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RealSuit(TM)
by: Cum Recepticle
Posted: 04/11/00         Score: 2.3         Votes: 295
In the tradition of RealDoll™ and RealHamster™ comes RealSuit™ - the female sex costume for midgets!
HunDgs: hi
HunDgs: hello?
Cum Recepticle: hello
HunDgs: wussup
Cum Recepticle: my penis
Cum Recepticle: j/k
Cum Recepticle: I'm so cute
HunDgs: ha
HunDgs: do u cyber?
Cum Recepticle: yup
Cum Recepticle: it's not as good as the real thing, but I like it anyway
HunDgs: u horny now?
Cum Recepticle: very much so
Cum Recepticle: u?
HunDgs: yep
HunDgs: m/f?
Cum Recepticle: female
Cum Recepticle: *rubs hands down her perfect body*
HunDgs: mmmm
HunDgs: wut do u look like?
Cum Recepticle: I'm 5'6"
Cum Recepticle: blonde hair, blue eyes, very pretty
Cum Recepticle: perfect breasts and ass
HunDgs: cool
HunDgs: what are u wearing?
Cum Recepticle: Nothing.
Cum Recepticle: I'm standing here waiting for you
HunDgs: well then
HunDgs: bend over so I can fuck your ass
Cum Recepticle: Whatever you say, honey
Cum Recepticle: *turns around and kneels on all fours, waving her perfect ass at you*
HunDgs: mmm
HunDgs: nice
Cum Recepticle: Bring it on sugar-daddy
HunDgs: I am sliding my 8" dick in real slow
Cum Recepticle: *my ass is really tight and dry, and makes rubbery squeaking sounds as you enter it*
Cum Recepticle: Mmmmm oh yeah
Cum Recepticle: push it all the way in
HunDgs: it's all the way in
HunDgs: I am pumping it real slow
HunDgs: it's so tight
Cum Recepticle: yeah, really tight
Cum Recepticle: and empty
Cum Recepticle: *I push back against you*
HunDgs: oooh yea
Cum Recepticle: *my buttocks squeak around you like balloons*
HunDgs: I reach around and play with your pussy
Cum Recepticle: Mmmm oh yeah
Cum Recepticle: what are you doing to it?
HunDgs: sticking two fingers in it
Cum Recepticle: Oh yeah baby
HunDgs: I start to pump your ass faster
Cum Recepticle: *your fingers have difficulty entering, as I am dry and plastic-feeling. There's a slight squeaking sound*
Cum Recepticle: *your quickened pace is causing the zipper-pull on my lower back to jingle around*
Cum Recepticle: Ooh yeah baby...keep it up
Cum Recepticle: Tell me what you are doing, I'm fingering myself...
HunDgs: I pull my dick out and turn you over so I can fuck your pussy
Cum Recepticle: *Your cock squeaks as it leaves my ass, and you hear the escaping of air*
Cum Recepticle: Oh shit, I think you caused a leak...lemme roll over
Cum Recepticle: *I roll over, and the sound stops*
Cum Recepticle: *spread my legs, awaiting you*
Cum Recepticle: FUCK ME STUD
HunDgs: I am
HunDgs: fucking hard
Cum Recepticle: *I push against you, my cunt squishing down to half it's size with each thrust. There's more sounds of escaping air coming from behind me*
Cum Recepticle: Calm down a little or I'm going to pop
HunDgs: I am gonna cum
Cum Recepticle: Don't cum too hard!
Cum Recepticle: *there's a tearing sound somewhere deep in my vagina*
Cum Recepticle: Fuck, should have used lube..
HunDgs: I just shot my load
Cum Recepticle: WARGH!!! Too much!!!!
Cum Recepticle: *With a loud BANG, my rubbery, inflated body bursts, sending pieces of flesh-colored plastic flying across the room*
Cum Recepticle: *My disguise destroyed, I climb out from under you, my hairy, well-endowed midget form ready for some more action*
Cum Recepticle: It's my turn now, bitch!
HunDgs: ok
Cum Recepticle: *My stunted form waddles behind you, caressing it's penis intently*
Cum Recepticle: Spread them cheeks, mister!
HunDgs: ok
Cum Recepticle: *I plunge my MidgiCock into your exposed anus*
Cum Recepticle: Ooooooooooh yeah!
Cum Recepticle: *I continue plunging*
Cum Recepticle: Hey, I'm getting the feeling that you're just not into this whole getting fucked in the ass by a midget that was previously in an inflatable girl suit thing...that true?
HunDgs: yep
Cum Recepticle: Well, tough luck, man-whore.
Cum Recepticle: *I continue fucking your tight ass, my swollen cock filling your lower intestine to the brink*
Cum Recepticle: I'm about to release my dwarf-seed into you....Mmmmm yeah....
Cum Recepticle: SAY SOMETHING...I hate it when my partner is silent.
Cum Recepticle: *pound pound pound*
Cum Recepticle: Fine...whore....*spooge*
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