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Anonymous Gay Cybersex
by: Cum Recepticle
Posted: 07/31/00         Score: 1.6         Votes: 130
It's amazing how easily a "straight" guy will cybersex with an overweight homosexual these days.
Joe81186: hey
Cum Recepticle
: hello
Joe81186: a/s/l
Cum Recepticle
: that rap you've got going in your info is the stupidest thing I've ever had the missfortune to read. Ever.
Cum Recepticle: But you sound cute!
Cum Recepticle: 13/f/IH
Joe81186: yeah i know
Joe81186
: cool
Cum Recepticle
: that you're a moron? That you sound cute? Or that I'm 13?
Cum Recepticle: Jesus, you've got to be more specific. I'm only a dumb little girl *giggle*
Joe81186: that its dumb
Joe81186
: a friends wrote it
Cum Recepticle
: Oh.
Cum Recepticle: Well, you should go kick your friend RIGHT IN THE BALLS
Joe81186: yup
Joe81186
: so what do you look like
Cum Recepticle
: I shave every day, so my skin is smooth
Joe81186: awsome
Cum Recepticle
: sometimes I cut myself and have to stick little pieces of tissue to me, but that's okay. I just hate it when I have to be seen in public with them stuck to my face.
Joe81186: ok
Cum Recepticle
: got a pic?
Joe81186: nope
Joe81186
: do you
Cum Recepticle
: nope, sorry
Joe81186: what do you look like then
Cum Recepticle
: women say I'm cute, they dig my 5 O'clock shadow
Joe81186: cool
Joe81186
: do you have big tits
Cum Recepticle
: I'm glad you're okay with that, lots of guys aren't.
Cum Recepticle: Yes, I do. If I worked out more I wouldn't have them, but I'm lazy.
Joe81186: well big tits are always good anyway
Cum Recepticle
: Not always, I'm kinda embarassed about them. But if it's okay with you, that's cool.
Cum Recepticle: You don't have man-boobs, do you? That really turns me off.
Joe81186: no way
Cum Recepticle
: That's good.
Cum Recepticle: So, what do you like to do for fun?
Joe81186: hang out with girls and stuff
Joe81186
: u
Cum Recepticle
: Wow, me too!
Joe81186: are you a lesbian
Joe81186
: or bi
Cum Recepticle
: No, although sometimes I think of myself as being one trapped in a man's body
Cum Recepticle: it's a joke
Joe81186: yeah
Cum Recepticle
: so anyway, you into cybersex?
Joe81186: yeah
Joe81186
: u?
Cum Recepticle
: Sure am! Most guys are more comfortable having sex with me anonymously over the internet
Joe81186: yeah
Cum Recepticle
: cool
Cum Recepticle: wanna?
Joe81186: sure
Cum Recepticle
: you wanna start?
Joe81186: you can
Cum Recepticle
: k
Cum Recepticle: I approach you and begin rubbing your manly man-chest.
Joe81186: i slowly reach my hands down and grab you ass
Cum Recepticle
: tell me you're rubbing my "man-ass", that'll turn me on more
Cum Recepticle: I'm touching your ass as well
Cum Recepticle: now I'm rubbing your crotch. Mmmm!
Joe81186: oh that feels real good
Cum Recepticle
: I bet it does, could you move around and rub my crotch too?
Joe81186: oh yeah
Cum Recepticle
: Describe how you're rubbing my bulge please
Cum Recepticle: God damn, why can't you just keep rubbing my penis like a normal guy?
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