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Posted: 06/12/00         Score: 3.3         Votes: 268
Everyone wants to get involved with online advertising, even in the realm of cybersex. By BastardMessiah.
tennisproZac: hello
NYCockExchange: I'm busy with another client. Please take a number.
tennisproZac: what number would i be
NYCockExchange: 2. Do you mind, sir?
tennisproZac: thats fine
NYCockExchange: Okay. Would you care for any literature?
tennisproZac: what do you have
NYCockExchange: A random webpage. Would you like to view?
tennisproZac: what is the webpage
NYCockExchange: http://www.geocities.com/flaminglyqueer/
tennisproZac: do you have a pic
NYCockExchange: Not at the moment; my marketers haven't decided on an official pic yet.
tennisproZac: when will you have a pic
NYCockExchange: As soon as they decide which logos will be the most prominently displayed; they're being very fussy. It might be some time before it happens.
tennisproZac: am i disturbing your business
NYCockExchange: Well, no. I am paid by several corporations to engage in cybersex. I display the names of the corporations during the cyber-session, e-mail the results to their agents, and they pay me appropiately.
tennisproZac: how old are you
NYCockExchange: 14, sir. ...An update... you've been bumped from number 2 to number 1. You'll be up shortly; I think this guy's about to cum.
tennisproZac: ok
NYCockExchange: Please stand by.
NYCockExchange: Apparently, my client is now finished. Are you ready, sir?
tennisproZac: are you really 14
NYCockExchange: Yes, sir. I need you to confirm your age now.
tennisproZac: why do you do this if you are only 14
NYCockExchange: Extra cash. You can do this too, if you like. But for now you need to verify that you are over 17.
tennisproZac: isn't it illegal
NYCockExchange: I get paid under-the-table. Otherwise, it would be illegal.
tennisproZac: it sounds very fishy to me
NYCockExchange: Well, sir, I've been able to upgrade my Sony Vaio twice now. It's legitamite. Now I need to verify that you are over 17. Please type YES or NO, for records.
tennisproZac: how do i know you aren't a cop trying to bust people
NYCockExchange: I'm not affiliated with any law enforcement, sir.
tennisproZac: i think im going to have to pass
NYCockExchange: Just several brand-name companies.
NYCockExchange: Just as well... I have 5 others on hold. If you so choose, have a good day, sir.
NYCockExchange: Remember to shop at www.wal-mart.com.
NYCockExchange: Sir?
tennisproZac: yes
NYCockExchange: I go on break shortly. I'll cyber with you then, if you like. I just want to do it for real, without the advertisements.
NYCockExchange: I need to get off.
tennisproZac: ok
NYCockExchange: Okay, dear! I'm on break!
NYCockExchange: Give me all you got, I'm very horny!!
tennisproZac: have a good break
NYCockExchange: Mmmm...... Tell me about your cock, okay?
tennisproZac: its long and its very hard. the head gets very big
NYCockExchange: Is it hard right now?
tennisproZac: no its not
NYCockExchange: My cock's hard. I'm stroking it, wishing I could sink it's throbbing thickness deep into your throat.
tennisproZac: are you a guy
NYCockExchange: No. I thought you were looking for homosexual stimulation...?
tennisproZac: hell no. i only like girls. why did you think that
NYCockExchange: Wishful thinking, I guess.
tennisproZac: why
NYCockExchange: Because I really DO want to you deep-throat my cock, and then at the last second, I can pull it out and shoot hot, sticky man-seed (semen) onto your face. That's why, in a nutshell.
tennisproZac: how do i know your aren't a guy
NYCockExchange: Well, technically, there's no way I can prove over the internet. You'll just have to take my cock for it.
NYCockExchange: Err, word for it.
tennisproZac: thats hard to do since you are talking about your cock
NYCockExchange: Well, I'm used to a lot of male homosexual requests. It's kind of fun, though, shoving my hot, hard man-rod into their rectums, sending them into prostate-linked euphoric states.
tennisproZac: are you sure that you are 14
NYCockExchange: Last time, I checked, yes. August 23rd, 1986.
tennisproZac: you have a very good vocabulary
NYCockExchange: Yes it's very big. Just like my meaty sperm-cannon. I'm stroking the fuck out of it right now.
tennisproZac: danmit im not gay
NYCockExchange: I'm not gay, either. I just like shoving my pulsating man-rod into some good, hot man-pussy. Or having them suck it... Men know how men like it. ...Don't you agree?
tennisproZac: no i don't agree
NYCockExchange: So you're not really sure how you like to have your cock sucked? You must be very hard to please. I'm pretty easy... I usually shoot off in the other guy's mouth after just a couple of minutes.
tennisproZac: i truely think you are a guy and that's nasty
NYCockExchange: Look, I'm off my break again pretty soon. I have to go back to pretending to be a 14-year old girl again.... Can I have your phone number and address?
tennisproZac: so you aren't a 14 year old girl
NYCockExchange: You're right. I'm really a 12-year old girl.
tennisproZac: why should i believe you are a girl after you talked about your cock so much
tennisproZac: and i don't think i should give you my phone number and address
NYCockExchange: Well, I really wish you would. You seem like a very intelligent, bright guy. I'll bet you probably have a girlfriend already.
tennisproZac: no i don't
NYCockExchange: Well, if you don't have a problem with my age, I'd love to meet you sometime.
