Cum Recepticle: Hello!
mase9779: wanna chat or are ya busy?
Cum Recepticle: yeah chat sounds good
Cum Recepticle: so what are you up to?
mase9779: nothing much. and you?
Cum Recepticle: nothing much, just sitting around waiting for Mr. Perfect to show up
mase9779: how will you know when you see him?
Cum Recepticle: I dunno. I'm sure I will
mase9779: whats your stats?
Cum Recepticle: Str: 16, Int: 15, Wis: 18, Dex: 15, Cha: 16. I'm a cleric.
Cum Recepticle: Human, BTW
Cum Recepticle: what are you?
Cum Recepticle: I've also got an elven fighter character
mase9779: huh?
Cum Recepticle: eh?
Cum Recepticle: Oh, sorry...I guess I missunderstood you
Cum Recepticle: do you like fantasy role-playing?
Cum Recepticle: About sex, of course
mase9779: no...never got into that stuff...
mase9779: whats about sex?
Cum Recepticle: that's what I mean
Cum Recepticle: like, acting out your fantasies about sex
Cum Recepticle: what did you think I meant?
mase9779: i don't know...thats why i asked.
Cum Recepticle: Oh
Cum Recepticle: well, anyway. So are you into fantasy sex?
mase9779: how so? like games or acting out?
Cum Recepticle: DAMMIT
Cum Recepticle: do you not know what role-playing is?
Cum Recepticle: Like, acting out your fantasies?
Cum Recepticle: you cybersex right?
mase9779: not in a long time.
Cum Recepticle: Do you like to? I'd really like to have some hot fantasy cybersex with you
mase9779: yeah i like it....not really good at it.
Cum Recepticle: Ah, well I bet I can help you
Cum Recepticle: what's a fantasy of yours?
mase9779: teacher and a school girl. or seducing a neighbors younger daughter.
Cum Recepticle: Okay, I like the neighbor's daughter thing
mase9779: okay. do you have a pic i can see of you?
Cum Recepticle: No, not yet...sorry
mase9779: its okay.
Cum Recepticle: So, anyway...let's do the neighbor's daughter thing, okay?
mase9779: okay. can i ask you tho....a/s/l real fast?
Cum Recepticle: 13/f/IH
mase9779: thanks.
Cum Recepticle: u?
mase9779: 21/m/CA
Cum Recepticle: Mmmmm oh yeah
Cum Recepticle: I really like older guys
mase9779: thats good.
Cum Recepticle: So...we're in a small village, you live next to my hut
mase9779: ok
Cum Recepticle: I'm out in the yard, watering the plants
Cum Recepticle: I'm wearing a nice dress my mom made for me
Cum Recepticle: Hello there, neighbor! What are you up to?
mase9779: just coming home to relax
Cum Recepticle: Ah, would you like to come in and have some stew?
Cum Recepticle: I'll give you a backrub, even...I know your line of work is hard
mase9779: oh that would be nice but i need to finish some work....if you can you can bring the stew by for me in a little while.
Cum Recepticle: Okay, that works...here, lemme get it now!
Cum Recepticle: *I run inside, grab a bowl of stew, and run back out*
mase9779: oh thank you sweetheart.
Cum Recepticle: Let me help you out of your work clothes...lets go inside your hut
mase9779: ok. remember to rub hard this time. my back is really tight.
Cum Recepticle: K
Cum Recepticle: *I follow you inside, and make you sit down on a stool*
Cum Recepticle: Here, lemme get you out of these...
Cum Recepticle: *I unlatch the buckles on each side of your breastplate and remove it*
Cum Recepticle: Wow...your muscles are all tight...
Cum Recepticle: *I begin rubbing them hard, working my way down your back*
mase9779: oh that feels good. lower back is really tense for some reason.
Cum Recepticle: K, lemme get to it
mase9779: thanks. your such a sweetie.
Cum Recepticle: *I unbuckle your sword belt, letting it fall to the ground with a loud clank*
Cum Recepticle: Wow, you're really tense down there...
Cum Recepticle: *I begin rubbing your sides, my hands slowly moving towards the front of your tunic / top of your breeches*
Cum Recepticle: How does that feel?
mase9779: *ackwardly, but with pleasure and growing passion* really good.
Cum Recepticle: Wow, what's that lump in the front?
mase9779: *blushing* another tense muscle.
Cum Recepticle: Should I rub it?
mase9779: i dunno...your mother might not approve
Cum Recepticle: why not?
mase9779: *blushing* because more much older then you. you shouldn't see something like that for a couple more years my dear.
