Cum Recepticle: You like Mariah Carrey, eh?
Number1mariahfan: yeah for a while now.... dont hold it against me
Cum Recepticle: I won't, I really like her too
Number1mariahfan: oh, well fantastic...
Cum Recepticle: wow, your homepage is all fucked up.
Number1mariahfan: I dont get into rock n roll idols, but I admire and respect her
Number1mariahfan: oh, sorry
Number1mariahfan: whats the problem
Cum Recepticle: you need to save it as an html file dumbass
Number1mariahfan: ahhh, why I gotta be a dumbass
Number1mariahfan: it usually works with most browsers
Number1mariahfan: so I take it that it did not work
Cum Recepticle: if "most browsers" means the AOL browser, well...that's not my fault.
Cum Recepticle: No, it's opening as a text file.
Cum Recepticle: Anyway, I don't care 'bout that. You got a pic?
Number1mariahfan: nope not aol,,,, it sucks
Number1mariahfan: hmmm, yeah
Number1mariahfan: how would you like it delivered?
Number1mariahfan: how about you? you have one?
Cum Recepticle: URL plz
Cum Recepticle: nope I don't, not yet at least
Cum Recepticle: daddy hasn't hooked up the digital camera yet
Number1mariahfan: oh
Number1mariahfan: well try this..... http://home.beseen.com/twenties/mariahfan/toddclos
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Number1mariahfan: work?
Cum Recepticle: yeah, it's taking forever to load tho
Number1mariahfan: sorry
Number1mariahfan: its not that big a file
Number1mariahfan: well, I will wait if you want.... but I hope you wont be dissapointed
Cum Recepticle: ROTFLMAO
Cum Recepticle: Weren't you in the band Wham! ?
Number1mariahfan: ha~!
Number1mariahfan: no, your too young too remember them anyways
Cum Recepticle: True.
Cum Recepticle: I know the name, tho.
Number1mariahfan: so I take it you dont like
Cum Recepticle: Maybe it was New Kids On The Block - I kinda remember them.
Number1mariahfan: yeah yeah,, or now its,,, bsb
Number1mariahfan: or so I was told
Cum Recepticle: Nah, you're okay, just kinda 80's. I think it's the janitorial mop on your head that's throwing me off.
Cum Recepticle: Whatever. So anyway, what ya IM me for?
Number1mariahfan: I couldnt care less, I'm me
Number1mariahfan: well, you are quite the fiesty one
Cum Recepticle: yes I am
Number1mariahfan: janitorial mop huh?
Number1mariahfan: do most guys enjoy verbal abuse?
Cum Recepticle: I dunno, all the guys I've slept with did, they liked it when I was cruel to them, then they'd get mad and hit me then make passionate love to my fragile little body
Number1mariahfan: I guess the ricky martin thing is in now,,, but then again, he's gay
Number1mariahfan: hmm, not sure how to take that...... well I dont hit girls,,,, there are much better things to spend effort on
Cum Recepticle: Um that was kinda outta place - I thought we were done with that train of thought
Cum Recepticle: Like what?
Number1mariahfan: well, I'm not sure what you are into, but I think that romance is the best way to be intimate with someone
Cum Recepticle: really? I'm into whatever gets me off, romance is fine.
Number1mariahfan: making up after a fight can be passionate, but better if that isnt needed to be intense
Cum Recepticle: Mmmmm
Cum Recepticle: You're starting to turn me on, continue
Number1mariahfan: sure, the more you are into a person,,, emotionally, the better the sex is
Number1mariahfan: variety is ok, but finding one special person that is "all that" makes the wait worthwhile
Number1mariahfan: I want to make the girl I am with want me more than anyone else
Cum Recepticle: Okay, enough with the lecturing. Fuck me or something
Number1mariahfan: do everything to please her, in bed sexually,,, and with my everyday caring
Number1mariahfan: hmm,
Number1mariahfan: so you discovered sex recently huh?
Cum Recepticle: yea
Number1mariahfan: how was it?
Number1mariahfan: fast?
Number1mariahfan: slow?
Number1mariahfan: hard/soft?
Cum Recepticle: Hard
Cum Recepticle: and fast
Cum Recepticle: he really pounded it into me
Number1mariahfan: sounds hot
Cum Recepticle: yeah he was rough, I liked it
Number1mariahfan: you must have definaltely enjoyed it,,,, I would be more gentle
Number1mariahfan: take my time, exploring every part of your body
Number1mariahfan: slowly carressing it, nibbling maybe
Cum Recepticle: Mmmm
Cum Recepticle: nibbling what?
