jayce0000: how are you?
jayce0000 signed on at 3:06:28 PM.
fuzzy pink satan: Hello, this is Melinda, Mistress' Secretary for the 3-10pm shift. I see you messaged while our shifts were in the midst of change, how may I help you?
jayce0000: you really will help?
fuzzy pink satan: What can I do for you, sir?
jayce0000: well i have been desiring a ritual or spell done onto me...for a very long time
fuzzy pink satan: Let's see... Well, the SN jayce0000 has no strikes against it.
jayce0000: ok......and?
fuzzy pink satan: However, there is a Jayce004 that has been blackmarked.
fuzzy pink satan: Is that another name of yours?
jayce0000: i have no clue
jayce0000: who that is
fuzzy pink satan: Hmm, all right. I wish the other Secretaries would learn to differentiate.. I'm not the brightest, you see, but the Mistress has been kind to give me a job.
fuzzy pink satan: I think it's mainly because of my sexual craft.
While I do a chart for you, do you need your cock sucked?
jayce0000: ummm......i dont' understand?
fuzzy pink satan: I am doing a chart for you.
jayce0000: but i request a spell........cast on me........could you help?please?
fuzzy pink satan: I need your first name, sex, date, time, and location of birth.
jayce0000: wait ..stop.....your making my head spin.......
fuzzy pink satan: I need your
First Name
Sex
Date of Birth, Including Year
Time of birth, AM or PM
Location of Birth: City, State, Country.
Then we can begin.
jayce0000: i' m so drawn to this though........to you.......are you like doing something to me righ tnow?i feel a lust growing.......and no i'm not joking or playing
fuzzy pink satan: Give me the information I need so we can do this properly. If you do not, I can not help you.
fuzzy pink satan: It's a shame, though. If you were here, I'd suck your cock so you'd relax.
jayce0000: but i really don't want a "reading"......i waned something "else"
jayce0000: want
fuzzy pink satan: I'm not giving you a reading! Hehehe. I can't tell you why I need things, just that I do!
fuzzy pink satan: Now please cooperate or else I'll have to move on to the next inquirant.
jayce0000: my name is jason
jayce0000: i am male
jayce0000: i was born in dec, 1970
jayce0000: 1251 am
fuzzy pink satan: What DAY in December.
jayce0000: taylor pennsylvania.......usa
jayce0000: 23rd
fuzzy pink satan: Please hold. jayce0000: are you there?
jayce0000: hello?
fuzzy pink satan:
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ATTENTION: THIS AUTO-MESSAGE IS TO INFORM
YOU THAT YOU ARE BEING TAKEN CARE OF BY
MELINDA MUFFS, SECRETARY OF MS. ANGELINE
GRAVES. IF YOU ENCOUNTER ANY PROBLEMS WITH
MELINDA, HER REPORT CODE IS 1D-10-T. PLEASE
REPORT ANY PROBLEMS WITH MELINDA TO MS.
ANGELINE GRAVES AT 414-761-xxxx THANK YOU
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jayce0000: i guess i'll go
fuzzy pink satan: I'm back! Don't go!
fuzzy pink satan: It's Melinda! I suck cock, remember?
jayce0000: OH.....i will stay then
fuzzy pink satan: Mmmmmmm. ::licks lips::
fuzzy pink satan: I bet yours is absolutely huge.
jayce0000: mmmmmm god stop........my heart is pounding
jayce0000: my mind swimming
fuzzy pink satan: What I found out about you is that NOTHING grew small on YOU, honey. ::wink::
jayce0000: god i want this spell soo bad....will you do it?
fuzzy pink satan: What will you do for me? ::wink::
jayce0000: ANYTHINGGGGGGG
fuzzy pink satan: Stop shouting, it kills my libido. ::pout::
fuzzy pink satan: I'm so horny right now, Jason.
jayce0000: please i'll do anything......you want my soul?
fuzzy pink satan: Mmmmmm, yes.
jayce0000: may i call you?
fuzzy pink satan: I'm at work right now, Stud. I'm only a Contractor, you'd have to speak with the Lady first, and she's in Chicago today.
jayce0000: please.....i'll do anything.......
fuzzy pink satan: But since no one is around me right now.. how about we get dirty?