NYCockExchange: I can call you from work... it'll be a business call, which I don't have to pay for.
tennisproZac: is this part of your job to say this stuff
NYCockExchange: No. I'm actually supposed to be back on the clock. I'm risking my employment to chat with you.
tennisproZac: why
NYCockExchange: Damn! Hold on one second!
tennisproZac: ok
NYCockExchange: I shove my huge, wide cock into your ass! In and out, again and again! "Take it ALL, bitch!" I grunt, as I hear your pitiful moans. I slap at your ass-cheeks, thrust in and out, and finally spurt huge streams of thick, sticky cum all over your back... I look at your bleeding asshole and grin.
NYCockExchange: I prepare to shove my cock into your mouth.
NYCockExchange: *whew*
NYCockExchange: My supervisor just walked by.
NYCockExchange: Sorry.
tennisproZac: i was wondering what you were doing
NYCockExchange: He's gone now. Can I call you? It'll have to sound a lot like phone sex, though.
NYCockExchange: Otherwise I might get in trouble.
tennisproZac: if you sound like a guy im hanging up
NYCockExchange: Okay... I actually sound even younger than I am! I hope it doesn't throw you off at all.
tennisproZac: thats cool
NYCockExchange: Great! I'm ready when you are. We can even really have phone sex, if you want.
tennisproZac: 520 523-4515
NYCockExchange: I whack my stiff cock across your face, making you wince. "You WANT this in your mouth, don't you?!" I scream at you. I backfist you, sending you flying. Your ass is up in the air, and I begin to make my move....
NYCockExchange: I reach for the leather whip, and tie your legs and arms together. You've been rendered almost completely immobile. I force your mouth open, and shove my throbbing penis inside... you can already taste the pre-cum as you submissively begin sucking.
tennisproZac: did you boss walk by
NYCockExchange: I can feel your lips trembling from the backfist... they tremble on my cock, and I groan in pleasure. I slide it in and out, listening to you gag.
tennisproZac: you can stop the gay stuff
NYCockExchange: Suddenly, I feel your teeth on my cock! "YOU FUCKING BITCH!" I shout in a thunderous roar. "YOU BIT MY FUCKING COCK!" I walk over to the rack, and grab the straight-edge razor.
NYCockExchange: Holding it high above my head, I bring it down in a precise arc. I slit your throat. The last thing you feel is my pulsating, glorious cock violating the new, fatal wound in your throat.
tennisproZac: shit thats nasty
NYCockExchange: I shove my dick in again and again, in a horrible frenzy, drooling as I see your blood begin to form a crimson pool on the stone floor. The arterial bursts push against the ribs of my cock, and I cum quickly into your gasping throat.
tennisproZac: thats fucking nasty and now im sorry i gave my number out
NYCockExchange: The blood and semen are thick in your throat, and it seeps into your lungs. You die miserably.
tennisproZac: will you stop that
NYCockExchange: I wipe the blood and semen off of my cock, using your hair. I beckon my servants to fetch the mops, and I remove my leather mask. I light a cigarrette and watch my cock slowly go limp.
tennisproZac: so i guess you aren't going to call
NYCockExchange: Sir? If you've finished masturbating, I have 5 more clients waiting. Have you enjoyed this, sir?
tennisproZac: hell no i haven't
tennisproZac: im a fucking idiot to give my number out
NYCockExchange: Maybe we can give this another try, then. I approach you in my see-thru pink thongs, my cock obviously hard and ready for you.
tennisproZac: stop with the guy shit
tennisproZac: is your boss walking by
NYCockExchange: I pull the thong down, in a prissy way. "Heeyyyy!! Look what I got for yoouuu!!!" I turn and reveal the rainbow target-marks I just had tattoed around my asshole.
tennisproZac: can you just answer the question
NYCockExchange: "Play some darts, babes?" I ask, bent over and turning around. I wiggle my tight ass, and you can see my sagging balls wobble back and forth as I do so. "Cum & get it, homegirl!" *playful giggle*
tennisproZac: is this just a computer saying this or is there actually a guy or girl talking
tennisproZac: hello are you there
NYCockExchange: I watch you fall to your knees. I grin, and silently walk towards you. All you can hear is the white sand crunching under my feet. My erect-uncut cock waving back and forth as I stride. I slowly guide my cock to your lips, teasing them a little.
tennisproZac: i can't believe i was fooled by a fucking computer
NYCockExchange: I put a hand behind your head, and pull your head toward my long, thick chunk of man-meat. It goes from feeling warm rays of tropical sunlight to the warm, wet insides of your mouth. I moan and shiver as your lips slide back and forth.
tennisproZac: im got of here. if this is a computer and i think im right then i won't be getting any calls
NYCockExchange: You reach up, and cup my sagging, tanned nutsack in your hands. I run my hands through your hair in approval. "Ooooh, tennisproZac, you look so bad but you SUCK soooo good!"

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