Jenny: ARE YOUR HAND IS STROKE YOUR COCK
DaBallaYouHate: huh?
Jenny: It's the "civilized sex offender" deal. heh.
DaBallaYouHate: lol
Jenny: Hey, do you follow up on the "all your base" stuff?
DaBallaYouHate: asl pic?
DaBallaYouHate: yea
Jenny: Ooohh, okay. I had a great "ALL YOUR BASE" bait this morning, but the goddamned fucking piece of shit said he was bi in the end
DaBallaYouHate: lol that sux
Jenny: I am happy.... it's a weird twist, I know.
DaBallaYouHate: tru
DaBallaYouHate: asl pic?
Jenny: You can check it out if you like, it's pretty short.
Jenny:
With your support, I feel as if I have the wings of an eagle!DaBallaYouHate: your 12?
Jenny: *nods*
DaBallaYouHate: lol das straight
Jenny: Flllyyyyy!!! Fllyyyy!!! Blah blah blah blah blah, 'cause you are the wind beneath myyy wings...
DaBallaYouHate: lol
Jenny: *nods* The english is just soo...... SHITTY, you can't help but giggle a little when you see it.
DaBallaYouHate: do u have a pic?
Jenny: *nods* Majorly.
DaBallaYouHate: can i see it please?
Jenny: *nods* I was laughing so hard when I made the first two of mine.
DaBallaYouHate: ok
Jenny: ALL YOUR COCK ARE BELONG TO US
DaBallaYouHate: ok
Jenny: no not yet i need some help with that
DaBallaYouHate: no what?
Jenny: no its hard as a rock but it takes me time to have an orgasm
DaBallaYouHate: ok...can i see your pic????
Jenny: Okey!
Jenny: I apologize beforehand about the background.
DaBallaYouHate: OK
Jenny: yes im stroking my cock, are you playing with your pussy
DaBallaYouHate: HOW U SENDIN IT?????
DaBallaYouHate: AREN'T YOU A GIRL??????????
Jenny: Well, I ain't going out, yet!
DaBallaYouHate: HUH?
Jenny: ROTF.... That's goddamned funny to me... I wonder what a third party would think?
DaBallaYouHate: R U A GIRL?
Jenny: *nods* Majorly.
Jenny: ARE ORGASM YOU?
DaBallaYouHate: IMMA GUY
DaBallaYouHate: SAY AGAIN?
Jenny: YOUR DICK ARE NOT FUNCTION
DaBallaYouHate: MY DICK IS FUNCTIONING
Jenny:
Gotta keep the ego in check.DaBallaYouHate: K
Jenny: *nods* I'm just getting a general reaction, I guess. *shrugs*
DaBallaYouHate: CAN YOU SEND ME YOUR PIC NOW?
Jenny: well, im not bi, ill drive up so u can suck my cock
Jenny: listen, i wanna talk so we can meet
DaBallaYouHate: U HAVE A COCK?
Jenny: I'll try that again some day... cut and paste until one works, I guess.
DaBallaYouHate: U HAVE A COCK?
DaBallaYouHate: WTF?
DaBallaYouHate: I AM A GUY
Jenny: so i cant see ur pic?
DaBallaYouHate: R U A GUY OR A GIRL?
Jenny: The "voyeur" thing.
Jenny: I was so bored, I made a "SexOffenderJoe" SN to see who would IM me.
DaBallaYouHate: U A GIRL??????????
Jenny: *nods* Majorly.
DaBallaYouHate: R U SURE?
Jenny: no not yet i need some help with that
DaBallaYouHate: STOP FUCKIN WIT ME.....
Jenny: Shhh....!
DaBallaYouHate: U A GIRL OR A GUY?????
DaBallaYouHate: A DICK OR A PUSSY?
Jenny: I have about 70 or 71, I think. *shudders, then cries*
Jenny: I'm going to try to use that last line, and stuff related to it a lot more.
DaBallaYouHate: FUCKIN SHIT
DaBallaYouHate: JENNY
DaBallaYouHate: STOP
DaBallaYouHate: UR A GIRL
DaBallaYouHate: SEND ME YOUR PIC PLEASE
Jenny: yes im stroking my cock, are you playing with your pussy
Jenny: yes
DaBallaYouHate: I HAVE A COCK
DaBallaYouHate: FUCKIN STOP
Jenny:
Thanks... hopefully, I can make this one good.DaBallaYouHate: WANNA CYBER?
Jenny: Sometimes, as a girl, I feel insecure in dark places like alleys. Because I worry that a flashlight will suddenly shine on me when I'm sticking a rusty old can of soda pop up my pussy.
Jenny: Okay!
DaBallaYouHate: U START
Jenny: no its hard as a rock but it takes me time to have an orgasm
Jenny: When am man enters me with his huge cock, all I can think of is, "Funny... I thought the gay fucker just wanted to be friends
Jenny. DaBallaYouHate is now directly connected.
Jenny: A bird flew by my window yesterday, startling me. And I thought to myself, "All of those goddamned niggers should really go back to mainland China
DaBallaYouHate: SEND YOUR PIC
Jenny:
Jenny: Candle wax is a lot of fun. But then again, so is sticking a meat thermometer in your ear during bestial sex.
DaBallaYouHate direct connection is closed.
Jenny: Oh God....I'm shoving a cross up my ass now...Oh sweet, Jesus, please take Communion from my asshole....
DaBallaYouHate: LEAVE ME THA FUCK ALONE.....U AINT DOIN NUTHIN
DaBallaYouHate: U BORING THE SHIT OUTTA ME
Jenny: yes im stroking my cock, are you playing with your pussy
Jenny: Okay... I'll just blabber.
Jenny: Sometimes I like to think that my clothes are like the cell wall of an amoeba, covering my body... and my body is the protoplasm. Like a cell, I think of my body splitting in half when I masturbate.
Jenny: i got pix
DaBallaYouHate: SEND THEM
Jenny: Sweet! Heheheheheh
DaBallaYouHate: R U GONNA SEND THEM?
Jenny: Okay... In a bit though, K? I've gonna try to get this guy in the emotional web.
Jenny: I was embarassed when my mom walked in on me having sex once... it was one of the most humiliating experiences of my life. Also, my dad tried to run out of the room, but tripped over my CD binder.
DaBallaYouHate: OK
DaBallaYouHate: LMAO
Jenny: Woot! I'm a few steps away from being a game designer.
DaBallaYouHate: KOOL
Jenny: I told you we fired the last one, right?
Jenny: Cuz he was a cockblaster?
Jenny: Right - well, that left an opening for a new story, and guess who wrote one tonight that the two co-founders of the company both like?
Jenny: Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me.
Jenny: That is *soooo* not cool. You should treat other people like you want to be treated. If you want a blowjob, you should give one to me, too. It's the golden rule
DaBallaYouHate: OK ILL FUCK YA
Jenny: Penis, penis, penis - vagina, vagina, vagina.
Jenny: hey whore, wanna be a real baiter?
DaBallaYouHate: CAN I SEE YOUR PICS NOW,PLEASE?
Jenny: What I'm aware of is that Baby's candy has been taken away and you're going to cry about it until you get it back, which is my whole problem with you in the first place - ANNOYANCE. Re-earn the position, and I'm fine with you. Annoy me again, and you're still on my shit list.
Jenny: Cybersex has, and always will be, a pitiful thing in my mind.
Jenny: Honestly, I always imagined you'd be able to see through my deceptions. Apparently not.
Jenny: It's nice to know that my powers of deception work to this day
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