jayce0000: please can i call thouhg??
fuzzy pink satan: Ms. Graves will speak with you when she returns on Monday.
fuzzy pink satan: No, I'm sorry. They're all logged, and I'd be fired.
jayce0000: but i need a spell.....*sigh*
jayce0000: so badly
fuzzy pink satan: Hey, Jason.
jayce0000: yes?
fuzzy pink satan: Good things come to those who wait!
fuzzy pink satan: Monday will be around soon enough.
jayce0000: but i am sooooooo susceptible right now.....please
fuzzy pink satan: You're lucky. Most people never find the Devil.
jayce0000: i might not want it then
fuzzy pink satan: I'm sorry, but I have rules to follow. I can not. It is impossible. Not only would I be fired, but destroyed.
fuzzy pink satan: She knows everything.
jayce0000: my lust is burning right now........but i will resist and not give in then..
fuzzy pink satan: You would have me killed, Jason? I thought we had an understanding.
jayce0000: no no...i'm sorry.....i just know i wont' go thru with this unless something is done right now
fuzzy pink satan: I can't help you right now.
jayce0000: i would pay money...anything
fuzzy pink satan: Contact or call her on Monday, sweetie. Okay?
fuzzy pink satan: If it helps, I'll talk to you beforehand so you get good and horny. ;-D
jayce0000: but will you talk to me for a littlel bit now??can you at least tell me what will be done to me?
jayce0000: if she can do the spell i seek onto me?
jayce0000: yesssss....it would help very much
fuzzy pink satan: I can tell you how I'd snuggle my bouncy little tits against you, and you could rub my snatch, and I could suck your cock, and then you'll be ready!
jayce0000: "ready" for what though??tell me all please
fuzzy pink satan: I don't know what Mistress & I will do yet! We'll have to review what I have found when she returns, and put together a plan of action for you.
We taylor it to the individual!
jayce0000: but may i request now what i wish?and you can tell me if it is possilbe or not?
fuzzy pink satan: We already have record of what you want.
fuzzy pink satan: We'll all talk good and long on Monday! Okay? It will be worth waiting for.
fuzzy pink satan: Then, after a month, we'll come to see you and record your progress.
jayce0000: *sigh*.....but i want to ask now to be sure it can be done
fuzzy pink satan: And then we can be alone.
fuzzy pink satan: Yes, it can be done. Now be patient.
jayce0000: do you know what i seek then/
jayce0000: ?
fuzzy pink satan: Yep! Now if you don't knock it off, I'll be sad.
Please pay attention to me. It gets lonely here.fuzzy pink satan: All of these men just wanting me to do sexual spells on them so they can get women, and then they forget all about me.
jayce0000: i am paying FULL attentioin to you
fuzzy pink satan: You'll do that too, won't you.
jayce0000: omg....noooooooo......i date plentyyyyy of hot girls....i want something totally diferrent
fuzzy pink satan: I know that isn't what you want.
fuzzy pink satan: I'm just saying.
fuzzy pink satan: Everyone just uses me and then throws me out.
jayce0000: well wont' we be using each other?
jayce0000: what i seek is to have a spell cast on me.....something draining my willpower......controlling me....using me...something evil cast inside me which will give the caster gains and power over me
jayce0000: corrupting and manipulating me
fuzzy pink satan: Oh, hon. Mistress & I will be doing the spell.
She'll be using you, not me.
I'll just be there to keep your cock ROCK HARD!
fuzzy pink satan: I told you I know what you want, hon!
jayce0000: why is it important that my cock is hard during this?
fuzzy pink satan: ::whisper:: Don't tell anyone I said this, okay?
fuzzy pink satan: PROMISE ME!
jayce0000: I PROMISE
fuzzy pink satan: Well.. while you're laying there, spread out on a pentagram painted in goat's blood, tied to the floor with black candles burning by your wrists and ankles, Mistress & I will take turns riding you as you see the demon arising from her and implanting into you.
If you tell anyone this, I will be dead by Sunrise. Do you understand?
jayce0000: i fully fullly understand..
fuzzy pink satan: I want to suck your cock, Jason.
