Hooked on Cock: No, I just say I like 'sexy chat' in my profile description for no reason. :/
nezrim: oh lol ok
Hooked on Cock: that was a joke moron
nezrim: h
Hooked on Cock: you gonna molest me?
nezrim: sure
nezrim: if you want
Hooked on Cock: Yes! Yes I do!
nezrim: what are u wearing?
Hooked on Cock: My Little Pony PJs...they're cute! *giggle*
nezrim: he he he
nezrim: ok then
nezrim: would you like some candy?
nezrim: hmmm...?
Hooked on Cock: Mmmm yes!
Hooked on Cock: what kind?
nezrim: its a surprise
nezrim: its up here in the van.....
Hooked on Cock: Mommy said not to accept candy from strangers
nezrim: cmon in
Hooked on Cock: Hey!
Hooked on Cock: That's what I'm not supposed to do, dammit!
nezrim: but ive got candy...
Hooked on Cock: Although I guess you could come into my home, that'd be okay. No one is home.
nezrim: well ok then little girl
nezrim: whats your name?
Hooked on Cock: Kalif.
nezrim: awww.... what a pretty name Kalif.
nezrim: so you want that candy?
Hooked on Cock: Yeah.
Hooked on Cock: But not in the van.
Hooked on Cock: Mommy says that's a bad idea.
nezrim: ok lets go inside
nezrim: is that ok
nezrim: we can play bath time....!!
Hooked on Cock: Woo! YES
nezrim: race you to the tub!
Hooked on Cock: You don't know where it is, it's my house remember?
Hooked on Cock: Umm...unless...
Hooked on Cock: YOU'VE BEEN HERE!!!
Hooked on Cock: NOO!!
Hooked on Cock: You've been fucking mommy, haven't you!?!
nezrim: well it looks like your gonna win then huh?
nezrim: nope
nezrim: so lead the way to bath time Kalif.
nezrim:
Hooked on Cock: Okay, fine...this way...
nezrim: yes yes lead on
Hooked on Cock: *I lead you through the living room and into a darkened hallway*
Hooked on Cock: *It's too dark to see in*
Hooked on Cock: Hold on, lemme get the light
nezrim: well now that were in here
nezrim: leave the l;ight off
nezrim: *i fill up the tub*
Hooked on Cock: We're not in the bathroom yet.
Hooked on Cock: That's the washing machine moron.
nezrim: oops
nezrim: keep leading onward then
Hooked on Cock: K...
Hooked on Cock: *you are led through a doorway into a pitch-black room*
Hooked on Cock: Hold on a sec...lemme find the light
Hooked on Cock: *more stumbling around, I leave the room and you hear a door behind you close and lock*
nezrim: ok
Hooked on Cock: Oops! That's the closet!!
Hooked on Cock: hehe
nezrim: hey!!
Hooked on Cock: *sounds of hammering on the door*
Hooked on Cock: Oops! I just nailed it shut!
nezrim: noooooooooo.......
Hooked on Cock: Tee hee
nezrim: *sob*
Hooked on Cock: This game is fun!
Hooked on Cock: I'm gonna jerk off on the door now, okay?
nezrim: i wanna play too...
nezrim: let me eat you out
nezrim: plese
Hooked on Cock: Wait until I get off, okay? Then I'll let you out.
nezrim: let me eat you out
Hooked on Cock: WAIT DAMMIT
nezrim: itll get you off quicker
Hooked on Cock: *squeaking/squishing sounds outside the closet door*
Hooked on Cock: Ooooh yeah...that feels soooo good....
nezrim: i wanna eat your cunt
nezrim: !!
nezrim: it smells so fresh
nezrim: ahhh....
nezrim: let me inside of you
nezrim: !!!
Hooked on Cock: *sounds of squirting*
Hooked on Cock: Whew. I feel better.
Hooked on Cock: Hold on, lemme open the door now.
Hooked on Cock: *taking nails out, unlocking door*
nezrim: let me eat you out
nezrim: ill lick your pussy till dawn...
Hooked on Cock: Did you just totally miss what happened above?
nezrim: no but i want to get you off again
nezrim:
nezrim: well can i?
Hooked on Cock: Okay, go back and re-read what I said.
Hooked on Cock: Then analyze it.
nezrim: yah yah you fucked the dorrknob
nezrim: now my tounge wants in
Hooked on Cock: Um. No I didn't.
