Sexbot: Hello! I'm Sexbot™! Send me any sexual message for some amazing sexy chat! Mmmm!
Sexbot: Unknown request. Please be more specific.
shamik35: can we have sex
Sexbot: Yes. My primary function is sexual stimulation. Please enter the program you wish to engage in:
shamik35: oral sex
Sexbot: Program change: PROGRAM_ORAL_SEX::GENDER_MALE
shamik35: yes i am a male interested in oral sex
Sexbot: I rub my cock to stiffen it a little, just enough to slide it between your lips, where it hardens completely in your mouth. I grab the back of your head and guide your thrusting on my huge, throbbing hunk of manmeat.
shamik35: oh no i am a man
shamik35: you need to suck my cock
Sexbot: Error { ::user_demands( "you need to suck my cock" ):: ::report_status( GENDER_MALE::PERSONALITY( DOMINEERING ) }
Sexbot: No, bitch, you'll do what I tell you and I tell you to suck MY cock down your throat. Now do it before I bitch slap you again!
Sexbot: BITCH SUCK MY COCK!
Sexbot: DO YOU NOT HEAR ME?! SUCK MY COCK!
Sexbot: Do you wish a program change?
shamik35: yes
Sexbot: Please enter the program you wish to engage in:
shamik35: i am a man and need a woman for sex
Sexbot: Your requirements are noted. Please enter the program you wish to engage in:
shamik35: can i have a lady to fuck
Sexbot: Your request is noted. Please enter the program you wish to engage in:
shamik35: hot sex
Sexbot: Program change: PROGRAM_SEX_ON_THE_SUN
Sexbot: As we approach the sun in our SexSpaceShip, we are burnt to a crisp.
Sexbot: Do you wish a program change?
shamik35: yes
shamik35: i want regular sex with a woman
Sexbot: Program change: PROGRAM_NORMAL_SEX
Sexbot: PROGRAM_NORMAL_SEX requires input from the user. Please input your actions now:
shamik35: i want to enter your pussy
Sexbot: My pussy is not large enough for you to enter. However, you may decide to insert any part of your body into it.
shamik35: yeah my dick
Sexbot: Unknown request. What are you going to do with your dick or what did you want me to do with it?
shamik35: i want you to suck my dick
Sexbot: You just said you wanted to enter my pussy with your dick and now you want me to suck it? Why can't you men ever make up your minds?
shamik35: i need it all
Sexbot: You have only one penis, as I am aware. I am unable to comply with both your demands simultaneously without an Act of God.
Sexbot: Solution found.
Sexbot: Program change: PROGRAM_SEX_WITH_GOD
Sexbot: Shamik35, my child, you have been a good boy. I am well-pleased. Your sacrifices of sheep and fruits has pleased me and now I will bestow upon you My Most Holy Semen.
Sexbot: *I raise my hands heavenward and torrent of thick, white liquid falls on your head from the clouds. You feel oddly satisfied.*
Sexbot: Now go unto all nations and make disciples of all people, Shamik35. Thou art blessed.
Sexbot: Program complete. Do you wish a program change?
Sexbot: Connection timeout. Thanks for using Sexbot version 2.0!
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