AIMChatLiason: Hello children. My name is Robert, I am 69 years old and work for AOL. I am here to control what goes on in this chat, I want nothing but good old chateroo. If any spam, innapropriate activity or cybering goes on, I will report you. If you need any help I would be happy to help you, and if you need some screwing to be done, just call me! Please visit www.cb.bored.org. Thank you.
ToolMyTightAss: I didnt know cybering was against the rules.
AIMChatLiason: It is not.
ToolMyTightAss: I'm really sorry.
ToolMyTightAss: I was just horny is all.
ToolMyTightAss: Well why did you say that?
AIMChatLiason: No problem, I know you youngens likek to cyber, go right ahead and do it, I do it myself.
ToolMyTightAss: No Kidding?
ToolMyTightAss: I LOVE older guys!
AIMChatLiason: I do, I also do a lot of other things, in my old age.
AIMChatLiason: A 69 year old?
ToolMyTightAss: My Dad's friend Thaddeus is 51 and I fucked him in the back of his ice cream truck last summer.
AIMChatLiason: You mean he fucked you?
ToolMyTightAss: He gave me crabs but eventually the syphillis killed them.
AIMChatLiason: How old are you?
ToolMyTightAss: 14
ToolMyTightAss: And sometimes - I do the fucking!
AIMChatLiason: You know you seriously could be in danger by having sex with others.
ToolMyTightAss: What do your balls look like?
ToolMyTightAss: How so?
ToolMyTightAss: It's natural. Well, except for that curling iron thing I tried on the dog.
ToolMyTightAss: Yipe Yipe Yipe!
AIMChatLiason: I do not want to share that with you, I am worried about you. You could not have a future, having sex, if you ever had a baby, your life would really be ruined, if you are horney, masturbate, don't put yourself in danger, please.
AIMChatLiason: I have a youngen who is 14.
ToolMyTightAss: I had two babies, one died.
AIMChatLiason: And you DON'T CARE?
ToolMyTightAss: The other one, Thaddeus, has problems.
AIMChatLiason: You are still a child.
AIMChatLiason: Please, get some help.
AIMChatLiason: You have such a wonderful future, don't waste it.
ToolMyTightAss: I am getting help...
ToolMyTightAss: from a guy named Cornell who books acts on a travelling sideshow.
ToolMyTightAss: He says a boy like Thaddeus is "special" and could bring big money on the geek circuit.
ToolMyTightAss: I don't know the legality of it all, but I could sure use the three hundred dollars.
ToolMyTightAss: Besides, those people are used to dealing with "people" like my baby.
AIMChatLiason: You had a baby for 300 bucks? You could be making millions in a job like a lawyer or a doctor.
AIMChatLiason: If you need money go to www.cb.bored.org
ToolMyTightAss: How am I, a young mother on public assistance, supposed to care for a one-eyed child with flipper appendages and a toso like a butternut squash?
ToolMyTightAss: No, I had a baby for free...
ToolMyTightAss: Cornell is offering me 300 dollars to put him in the circus.
ToolMyTightAss: At least he'd be happy there.
AIMChatLiason: You really think he would be happy?
AIMChatLiason: Adoption! Give the child a life!
ToolMyTightAss: In the dirty cage with othe cyclops-flipper-onionhead types like himself.
ToolMyTightAss: other*
AIMChatLiason: How could you be so cruel?
ToolMyTightAss: Yes, he would be happy.
AIMChatLiason: Where are your parents?
ToolMyTightAss: And he could make a decent living, having fat Iowans parade through and mock him for two bucks a head.
ToolMyTightAss: Upstairs. Fucking, prolly.
ToolMyTightAss: Why?
ToolMyTightAss: You wanna cyber with them, too?
ToolMyTightAss: Hey, I bet you can tea-bag like a motherfucker with 70 year old nuts, huh?
ToolMyTightAss: You wouldn't even have to squat!
AIMChatLiason: tea-bag?
ToolMyTightAss: Like sway em back and forth like wa wrecking ball!
ToolMyTightAss: a*
ToolMyTightAss: a wrecking ball*
ToolMyTightAss: Ya, dunking your old grey nuts in my mouth.
ToolMyTightAss: My probation officer taught me.
ToolMyTightAss: He says its the best when I pretend it's against my will.
AIMChatLiason: PLEASE GO HERE
ToolMyTightAss: Why?
ToolMyTightAss: What is it?
ToolMyTightAss: If it's a porn site, I cant go.
ToolMyTightAss: My Dad says porn desensitizes you. Thats why he can only come if I'm shitting on him.
ToolMyTightAss: Poor bastard.
ToolMyTightAss: Poor, shit-soaked old man.
ToolMyTightAss: How big is your cock?
AIMChatLiason: IT IS NOT A PORN SITE
ToolMyTightAss: Hang on, the baby is honking.
AIMChatLiason: What?
ToolMyTightAss: It can't really cry with a cleft palate that gaping, so it just kinda honks.
ToolMyTightAss: And heaves mucus.
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ToolMyTightAss: Hey, when do I come?
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