Are you stroking for me?jayce0000: my heart is pounding i feel such lust...
jayce0000: i can't even think right now
jayce0000: so is that what is going tobe done to me?
fuzzy pink satan: I want to ride you, Jason.
fuzzy pink satan: ::cry:: I will speak of the ritual no longer. My life is in danger already.
jayce0000: but this spell IS going to be done to me in person?
fuzzy pink satan: Mistress will tell you!
jayce0000: *shaking my head*....i don't understand ? jayce0000: i want you sooooo badly
fuzzy pink satan: Mmmm, baby. What do you want to do with me?
jayce0000: what is your first name....so i know who to look for?
fuzzy pink satan: Melinda.....
jayce0000: i can't speak right now....my mind is so clouded.....i'm so hard
fuzzy pink satan: I want you to fuck me, Jason.
jayce0000: please dont' make me do this...i feel my soul is slilpping away........
jayce0000: oh shit.....i'm gonna cummmmmm......please STOpppp jayce0000: i will do anythinggggg you ask fuzzy pink satan: I can't do this all for you, Jason.
fuzzy pink satan: You have to meet me halfway.
jayce0000: i know i know i'm sooo sorry.....i can't help it.......i'm trying to give in
fuzzy pink satan: As for how you know.. your body knows that your long wait is two days from being over.
fuzzy pink satan: Have faith in me
fuzzy pink satan: I'm Melinda! I love to suck cock!
jayce0000: melinda i need you sooooo much
jayce0000: i will DOO anything......as long as you can bring out this lust again in me
fuzzy pink satan: Oh, yeah. I can do that. jayce0000: i won't be able to go through with it unless i feel this evil lust compelling me.........making my mind clouded....... jayce0000: please......i need to cum.......may i? jayce0000: please can i aks something? fuzzy pink satan: You take and take and take. And never give.
fuzzy pink satan: ::cry:: I thought you were different.
jayce0000: i just want to know what willl be done to me......please ........tell me briefly once more and i wont'n ask again'
fuzzy pink satan: No. You're using me.
jayce0000: no i' NOT.....i just want to feel the lust overtake me...and when i release to feel something dark starting to take me over......to be 'prepared" for monday
fuzzy pink satan: You won't even think of me.
fuzzy pink satan: I'm the one that's getting you in.
jayce0000: oh i promise i will
fuzzy pink satan: Sure, I am only the second fiddle, but without ME, you'd be nowhere.
jayce0000: i knonw i need you SOO much...i admit that
fuzzy pink satan: And yet you disregard me as if I'm just some barrier.
jayce0000: no never.....i need you
fuzzy pink satan: Well, you can't bypass me without paying the toll! And you're unwilling to do that! So NO!
fuzzy pink satan: You think you can just walk all over me!
jayce0000: i wont' ask ANY details.....but.......is that what she is going to do to me?what you said?
fuzzy pink satan: Go to Hell!
jayce0000: whhat do you want from me??i'll do anythingggggg
jayce0000: i won't mention it again
jayce0000: i'll do as you ask
jayce0000: anything
fuzzy pink satan: I told you! And you won't! YOu keep interrupting me with yoru questions that I've already answered! It's always about YOU YOU YOU.
jayce0000: i wil shut up and listen FULLy to yo......ok?
fuzzy pink satan: So I'm going to find a Janitor to screw.
jayce0000: no please....let me stick my fat cock into you fuzzy pink satan: Okay, I came. Mistress will see you on Monday!
jayce0000: call out toa demon and i'll do it faster
fuzzy pink satan: Oh, fine.
jayce0000: i am going to cum in one min......can you chant something pleaseeeeee?
jayce0000: as i'm cumming?
fuzzy pink satan: I call out to NADZARSEAUSMUL, and tell him to stick his demonic cock in my mouth as you fuck me from behind, so his seed will transfer to my pussy and into you!
jayce0000: if not tell me something that will be done ontoo me......please madam.....i'm almost there
jayce0000: oh shit....i can feel my cum pulsing.......about to explode....almostttttt..
fuzzy pink satan: NADZARSEAUSMUL is the DemonGod of control through sexuality.
jayce0000: oh shit....almost......please COMMAND me when to cum...........i feel you....
fuzzy pink satan: NADZARSEAUSMUL teleports behind you, and just as you are about to CUM insdie of my PUSSY, he sticks his demonic cock into your asshole, and goes straight to the core of your being.
jayce0000 signed off at 4:11:06 PM. jayce0000 signed on at 4:42:37 PM.
jayce0000: HI THERE!!
