CyberOnWheels: It is when your name says you are 18.
SweetSingleGuy18: i know
SweetSingleGuy18: I made this sn last year
CyberOnWheels: I bend the rules for everyone but liars.
SweetSingleGuy18: my name is Dan
CyberOnWheels: Well, then you need to update.
SweetSingleGuy18: i have an updated one
CyberOnWheels: Hi Dan.
SweetSingleGuy18: what's your name?
CyberOnWheels: Brenda.
SweetSingleGuy18: cute
SweetSingleGuy18: hello Brenda
SweetSingleGuy18: how are you doing?
CyberOnWheels: I guess when you read my info, you were strictly concerned withhthe cyber and not my name, which is clearly written at the beginning.
SweetSingleGuy18: i'm sorry I didn't carfully read it
SweetSingleGuy18: i did now though
CyberOnWheels: Tell me something Dan...
SweetSingleGuy18: yes?
SweetSingleGuy18: anything
CyberOnWheels: whats the strangest sexual experience you have had?
SweetSingleGuy18: hmm
SweetSingleGuy18: well I ate a girl out in a movie theatre
CyberOnWheels: Couldnt afford popcorn?
SweetSingleGuy18: lol
SweetSingleGuy18: i could
SweetSingleGuy18: just didn't want any
SweetSingleGuy18:
CyberOnWheels: Ever do a Emerson's Saugage Finder?
SweetSingleGuy18: no
CyberOnWheels: Or tool a girl in the slop-pipe?
CyberOnWheels: Hello?
CyberOnWheels: I guess someone is out of his league.
SweetSingleGuy18: no girl has ever tried to please me
CyberOnWheels: Well take off your pants, get a tube of toothpaste, a rubber glove, some hydrogen peroxide, a razor, a funnel and make sure any pets are kept out of the room.
CyberOnWheels: At least for now.
CyberOnWheels: I'll wait here.
SweetSingleGuy18: do you have a pic?
CyberOnWheels: No, do you?
SweetSingleGuy18: no sorry
SweetSingleGuy18: what do you look like?
CyberOnWheels: Did you get all that stuff?
SweetSingleGuy18: tell me what you look like and I'll go and get it all
CyberOnWheels: I look like The girl that played the waitress in the movie Curly Sue with Jim Belushi.
SweetSingleGuy18: could you describe yourself
SweetSingleGuy18: please
CyberOnWheels: She's only in that one scene and didnt say anything. She just drops off the sandwich.
SweetSingleGuy18: what do you look like?
CyberOnWheels: Ok, I am blondish except I just had another surgery so they had to shave my head again. I'm almost 4'6" if I am out of the chair. I have a nice smile and I weigh quite a bit.
CyberOnWheels: I can't exercise because of my disability so it makes it hard for me to lose weight.
CyberOnWheels: Hello?
CyberOnWheels: Hello?
SweetSingleGuy18: I'm here
CyberOnWheels: Please Jesus dont let him leave!
SweetSingleGuy18: what sort of disability?
CyberOnWheels: Oh thank you. I have a lot of things. Ludwigs Angina, Gromit, Pinwheel Spine, cystic colitis.
SweetSingleGuy18: oo
SweetSingleGuy18: :-
SweetSingleGuy18: me sorry
SweetSingleGuy18: that must stink
CyberOnWheels: The colitis does. Like a pig farm.
SweetSingleGuy18: awww
CyberOnWheels: Its a sloughing of the bowel walls that constantly exudes dead tissue, infection, blood and feces into my protective undergarment.
CyberOnWheels: But it doesn't hurt, as I am numb from the tits down.
SweetSingleGuy18: aww
CyberOnWheels: How much do your balls weigh?
SweetSingleGuy18: so u can't feel nothing?
CyberOnWheels: Not really.
SweetSingleGuy18: aww
CyberOnWheels: I can feel heavy pressure.
SweetSingleGuy18: what size bra do you wear?
CyberOnWheels: Oh, I dont wear a bra, silly!
CyberOnWheels: Not with all this equipment hooked up to me!
