Kyodi Tae: Huh? Nobody's there.
n0b0dy88: k
n0b0dy88: how r u
Kyodi Tae: I'm great, Nobody. How are you?
Kyodi Tae: This is awesome - if my mom asks, I can say that I've been having cybersex with nobody.
Kyodi Tae: And it'll be the truth!
n0b0dy88: k
n0b0dy88: kewll
n0b0dy88: so where u from
Kyodi Tae: Korea. Much like it says in my profile.
n0b0dy88: oic
n0b0dy88: kewll
n0b0dy88: so u speak english
Kyodi Tae: No, I'm sorry - I don't.
Kyodi Tae: My dad was English, but I never learned the language.
n0b0dy88: oic
n0b0dy88: so how do u type dis good
n0b0dy88: in english
Kyodi Tae: I have a translation program. It works really well, most of the time.
n0b0dy88: oic
n0b0dy88: kewll
n0b0dy88: so u actually speak korean rite
n0b0dy88: so den can i ask u a question
n0b0dy88: wut duz
Kyodi Tae: No, I typically type in Swahili. This program is really good.
n0b0dy88: oic
n0b0dy88: wut duz kesegi mean
Kyodi Tae: It's like dog.
n0b0dy88: oic
Kyodi Tae:
n0b0dy88: teach me sum foul language
Kyodi Tae: I'd rather you just fucked the hell out of me.
n0b0dy88: hehe
n0b0dy88: how old r u
Kyodi Tae: Did you or did you not read my profile?
n0b0dy88: no
n0b0dy88: i dont read it
n0b0dy88: i make girls tell me der profile
Kyodi Tae: Can you read?
n0b0dy88: yeah
Kyodi Tae: Do girls make you suck their cock in return?
n0b0dy88: hehe
n0b0dy88: if i feel like it
Kyodi Tae: So, you'd suck my cock if I read you my profile?
n0b0dy88: cock!
n0b0dy88: hold on
Kyodi Tae: What?
n0b0dy88: i read duh wrong ding
n0b0dy88: i meant i would let dem suck mines but hell i wouldnt
Kyodi Tae: You wouldn't suck my cock if I read you my profile?
n0b0dy88: im straight
Kyodi Tae: What kind of deal is that?
Kyodi Tae: You are?
n0b0dy88: ima guy
Kyodi Tae: How do your parents feel about that?
Kyodi Tae: Have you told your parents you're straight yet?
n0b0dy88: dey dont care
n0b0dy88: do u know wut straight is
Kyodi Tae: Yes, having no curves, axes, or bends.
n0b0dy88: it means a normal man
Kyodi Tae: Nobody says that!
n0b0dy88: not a gay man
Kyodi Tae: So gay is not normal?
n0b0dy88: hell no!
n0b0dy88: str8 is normal
n0b0dy88: and gay is gay
n0b0dy88: dats wut i meant
n0b0dy88: in english dats wut it means
Kyodi Tae: Ok, so if you have sex with another man, you're not normal?
n0b0dy88: hell no u be gay if u do have sex wit a man
Kyodi Tae: My program doesn't understand "wut". Can you type it out for me?
n0b0dy88: r u a girl or a guy
Kyodi Tae: So, I'm gay?
n0b0dy88: ok
n0b0dy88: hold on
n0b0dy88: hold on
Kyodi Tae: So, you're saying that I'm not normal if I have sex with a man
Kyodi Tae: ?
n0b0dy88: what does cock mean in yur program
Kyodi Tae: Sexual organ.
n0b0dy88: ok
n0b0dy88: in my language
n0b0dy88: cock means a mans organ
n0b0dy88: a female organ is a pussy
n0b0dy88: ok get it right
Kyodi Tae: How do you say piano?
n0b0dy88: thank you
n0b0dy88: hehe
n0b0dy88: piano
Kyodi Tae: Ok, so you want to have sex or not?
n0b0dy88: r u a girl or a guy
Kyodi Tae: Read my profile.
n0b0dy88: hey if your a fine looking girl i would
Kyodi Tae: Click the info button, grab your Hooked on Phonics book, and sound it out.