Auto response from fuzzy pink satan: Preparations for Soul Taking underway, Mistress. Back at 5pm CST.
jayce0000: *sigh*
jayce0000: i see your not on but pleaseeeeeeeee email me at jayce004@hotmail.com......i'm going out for thte nite now but i will be thinking of you, and waiting sooooo intently to speak with yo again.....bye
jayce0000 signed off at 4:50:56 PM. jayce0000 signed off at 7:01:52 PM. jayce0000 signed off at 7:23:49 PM. jayce0000 signed on at 12:22:11 AM.
jayce0000: HELLLOOOOOOOO??
Auto response from fuzzy pink satan: SNL
jayce0000: i need you....please be there
fuzzy pink satan: ::sigh:: This is Georgina, how may I help you?
jayce0000: gosh........
jayce0000: i am soooooooo in need
fuzzy pink satan: You're from the Christian Childrens Fund, aren't you?
jayce0000: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
fuzzy pink satan:
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ATTENTION: THIS AUTO-MESSAGE IS TO INFORM
YOU THAT YOU ARE BEING TAKEN CARE OF BY
GEORGINA GIGOLO, SECRETARY OF MS. ANGELINE
GRAVES. IF YOU ENCOUNTER ANY PROBLEMS WITH
GEORGINA, HER REPORT CODE IS 1D-10-T. PLEASE
REPORT ANY PROBLEMS WITH GEORGINA TO MS.
ANGELINE GRAVES AT 414-761-xxxx THANK YOU
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fuzzy pink satan: The Mormons, then?
jayce0000: nooooooooo........someone who requests a satanic spel ON ME
jayce0000: and i'm SICK OF THIS SHIT
fuzzy pink satan: Who referred you?
fuzzy pink satan: Our database doesn't have this information... ::sigh:: Damn incompetent newbie secretaries screwing everything up.
fuzzy pink satan: Sir, if you can't refrain from using profanities during this conversation, I will have to block you.
jayce0000: dont' EVER talk about her like that again
fuzzy pink satan: Or what?
fuzzy pink satan:
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ATTENTION: THIS AUTO-MESSAGE IS TO INFORM
YOU THAT YOU ARE BEING TAKEN CARE OF BY
GEORGINA GIGOLO, SECRETARY OF MS. ANGELINE
GRAVES. IF YOU ENCOUNTER ANY PROBLEMS WITH
GEORGINA, HER REPORT CODE IS 1D-10-T. PLEASE
REPORT ANY PROBLEMS WITH GEORGINA TO MS.
ANGELINE GRAVES AT 414-761-xxxx THANK YOU
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jayce0000: EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
fuzzy pink satan: Trust me, jayce0000, your threats mean nothing.
fuzzy pink satan: I have a possible duplicate user notification. Jayce004 has been quite the disturber, have you any connections with this user? ARE you this user?
jayce0000: i would NEVER threatenf you.........but she is AWESOME......and dont' ever put her DOWN......do YOU UNDERSTAND?
jayce0000: i love her
fuzzy pink satan: ::laugh:: You are in no position to be making demands. Now, shall I indicate that you are in fact Jayce004, thereby terminating any communiations with The Institute forever, or are you going to apologize and eat your foot?
jayce0000: i am sorry......and i apologize........and please dont' terminate me
fuzzy pink satan: So you are Jayce004?
fuzzy pink satan: Very interesting.
jayce0000: she is a GREAT girl though.......
fuzzy pink satan:
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ATTENTION: THIS AUTO-MESSAGE IS TO INFORM
YOU THAT YOU ARE BEING TAKEN CARE OF BY
GEORGINA GIGOLO, SECRETARY OF MS. ANGELINE
GRAVES. IF YOU ENCOUNTER ANY PROBLEMS WITH
GEORGINA, HER REPORT CODE IS 1D-10-T. PLEASE
REPORT ANY PROBLEMS WITH GEORGINA TO MS.