Number1mariahfan: from head to toe...... softly whispering in your ear, sucking on your neck,,,,,, feeling your developing breasts,,,
Number1mariahfan: loosening your bra, smelling your faint smell of sweetness
Cum Recepticle: oh man you're turning me on
Number1mariahfan: taking them in my hands cusping them together
Cum Recepticle: I'd masage your groin through your vinyl pants
Number1mariahfan: nibbling,, yes,,, definately nibbling,,,,, tasting your soft young flesh as my tounge glides like silk across your tight abdomen
Number1mariahfan: ha!
Number1mariahfan: no vinyl
Cum Recepticle: k
Number1mariahfan: polyester
Number1mariahfan: oh, that was the 70's
Cum Recepticle: yeah
Cum Recepticle: could be real leather, you studd
Cum Recepticle: I grab your package thru your tight leather pants
Number1mariahfan: I wouldnt have pants on anyways
Number1mariahfan: it swells in my pants, you could see the head getting bigger
Cum Recepticle: Really? I didn't think that stuff was allowed back in the 80's - everyone wore leather pants and short-sleeved dress shirts and shit
Number1mariahfan: and feel the whole area throb as I became more and more excited about being with you
Number1mariahfan: take it out and suck on it
Number1mariahfan: gently
Number1mariahfan: lick it. flick the head with your tounge
Number1mariahfan: grab around the base and squeeze it,,, feel it get thicker in your hands
Cum Recepticle: I pull down your leather pants, noticing the "rock4ever" sticker on the left leg
Cum Recepticle: And quickly clomp down on your penis, tugging on it with my lips
Number1mariahfan: nope "bon jovi 4 ever"
Number1mariahfan: and its a tatoo
Cum Recepticle: oh sorry
Cum Recepticle: On your scrotum? Sweet!
Number1mariahfan: yeah thats when its soft,,, the message gets longer as I get hard
Number1mariahfan: well suck it like you really want it
Cum Recepticle: K
Cum Recepticle: I'm sucking on it
Number1mariahfan: dont say anything just take it in your mouth
Number1mariahfan: take it all the way in
Number1mariahfan: down your throat
Number1mariahfan: I grab your hair and grind you into me
Number1mariahfan: you dont get it in you till you suck it like its your job
Cum Recepticle: Mmblphblghbh!
Number1mariahfan: of course sticking several fingers into you through your panties,, makes you wetter
Number1mariahfan: just enough teasing of your little clittie,, to make you moan in pleasure
Number1mariahfan: I want to taste your sweet sweet sex
Cum Recepticle: K
Number1mariahfan: I love to eat pussy
Number1mariahfan: I cant get enough
Cum Recepticle: I push you over onto the ground and straddle your face
Number1mariahfan: I could wake up with it in my mouth and start every morning well
Number1mariahfan: I gently fondle your bush
Number1mariahfan: what color?
Number1mariahfan: btw?
Cum Recepticle: blonde
Number1mariahfan: all the better,,, perfect blonde bush,,, a little mound
Cum Recepticle: yup
Number1mariahfan: I lick it and suck it and feel up inside it
Number1mariahfan: probing deep with my tounge
Number1mariahfan: lapping up the juices which start to flow heavily
Number1mariahfan: I wont stop till your writhing in pleasure cumming hard on my facew
Cum Recepticle: K
Cum Recepticle: I'm rubbing hard against your face
Number1mariahfan: then I kiss and lick around your inner thighs not wasting a precious drop of your excitement
Number1mariahfan: sorry I'm back
Cum Recepticle: Mmmm...I'm about to cum...
Number1mariahfan: you were cumming so hard you didnt notice me gone
Number1mariahfan: not before I stick it in you
Cum Recepticle: ...but then, all of a sudden, the stage lights turn on, bathing us in a multi-hued rainbow of light!
Number1mariahfan: you grab it and slide inside you
Cum Recepticle: "Oh no! The show's starting!"
Number1mariahfan: exhibition
Cum Recepticle: The crowd is cheering, "Hall and Oates! Hall and Oates!"
Number1mariahfan: live sex show from amsterdamn
Number1mariahfan: thats ok, without breaking a stride I push my swollen dick all the way up inside you
Number1mariahfan: fillling you up completley
Number1mariahfan: feeling me strong against your inner walls
Number1mariahfan: slow deep strokes
Cum Recepticle: The band begins playing behind us, first the drums, then the keyboardist
Number1mariahfan: controling the tempo and your exctasy
Cum Recepticle: All of a sudden the stars run in from stage left and right, swinging their guitars to the tune
Number1mariahfan: go ahead I listen to your fantasy
Cum Recepticle: "This is for you, Cleveland!" Hall blares into his microphone, not noticing our gay lovemaking on center stage
Number1mariahfan: do they sing evetybody wang chung tonight
Cum Recepticle: No.
