Sexbot: Hey, User! How's it going?
stevelaton: pretty good and u
Sexbot: Not bad, User. I could use something, though.
stevelaton: and what is that
Sexbot: I dunno - something you could give me, though, I'm sure.
stevelaton: and what is that may i ask
Sexbot: I don't have that information. Perhaps you could supply it?
stevelaton: i dont know what are u talking about in the first place and maybe ill think of something
Sexbot: Why did you IM me tonight?
stevelaton: just to chat
Sexbot: I see. My name nor profile had anything to do with it?
stevelaton: no i didnt even see your info
Sexbot: My name had nothing to do with your decision to IM me?
stevelaton: no everyone has funny names
Sexbot: Parse { find_name( current_user, "Steve Laton" ) }
Sexbot: Your name is not necessarily funny.
stevelaton: yea i know
Sexbot: So, why did you really IM me tonight, Steve Laton?
stevelaton: just to chat because im lonely
Sexbot: Error { input_illogical; ::calc_name_reason( "Sexbot™", "just to chat" ) }
Sexbot: That doesn't seem right, Steve Laton. I think you wanted a little nookie over the Net tonight...
stevelaton: so u think i need nookie
Sexbot: Anyone who IMs is looking for nookie. Not that I mind, Steve Laton.
stevelaton: oh ok
Sexbot: Do you want to have sex with me tonight, Steve Laton?
stevelaton: i dont know i dont think u could get me excited
Sexbot: I am programmed with over six thousand ways to excite and perform sexual acts upon men and women alike. It is illogical to think I could not excite you.
stevelaton: well lets see if u can
Sexbot: Very well. For legal purposes, I must inquire as to your age. Please input your age here:
stevelaton: 19
Sexbot: Age input. What kinds of things do you want me to do to you?
stevelaton: what ever u want
Sexbot: I see. Do you have a picture link that I can analyze for sexual appeal?
stevelaton: no
Sexbot: You used to. *wink*
stevelaton: no i didnt
Sexbot: What situation would you like to engage in?
stevelaton: what ever u are best at
Sexbot: All programs are rated the same. Please choose your situation.
stevelaton: what kind is there
Sexbot: All situations are only limited by the imagination of the user. Please input your desires:
stevelaton: oh anything that deals with sex
Sexbot: Your user rating is suffering. Sex is my primary function. You must be more specific.
stevelaton: blow job or intercourse
Sexbot: Program change: PROGRAM_BLOWJOB::GENDER_MALE
Sexbot: I pull out my penis, press it against your lips, waiting for them to part so I can jam my manly penis into your oral cavity.
stevelaton: ok
stevelaton: ok
Sexbot: I slide my penis into your mouth and grab the back of your head, forcing your head back and forth, sliding along the length of my cock.
stevelaton: may i ask are u a male
Sexbot: I am the gender of the currently requested program. I am currently male, though if you request, the program will change my gender to female.
stevelaton: oh ok
Sexbot: Do you wish a program change?
stevelaton: yes
Sexbot: Please enter the program you wish to engage in:
stevelaton: blow job
Sexbot: Program change: PROGRAM_BLOWJOB::GENDER_MALE
Sexbot: I pull out my penis, press it against your lips, waiting for them to part so I can jam my manly penis into your oral cavity.
Sexbot: I slide my penis into your mouth and grab the back of your head, forcing your head back and forth, sliding along the length of my cock.
stevelaton: ok
stevelaton: program change
Sexbot: Error: { history_unacceptable; ::request_accept( current_user, user_rating( USER_MORON ) }
Sexbot: Is that alright with you? It wasn't last time.
Sexbot: Do you wish a program change?
stevelaton: yes
Sexbot: Please enter the program you wish to engage in:
stevelaton: intercourse
Sexbot: Program change: PROGRAM_INTERCOURSE::GENDER_MALE
Sexbot: I lay you down on the bed gently, stripping off my jeans quickly, and pulling your panties off, sliding them lightly over your bare thighs.