ANGELINE GRAVES AT 414-761-xxxx THANK YOU
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fuzzy pink satan: _Who_ is a great girl?
jayce0000: miranda
fuzzy pink satan: A-HA! Miranda. I should have known.
fuzzy pink satan: You _love_ her? Oh, now that's disgusting. She was only hired today.
fuzzy pink satan: You are a sick & disturbed man.
fuzzy pink satan: Miranda left a clumsily-scribbled post-it where I'd never find it. It says you deny being Jayce004. You have not yet denied this to me.
fuzzy pink satan: Therefore, I will have to update our database and terminate your services with The Institute.
fuzzy pink satan: God damn Miranda.
fuzzy pink satan:
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ATTENTION: THIS AUTO-MESSAGE IS TO INFORM
YOU THAT YOU ARE BEING TAKEN CARE OF BY
GEORGINA GIGOLO, SECRETARY OF MS. ANGELINE
GRAVES. IF YOU ENCOUNTER ANY PROBLEMS WITH
GEORGINA, HER REPORT CODE IS 1D-10-T. PLEASE
REPORT ANY PROBLEMS WITH GEORGINA TO MS.
ANGELINE GRAVES AT 414-761-xxxx THANK YOU
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jayce0000: i have nO CLUE who jayce004 is.............and i DONT" LIKE YOU.......but i really think mirANDA
jayce0000: IS LEAPS ABOVE ANY OF YOU
fuzzy pink satan: I have traced your IP. You work for MetLife, hmm. So does Jayce004. Fascinating. ::snort::
jayce0000: she is AWESOME
fuzzy pink satan: Database updated. You are not to contact this account, or any accounts affiliated with The Institute, or Mistress Angelina, again.
Goodbye.
jayce0000: what are you talinggggggggggggg about?
jayce0000: i've said NOTHIGN WRONG
jayce0000: you were and area tOTAL JERK |TO ME
jayce0000: and if you keep this UP
jayce0000: i will INFORM walmart YOU ARE USING their number on an internet site as a REFERENCE NUMBER
jayce0000: NO...as aa matter of fact i WILL DO IT NOW
jayce0000: THEY WIL TRACE YOUR NUMBER
jayce0000: and LEGAL ACTION WILL BE TAKEN
jayce0000: YOU LOSE.....I WIN
jayce0000: COMPRENDE DORK?
jayce0000: and YOIU WILL DEAL WITH "HER" FOR FUCKING UP!!!
fuzzy pink satan:
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At The Institute, we strive to provide you with the most accurate and
effective in Satanic Rituals at an affordable price! All of our secretaries
are currently busy with other clients right now, please wait until your turn
in the queue has been reached, and we will do our best to serve you!
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jayce0000: stick YOUR HEAD BETWEEN YOUR LEGGS AND KISS YOUR ASS GOODBYE>>>>>>CUZ YOUR DONE ASSSSHOLE
jayce0000: nowwwwwwwww
jayce0000: got get your supervisor.......cuz i am informing the police RIGHT NOW that you are running a sex operation.........
jayce0000: you have ONE OF TWO choices..........BEG MY forgiveness and i MIGHT DROP this........or else i will inform the authorities andyour sorry asses will ALLLLLLLLLLL be out of a job
fuzzy pink satan: ******************************************************
At The Institute, we strive to provide you with the best possible
services. Be it a hex or a money spell, we've got what's right for
you! Inquire about our post-Samhain discounts!
All of our secretaries are currently with other clients, please
hold until your turn has been reached. Thank you!
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jayce0000: well i have SAVED MESSAGES
jayce0000: AND TRANSCRIPTS OF SAVEDD PREVIOUS IMS".....YOU ARE DONE
jayce0000: YOUR BUSINEESSS WILL GO UNDER
jayce0000: YOU HAVE TWO SECONDS TO APOLOGIZE!!
fuzzy pink satan: ********************************************************
Please hold, all of our secretaries are currently with other clients.
The wait may exceed 10 minutes or longer. Please continue to hold,
your business is important to us!
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jayce0000: ok.......explain to her why you RUINED her business.....i am hanging up RIGHT NOW........and calling the police...........
fuzzy pink satan:
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At The Institute, we strive to provide you with the most accurate and
effective in Satanic Rituals at an affordable price! All of our secretaries
are currently busy with other clients right now, please wait until your turn
in the queue has been reached, and we will do our best to serve you!
