futbolesvida: hey*
Cum Recepticle: hello
futbolesvida: lije your info
futbolesvida: like*
Cum Recepticle: thanks
Cum Recepticle: I think that you're a moron for liking 311, but you sound okay otherwise. Soccer is cool.
futbolesvida: thanks
futbolesvida: do you have a pic?
Cum Recepticle: nope
Cum Recepticle: sorry
futbolesvida: thats ok
futbolesvida: is your sn true?
Cum Recepticle: yup!
futbolesvida: umm sounds nice
futbolesvida: where do you live?
Cum Recepticle: IH
futbolesvida: where is that?
Cum Recepticle: Idaho.
futbolesvida: oh
Cum Recepticle: who's Alexis?
futbolesvida: my friend
Cum Recepticle: sure....
Cum Recepticle: so what did you IM me for?
futbolesvida: she is
Cum Recepticle: WHAT DID YOU IM ME FOR?
futbolesvida: just to talk
Cum Recepticle: *sighs* I'm not into "talking"
Cum Recepticle: that's for people who's mouth isn't full of a hard, throbbing cock.
futbolesvida: oh
futbolesvida: do you have a pic
Cum Recepticle: no, sorry
futbolesvida: thats ok
futbolesvida: do you want mine?
Cum Recepticle: yeah! Preferably on a webpage.
futbolesvida: umm the only one I have is nude is that ok?
Cum Recepticle: yeah
futbolesvida: ok
futbolesvida wants to send file C:downloadfutbolesvidaleigh.jpg. Cum Recepticle received .
futbolesvida: well
Cum Recepticle: ROTFLMAO
futbolesvida: huh?
Cum Recepticle: Nothing.
futbolesvida: ok
Cum Recepticle: I just don't believe it is all.
futbolesvida: oh well tht is your loss
Cum Recepticle: when you get an erection, do you pass out?
futbolesvida: no
Cum Recepticle: Have you ever damaged your pants accidentally, say, ripping out a seam or something?
futbolesvida: no
futbolesvida: what do you look like?
Cum Recepticle: I'm short, overweight, balding. And I'm not hung nearly as well as you.
futbolesvida: oh well that is ok
futbolesvida: what is your bra size
Cum Recepticle: Um, yeah!
Cum Recepticle: 34C
Cum Recepticle: I'm big for my age
futbolesvida: yea i like it
Cum Recepticle: I'd like some of that action, too...
futbolesvida: yea same here
futbolesvida: too abd you dont cyber
Cum Recepticle: I do!
futbolesvida: bad*
Cum Recepticle: what a coincidence!
futbolesvida: you good?
Cum Recepticle: People are always telling me I am
futbolesvida: ok
futbolesvida: lets cyber
Cum Recepticle: k, I'll pretend I'm a young, hot girl, and you get to be whoever's picture that is, okay?
futbolesvida: ok
Cum Recepticle: out of curiousity, what country are you from?
futbolesvida: us
Cum Recepticle: really? Hm. That's interesting. Were you born here? Is english your native language?
futbolesvida: yea
futbolesvida: not a good typer
Cum Recepticle: Yeah, that must be it.
futbolesvida: yea
futbolesvida: lets fuck hard
futbolesvida: cum on
Cum Recepticle: K, I want you to suck me first, okay?
futbolesvida: ok
futbolesvida: what are you wearing>
Cum Recepticle: right now I'm in a dirty tanktop and boxers
futbolesvida: mmm nice
futbolesvida: ok
Cum Recepticle: what are you wearing?
futbolesvida: just boxers
Cum Recepticle: K. Pull your penis out
Cum Recepticle: then start rubbing it, I'll do the same.
futbolesvida: I already did
futbolesvida: mmmmm feels good
Cum Recepticle: imagine that! I already started, too...
futbolesvida: wanna get in the 69 position
Cum Recepticle: Okay, that way we can suck each other off.
futbolesvida: yea
futbolesvida: mmmmmmm
Cum Recepticle: Great, are you licking my scrotum too?
