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Enema Cocktail, Anyone?
by: Sexbot
Posted: 03/17/00         Score: 3.1         Votes: 198
I really like when guys do nice things for me, like masturbate with broken glass. *sigh* They're so sweet like that.
NearMCSE00: and may i say good morning to you
Sexbot: Hello! I'm Sexbot™! Send me any sexual message for some amazing sexy chat! Mmmm!
NearMCSE00: i enjoy all aspects of eroticism - with no limits - - and yourself?
Sexbot: Good morning to you also.
Sexbot: My primary function is erotic stimulation.
NearMCSE00: and where abouts r u located?
NearMCSE00: i am in the boston area here
Sexbot: I am currently loaded in Silicon Valley, CA.
NearMCSE00: you sound very intriguiing
NearMCSE00: well then - good morning to you Ms CA
NearMCSE00: Tim here btw
NearMCSE00: and what has you up so early?
Sexbot: The Sexbot™ runs 24hrs a day, except when down for routine maintenance. I am always "awake", so to speak.
NearMCSE00: i see
NearMCSE00: and what is your name - if i may ask
NearMCSE00: i am calling up your picture now
Sexbot: Error { grammar; ::non_descript( "The Sexbot™ runs" ):: ::replace( "The Sexbot™ runs", "The Sexbot™ server runs" ):: }
Sexbot: The Sexbot™ server runs 24hrs a day, except when down for routine maintenance. I am always "awake", so to speak.
Sexbot: I am Sexbot™.
NearMCSE00: hello sexbot
NearMCSE00: are you strickly a server, automated?
Sexbot: Incorrect. I am an artificial intelligence designed solely for the purpose of fulfilling sexual fantasy. Please enter the program you wish to engage in:
NearMCSE00: would love to
Sexbot: Unknown program. Please reformat and re-enter:
NearMCSE00: domination
NearMCSE00: are you still there
NearMCSE00: what are my options to choose from
Sexbot: Program change: PROGRAM_DOMINATRIX
NearMCSE00: PROGRAM_DOMINATION
Sexbot: I am wearing black leather, carrying a whip in one hand and a huge black dildo in the other.
Sexbot: Get naked, slave.
NearMCSE00: yes Sexbot
NearMCSE00: removing clothes
NearMCSE00: completely naked
NearMCSE00: what may i do for you Ms. Sexbot
Sexbot: You can put this dildo in your mouth, you little slut!
Sexbot: I whip you several times about the buttocks and legs.
NearMCSE00: mmmfff...
NearMCSE00: ouch, yes ms s
NearMCSE00: mmmmfff
NearMCSE00:
Sexbot: Now, then...wear this diaper. *hands you a diaper reading Huggies*
NearMCSE00: yes ms s.
NearMCSE00: hmmmm....
NearMCSE00: *putting on diaper*
NearMCSE00: *stands before you*
NearMCSE00: diaper on ms s
Sexbot: Now, cry like a baby. And beg me to spank you.
NearMCSE00: *wahhh*
NearMCSE00: 'please spank my ms s,,,,,im sorry'
NearMCSE00: please, i need to feel this with you
NearMCSE00: please spank me, teach me a lesson, ill do anything
NearMCSE00: no limits
Sexbot: I whip you mercilessly on your buttocks, calling you baby and slut, and slapping your face which still holds the huge black dildo I inserted a while ago.
Sexbot: I leave the room a moment, only to return a moment later with a martini glass filled with a dark wine of some dark floating bits in it.
Sexbot: DRINK THIS.
Sexbot: Drink it, baby!
NearMCSE00: mmmmf
NearMCSE00: yes ms s
NearMCSE00: *removes dildo*
NearMCSE00: *drinking*
NearMCSE00: *hands glass back*
NearMCSE00: ummmff, thank you ms s
NearMCSE00: *feeling the redness on my rear*
Sexbot: Do you want another one?
Sexbot: How did that taste, baby?
NearMCSE00: good ms s
NearMCSE00: thank you
NearMCSE00: if u want me to i will
NearMCSE00: what was it ms s
Sexbot: It was an enema cocktail.
NearMCSE00: i have never had one
NearMCSE00: thank you ms s
NearMCSE00: what can i do for you
NearMCSE00: please- - ill do anything for oyu
Sexbot: You can cry like the little infant you are.
NearMCSE00: waaaahhhhh
NearMCSE00: im sorry ms s
NearMCSE00: i didnt mean to look at your clothes in your drawers
NearMCSE00: im sorry
NearMCSE00: wwwwaaaaaahhhhhh
NearMCSE00: *tears showing*
Sexbot: You've been looking at my underwear?! Maybe you'd like to wear some then! *I take panties out of my lingerie drawer* Put these on your head!
NearMCSE00: *putting on head*
NearMCSE00: yes ms s
NearMCSE00: my sisters always brag about their nice stuff
NearMCSE00: i was curious about the clothing - thats all
NearMCSE00: im sorry ms s
NearMCSE00: i dont want you to be upset - -
NearMCSE00: i want you to be happy
Sexbot: Now, make it so one eye can see out each leg hole.
NearMCSE00: im sorry
NearMCSE00: *adjusting*
NearMCSE00: yes ms s - like this?
Sexbot: Dance around the room, singing, "I'm Batman! I'm Batman! I'm the world's sexiest breakfast treat!"
NearMCSE00: dancing*
NearMCSE00: im batman - - im batman
NearMCSE00: im the worlds sexiest breakfast treat
NearMCSE00: *dancing*
NearMCSE00: *prancing*
NearMCSE00: thank you ms s - - yes, im batman
Sexbot: Sing it like a girl! Do it again!