SweetSingleGuy18: then if u did sexy
CyberOnWheels: It would be like 34 c.
SweetSingleGuy18: mm
SweetSingleGuy18: nice
CyberOnWheels: maybe 36.
SweetSingleGuy18: nice
CyberOnWheels: Ya, well you have to understand I weigh near 260 pounds because I cant exercise.
SweetSingleGuy18: ic
CyberOnWheels: But my Mom says that I look like a chubby Priscilla Presley.
SweetSingleGuy18: aww
CyberOnWheels: Stop saying aww. Its fucking patronizing.
CyberOnWheels: I dont need your pity.
SweetSingleGuy18: sorry
CyberOnWheels: I can still suck the meanest dick in 10 counties.
SweetSingleGuy18: mmm
SweetSingleGuy18: nice
CyberOnWheels: Ever notice how fatties like me can always suck tremendous cock?
SweetSingleGuy18: will you suck mine baby?
SweetSingleGuy18: mine's never been sucked
SweetSingleGuy18:
CyberOnWheels: You never answered me about your balls.
SweetSingleGuy18: i dunno how much they weigh
CyberOnWheels: Guess.
SweetSingleGuy18: i have no clue
SweetSingleGuy18: I'm sorry
CyberOnWheels: I had a teacher who could tea-bag himself.
SweetSingleGuy18: impressive
CyberOnWheels: He'd put his knees at his ears and drop his big saggy gray-haired eggbag right into his mouth.
CyberOnWheels: What school do you go to?
SweetSingleGuy18: i'm in college
CyberOnWheels: Really?
CyberOnWheels: Thats sooo cool!
SweetSingleGuy18: u like college guys?
SweetSingleGuy18:
CyberOnWheels: I wish I was going to live til college
.CyberOnWheels: I looove college guys!
SweetSingleGuy18: awww
CyberOnWheels: Fucking knock it off!
SweetSingleGuy18: why do you say that baby?
SweetSingleGuy18: is that true?
SweetSingleGuy18: :-
CyberOnWheels: Because no one with CCC (Chronic Cystic Colitis) and Pinwheel Spine combined ever live past three years of diagnosis.
CyberOnWheels: I've fought my disease for almost two.
CyberOnWheels: I just want someone to love me before I go. In ALL ways!
SweetSingleGuy18: ic
CyberOnWheels: What college do you go to?
SweetSingleGuy18: where are you from?
CyberOnWheels: Las Vegas.
SweetSingleGuy18: damn
CyberOnWheels: What college do you go to?
SweetSingleGuy18: a very small one in Vermont
CyberOnWheels: Whats it called?
SweetSingleGuy18: u wouldn't know it
CyberOnWheels: I went to Brattleboro once.
SweetSingleGuy18: it's really really small
CyberOnWheels: Whats it called?
SweetSingleGuy18: it's outside of Brattleboro
CyberOnWheels: Whats it called?
SweetSingleGuy18: that's the next town over
CyberOnWheels: Whats it called?
SweetSingleGuy18: it's called Landmark college
CyberOnWheels: I've never heard of it.
SweetSingleGuy18: told ya
SweetSingleGuy18:
CyberOnWheels: It must be really small.
SweetSingleGuy18: yeah
SweetSingleGuy18: very very small
CyberOnWheels: Like your cock?
SweetSingleGuy18:
SweetSingleGuy18: hey
SweetSingleGuy18: that's not nice
SweetSingleGuy18:
CyberOnWheels:
SweetSingleGuy18: me big
CyberOnWheels: So did you get the toothpaste and funnel and stuff?
SweetSingleGuy18: no
SweetSingleGuy18: i need sex
SweetSingleGuy18:
CyberOnWheels: Well what do you think all that stuff is for? Baking a fucking cake?
SweetSingleGuy18: i need real sex
CyberOnWheels: I could come visit you.
SweetSingleGuy18: i wish
CyberOnWheels: Make-A-Wish says they'll bring me anywhere I want to go. Then you could fuck me like I want to be fucked!