Hooked on Cock: You didn't go back far enough.
nezrim: where you said im gonna jerk off on the doorknob or before that?
Hooked on Cock: Yeah. That bit.
nezrim: what about it
Hooked on Cock: *sighs*
Hooked on Cock: Okay, nevermind....
Hooked on Cock: so where were we?
nezrim: about to enter the bathroom
Hooked on Cock: okay, into the bathroom. I want to leave the light off please.
nezrim: alright
nezrim: nothing funny this time
nezrim: ?
Hooked on Cock: K.
nezrim: take off your pjs ...
Hooked on Cock: Okay. Done.
nezrim: now hewlp me with my pants
Hooked on Cock: Where are they? It's dark in here
nezrim: over her
nezrim: *pulls you towards me*
Hooked on Cock: ooooh
Hooked on Cock: okay, I'm removing your pants now.
nezrim: theres your candy but not till were in the tub
Hooked on Cock: Where? All I see is a semi-erect penis!
nezrim: no no its just dark in here
nezrim: lets get in the tub
Hooked on Cock: Oh, shit...sorry.
Hooked on Cock: Okay. Oooh...the water is cold!
nezrim: its ok lets go in
Hooked on Cock: I bet that's going to make you shrink, huh?
nezrim: doesnt it make your nipples hard?
nezrim: just a little
Hooked on Cock: yeah
nezrim: lean in close to me
Hooked on Cock: Okay...
nezrim: does this feel good *puts two fingers inside of you*
nezrim: *slowly*
Hooked on Cock: Mmmm yeah. I love it when some guy shoves his fingers up my ass
nezrim: *pulls fingers out and reinserts them in pussy*
Hooked on Cock: Noooo
Hooked on Cock: my ass
nezrim: ok *puts fingers back in your ass*
nezrim: "touch my thingy"
Hooked on Cock: Okay. I touch your "thingy"
nezrim: wanna sit on my lap
nezrim: ?
Hooked on Cock: Yeah! I'm ready to go again now, so that'll work. I'll sit on your lap, you fuck me in the ass and let me play with myself, okay?
nezrim: ok fine
nezrim: you write it out for me to read then
Hooked on Cock: Hey dammit
Hooked on Cock: No, you tell me...
Hooked on Cock: I sit on your lap...
nezrim: fine
Hooked on Cock: Mmm
nezrim: i slide my erect cock into your tight ass
nezrim: i begin to fuck you faster and faster
Hooked on Cock: Ooooh yeah
Hooked on Cock: *masturbating*
Hooked on Cock: yeah, taht's great!
nezrim: i start ramming you really hard
Hooked on Cock: Yeah, rip my colon!!
nezrim: watere is splashing everywhere
Hooked on Cock: Oh god, I'm going to come again!
nezrim: your older sister walks in and starts eating you oput at the same time
nezrim: the three way kink-fest gets hotter as i start to fist fuck your sister while slamming you in the as
Hooked on Cock: Woah there
Hooked on Cock: I don't have a sis.
nezrim: ?
Hooked on Cock: But...
nezrim: thas ok
nezrim: pretend
Hooked on Cock: Oh god...your pumping gets me so hot that I jizz all over the bathroom wall! YES!!!!
Hooked on Cock: Some even rains down on you and me
nezrim: i lick it off your sweaty back
Hooked on Cock: Oh man....sweet
nezrim: again?
Hooked on Cock: No, I've gone limp...I can't come again for like 15 minutes. Pull your dick outta my ass, too, please.
nezrim: ok
nezrim: in 15 mins then?
Hooked on Cock: Yeah. Gotta wait til my cock is all hard again.
nezrim: ok
Hooked on Cock: I bet if you rub it a little it'll help.
nezrim: *rubs penis*
Hooked on Cock: You're rubbing *my* penis, right?
nezrim: right
Hooked on Cock: Um.
Hooked on Cock: Okay, this just turned from funny to disturbing.
nezrim: ???
nezrim: n/m start over
Hooked on Cock: No, I'm seriously disturbed, here.
Hooked on Cock: Are you gay?
Hooked on Cock: Gay pedophiles are even better than normal ones!
nezrim: ok
Hooked on Cock: Well, are you?
nezrim: sure
Hooked on Cock: *sighs*
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