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jayce0000: you can explain to them or give them a pop up why ou are noit wrong
jayce0000: i saved the messsage also where you refer walmart as a "reference" number..........be on the lookout for a mJAJOR LAWSUIT
fuzzy pink satan: This is Melinda, how can I help you, Jason? ::wink::
fuzzy pink satan: Thanks for waiting! Phew! It sure has been busy tonight!
jayce0000: melinda
jayce0000: i saved all the messages and i am printing them right now
fuzzy pink satan: What for, sweetcheeks?
jayce0000: and i am calling teh state police
fuzzy pink satan: Guess what? Mistress is coming back a day early! She can hear you tomorrow evening!
jayce0000: hang on ........wnat to make sure their printing.....
jayce0000: ok.....got them......now what were you saying?
fuzzy pink satan: You know what I was saying, scroll up & read.
jayce0000: there is only ONE WAY i will drop all this!
jayce0000: ONE WAY
fuzzy pink satan: What are you talking about? You don't seem excited that Mistress is helping you tomorrow. Is something wrong?
jayce0000: ok......i tried........
fuzzy pink satan: Georgina left in kind of a sarcastic huff.
fuzzy pink satan: Was she mean to you?
jayce0000: ONE WAY
fuzzy pink satan: Jason, calm down and tell me what is going on. I have no idea. I don't know how to use this big scary database yet!
fuzzy pink satan: Are you trying to get me fired?
jayce0000: i save all my im's....and i'm saving this one........and i'm tellin you right now.......i am calling the police tomorrow.......UNLESS...i get what i want.......tonite
fuzzy pink satan: Hon, ::laugh:: The Police have no place in mystical affairs. It's out of their jurisdiction.
fuzzy pink satan: I see Georgina has you all riled up. Would you like a good, soothing cock sucking?
jayce0000: well "mistresss" business will be shut down
fuzzy pink satan: ::unzips your pants::
fuzzy pink satan: Jason, don't you know how this works?
jayce0000: i'm NOT asking for MUCH at all...will yo hear me out at least?
fuzzy pink satan: Since she doesn't accept monetary payment, there is nothing the police can do. It's a very legal business, and you'll just give us more publicity and therefore revenue for other services. You're scaring me, Jason. Are you going to hit me again?
fuzzy pink satan:
jayce0000: wrong......i have a saved messsage where she asked for money
jayce0000: it is printed....and going out tomorrow.....unless i get ONE SMALL request
fuzzy pink satan: Oh, no you don't.
fuzzy pink satan: You're threatening me. I don't think I appreciate that, after all I've done for you.
jayce0000: i tried..i' m sorry you feel that way
jayce0000: we will both do what we have to
fuzzy pink satan: You didn't try. You've just bullied me from the beginning!
fuzzy pink satan: I'm so sad!
jayce0000: you WON"T EVEN hear me outttttttt??
fuzzy pink satan: ****************************************
ATTENTION: THIS AUTO-MESSAGE IS TO INFORM
YOU THAT YOU ARE BEING TAKEN CARE OF BY
MELINDA MUFFS, SECRETARY OF MS. ANGELINE
GRAVES. IF YOU ENCOUNTER ANY PROBLEMS WITH
MELINDA, HER REPORT CODE IS 1D-10-T. PLEASE
REPORT ANY PROBLEMS WITH MELINDA TO MS.
ANGELINE GRAVES AT 414-761-xxxx THANK YOU
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jayce0000: thats what makes me amad
fuzzy pink satan: I already know what you want. But you are in no position to make demands, Jason.
You don't understand who the Mistress is. You'll just be bringing yourself a world of hurt.
jayce0000: ATTENTION: THIS AUTO-MESSAGE IS TO INFORM
YOU THAT YOU ARE BEING TAKEN CARE OF BY
MELINDA MUFFS, SECRETARY OF MS. ANGELINE
GRAVES. IF YOU ENCOUNTER ANY PROBLEMS WITH
MELINDA, HER REPORT CODE IS 1D-10-T. PLEASE
REPORT ANY PROBLEMS WITH MELINDA TO MS.
