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Only On The Phone
by: CyberOnWheels
Posted: 07/07/01         Score: 3.6         Votes: 500
Getting a phone number always weighs heavily in whether or not I think it's postable.
ChooChewJas72: hello do you like phone s?
ChooChewJas72: sex?
CyberOnWheels: Heck ya!
ChooChewJas72: r u alone?
CyberOnWheels: Always.
ChooChewJas72: call me
CyberOnWheels: K!
ChooChewJas72: what's your name?
CyberOnWheels: Brenda
ChooChewJas72: age?
CyberOnWheels: Yours?
ChooChewJas72: Jeff
CyberOnWheels: Read my profile, dummy!
CyberOnWheels:
ChooChewJas72: 12!
ChooChewJas72: I don't wanna go to jail
CyberOnWheels: Almost 13.
CyberOnWheels: Jail???
CyberOnWheels: For phone sex?
ChooChewJas72: u r young
CyberOnWheels: What are you, a pussy?
ChooChewJas72: 914 714 4845
ChooChewJas72: not at all
CyberOnWheels:
ChooChewJas72: call me now
CyberOnWheels: Lets get started here and then I'll call so you can hear me come.
ChooChewJas72: I insist that its all over the phone
ChooChewJas72: I want to hear u
CyberOnWheels: Why?
ChooChewJas72: I like it
CyberOnWheels: Me too but I wanna find out about who you are first, silly!
ChooChewJas72: no I like the mystery
CyberOnWheels: The mystery is gonna be why I didn't make you come unless you tell me about yourself.
ChooChewJas72: I am 24 and seperated
ChooChewJas72: enough said
CyberOnWheels: Besides I am waiting for something to download before I can get off line.
ChooChewJas72: do you have any pics?
CyberOnWheels: It'll only be a few minutes.
CyberOnWheels: Nope. No pics. But I can tell you about me if you tell me about you.
ChooChewJas72: that's ok
ChooChewJas72: what do you like?
CyberOnWheels: I like...
CyberOnWheels: anal
CyberOnWheels: bondage
CyberOnWheels: giving oral but not receiving, (bad infections)
CyberOnWheels: hot candle wax
ChooChewJas72: infections?
CyberOnWheels: Ya, from the chair.
ChooChewJas72: oh
CyberOnWheels: Bed sores and bleeding ulcerations.
CyberOnWheels: So what are you into?
ChooChewJas72: everything
CyberOnWheels: Whats the kinkiest?
ChooChewJas72: anal with a girl and another girl behind me with a strap on
CyberOnWheels: Wow! How big is your ass?
ChooChewJas72: what do you mean?
CyberOnWheels: How much cock can you take?
ChooChewJas72: a whole one
ChooChewJas72: u?
CyberOnWheels: Nice.
CyberOnWheels: I can take lots in my ass.
CyberOnWheels: Cuz of the accident.
CyberOnWheels: Can't feel a thing.
ChooChewJas72: too bad
CyberOnWheels: Ever do a Voltaire's Angry Glove?
ChooChewJas72: what's that?
CyberOnWheels: You take a rubber gardening glove and smear it with paste...
CyberOnWheels: then...
CyberOnWheels: you rub sand into it...
CyberOnWheels: and slowly force it in your partners ass.
ChooChewJas72: that doesn't sound too good to me
ChooChewJas72: hurts too much
CyberOnWheels: The object is to make them cry or pee.
ChooChewJas72: I bet
CyberOnWheels: It's a domination thing.
CyberOnWheels: What about Cleveland Steamers?
ChooChewJas72: I don't know any wierd shit
CyberOnWheels: Oh, you just do normal stuff.
ChooChewJas72: yes
CyberOnWheels: Like letting chicks tool you in the ass with a plastic cock.
ChooChewJas72: of course
CyberOnWheels: Why didnt you just find a dude to do it?
ChooChewJas72: I don't like guys
CyberOnWheels: Then don't turn around.
ChooChewJas72: I just really love women and that happens to feel good to me
CyberOnWheels: Sure.
ChooChewJas72: Fuck you if you don't believe me then
CyberOnWheels: Ever let a beautiful woman take a dump on your chest?
ChooChewJas72: I don't care
CyberOnWheels: I beleive you.
ChooChewJas72: no
CyberOnWheels: You'd love it.
CyberOnWheels: I know it sounds gross but it's really sensual.
ChooChewJas72: u r turning me off
CyberOnWheels: My old man-nurse Chad had me do it for him til he got fired.
CyberOnWheels: No, no. Listen.
CyberOnWheels: Here's what he'd have me do.
CyberOnWheels: He'd finger my ass real nice til it was all loose.
CyberOnWheels: Then he'd drip hot candle wax up my ass til it formed a plug of sorts.
CyberOnWheels: Then he'd feed me nothing but tainted pork and draft beer for days.
ChooChewJas72: U r sick!
CyberOnWheels: Then he'd lay under me when I was ready to blow and pry out the wax, showering himself with wormy ass-vomit.
CyberOnWheels: I'm sick, yes. I've been in the chair for three years now.
CyberOnWheels: But I'm sexy!
CyberOnWheels: Did you ever suck your own poop off the strap on?
CyberOnWheels: Hello?
CyberOnWheels: Hello?
ChooChewJas72: I'm not going to talk to yoou as long as you talk like that
CyberOnWheels: I was just telling you some of the things I've done, in case you want to experiment.
CyberOnWheels: I think it's sexy that you enjoy homosexual types of sex and thought I could broaden your horizons.
CyberOnWheels: So what do YOU want to talk about?
ChooChewJas72: nothing I just wanna have phone sex
CyberOnWheels: It's almost done downloading.
CyberOnWheels: I just want to know what kind of sex you wanna have so I dont make you mad again.
ChooChewJas72: normal
CyberOnWheels: Ok. Here's a fantasy.
CyberOnWheels: I am laying on my broken back, limp like a jellyfish when you walk in the door.
CyberOnWheels: You get on top of me, fuck me and leave.
CyberOnWheels: Normal enough?
ChooChewJas72: yes
CyberOnWheels: Or do you need something shoved up your ass like a truck stop homo before you can come?
ChooChewJas72: FUCK YOU!
CyberOnWheels: Ever cruise adult book stores?
CyberOnWheels: I mean, seriously.
ChooChewJas72: I gave you the wrong phone number anyway
ChooChewJas72: I have no idea who's number that was
CyberOnWheels: If you are gonna go around taking it up the fanny, you may as well get a free cup of joe or bus fare out of the deal.
CyberOnWheels: I'm trying to be friendly and you go flying off the handle.
CyberOnWheels: You have anger issues, huh?
CyberOnWheels: Maybe my nice lips wrapped around your pretty cock would help?
CyberOnWheels:
CyberOnWheels: ?
ChooChewJas72: yes
CyberOnWheels: Lay back and take down your pants.
ChooChewJas72: no
CyberOnWheels: Feel the blood flow into your cock as I tongue your beautiful bag.
CyberOnWheels: Yes!
CyberOnWheels: I rub my hand over your hard ass cheek as I suck your cock.
ChooChewJas72: over the phone only
CyberOnWheels: My hand slips and vanishes inside your gaping homo ass.
ChooChewJas72: FUCK YOU
CyberOnWheels: I pull out a guys phone number and an old work boot.
CyberOnWheels: Then I find a cordless drill, a baby and your brothers picture.
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