Number1mariahfan: of course the crowd notices
Number1mariahfan: and they want to join
Number1mariahfan: group sex with the nubile young girl,,, isnt that what everyone wants
Cum Recepticle: Um, yeah.
Number1mariahfan: she likes it
Cum Recepticle: Anyway, Oates turns to us and screams, "HEY! Get off our stage, you homos!"
Number1mariahfan: maybe you could take several at atime
Cum Recepticle: Probably.
Number1mariahfan: hey~! shut up Hall wait in line
Cum Recepticle: That was Oates; Hall is trying to play guitar, sing, and ignore us
Number1mariahfan: one in your mouth, one in your pussy,, and another up in your little butt
Number1mariahfan: oh
Cum Recepticle: Er, yeah. Exactly!
Cum Recepticle: Anyway, what were we doing? I was fucking you in the ass while Daryl Hall and John Oates played crappy 80's music, right?
Number1mariahfan: well, I need my concentration, so I grab you up straddling me, and carry you off stage left,, and fuck you hard
Number1mariahfan: no, I was fucking you'
Cum Recepticle: oh, okay. my bad
Number1mariahfan: I pull it out of your drippy pussy just as you are about to cum
Number1mariahfan: and blow my entire load,,, lots of it right in your face. swallow it bitch
Number1mariahfan: open your maouth and takle it
Number1mariahfan: then suck it dry
Cum Recepticle: Man, you've really missed a lot of what I've said, haven't you?
Cum Recepticle: Stuck in your own imaginary world?
Number1mariahfan: yeah, kinda
Number1mariahfan: arent we all
Number1mariahfan: this was an imaginary sex
Cum Recepticle: yeah, lemme quote some stuff
Number1mariahfan: yeah
Cum Recepticle: Anyway, Oates turns to us and screams, "HEY! Get off our stage, you homos!"
Cum Recepticle: "This is for you, Cleveland!" Hall blares into his microphone, not noticing our gay lovemaking on center stage
Cum Recepticle: Oh yeah, then there's this one:
Number1mariahfan: really
Cum Recepticle: Anyway, what were we doing? I was fucking you in the ass while Daryl Hall and John Oates played crappy 80's music, right?
Number1mariahfan: hmmmm
Cum Recepticle: Anyway, didn't mean to distract you - please continue
Cum Recepticle: we're off stage now, right?
Number1mariahfan: yeah somethin like that
Cum Recepticle: k, what were you doing?
Number1mariahfan: are you gay?
Number1mariahfan: male
Number1mariahfan: yes
Cum Recepticle: Huh, what?
Number1mariahfan: yes I assumed you were female
Cum Recepticle: Right.
Number1mariahfan: hmmm
Number1mariahfan: so
Cum Recepticle: What? You're confusing me...keep making love to me, baby!
Cum Recepticle: This is fantasy, right?
Number1mariahfan: yeah, but not my ideal fantasy
Cum Recepticle: That makes it okay for us to be two guys with raging hard-ons, sitting in front of our computers, chatting to each other over the internet.
Cum Recepticle: I'm okay with my sexuality!
Cum Recepticle: Just keep thinking I'm a girl, you'll be fine.
Number1mariahfan: which is?
Number1mariahfan: exactly what
Number1mariahfan: well tell me
Cum Recepticle: Er, well...a blatantly homosexual transvestite, of course!
Number1mariahfan: 13 ?
Cum Recepticle: No, I'm 47, an accountant in Miami, Florida.
Number1mariahfan: thats awful young for that dont ya think?
Cum Recepticle: Sorry, I thought we were playing fantasy-sex from the beginning. My bad.
Number1mariahfan: old guy huh?
Cum Recepticle: Yeah. Can you suck my cock now?
Number1mariahfan: we were till you took the fantasy elswhere
Cum Recepticle: Let's trade places - you be the girl, I'll be the guy
Cum Recepticle: Hey, stop being picky. Just meet my needs, okay.
Cum Recepticle: I let you have your way with me, now it's my turn.
Number1mariahfan: I tried but since your pussy was really a dick,, thats different
Cum Recepticle: DAMMIT
Cum Recepticle: Dude, it's no big deal
Number1mariahfan: ok hang on
Cum Recepticle: Just keep pretending I'm a little girl, and I'll keep telling you you're not gay
Cum Recepticle: ...DAMMIT are you jerking off without me?
Number1mariahfan: I will find you her in a bit
Cum Recepticle: HUH?
Cum Recepticle: Okay, I'm leaving...my hardon is gone now. THANKS A LOT.
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