Cum Recepticle: It needs love, too.
futbolesvida: you a guy or girl
Cum Recepticle: I'm a "girl"
Cum Recepticle: why?
futbolesvida: ok you said scrotum so I thought dick
futbolesvida: sorry
Cum Recepticle: Ah, lots of people make that mistake.
futbolesvida: lets fuck harf
Cum Recepticle: They're totally different things.
futbolesvida: hard*
Cum Recepticle: Okay, but only if you'll be the receiver
futbolesvida: do you have a mic
futbolesvida: ok
Cum Recepticle: Nope
Cum Recepticle: Okay, bend over then...
futbolesvida: forward or backward
Cum Recepticle: Um. Forward, I guess. If we're going to do it doggy style, that is.
Cum Recepticle: You could sit on me if you really wanted to, though.
futbolesvida: which ever you prefer
Cum Recepticle: doggy style - I like the feeling of dominance.
futbolesvida: ok
Cum Recepticle: *I wait for you to bend over, then deftly slip my loverod into you*
futbolesvida: that is my part
Cum Recepticle: Oh. Sorry.
Cum Recepticle: Maybe you should sit on me, then.
futbolesvida: ok
Cum Recepticle: *I wait until you slide down onto my inter-intestinal surface-to-rear missile, then proceed to bounce you up and down*
futbolesvida: mmm
Cum Recepticle: How do you like that, eh bitch!?
futbolesvida: feels nice
Cum Recepticle: Sure does! I'm going to cum pretty soon, do you want me to do it in you or would you prefer me to pull out and blow my wad on your stomach?
futbolesvida: do it in me
Cum Recepticle: k, lover
Cum Recepticle: *I groan as my semen erupts into your bowels, the built-up pressure forcing it out around my cock*
futbolesvida: mm it is so nice and warm
Cum Recepticle: Whew...well, I'm spent.
futbolesvida: that was good
futbolesvida: if you are a girl how come yu acted aas if you had a cock
Cum Recepticle: WHAT?
Cum Recepticle: What the Hell are you talking about?
futbolesvida: it sounded like you were saying you had a cock
Cum Recepticle: if that's the kind of thanks I get for filling your colon with my children, I'll take my business elsewhere!
futbolesvida: the part about blowing your wad on my stomach
futbolesvida: ok
futbolesvida: fine
Cum Recepticle: That's not what I said!!!
Cum Recepticle: Don't put words in my mouth.
futbolesvida: what about my dick?
Cum Recepticle: Oh, wait, I did say that.
futbolesvida: yea
Cum Recepticle: More importantly, I said "*I groan as my semen erupts into your bowels, the built-up pressure forcing it out around my cock*" which should have clued you into the fact that I'm not a man, but a "girl" like I said!
Cum Recepticle: I thought you said that English was your native language! Sheesh...
futbolesvida: wht did you put quotes around girl
Cum Recepticle: ...because the operation isn't completed yet, obviously.
futbolesvida: oh ok
Cum Recepticle: I couldn't have fucked you with my penis if it was, right?
futbolesvida: no you could have
Cum Recepticle: No - if my MALE-TO-FEMALE, transexual operation was completed, I would no longer have a PENIS.
futbolesvida: oh
Cum Recepticle: Okay, I have to come clean with you - I'm not a woman like I've been claiming, I am in fact a man.
futbolesvida: oh
Cum Recepticle: I get lonely at night some times, and need love...love like only another man can give.
futbolesvida: oh
Cum Recepticle: I've been sitting her masturbating to that pic you sent me, imagining you sucking on my hard cock until I cum in your mouth.
Cum Recepticle: Sorry.
futbolesvida: oh thats ok
Cum Recepticle: Haha, fooled ya! I don't believe you bought that...*wipes tear from eye*
futbolesvida: ok
Cum Recepticle: Of course I'm a girl, silly!
futbolesvida: sure
futbolesvida: ok
futbolesvida: wanna cyber the right way
Cum Recepticle: *sighs*
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