Cum Recepticle: are you sure? Lemme see!! It can't be that bad!
mase9779: okay but you have to keep it between us.
Cum Recepticle: K.
Cum Recepticle: Lemme see!
Cum Recepticle: Can I get it out?
mase9779: sure. be gentle tho. its sensitive
Cum Recepticle: k
Cum Recepticle: * I get around in front of you, and grasp the tie-strings on your dirty breeches*
Cum Recepticle: Mmm...I can't wait to see it!
Cum Recepticle: *I open your pants, and pull them down...*
Cum Recepticle: OH MY GOD!!!!
mase9779: please be quiet...someone might hear
Cum Recepticle: *I leap back as the goblin hidden in your pants leaps out, screaming in it's monster-gibberish*
Cum Recepticle: AAhhhhh!!!!! Kill it!!!
Cum Recepticle: *I grab for your sword, pulling it from it's scabbard*
Cum Recepticle: It must have hidden in there when you were in the dungeon!!!
mase9779: no no. its a friend
Cum Recepticle: *I swing widely, the goblin ducking my lousy to-hit roll of 1. Being a fumble, I reroll...and hit you!*
Cum Recepticle: *I scream as I bury your sword deep into your stomach, spraying your entrails across the room!*
Cum Recepticle: Oh nooo!!!! Aaaah!
Cum Recepticle: Oh god...are you going to die? Maybe I should go get a cleric..?
Cum Recepticle: Hello?
mase9779: huh? you killed me...what can i say?
Cum Recepticle: No, you're not dead yet - we can get a cleric to cast a Cure Serious Wounds spell on you, then you'll be fine.
mase9779: then you should run along and get one quick...otherwise i may not be able to forgive you.
Cum Recepticle: K, I'll do that...
Cum Recepticle: *I run out of the hut, leaving you with the goblin, who has now grabbed a kitchen knife with which he's menacing you*
Cum Recepticle: *I come back in a few minutes later followed by your adventuring companion, Baldor the Bold*
Cum Recepticle: Baldor: What say yee, friend? Tis an awful flesh wound thee hast acquired, is it not?
Cum Recepticle: Yes, it's awful cleric Baldor! Please heal him!
Cum Recepticle: Baldor: Egads, but what of the evil-spawn goblin!?
Cum Recepticle: (Ummm....say something mase, you're not role-playing very well)
mase9779: heal me before i am gone to the heavens.
mase9779: (told you im not that good)
Cum Recepticle: *The goblin leaps at you, stabbing you repeatedly with the knife*
Cum Recepticle: Noooo! Stop him priest!
mase9779: yes get him quickly.
Cum Recepticle: *Baldor says a few Holy words, and a bolt of thunder streaks from his hand, killing the goblin where it stands!*
mase9779: a true hero.
Cum Recepticle: Baldor: Thee power of the heavens shant forsake us against thee enemies of light!
Cum Recepticle: *Baldor the Bold casts a spell of healing upon you, magically stiching you back to full health*
mase9779: you are a wonderful man and much braver then i.
Cum Recepticle: Baldor: Tis time for me to retire to the temple. I shall see yee at dawn tomorrow, eh friend warrior? Thee Dungeon awaits!
mase9779: yes tomorrow. we will stand together.
Cum Recepticle: *Baldor waves, and leaves your hut.*
Cum Recepticle: *I'm standing in front of your collection of war trophies, looking them over intently*
Cum Recepticle: What's this? *Pointing at a wand fastooned to the mantle above your fireplace*
mase9779: i must teach you how to swing a sword some time other wise i might find myself dead again.
Cum Recepticle: *I grab the wand off the wall, and swing it around gleefully*
Cum Recepticle: Tee hee! This is fun, I feel just like a wizard now!
mase9779: careful its a ward of love.
Cum Recepticle: Oh joy, it kinda gets me feeling all tingly in my nether-regions. I feel hot...hot like FIRE!
mase9779: have you told your mother of these hot feelings?
Cum Recepticle: *By speaking the word, the wand erupts, blasting forth a ball of flame. Rolling 10d6 damage I come up with 47! Roll your saving throw for half damage, Mase*
Cum Recepticle: *I failed mine, and being but a young girl with only 2 HP, I'm incinerated into little more than ash and bones.*
Cum Recepticle: Did you make your saving throw? Or does it matter? You can't have more than what, 25 hit points total? I mean, you're like a 2nd or 3rd level fighter, right?
mase9779: i don't even know...this is new to me.