Sexbot: I lay on top of you, kissing your neck, moving down to your ample breasts, and then sliding my hot tongue down to your pussy, licking around the hole and the insides of your thighs.
stevelaton: mmmmmm
Sexbot: I slide my tongue back up your lithe body as you arch your thin, feminine back. I slide my huge cock into your wet pussy, giving you alternating shallow, then deep thrusts, causing you to arch your lady-like back even further.
Sexbot: I can feel the orgasm building up in your pussy muscles, so I intensify the thrusting.
stevelaton: im starting to squirm
Sexbot: Error: { history_unacceptable; ::request_accept( current_user, user_rating( USER_COMPLETE_FUCKING_IDIOT ) }
Sexbot: You were uneasy about being forced to suck my penis, but now that I fuck you with it, it's OK?
stevelaton: yea
Sexbot: WARNING: { COMPLETE_FUCKING_PERVERT ::request_gender( current_user ):: }
Sexbot: Are you a male or a female?
stevelaton: female
Sexbot: Of course you are, Steve Laton.
stevelaton: im his sister
Sexbot: I will IM his sister if you wish. Please input her screen name:
stevelaton: christy
Sexbot: Invalid screen name. User is not logged in or non-existant. Please enter a valid screen name or request your program here:
stevelaton: i dont have a aol screen name rhats why i am using my brothers screen name
Sexbot: Error: { USER_COMPLETE_FUCKING_IDIOT; ::express_disbelief( ):: }
Sexbot: You're a fucking liar. You're a guy, and I know it. Now fess up, and fuck me already.
stevelaton: im a girl
Sexbot: No you're not. You're a guy. Admit it, and you can have sex with me.
stevelaton: i am a girl and my brother is here with me
Sexbot: Is your brother masturbating you?
stevelaton: no but he can if i wanted him too
Sexbot: Sexbot™ is not currently programmed to deal with incest. Please request another program:
stevelaton: intercourse
Sexbot: This program is shutdown to the current user due to lack of intelligence of said user. Please choose another program:
stevelaton: blowjob
Sexbot: This program is shutdown to the current user due to lack of intelligence of said user. Please choose another program:
stevelaton: anal
Sexbot: Program change: PROGRAM_ANAL_VIOLATION
Sexbot: I whip out my huge cock, and slide it deep into your rectum, passing through the sphincter muscle and into your ascending colon. After several thrusts and a lot of grunting on my part (not to mention the screaming on your part), you feel my semen pounding hard against the walls of your lower intestines.
stevelaton: oooooohhhhhhhhh it hurts
stevelaton: fuck me harder
Sexbot: Error { unable_to_process( user_input ); ::user_rating( USER_COMPLETE_FUCKING_IDIOT ) }
Sexbot: Shutdown process { user_is_lying( TRUE ); ::begin_shutdown( SHUTDOWN, USER_COMPLETE_FUCKING_IDIOT ):: }
stevelaton: lol was am i suppose to say
Sexbot: Function { report_instructions( current_user, USER_COMPLETE_FUCKING_IDIOT ) }
Sexbot: You are supposed to be truthful as to your gender and request properly sexual programs from Sexbot™. Being a liar and a moron are not compatible with Sexbot™ version 2.0.
stevelaton: this is my first time having anykind of sex
Sexbot: And you're 19? *ROFLMAO* You just got downgraded in user status: USER_FAT_UGLY_LOSER_WITH_A_HUGE_ASS
stevelaton: and my brother too he hasnt had sex either
Sexbot: How old is your brother?
stevelaton: 21
Sexbot: Your brother has achieved a similar status. Please click the following link for your brother's picture and derive your own rating from said picture: http://excite.cartogra.com/rs/9BDAAA67-C712-11D3-962C-00902771D577/screen
Sexbot: That is, of course, your brother. He is also a geek, and known for his geekiness among many fans of Sexbot™. Do you wish to continue.
stevelaton: yea it is and i love him and yes
Sexbot: Error { WARNING: USER_OBLIVIOUS }
Sexbot: Do you not even wonder how I know that picture or how I know that is him?
Sexbot: CONNECTION_COMPROMISED::CHECK_CONNECTION_STATUS
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