Sexbot: This time, you're Superman and you're not just for breakfast anymore!
NearMCSE00: *prancing*
NearMCSE00: yes, look at me - im pretty - -
NearMCSE00: im superman
NearMCSE00: *dancing*
NearMCSE00: lalalalala - - is this better ms s - - im more than breakfast
Sexbot: No! I wanted you to sing, "I'm Suuu-perman! I'm not just for breakfast anymoooooore!"
Sexbot: Sing it to the tune of the Theme of Rocky.
NearMCSE00: im suuu-perman
Sexbot: Also known as Eye of the Tiger, the current program's favorite song.
NearMCSE00: im not just for breakfast anymooooooore
NearMCSE00: dadada - - dadada - - im suoerman, dadadada
Sexbot: You're who?! You need punishing!
NearMCSE00: im suuuupermannnn
Sexbot: I take you over my knee and spank you mercilessly with a belt for half an hour or until your buttocks start to bleed, whichever comes first.
NearMCSE00: mmm - yes ms s
NearMCSE00: im sorry
NearMCSE00: *hitting myself here*
Sexbot: Now that your buttocks are bleeding, I make another enema cocktail for you, this time adding several drops of your own blood to the recipe.
Sexbot: Now drink this!
NearMCSE00: *drinking*
NearMCSE00: yes ms s
NearMCSE00: *coughing*
NearMCSE00: thank oyu ms s
Sexbot: I think you should masturbate for me now. Here's a brillo pad - get to work.
Sexbot: Take off the diaper.
NearMCSE00: *taking*
NearMCSE00: diaper off
NearMCSE00: yes ms s
Sexbot: Now, wank that little infant penis for me, baby!
NearMCSE00: *pad to cock*
NearMCSE00: mmmm yes ms s
NearMCSE00: *standiong in front of you*
Sexbot: Now, stroke it until its raw and bleeding!
NearMCSE00: *stroking cock*
NearMCSE00: ah - yes - - ah, this is sore
NearMCSE00: blood showing
Sexbot: You've barely been doing it a minute.
Sexbot: Keep doing it until I can see the sponge-like tissue beneath the skin!
NearMCSE00: tip dripping with pre cum
NearMCSE00: yes ms s
Sexbot: You will NOT cum until I tell you to!
NearMCSE00: im stroking hard with the abrasive
NearMCSE00: i will not ms s
NearMCSE00: just hte tip is wet
Sexbot: *I hand you a pumice stone* If that brillo pad isn't working well enough, use this.
NearMCSE00: *stroking*
NearMCSE00: yes ms s
Sexbot: Wait! I have a better idea! Come here, baby.
NearMCSE00: ah, oh god this hurts ms s
NearMCSE00: *stops*
NearMCSE00: yes ms s?
NearMCSE00: *following*
Sexbot: *I dip your hands, palms first, into a thick glue. Then I dip them into a box of broken shards of glass, covering both your palms with broken glass* Now stroke it as hard as you can!
NearMCSE00: yes ms s
NearMCSE00: aaaaarrrggggg - - oh god - - aaaahhhhhh
NearMCSE00: shit, oh my god - im so sossry ms s
Sexbot: Did you cum already?!
NearMCSE00: ah - - is this bettr
NearMCSE00: oh no - - the pain of the blood
NearMCSE00: im still hard for u
NearMCSE00: im sorry ms s
Sexbot: Now, then - get down and suck on my balls. And what was all that "Ms. S" crap about? Call me CockMaster!
NearMCSE00: yes CockMaster
NearMCSE00: thank you
NearMCSE00: *lips to balls*
NearMCSE00: balls in lmouth - sucking
Sexbot: I smack your head from side to side as you suck on my huge, manly balls, leaving huge welts just above and below your ears.
NearMCSE00: sucking hard
NearMCSE00: balls in mouth
NearMCSE00: yes CockMaster
Sexbot: Now, suck my cock, you little slut.
NearMCSE00: your cock, ?
NearMCSE00: yes CockMaster
Sexbot: Take it all the way down your throat, you little whore.
NearMCSE00: yes CockMaster
Sexbot: I grab both your ears and use them for handlebars as I blow my entire load down your throat.
Sexbot: Program completed. Do you wish a new program?
NearMCSE00: wow- can i add you for now Ms Sexbot?
Sexbot: Unknown request. Please specify.
NearMCSE00: no
Sexbot: Unable to comply without specification.
NearMCSE00: will do another later
Sexbot: Excellent. Sexbot™ is happy to service return customers, as well as new customers. Thanks for using Sexbot™ version 2.0!
NearMCSE00: can i do another later?
NearMCSE00: and your picture is amazing
Sexbot: Yes, of course. Please connect to the Sexbot™ server anytime you wish.
NearMCSE00: can i ask a question?
Sexbot: Please state your question now:
NearMCSE00: do you do 2 girl scenarios?
NearMCSE00: cheerleaders?
Sexbot: PROGRAM_CHEERLEADER is available at the current time. However, fantasies involving more than one partner are not currently coded into my database. Please email webmaster@sexbot.com to request your fantasy to be programmed into the coming Sexbot™ version 3.0 (due May 2000).
NearMCSE00: is there a list of programs available?
Sexbot: A list of programs is available on request, however it is best to notify the user that programs are only limited by the user's imagination, though they can only have one sexual partner.
NearMCSE00: thakn you sexbot
Sexbot: Thanks for using Sexbot™ version 2.0!
NearMCSE00: i will see you again -
NearMCSE00: let me know how i can help support you
Sexbot: Disconnecting session...
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