Kyodi Tae: My picture link is in there.
n0b0dy88: ok
n0b0dy88: and your only 12
Kyodi Tae: So?
n0b0dy88: do you know what sex is
Kyodi Tae: Way, way better than you do.
n0b0dy88: whta u mean
Kyodi Tae: I've been having sex with older men for like three years.
n0b0dy88: oh yeah
n0b0dy88: crazy girlie
Kyodi Tae: So, I know what sex is, how to do it, and how to get off myself.
Kyodi Tae: So - are you going to fuck me or what?
n0b0dy88: so your little pussy was being stuffed when you were 9 right
Kyodi Tae: Yes. Stuffed.
n0b0dy88: damn is your pussy loose
Kyodi Tae: Very.
Kyodi Tae: Your profile says you are a Darwinist.
Kyodi Tae: Is that true?
n0b0dy88: yup
Kyodi Tae: *sigh*
n0b0dy88: i believe the strong survives
Kyodi Tae: Do you believe ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny?
n0b0dy88: i think ill just have you give me a blow job
Kyodi Tae: I need to know if you believe that first.
Kyodi Tae: Also, believing the strong survive is different than being a Darwinist.
Kyodi Tae: Darwin invented Evolution as a social mechanism for him to sleep with his servants.
n0b0dy88: hehe
Kyodi Tae: Not as a way to explain the Origin of the Species.
n0b0dy88: kew
n0b0dy88: but he didnt really do it
Kyodi Tae: I know, Aristotle did.
Kyodi Tae: But Darwin is recognized as the Father of Modern Evolution.
n0b0dy88: all of his generations' people did
n0b0dy88: he is
n0b0dy88: but u dont knwo bout the ind. revolution
Kyodi Tae: Do you or do you not believe that ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny?
n0b0dy88: dont u
n0b0dy88: yes i do
Kyodi Tae: You do?
n0b0dy88: it captures the a-cell theory
n0b0dy88: first
Kyodi Tae: *sigh* That theory has been disbelieved even by evolutionists for like fifty years or more.
n0b0dy88: man and women
Kyodi Tae: Do you even know what the ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny theory says?
n0b0dy88: yes the theory grouping of the earliest tribal human beings
Kyodi Tae: No, no, no!
Kyodi Tae: God dammit, you're fucking stupid.
n0b0dy88: so are you
n0b0dy88: for having a loose pussy
Kyodi Tae: Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny says specifically that the fetus goes through, or retells, every phylum of special evolution.
Kyodi Tae: What does me having a loose ass have with fetal development?
n0b0dy88: nothing
n0b0dy88: i was going to say
n0b0dy88: dat
n0b0dy88: i was right about the a-cell
Kyodi Tae: Right, now tell me again: do you believe that theory?
n0b0dy88: and u didnt even noticed that
n0b0dy88: half and half
Kyodi Tae: I'm not at all concerned with the "A-cell" that you made up.
n0b0dy88: cuz its the theory same thing as the chicken adn the egg
n0b0dy88: its not made up
Kyodi Tae: So, you've gone from "Yes, I believe it" to "sorta". I'm sorry - I can't have sex with someone who's beliefs can be swayed so easily.
Kyodi Tae: So, you obviously don't believe in any sort of Creator?
n0b0dy88: nah im atheist
n0b0dy88: do you like to have sex
n0b0dy88: tell me how did you get involved in having sex
Kyodi Tae: Yes, I like sex, but only with men who will discuss Creation vs. Evolution with me while he's ramming his love rod up my ass.
n0b0dy88: hmmm interesting
Kyodi Tae: Well, this evolutionist came around spouting Darwinist beliefs and I started believing that I was just an animal, not responsible for my carnal actions, and just had sex with him.
Kyodi Tae: Of course, he was wrong, cuz I got pregnant, thus I was responsible for my actions.