ANGELINE GRAVES AT 414-761-xxxx THANK YOU
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jayce0000: you are using WALMARTS phone NUMBER
fuzzy pink satan: I'm not using anything!
jayce0000: that is A FELONY
fuzzy pink satan: It's an automated message. I have no control over it.
jayce0000: one last chance......and i mean it.....
fuzzy pink satan: Jason, you're talking to the wrong person.
jayce0000: pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee........take it
fuzzy pink satan: I am an employee.
fuzzy pink satan: That is all.
fuzzy pink satan: I have no control over The Institute or it's happenings. I am a _secretary_. Do you understand?
jayce0000: well then.....you will have NO job tomorrow
fuzzy pink satan: Okay, if you say so.
fuzzy pink satan:
jayce0000: gonna hear my request or not?
fuzzy pink satan:
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ATTENTION: THIS AUTO-MESSAGE IS TO INFORM
YOU THAT YOU ARE BEING TAKEN CARE OF BY
MELINDA MUFFS, SECRETARY OF MS. ANGELINE
GRAVES. IF YOU ENCOUNTER ANY PROBLEMS WITH
MELINDA, HER REPORT CODE IS 1D-10-T. PLEASE
REPORT ANY PROBLEMS WITH MELINDA TO MS.
ANGELINE GRAVES AT 414-761-xxxx THANK YOU
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fuzzy pink satan: SURE, why not? I can't DO anything about it, but WHY NOT?
fuzzy pink satan: You're really annoying me, and I'm sorry I helped you at all. You've been nothing but cruel and abusive.
jayce0000: nevermind then......if you feel that way
fuzzy pink satan: Georgina is back from her coffee break. She'll take care of you. You really hurt me, Jason.
fuzzy pink satan: I thought we were going to be together.
Another sad love song... goodbye, Jason.
jayce0000: no
jayce0000: talk to me
jayce0000: for a few more minutes
fuzzy pink satan: This is Georgina, and the fact that Melinda talked to you after you had been blocked is assured to get her fired. LOL.
fuzzy pink satan: ****************************************
ATTENTION: THIS AUTO-MESSAGE IS TO INFORM
YOU THAT YOU ARE BEING TAKEN CARE OF BY
GEORGINA GIGOLO, SECRETARY OF MS. ANGELINE
GRAVES. IF YOU ENCOUNTER ANY PROBLEMS WITH
GEORGINA, HER REPORT CODE IS 1D-10-T. PLEASE
REPORT ANY PROBLEMS WITH GEORGINA TO MS.
ANGELINE GRAVES AT 414-761-xxxx THANK YOU
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jayce0000: do you like money?
fuzzy pink satan: In fact, I'm glad she did. Now I'll never have to see her again.
fuzzy pink satan: Of course I like money. I'm very well paid here. ::smile::
fuzzy pink satan: The Mistress is generous with her salaries.
jayce0000: listen
jayce0000: ok?
fuzzy pink satan: You have nothing that I am interested in hearing, jayce0000/Jayce004.
jayce0000: i'm SERIOUS
fuzzy pink satan: So am I. ::smile::
jayce0000: will you hear me out or not?
fuzzy pink satan: No. You are no longer registered with us.
fuzzy pink satan: Now you are merely one of another thousand pests to ignore.
jayce0000: i would pay you for your "services"
fuzzy pink satan: Money is not accepted at The Institute.
jayce0000: oh ....dont' worry...i have the saved IM where money "was" accepted......i am trying to cut a deal with you here though
fuzzy pink satan: No money from you has been received at The Institute.
jayce0000: money WAS requested.....and i HAVE that im DUMBASS.....now STOP playing fucking games and talk to me....OK?
fuzzy pink satan: Anyway, my shift is over. Goodnight and good luck. You'll fucking need it.
jayce0000: your going to need ALOT more than that.......like a good LAWYER.....if you leave me now
fuzzy pink satan: Thanks for choosing The Institute! Goodbye from: GEORGINA.
jayce0000: cut the shit.......talk to me........from ADULT to ADULT.
fuzzy pink satan: *****************************
System Notice: LINDSEY will be with you shortly. Please be patient. Thank you.
