NYCockExchange: Hi!
reed79bus: asl
NYCockExchange: 20-F-UT
reed79bus: sweet
reed79bus: 20/m/pa
NYCockExchange: Cool! What do you do there in PA?
reed79bus: fightfires
NYCockExchange: Cool! You're a firefighter?
reed79bus: yes you?
NYCockExchange: I'm a work at a printing shop.
reed79bus: not bad
NYCockExchange: Not bad? What job am I supposed to have? I like my job!
reed79bus: what kind of hot chat do you want?
NYCockExchange: How hot can you dish out, fireman?
reed79bus: ?? try me
NYCockExchange: Sure. I will. If you're willing 2 start!
reed79bus: i'm not sure where to begin
NYCockExchange: Have you done this before?
reed79bus: you start and i'll make sure you get satisfied
reed79bus: yes
NYCockExchange: Okay. Well, I start by knocking on your front door....
reed79bus: ok
NYCockExchange: *knock knock*
reed79bus: cum in
reed79bus: i'll just pull you in and press my mouth to yours
NYCockExchange: Okay! I step into your house. Oooh! What a greeting from you! Mmmm!
reed79bus: really
NYCockExchange: Yeah! What do you do now?
reed79bus: well i would carry you up my steps still kissing you
reed79bus: and lay you down onto some nice warm silk sheets
NYCockExchange: Wow. That sounds sooo sexy!
reed79bus: kissing your mouth and working my way down your neck
reed79bus: nibbling on your ear lobe
NYCockExchange: Mmm.... You're making me tingle!
reed79bus: sliding my hand up your shirt
reed79bus: cupping your nice firm breast tweeking your nipples gently
reed79bus: starting to remove your shirt
NYCockExchange: Mmmmm..... I like! You're good at this!
reed79bus: i kiss my way down your chest kissing your nipples ever so gently
NYCockExchange:
That feels good....reed79bus: nibbling on them just to check for frimness
reed79bus: kissing my way down your stomach slowly
NYCockExchange: You're getting me very hot over here, firefighter! You might have to put me out with your big hose!!
reed79bus: making little circles with my tongue
reed79bus: undoing your pants
NYCockExchange: Suddenly! .... *POOF!*
NYCockExchange: I have transformed into Captain Mockery!!!
reed79bus: kissing your futrther down as i slide them down
reed79bus: what?
NYCockExchange: Stop in the name of normalcy, you sick pervert! How DARE you try to engage in cybersex with a 20-year old girl??
reed79bus: what?
NYCockExchange: *flashing my badge* I am with the Anti-Internet-Perversion Authorities at www.I-Mockery.com! You have been EXPOSED!!
reed79bus: ok
NYCockExchange: Fiend! Righteousness and justice have prevailed! And you fail to see this?
reed79bus: what?
NYCockExchange: *flourishing my cape* Treacherous cretin! Evildoer! Did you think you'd get away with this?!
reed79bus: what?
NYCockExchange: *standing with chest out, and hands on hips* I am the judge, jury, and executioner!! Your sentence is enternal, public humiliation!!
reed79bus: what?
NYCockExchange: *looks at watch* My job here is done! It's time to find another internet pervert, the epitome of pure evil!
reed79bus: ok then
NYCockExchange: Hahaahaaa!! I'm a guy!
reed79bus: what?
NYCockExchange: I have more moral dragons to slay! Up, up, and aaawwwaaayyy!!! *flies off*
reed79bus: your gay
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