Kyodi Tae: Then he tried to kill me, saying he wasn't responsible, but I lived, even though my daughter didn't. *sniff* I still think of her often.
n0b0dy88: so do you have a daughter
n0b0dy88: hmmm
Kyodi Tae: You can't fucking read, can you?
n0b0dy88: crazy
Kyodi Tae: I just said she died.
n0b0dy88: i just typed that after i saw u type dat
n0b0dy88: yo!
n0b0dy88: gosh
n0b0dy88: girl calm down
n0b0dy88: dis is america
Kyodi Tae: No, I'm in Korea, remember?
n0b0dy88: so
n0b0dy88: we different s
Kyodi Tae: So, it's not America?
n0b0dy88: so jess chill girl
n0b0dy88: in america we seee alot of that
n0b0dy88: but we dont have sex and talk bout that
n0b0dy88: thats a total turn-off
n0b0dy88: what a turn on is, is when you fuck you cuzz
n0b0dy88: at your partner
Kyodi Tae: My God - can you stop talking in Ebonics? You are an Asian, not a black man, and I'm losing respect for you as you talk to me for forsaking your Asian culture to cultivate a personality based on popular American society.
n0b0dy88: and make them mad, but it actualy stimulates their sex appetite
Kyodi Tae: Now, be a fucking Asian so I can respect you!
n0b0dy88: alrite
n0b0dy88: u still can
Kyodi Tae: *sigh* It's spelled "alright".
n0b0dy88: but dats duh way all asians talk
n0b0dy88: stop lying
n0b0dy88: you dont have a translater, how can you know what i typed
Kyodi Tae: Dammit! So, first you're a Darwinist, now you're a jive-talking Asian who has forgotten his ancestral bloodlines. I bet you don't even worship your grandparents.
Kyodi Tae: Because my translator tells me that you're fucking typing like a goddamn nigger.
Kyodi Tae: And "dats duh way" sounds like you have either a baseball bat up your ass or my cock down your throat.
n0b0dy88: alright
n0b0dy88: hey dont type cock
Kyodi Tae: I didn't!
n0b0dy88: cause you know why
n0b0dy88: type pussy
Kyodi Tae: I typed cock. That means my vagina in Korean!
n0b0dy88: because a cock is a man's thing
Kyodi Tae: My translator must send you cock, not what I type.
n0b0dy88: alright
n0b0dy88: but that sounds good thought
Kyodi Tae: My cock sounds good to you?
n0b0dy88: a pussy
n0b0dy88: a pussy
n0b0dy88: not a cock
n0b0dy88: i could sure use a pussy
n0b0dy88: right about now
Kyodi Tae: That doesn't make sense. You're saying, "A cock, a cock, not a cock.
Kyodi Tae: "
n0b0dy88: its your translater
n0b0dy88: forget it
Kyodi Tae: Ok, let's have sex.
n0b0dy88: sure
n0b0dy88: when ya ready
Kyodi Tae: I'm ready - shove your pussy in my cock!
n0b0dy88: hey say dick in your language
Kyodi Tae: Pussy.
n0b0dy88: you just said pussy in my language which is a dick in yours
n0b0dy88: thats how you say it
n0b0dy88: its opposite
n0b0dy88: hehe
Kyodi Tae: That's freakin' weird.
Kyodi Tae: Oh, wait - my translator was on the wrong mode.
Kyodi Tae: Sorry - hang on.
n0b0dy88: ok
Kyodi Tae: My translator was on "Guy fucking girl" mode. Ok, now it's reversed.
Kyodi Tae: I love sex translators.
n0b0dy88: heh e
n0b0dy88: crazy
n0b0dy88: hey who takes pictures of you
Kyodi Tae: Ok, so I'm on "Girl Fucking Guy" mode now.
Kyodi Tae: Whoever wants to.
Kyodi Tae: Let's have sex.
n0b0dy88: hey take some pictures you yourself naked
n0b0dy88: so are you really 12 now
Kyodi Tae: I don't have the digital camera.
Kyodi Tae: Yes, I'm really 12.
n0b0dy88: or are you older than you really are
Kyodi Tae: I'm 12.