CyberOnWheels: What do you like?
SweetSingleGuy18: anything
SweetSingleGuy18: i dunno
CyberOnWheels: Anything? Great!
SweetSingleGuy18: well
SweetSingleGuy18: to an extent
CyberOnWheels: Do you like anal?
SweetSingleGuy18: never done it but I want to
CyberOnWheels: Would you like to pork me ass-wise?
SweetSingleGuy18: mm
SweetSingleGuy18: yes
CyberOnWheels: Tell me how you would do it.
CyberOnWheels: I'll tell you if you fuck up or do something gay.
SweetSingleGuy18: i dunno
SweetSingleGuy18: sorry
CyberOnWheels: Wow. You really cant cyber at all, huh?
SweetSingleGuy18: i can
SweetSingleGuy18: it's just
SweetSingleGuy18: well
SweetSingleGuy18: I dunno
SweetSingleGuy18: I guess I'm not in the mood or something
CyberOnWheels: You "dunno" what, asshole?
CyberOnWheels: Well thank you very Goddamned much!
SweetSingleGuy18: which is weird cause that's never happened b4
SweetSingleGuy18: sorry
CyberOnWheels: I have maybe 8 months to live and you waste a whole hour of my night where I planned on cybering to make the pain go away... and you are not in the Fucking MOOD??
CyberOnWheels: NOT IN THE MOOD???
SweetSingleGuy18: want me to do it?
SweetSingleGuy18: fine
CyberOnWheels: You take your cock out right now!
SweetSingleGuy18: I would start by taking off your pants
CyberOnWheels: Ok, now we're cooking!
CyberOnWheels: Go!
CyberOnWheels: More!
CyberOnWheels: Eat my ass!
SweetSingleGuy18: then I would kiss you passionatly on the lips
SweetSingleGuy18: mm
CyberOnWheels: Fuck the gay shit, eat my ass!
CyberOnWheels: Get in there!
SweetSingleGuy18: I would slide my tongue in
SweetSingleGuy18: and move it around and around while I rub your pussy
CyberOnWheels: Oh yes! I am sloughing!
SweetSingleGuy18: i slide my tongue in deeper
SweetSingleGuy18: and move it in and out
SweetSingleGuy18: i knead your ass
CyberOnWheels: My bowel walls are liquifying and pouring out over your tongue!
SweetSingleGuy18: i rub your pussy
SweetSingleGuy18: i take my pants off
CyberOnWheels: All of my breakfast is now acrid sewage bubbling out of my ass!
CyberOnWheels: Take em off!
SweetSingleGuy18: and slide my hard cock out
CyberOnWheels: C'mon Dan! I wanna see that cock!
SweetSingleGuy18: 8inches
SweetSingleGuy18: do you like that baby?
SweetSingleGuy18: where do you want it?
CyberOnWheels: I want you to fuck one of my folds since my pussy is like the heel of your foot from years in a chair.
CyberOnWheels: Pull up a big flap of my fat under my arm and fuck me near where the air-hose goes in.
CyberOnWheels: Mmmmmm.
SweetSingleGuy18: i'm so hard
SweetSingleGuy18: do you want to suck it?
CyberOnWheels: You can smell the foul breath of unwashed death in there, huh?
CyberOnWheels: Oh, I am not much of a "sucker" since I have no lower jaw.
CyberOnWheels: Put it could bump it with my head! Would you like that?
CyberOnWheels: Don't go, I am almost there!
CyberOnWheels: One last thing and I can come!
SweetSingleGuy18: hmm
CyberOnWheels: PLEASE JESUS DONT LET DAN WALK OUT OF MY LIFE UNTIL I COME AND THEN...
CyberOnWheels: You're back!
SweetSingleGuy18: yeah
SweetSingleGuy18: what do you want me to do?
CyberOnWheels: Ok, I am almost ready.
CyberOnWheels: Just reach under the blubber roll by my crotch and lift it up...
CyberOnWheels: Wipe the stink-tears away on your shirtsleeves like my nursemaid does.
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