Cum Recepticle: Hi there happypants
bigcyberman69: lol
bigcyberman69: got a pic?
Cum Recepticle: nope, sorry.
bigcyberman69: ok
bigcyberman69: want mine?
Cum Recepticle: sure!
bigcyberman69 wants to directly connect. bigcyberman69 is now directly connected.
bigcyberman69:
bigcyberman69: so?
Cum Recepticle: how old are you?
bigcyberman69: 19, but I look a lot younger
Cum Recepticle: Ah, I can see.
Cum Recepticle: Well, I like what I'm looking at...
bigcyberman69: you mean in the face or dick I look younger?
Cum Recepticle: Um.
Cum Recepticle: *sighs* Nevermind.
bigcyberman69: ok
Cum Recepticle: So, whatcha wanna talk about big boy?
bigcyberman69: So do you think I look good?
Cum Recepticle: Yeah, I'd love to slobber all over that man-meat of yours.
bigcyberman69: good
bigcyberman69: I want you to too
Cum Recepticle: I bet you do!
bigcyberman69: what do you look like?
Cum Recepticle: I don't just give out my love for free, though...you've got to win it
bigcyberman69: ok
Cum Recepticle: I'm short, big tits, brown hair, blue eyes, really sexy.
bigcyberman69: ok
bigcyberman69: what do I have to do?
Cum Recepticle: You gotta play a game...
bigcyberman69: ok
Cum Recepticle: It's called Who Wants To Be A Dirty, Dirty Whore. It's like the TV show of a similar name.
Cum Recepticle: Do you know the rules?
bigcyberman69: yeah
Cum Recepticle: Wanna play?
bigcyberman69: sure
Cum Recepticle: Okay...let's start, hot stuff!
bigcyberman69: ok
Cum Recepticle: Welcome to Who Wants To Be A Dirty, Dirty Whore! Please tell the audience your name and something about yourself.
bigcyberman69: I'm Jonathan and I like to have sex with younger girls
Cum Recepticle: Wow! That's great!
Cum Recepticle: Are you ready to play, Jonathan?
bigcyberman69: yes
Cum Recepticle: Excellent!
Cum Recepticle: My name is Kristy. What's my real name?
a) Joe b) Dirk c) Wendy d) Kristy
bigcyberman69: d
Cum Recepticle: Is that your final answer?
bigcyberman69: yeah
Cum Recepticle: Correct!
Cum Recepticle: I reach over towards you, placing my hand in your lap. I begin rubbing your crotch with my small, juvenile hands.
Cum Recepticle: As your pants begin to bulge, I unzip your pants...and ask the next question:
Cum Recepticle: Our country is run by who?
a) The Government b) The Jews c) The Niggers d) Marilyn Manson
bigcyberman69: c
Cum Recepticle: Um...is that your final answer?
Cum Recepticle: ..I begin removing my hand from your crotch...
bigcyberman69: yes, the naacp gets whatever they want
Cum Recepticle: Correct!
Cum Recepticle: I slide my hand into your pants, my needle-like fingers caressing the top of your cock. With a tug I pull it out of your pants and begin stroking it up and down.
Cum Recepticle: I smile seductively, wetting my lips for what is about to come...
Cum Recepticle: 4 plus 4 equals what?
a) 3 b) 97 c) I have a penis d) 8
bigcyberman69: c
Cum Recepticle: (you don't know how true that is)
Cum Recepticle: Final answer?
bigcyberman69: yes
bigcyberman69: I like your thought
Cum Recepticle: I don't think you're going to in a minute here...
Cum Recepticle: That's correct! The answer is C, "I have a penis"
Cum Recepticle: I lean over towards your lap and lick up the bottom of your cock with my sweet tongue
Cum Recepticle: As I reach the head I wiggle it ever so slightly, sending a tingle of pleasure up your spine...
Cum Recepticle: On June 11th, 1972, Pheonix AZ had how many inches of rain?
a) 2.31 b) 3.21 c) 1.08 d) 1.64
bigcyberman69: b
Cum Recepticle: Is that your final answer?
bigcyberman69: yes
Cum Recepticle: I'm sorry, but that's incorrect, which means that *you* get to be the dirty, dirty whore!
Cum Recepticle: ...I remove my lips from your cock, and stand. Now that my lower torso is not concealed behind the desk, you can see my fully erect, 12" penis staring you down.
bigcyberman69 direct connection is closed.
Cum Recepticle: I leap at you, jabbing at your face with my cock. Both of my hands wrap around your head, steadying my aim...
Cum Recepticle: You jerk your head at a bad moment, and my first cock-jab gets you right in the eye, crushing your iris back into your ocular cavity
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Cum Recepticle: *sighs* Damned dirty, dirty whores...they never stick around.
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