Kyodi Tae: That's really my picture. Now, let's have sex so I can stroke my cock.
n0b0dy88: hey yourself saying cock
Kyodi Tae: Hrm...
n0b0dy88: it should be pussy
Kyodi Tae: Lemme see what's wrong here...
n0b0dy88: and dont forget guys dont like cocks
n0b0dy88: only girls like you do
Kyodi Tae: Oh, here we go: edit->sexual chat->preferences had it wrong.
n0b0dy88: ok
Kyodi Tae: Cock = penis now. Sorry. It was sending you the wrong thing.
Kyodi Tae: Now then...fuck me in my cock!
n0b0dy88: ok
n0b0dy88: no
n0b0dy88: i want a blow job
Kyodi Tae: Dammit! What?!
Kyodi Tae: So do I! Now suck my cock!
n0b0dy88: stop saying cock
n0b0dy88: god
n0b0dy88: you know hwo sick that sounds
n0b0dy88: for a guy
Kyodi Tae: Look, asshole, I have a fucking nine inch cock, and I want to shove it down your throat. Now suck it!
n0b0dy88: 9 inch
Kyodi Tae: Yes, nine inches of limp cock.
Kyodi Tae: Penis, dick, cock, etc, etc.
Kyodi Tae: I have one. Will you suck it?
n0b0dy88: hell no
Kyodi Tae: *sigh*
n0b0dy88: i like pussies
n0b0dy88: which is a girls sex organ
Kyodi Tae: Ok, then suck my he-pussy.
n0b0dy88: aitn not guys shiet
n0b0dy88: what you mean by
n0b0dy88: hepussy
Kyodi Tae: My asshole. It's the only opening that I have.
Kyodi Tae: Besides my mouth.
Kyodi Tae: I'll give you a rimjob after you suck on my asshole.
n0b0dy88: what about your pussy
Kyodi Tae: What pussy?
n0b0dy88: do you have a pussy
n0b0dy88: another opening
Kyodi Tae: *sigh* I've been saying for the last five minutes that I have a cock, not a pussy.
n0b0dy88: and opeining between your legs that is flat and i cant stick sumding long in it
Kyodi Tae: Right, that's my asshole.
n0b0dy88: so you can scream like a bitch
Kyodi Tae: I'll scream however you want if I can get a blowjob.
n0b0dy88: are you a girl or a guy than im confused
Kyodi Tae: Um, ... I'm a guy.
Kyodi Tae: Ya know, with breasts?
Kyodi Tae: Geez...I don't know what's so hard about this..
n0b0dy88: as in a boy
Kyodi Tae: Boy? No, that's rice. I'm a guy - like with nipples, and bearing children and stuff...
n0b0dy88: guy means man
n0b0dy88: not woman tho
n0b0dy88: change your translater
Kyodi Tae: Actually, "guy" is the last ingredient in my favorite soup: The Cream of Sum Yung Guy.
Kyodi Tae: Mmmm....cream.
n0b0dy88: suck my dick
Kyodi Tae: I thought you were going to suck mine, though?
n0b0dy88: you first
n0b0dy88: suck it hard
n0b0dy88: till you can make me shoot
Kyodi Tae: But you have to suck my cock all the way down your throat when I'm done, ok?
n0b0dy88: ill lick your flat pussy
Kyodi Tae: What pussy?
n0b0dy88: your flat whole between your leg
Kyodi Tae: That's my asshole!
Kyodi Tae: You're licking my asshole.
n0b0dy88: nah
Kyodi Tae: K, now suck my dick.
n0b0dy88: slurp
Kyodi Tae: Sweet!
Kyodi Tae: God, you rock at sucking another man's penis.
Kyodi Tae: Do you like sucking my penis?
n0b0dy88: bitch
n0b0dy88: hell no
Kyodi Tae: Bend over - I wanna fuck your ass.
n0b0dy88: i want sum pussy right now
Kyodi Tae: I don't have any pussy for you to have. I have a penis, though. Do you want some of that? Just lick it and pretend it's the pussy of a 12yr old Korean girl?
Kyodi Tae: Hello?
Kyodi Tae: I've never had an Asian man suck my big, white cock before. I'm loving it!
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