Cum Recepticle: Hello!
Cum Recepticle: Suck my cock!
PriNcEsSqT587: no
Cum Recepticle: Wait a minute...you're a girl
PriNcEsSqT587: duh
Cum Recepticle: Why are you IMing a hot N horny little thang like me?
Cum Recepticle: ...carpet muncher?
PriNcEsSqT587: at least u have a brain
Cum Recepticle: Thanks for the compliment!
PriNcEsSqT587: omg
Cum Recepticle: You like getting it in the poopshute, right?
PriNcEsSqT587: k
Cum Recepticle: Sweet!
Cum Recepticle: Okay, I can't keep this charade up any longer...
Cum Recepticle: I'm in love with you.
PriNcEsSqT587: your sick
Cum Recepticle: Don't deny my love!
Cum Recepticle: Or, if you're going to, at least say something better than that.
PriNcEsSqT587: there is something wrong w/ u
Cum Recepticle: How'd you know about that?
Cum Recepticle: I'll kill my fucking OBGYN if he told anyone about my rash...
PriNcEsSqT587: that is gross
Cum Recepticle: ...but enough about me - what's up?
Cum Recepticle: more importantly, why did you IM me?
PriNcEsSqT587: dono
Cum Recepticle: do you usually message underage sex-fiends?
PriNcEsSqT587: just wonder ing what u were like after i read your profile .but now that i did UR 1 SICK PERSON
Cum Recepticle: Who did you expect, Mother Theresa?
PriNcEsSqT587: at least she did not have sex at 13
Cum Recepticle: Nice comeback.
PriNcEsSqT587: and then got a rash
PriNcEsSqT587: thanx but no thanx
PriNcEsSqT587: ur sick
Cum Recepticle: Can you say anything other than "U R sick"?
Cum Recepticle: Try and mix it up some, I'm sure you can find a synonym for "sick"
PriNcEsSqT587: ya
PriNcEsSqT587: ru fucking sick
PriNcEsSqT587: hows that
Cum Recepticle: *sighs* That's a question, not a statement.
Cum Recepticle: So no, it doesn't work as a synonymous sentence to "U R sick"
Cum Recepticle: However, since you asked...no, I'm not
Cum Recepticle: I'm as healthy as a newborn baby
PriNcEsSqT587: ya
PriNcEsSqT587: so your pregnant
Cum Recepticle: (excepting the rash and open sores)
Cum Recepticle: No, I'm not
Cum Recepticle: I practice safe sex - I make the guy pull out and blow his wad on my face, chest and/or cunt
PriNcEsSqT587: how was it?did u have fun?did u enjoy your self?
Cum Recepticle: Normally - sometimes when I turn a trick the John gets violent, and that's not fun
Cum Recepticle: Forced Sodomy is a completely different world than Consentual Sodomy, take it from me
PriNcEsSqT587: ok
Cum Recepticle: Do you enjoy anal lovin'?
PriNcEsSqT587: yes
Cum Recepticle: Excellent! Do you clean your cock off after you're done with the whore?
Cum Recepticle: ...or give her a Dirty Sanchez?
PriNcEsSqT587: i don't have 1
PriNcEsSqT587: so ur a it
Cum Recepticle: *nods* I know how that goes...getting your very own whore isn't something you just do, you've got to work at it
PriNcEsSqT587: thats great
Cum Recepticle: Umm...I have no clue what "so ur a it" is supposed to mean
PriNcEsSqT587: how many do u have
Cum Recepticle: Penises? 5.
PriNcEsSqT587: u anh a cock and pussy
PriNcEsSqT587: an*
Cum Recepticle: Thanks, that correction helped
Cum Recepticle: No. They're not my cocks, per se - I just "own" them
Cum Recepticle: in a gansta way, that is
PriNcEsSqT587: r they in jars
Cum Recepticle: Enough about me already, tell me about yourself...your likes and dislikes, loves and hates, if you'll let me sit on your face, etc
PriNcEsSqT587: ok
PriNcEsSqT587: how long have u done these things
Cum Recepticle: You can't answer that with "ok"
Cum Recepticle: DAMMIT ALL TO HELL
Cum Recepticle: I don't want to talk about me! It's all ME ME ME, what ever happened to YOU?
PriNcEsSqT587: um.. i've fucked 20 people
Cum Recepticle: And how old are you?
PriNcEsSqT587: at once
Cum Recepticle: SWEET!