Cum Recepticle: DAMMIT, I fucking hate playing Dungeons & Dragons with newbies, you should have at least read through the basics before we started playing.
mase9779: i didn't even know we where playing
Cum Recepticle: It doesn't matter now anyway, there's the charred corpse of your neighbor's daughter laying on your floor, and you're seriously burnt by a Wand of Fireballs
mase9779: why have a sexual fantasy acted out in a RPG?
Cum Recepticle: Sexual fantasy? What?
Cum Recepticle: Woah, slow down here Billy-boy; what the fuck are you talking about?
mase9779: this is what im talking about -Cum Recepticle: Do you like to? I'd really like to have some hot fantasy cybersex with you
Cum Recepticle: BUT YOU'RE A GUY!!! THAT IS FUCKING SICK
Cum Recepticle: Dude, I'm a Computer Science major from Berkley...and a guy
Cum Recepticle: I was just playing a 13 year old girl from the Independent Hinterlands (IH), a fantasy game world I play in with some of the guys.
Cum Recepticle: YOU FUCKING SICK PERVERT...god that's wrong...
mase9779: no playing female parts in a fucking RPG of cybersex is fucking sick you wacko.
Cum Recepticle: What the Hell are you talking about? If you had played better and hadn't gotten me killed we could have had hot FANTASY sex, but nooo...you had to go let a girl play with your wand. Now *that* is sick.
Cum Recepticle: Dude, I'm going to go make another character, I'll get back to you once I finish. Does a halfling druid sound okay to you, or maybe a half-ogre barbarian?
mase9779: what the fuck?? you were doing everything...besides fuck that...RPG's shouldn't have any kinda sexual plot...and i definitely don't wanna have cyber sex with someone playing a girl.
Cum Recepticle: I was being the Dungeon Master since you were new to it, like you said.
Cum Recepticle: WHAT THE FUCK, so you want to have sex with a REAL, 13-YEAR OLD GIRL? You fucking perv.
mase9779: no i don't wanna play any damn games...
mase9779: no i didn't...i wanted to talk...you wanted cyber sex.
mase9779: i just said okay whatever.
Cum Recepticle: Well, it takes two to tango, mister.
mase9779: you gave me stats of be 13/f/IH.....and your directory says your name is christy from IH....why pretend...whynot be straight up with people.
mase9779: and was i really doing anything?
Cum Recepticle: I guess we can pretend that I was protected by a Heat Shield spell, so that I'm not dead. So...Baldor the Bold just left, and I'm in your room, looking at you whistfully.
mase9779: i was more like "yeah whatever" then actually being in it.
Cum Recepticle: Sir knight, now that the goblin evil is vanquished, what shall we do? My nether-regions are still tingling...
mase9779: don't you get it....i don't wanna play the damn game. and i just wanted to chat with someone.
mase9779: i choose you because your stats said were a 13 yearold girl into sex...and i wanted to find out how you got into sex and such a young age.
Cum Recepticle: DAMMIT, fine...I apologize, okay?
Cum Recepticle: I guess fantasy role-playing isn't your thing, I'm really sorry.
Cum Recepticle: Can you forgive me?
mase9779: i guess but why lie about everything?
Cum Recepticle: I wasn't lying, I was just playing in-character.
Cum Recepticle: So, okay...since you didn't like that, let me try this.
mase9779: okay i may be a freak in your work but why be a character all the time....just be yourself and when someone agrees to do RPG then be a character.
Cum Recepticle: We're in the Space Attack Cruiser Wordsworth, in the Nebulon cluster of the Xanthadu sector. I'm Sheena, the warrior-princess from Tathalon IV
Cum Recepticle: Who are you? The ship could use a gunner, I think. I don't have a character made that can fire Class 7 Lasers yet.
mase9779: look....2 things....i don't wanna play RPG's period...and 2....why be girls? your a guy...why not be a guy.
Cum Recepticle: You can be a guy, that's cool. Be a reptilian, too! That way you get bonuses to your Aim attribute.
mase9779: look your not listening...i don't wanna be nothing...no Role playing.
Cum Recepticle: Plus you can pay 5 character points to get the Prehensile Penis ability, and we can have some awesome zero-gravity sex!
Cum Recepticle: DUDE, I AM NOT GAY. If you want hot sex you'll need to either role-play with me, or find it somewhere else.
Cum Recepticle: So, you going to have the wiggly-waggly schlong of love, or not?
mase9779: i don't want sex with you....no anybody else....i was looking for interesting chat....why the fuck do i wanna have cyber sex with someone thats a guy playing a girl?
Cum Recepticle: Huh? Damn, you're confusing. How about we both be girls, I've got this awesome Amazonian character!
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