This log has no discernable plot, the person had almost no conversational abilities, and to top it off it's not funny...but I wasted a good 45 minutes of my life on it, so you're going to read it, fucker.

I set him up....Bastard Messiah knocks him down. Or maybe it's the other way around. Who knows...Just read and laugh, already!

In this log, PardonTheWait demonstrates how to humiliate a pedophile quickly and competently. I wish everyone would start baiting like this...my attention span keeps getting shorter. -Dirk

Bringing racism to a whole new level. By Doug Stanhope.

It's not often that I can be as much of an asshole as Sven, but I think I succeeded this time.

A faithful Bait fan and I go at it with some schmuck who came to the Pedophiles Only room.

I guess Edgy is one of the ICP idiots or something...

I think this was Dolemite.

After God gets a sex-change, I gain a Sister but lose My Messiah-ship.
Jen is My Co-Pilot.

All of my responses in this bait are from a conversation I was having with BM at the same time. So, as BM is saying things to me, I am pasting what he is saying into this bait (not in chronological order). After I ran out of BM's comments, I started taking lines from random conversations that I had saved. So, basically, not one word of this is mine. I don't think this makes any sense, but someone told me it was funny.

This is some guy I think was trying to get Blu KottonKandy to cyber with him, so he thought he'd be a man and try to stop me from ragging on her. Bad choice, asshole. Log three of three of the Pet Chat saga.

Here's Blu KottonKandy's boyfriend. He's stupider than she is. Log two of the three of the Pet Chat room saga.

This is second bitch to IM me after I went into the AOL Pet Chat room and talk about how I lick my dog dry after I bathe him. I forgot to save the first bitch, but she was remarkably unfunny anyway. This is the first of three simultaneously-going IMs directed at me. Try not to gouge your own eyes out at these people's stupidity.

This isn't a sex log, but this guy(girl?) was a complete idiot who wouldn't get the hint.

Her apparent motto: "Suck cock now, ask questions later."

An old bait, based on the masterful "Internet Perverts EXPOSED!" logs found HERE. I like reading them because they make me feel funnier. :)

This is kind of what happened to me after I had my hairy palms read.

Ice0Man0pedz: well, she cant seem to get me off, i always have to do i myself, it seems

If and when you get three wishes, try to be smart and not fuck them up. If a superhero ever asks you to save the world, please restrain yourself from sucking his cock until AFTER you've saved the world.

Coal mining, velociraptors...I had to stop several times to jerk off while making this log; thunder lizards turn me on.

I really like when guys do nice things for me, like masturbate with broken glass. *sigh* They're so sweet like that.

This guy wanted sex with a pregnant woman. No problem, but Sexbot™ was nine months pregnant and ready to start popping out kids. This guy never got sex, but he was the model of fatherhood. I love fucking these people over who think they're going to get sex.

Cissie, Hooked on Cock and Tiny Little Love put asside their differences for some hot group sex in the Hindu Singles chat room.