PriNcEsSqT587: 9
Cum Recepticle: Excellent, maybe sometime we can get together and and fuck 50 at once
PriNcEsSqT587: alright
Cum Recepticle: We could make some sort of world record
PriNcEsSqT587: thats a good idea
Cum Recepticle: *nods*
PriNcEsSqT587: ok
Cum Recepticle: Now...do you shave down there? Or do you prefer a natural, "French" full-on bush?
PriNcEsSqT587: shave
Cum Recepticle: Have you ever pushed too hard and cut off part of your labia?
PriNcEsSqT587: no u
Cum Recepticle: *nods*
PriNcEsSqT587: not yet
Cum Recepticle: that's good - it's not as fun as it sounds
PriNcEsSqT587: i'm sure it's not
Cum Recepticle: You're not being very interesting - I don't like having to drive the conversation like this.
PriNcEsSqT587: sorry
Cum Recepticle: To spice things up I'm going to refer to you as "Captain Cockfuck" now
PriNcEsSqT587: ok
Cum Recepticle: So, Captain Cockfuck, what's new?
PriNcEsSqT587: nm
PriNcEsSqT587: dut it's raing hot guys
Cum Recepticle: Captain, are you suffering from the bends? Your speech is impaired
Cum Recepticle: Decompression sickness sucks.
PriNcEsSqT587: ya
Cum Recepticle: You're still being boring, Captain Cockfuck. As Admiral Poopypants, your superior officer, I don't appreciate it.
Cum Recepticle: At attention!
PriNcEsSqT587: k
Cum Recepticle: All hands on dick! Er, deck!
PriNcEsSqT587: sorry
PriNcEsSqT587: o ya
PriNcEsSqT587: sounds tempting
PriNcEsSqT587: how many guys have u fucked
PriNcEsSqT587: this month
Cum Recepticle: Thanks for limiting the search criteria - I can only count so high
Cum Recepticle: Um....5,241.
PriNcEsSqT587: ooooo
Cum Recepticle: Okay, I just can't do this anymore...I've been lying to you - I'm not a little girl.
Cum Recepticle: I'm actually a 23 year-old guy that likes to *pretend* he's a little girl.
Cum Recepticle: I apologize and hope you can forgive me.
PriNcEsSqT587: thats nice and i'm a cop
Cum Recepticle: Awesome!
Cum Recepticle: Are you one of those cops that gets a little too excited when it comes to frisking a suspect?
PriNcEsSqT587: no
Cum Recepticle: Dammit, that's too bad - I've got a dangerous weapon in my pants you need to confiscate, if you get my drift *winks*
PriNcEsSqT587: um
PriNcEsSqT587: no
Cum Recepticle: Okay, then.
Cum Recepticle: Suck my cock.
PriNcEsSqT587: wouldn't fit
PriNcEsSqT587: -/*
Cum Recepticle: You are *so* right about that
Cum Recepticle: But, still...SUCK MY FUCKING COCK, YOU WHORE
PriNcEsSqT587: no but i can get u arested
Cum Recepticle: For sucking my cock? I think you can "look the other way" about that, so to speak
PriNcEsSqT587: k
PriNcEsSqT587: whatever
Cum Recepticle: ...although I'd really want you to be looking at my balls
Cum Recepticle: You swallow, right?
PriNcEsSqT587: ya
Cum Recepticle: Great, it saves me the time of cutting your throat open and ramming my member down your windpipe.
PriNcEsSqT587: but i perfur 2 lick
Cum Recepticle: Great.
Cum Recepticle: I'm going to go now, okay?
PriNcEsSqT587: how bout u
PriNcEsSqT587: pic?
Cum Recepticle: You're making me uncomfortable with these questions...
PriNcEsSqT587: lol
PriNcEsSqT587: poor baby
Cum Recepticle: *nods*
PriNcEsSqT587: pic?
Cum Recepticle: Shove it, cop - I don't give out pics to pigs
PriNcEsSqT587: i'm the pig
PriNcEsSqT587: no ur
PriNcEsSqT587: fucking cock sucker
Cum Recepticle: no, you are!
Cum Recepticle: You you you!
PriNcEsSqT587: ya i know
Cum Recepticle: you're mean!
Cum Recepticle: and you fart!
PriNcEsSqT587: whatever
PriNcEsSqT587: i know
PriNcEsSqT587: so does my *friend*
Cum Recepticle: Is there anything I can say that'll make you be interesting?
PriNcEsSqT587: ya
Cum Recepticle: ...such as?
PriNcEsSqT587: jc
Cum Recepticle: Jesus Christ?
PriNcEsSqT587: pic?
Cum Recepticle: *sighs*
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