What the Fuck is baiting, anyway?
Shit, that really doesn't sound right, either. Oh well. It's closer than that first bit. *sighs*
How did baiting get started?
The origin of baiting goes back over a year, to the days of ICQ dominance.
Unlike now, Sven and Dirk spent most of their waking hours online, chatting with various
individuals instead of actually working or accomplishing anything of importance. 99.9% of
the time they would only receive messages from individuals they knew, although
occasionally some weirdo would send a message thinking they were someone else. This
wouldn't have meant anything if it wasn't for the fact that Dirk constantly
received messages from strange Egyptians asking for cybersex. Turns out that the
information in his user profile, namely "I'm a 12 year old girl who likes to have sex
with older guys" and an address listed as being in Bumfuck, Egypt, was being located
in random searches by these weird fucks, who would then proceed to believe it and message
Dirk accordingly. After months of this, something snapped in Sven's brain, tempting him
like a nubile pre-teen offering the Apple of (Carnal) Knowledge to try this with the (now
as-good-as-ICQ) AOL Instant Messenger. Viola!
With the advent of this amazing discovery, a mad rush to perfect the art began. Sven, Dirk, and a select few at Dirk's place of employment began baiting non-stop, wasting away many hours of company time. At some point during this time the idea for a website was introduced by X-Static and the term "baiting" coined by LowRezSkyline. Ideas were tossed around as to what the website should be called, how it would look, who got to fuck the sheep first, etc.
And after nearly a year, here it is.
Isn't this shit illegal?
We've pondered this question many times, normally returning the answer
"who cares." As far as any of us can tell, however, it's perfectly legal, as the
baitee is soliciting (sex from) us. That and there's always the fact that it's all online,
where there really aren't any laws concerning harassment or anything, so it's pretty much
fair game.
As far as posting personal information, I think our disclaimer page covers that pretty well. Look at it this way; if you call up a phone number you found in a bathroom stall, talk with the seemingly nice person on the other end and give them your name and address, should they be arrested if they give it out to all their friends? Of course not. At any rate, until we get some lawyer calling us up, or the SWAT team kicks in my front door, it's as good as legal.
My God, you are a bunch of sexist, racist, disgusting
pigs.
We believe that in our modern day world of Political Correctness, it's
good for the soul to be as filthy as possible, in every way, shape and form. We're
overwhelmed with PC bullshit constantly, and it's healthy to get out your biases every
once in awhile. In the case of baiting, most of it is simply done to further bait the
victim, to get him to say things that'll look really funny when read by people who know
what's going on. The baiting staff aren't all racist homosexual child impersonators, it
just makes for funny reading. And that's the point, isn't it? If you don't like it, leave.
Simple as that.
So you're saying that you guys are not gay?
As far as sticking your dick into another guy is concerned, no. We're all
gay at heart, though!
Okay, so how does one bait?
Check out the Baiting 101
section. It pretty much has all the info you need to get started in this high-tech
industry.
Dammit, this guy I baited isn't any fun.
It happens. They are only human after all, and the majority of baitees are
pretty fucking stupid humans at that. Or goddamned non-english-speakin'-pedophile-arabs.
Either way, you gotta accept that not every log is going to be funny. On the other hand,
the better you get, the easier it becomes to turn a log around from boring to hilarious.
Who am I supposed to bait, anyway?
Pedophiles are the best, as they tend to be dumber than shit, but pretty
much any race, religion, sexual orientation...fuck, anyone can be baited. Use your
imagination, and set up your profile Interests and your screen name appropriately. If you
take the name "fukinDegoWopNigr" for instance, you should be able to guess what
kind of IMs you're going to receive.
I sent some guy an Instant Message, and got this great
bait out of it... (New 7/14/00)
You didn't get a bait at all, fucknut - if you IM them first it is
not a fucking bait! I cannot stress this enough, people - they need to come to
you, or else all you're doing is harassing the poor person.
14 year old boys keep IMing my account, should I bait or
just ignore them? (New 7/14/00)
Although the definition of pedophile doesn't really specify how old the
offender has to be, you can pretty much take it as a given that if they're not over 18,
they're not breaking any law or rule of good taste. Back when I was 14 I tried to get it
on with girls my age (okay...so I still do. Try and get it on with 14 year olds, that is).
There's much more to it than just that - keep in mind that we're trying to have fun at the
expense of sick, depraved *men* that want to have sex with girls that are little more than
*children*. So please, if the poor schmuck you're baiting tells you he's 15/m/NY, just
block him and go on to older, more deserving miscreants.
Sweet, I just got a phone number! Won't this guy be
surprised when I call him!
We strongly suggest you don't, as you'd be entering the domain of the FCC
and phone harrassment. If you do, however, please don't mention this site; Our official
policy is "never verify any information you receive as being real or not," and
for the sake of our personal well-being we mean it. Thanks.
Fuck, I just got IMed by a cop!
*sigh* Moron.
What the Hell is it with you guys and sodomy?
Unwanted homosexual sex is, for whatever reason, damn funny. Joking about
utter gayness is, in general, damn funny. The word "cock," especially when
applied to the same sentence as "in your ass" is damn funny.
Maybe it's just us, but we think it's damn funny, okay?
Why does everyone say "Mmmmm" all the time?
"Mmmm" is the pedophile mating call. It's an inside joke, which
is why we use it a lot in our baits.
What about "sexy chat?"
