Cum Recepticle: That's unfair, you fat fuck
Cum Recepticle: I have no clue what your name is.
iwannahavefun69: huh?
iwannahavefun69: oh. sorry... it's Derrick
Cum Recepticle: Ah, okay. Hi Derrick!
Cum Recepticle: How are ya?
iwannahavefun69: Fine...what are you up to?
Cum Recepticle: Just sitting around, waiting for some hot guy to IM me
iwannahavefun69: hehe... I here.. NOW....
iwannahavefun69: so you really just started fucking?
Cum Recepticle: No, I've been doing it for a little while
iwannahavefun69: oh, ok... have you ever done a 69?
Cum Recepticle: Yes I have
Cum Recepticle: I like it, but it's so hard to concentrate on it all that I go soft
iwannahavefun69: hmmm you shouldn't have to concentrate....must not be with a good enough guy....
iwannahavefun69: I promise you ... if I was there...you would not have to concentrate on anything.....
iwannahavefun69: you just do what feels good....
Cum Recepticle: really?
Cum Recepticle: Well, I know what feels good...do you know how to make someone like me happy?
iwannahavefun69: oh, yea....
Cum Recepticle: like what?
iwannahavefun69: first...tell me about yourself...
Cum Recepticle: What do you want to know?
iwannahavefun69: hmmm....what you look like...what you like wearing...
Cum Recepticle: I'm short, yellow hair, big eyes.
Cum Recepticle: Really cute and cuddly
iwannahavefun69: how short?
iwannahavefun69: what color are those eyes?
Cum Recepticle: really short, I'm a little thing
Cum Recepticle: brown eyes
iwannahavefun69: what do you like wearing?
Cum Recepticle: Nothing, preferably. I like being free!
iwannahavefun69: hehe... I mean out in public...
Cum Recepticle: I know what you meant
iwannahavefun69:
Cum Recepticle: So, anyway...you up for some fun?
iwannahavefun69: well... i'd start by making you confortable
iwannahavefun69: yes
iwannahavefun69: and you?
Cum Recepticle: Mmmm yeah
Cum Recepticle: continue
iwannahavefun69: what are you wearing now
Cum Recepticle: Nothing
iwannahavefun69: mmmm
iwannahavefun69: so if i sneaked up behind you...and wrapped my arms around your waist... and started kissing your neck....
Cum Recepticle: Pika!
Cum Recepticle: Mm...continue...
iwannahavefun69: and then slooooowly sliding my hands up your body....
iwannahavefun69: carressing and massaging...
Cum Recepticle: *purs*
iwannahavefun69: up just below your breasts....
Cum Recepticle: Pika pika!
iwannahavefun69: while I start licking around your ears....
Cum Recepticle: Oh yeah, lick my pointy yellow ears baby!
Cum Recepticle: Mmmm god you're getting me hot
iwannahavefun69: then taking just the tips of my fingers.....
Cum Recepticle: my muff-fur is getting all wet for you
iwannahavefun69: running them across the underside of your breasts.....
Cum Recepticle: PiKA-chu!
Cum Recepticle: I rub your hands
Cum Recepticle: and let one of my hands slide down to your groin
iwannahavefun69: mmmmm
Cum Recepticle: I grip it tightly, letting out another purr of excitement
iwannahavefun69: I whisper in your ear .....
Cum Recepticle: Pika?
iwannahavefun69: as I slide around in front of you....
iwannahavefun69: licking your neck... carressing your body...
Cum Recepticle: what did you whisper?
iwannahavefun69: "I want to fuck you real nice!"
Cum Recepticle: Ah, that's just sweet.
Cum Recepticle: I smile at you, my huge eyes gleaming in the sunlight
Cum Recepticle: and kiss you passionately
iwannahavefun69: i slide down between your legs....
Cum Recepticle: Pika-piKAchU!!
Cum Recepticle: I'm all wet
iwannahavefun69: and start kissing your legs...
iwannahavefun69: kissing....licking... up and down each leg...
Cum Recepticle: Pika pika!
Cum Recepticle: I'm thrusting against your face, awaiting your tongue
iwannahavefun69: I wrap my hands around your body.. and pull you into my face...my tongue...plunging deep inside you
iwannahavefun69: and going around and around.....
Cum Recepticle: pika piKA!
Cum Recepticle: I'm humping your face madly
iwannahavefun69: sliding my fingers inside you... slideing around
iwannahavefun69: searching for spots that drive you crazy....
Cum Recepticle: Mmmm...close to orgasm....
iwannahavefun69: deep inside you...
iwannahavefun69: tongue licking like crazy...
Cum Recepticle: I keep humping your face, making high-pitched sounds of erotic joy
Cum Recepticle: Pikachu!
Cum Recepticle: (I want you to fuck me now)
iwannahavefun69: I stand up...
iwannahavefun69: take your hand
iwannahavefun69: and wrap it around my hard cock...
iwannahavefun69: and whisper in your ear
Cum Recepticle: mmmm oh yeah....
iwannahavefun69: put it inside you...
Cum Recepticle: I guide your rigid member towards my awaiting cunt
iwannahavefun69: put it in...
Cum Recepticle: I pull you towards me, shoving my hips down onto your cock
iwannahavefun69: I slide it in...partway
Cum Recepticle: Pika pika!
Cum Recepticle: (push)
iwannahavefun69: then back out...in short, quick jerks...
iwannahavefun69: then thrust it in... in short bursts....
iwannahavefun69: till it's almost all the way in....
iwannahavefun69: deep inside you...
Cum Recepticle: Oh god, I'm going to cum....
iwannahavefun69: don't yet... I want to cum at the same time....
Cum Recepticle: *Somewhere behind you, you hear someone scream, "Pikachu! Thunder Shock attack NOW!"*
Cum Recepticle: PIKA!!!
iwannahavefun69: deep inside you... while I'm thrusting
iwannahavefun69: deep
Cum Recepticle: My body crackles with electricity as my Thunder Shock attack hits you, charring your skin and igniting your nerves in waves of pain!
iwannahavefun69: ouch..what happened to the cum?
Cum Recepticle: Huh, what cum?
iwannahavefun69: Cum Recepticle: Oh god, I'm going to cum....
Cum Recepticle: I'm a fucking Pokémon, you moron?
Cum Recepticle: Er, lemme rephrase that...
Cum Recepticle: I'm a fucking Pokémon, you FUCKING MORON.
iwannahavefun69: what the hell is a pokemon?
Cum Recepticle: *sighs*
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