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jayce0000: hello?
jayce0000: i'm truly SOOOOOOOOO tired......please talk to me or else i[m going.......'
fuzzy pink satan: This is Lindsey, have you been helped yet?
fuzzy pink satan: ***********************************************
Greetings, and thank you for choosing The Institute!
Your secretary tonight is LINDSEY. Please use the code
1D-10-T when reporting problems.
***********************************************
jayce0000: please help with me?
fuzzy pink satan: Wait a second..
fuzzy pink satan: You have 10 strikes against your account... no.. your account has been recently terminated.
fuzzy pink satan: What did you DO?
fuzzy pink satan: And furthermore, how come you can still access our System??
fuzzy pink satan: Hello?
jayce0000: listen
fuzzy pink satan: Sir? Is this a Suicide Crisis Call?
jayce0000: yea .....gimmme ur phone number..........BESIDES the walmart photo dept..
fuzzy pink satan: We have your IP on trace and can determine your location for 911 if necessary. Are you in any physical danger?
jayce0000: hahahhahhaa
fuzzy pink satan: Pardon me, sir?
jayce0000: oh dont' worry.....i've already traced urs....
fuzzy pink satan: Um, okay. So 911 is not necessary? Good. What can we help you with today?
jayce0000: i'm going to lay it ALL on thhe line RIGHT NOW
jayce0000: OK?
fuzzy pink satan: Sure thing!
jayce0000: i know i was a jerk.....i was an asshole.......i am SORRY.....i will SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO make it up to you........i apologize, i am SORRY.....i beg forgiveness.......i am on my hands and knees.......there is NO ONE else that can do what you can.........i WORSHIP YOU........
jayce0000: is that enough?
jayce0000: or do you want more?
fuzzy pink satan: Do you.. Did you.. I'm sorry, I've never helped you before..
fuzzy pink satan: Who are you looking for? I can transfer you.
jayce0000: yes i didd......yes i am....and YES i will..if you give me ONE chance?......please.......i'm reallly begging here.....but i know that means shit to you......and i know your the same girl i've been talking to all the time but please give me a chance.
jayce0000: i'lll give you my credit card number right NOW if you wish
fuzzy pink satan: Sir, The Institute has a variety of secretaries equipped to deal with different situations. My name is Lindsey.
fuzzy pink satan: Who helped you last time?
jayce0000: stop the games........and lets' talk.....OK?
fuzzy pink satan: I have note of you speaking with a SyB0rGyrl. Is that who you need to be dealing with?
Is this a test? Have you... hacked into our systems?
fuzzy pink satan: MISTRESS, is that YOU?
fuzzy pink satan: ::sigh:: Sorry about the delay.. the phone company is busily repairing our phone lines. We've been getting photography queries all night! ::laugh::
fuzzy pink satan: Sir, if you are not going to respond, I will move on to the next client.
jayce0000: i am here
jayce0000: i just dont' understand
fuzzy pink satan: Then please respond or I will be forced to switch to the next client in queue.
fuzzy pink satan: I don't understand either, sir, because I do not know the nature of your situation.
jayce0000: because to you i'm just another "freak" from the internet........but.....to me you are someone who i THOUGHT who TRULly understood what i was aksing for...and botttom line is yo KNOW you cant'ido it , but the lure of keeping me interested in thinking you cna grant my deepest fantasy is what keeps you in businees
fuzzy pink satan: This is not my business, Sir. The Institute is the brainchild of Ms. Angelina Graves. Unfortunately, she is in Chicago at the moment, but will be returning tomorrow evening. Shall I leave a note for her? She seems to be the one you need to speak with.
fuzzy pink satan: Please IM SyB0rGyrl, she wishes to speak with you. I believe you two have spoken before.
jayce0000: the sad part is.......even though you know, and I KNOW that you c an't really do this.....i would pay money for you to try
fuzzy pink satan: Sir, we have never spoken before tonight. Please IM SyB0rGyrl, you are frightening me.
fuzzy pink satan: And I ask you to leave.
jayce0000: your soooooo intelligent.....and i SEE THAT......but why i wonder do you play games with me??i'm ONTO you...and i ACCEPT it......and i will FORGET about it........but why can't we MOVE ON??seriously
fuzzy pink satan: Session terminated. Goodbye!
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