That's an inside joke as well, which I believe stemmed from some egyptian
IMing with the message "r u sexy chat?" At this point in time, "sexy
chat" pretty much represents cybersex where the 'girl' eventually tries to fuck the
guy with their cock. It's actually a lot more general a term than that, but I really
wanted to say the word cock. Sorry.
...and "r u orgasm?" (New 7/14/00)
Inside joke as well. Damn Egyptians.
You guys are all gay, right?
Yes we are, and we're damned proud of it.
How do I contact someone at Baiting.org?
You can contact us via email (address links are located throughout the
site), or by submitting feedback on the Speak
Your Mind page.
I submitted feedback, but then you fuckers went and made
fun of everything I said.
Yes, we probably did. Maybe we should put a vote option on feedback as
well.
I'm pretty good at baiting, can I join you guys?
Odds are, no; we've been doing this for a long time now, and even we still
suck. I guess if you were good enough, and figured out some way to convince us to actually
read your logs, there's the chance. I wouldn't count on it, though.
Hey fuckers, I was baiting long before you! I want
credit!
Fuck off.
I found my phone number on one of your logs, take it down
or I'll sue you.
Please contact our Personal
Information Verification and Removal Team, being sure to include full contact
information so we can verify that it is, in fact, your phone number (or other
information). Note that if you gave it to one of our staff under the assumption that we
were actually under-age females looking for sex, we may notify the FBI as well. Rest
assured we will do everything we can to make you happy.
Who designed and built this site?
The site layout, graphics and most (non-log) content was created by Dirk
using FrontPage, Adobe Photoshop (with EyeCandy filters), and good ol' Notepad. All coding
was done by Sven using PHP, and some damn fine coding it is. Suggestions, criticism and
contributions from many people, including X-Static, Kaen, Pimpy, and Flamesong, all helped
make the site what it is. I bet they're sorry for what they've helped create, too.
You guys are k-rad! Can I link to your site? (New
7/14/00)
Of course you can! In fact, we've provided this handy-dandy banner for you
to proudly display on your Christian Coalition webpage:
It's located at http://www.baiting.org/images/baiting_banner.gif - just throw it up on your page and link it to www.baiting.org, and everyone will be happy.
You said you are all gay, correct?
What!? Hey, fuck you! Where the fuck did you get that from? We're all
straight, okay? Shit, man.
The fact that your voting is labeled -5 through 5 rather
than 1 through 10 is fucking with my feeble, near-useless mind. Could someone (Kaen, in
this case) please explain it to me?
5 = You'll be laughing for the next few days.
4 = You laughed your balls (or breasts) off.
3 = Damn funny shit.
2 = Not bad. No tears or stomach cramps, though.
1 = I got a chuckle or two. No, just one.
0 = Eh. I could've spent the time doing something better.
-1 = Huh?
-2 = Isn't crack illegal?
-3 = You fell asleep halfway through the log.
-4 = After reading this, you're considering mass homicide.
-5 = After you click 'Vote', you're going to disembowel yourself by pulling all your
internal organs through your ass.
What program does the Forum use?
It's Phorum 3.0.8 slightly modified to match the site, the
Topics/Author/Date graphics and the Blue Divider is ours, the rest is pretty much the
default. We tweaked the colors to match as well, but it is pretty easy with the
configuration page. The administration part of Phorum is kinda weak, and totally insecure,
but it was super-easy to set up. I think I had it running in under an hour.
When I post my log to the Forum, it ends up looking all
fucked up. How can I fix that?
Pool Toy, being the devoted pedo-loving baitster that he is, whipped up an
AIM Log DeHTMLizer to format your logs better. Save the log to your desktop, copy it's
HTML (view it using Notepad, or use the View Source menu command in whatever browser
you're viewing it with), paste it into the form at www.geocities.com/pool_toy, and if Pool Toy
didn't totally fuck it up, it should format for your Forum-posting pleasure. (DirkNote:
I'm way too lazy to take the time and test it, so we'll just assume it works)
I just started baiting, so I thought I'd post my very
first log to the forum. I know it sucks, but I thought maybe someone could help me get
better. (New 7/14/00)
Hey, retard - have you no common sense? Does the entire concept of the
site elude you? In case it does, let me spell it out for you; We're a bunch of assholes
who take pleasure in making fun of those less fortunate (read: dumber) than us. If you
post a log that even *you* think is shit, all we're going to do is tell you you're a
fucking moron, doing our best to get a laugh out of those reading our response(s). More
precisely, we (the baiting staff) won't say jack shit, instead leaving it to our faithful
readers to do so. The fact of the matter is, we don't want to waste our time reading your
pathetic excuse for a bait. If you don't think it's any good, DO NOT POST IT. It's that
simple. Wait until you've got something somewhat decent, okay? Shit.
I've got a really funny log that I think deserves to be a
Guest Baiter log, so I'm going to email it to you, okay?
DO NOT EMAIL US LOGS. Please, in the name of all that is holy and right,
we hate getting logs emailed to us. Go to The Forum, post it there, and if it's really
good, one of us will ask you for it. That's the key, people - we only like receiving
emailed logs if we *ask for them*. Otherwise it's a waste, since we'll just tell you to
post it in the Forum anyway.
Are there any other baiting websites/pages I should check out? (New 7/23/00)
The only two I feel like mentioning are FlaminglyQueer's bIATING page and Abel's Evil of Baiting page. Oh, yeah - check out GameHobo as well.