Hooked on Cock: HELLO!
Hooked on Cock: ARE U ORGASM?
fxydydx: how r u
fxydydx: nope
fxydydx: why
Hooked on Cock: er
Hooked on Cock: hi
Hooked on Cock: who are you?
fxydydx: well a guy whos bored
Hooked on Cock: hm
Hooked on Cock: what do you want to do then?
fxydydx: anything actually
Hooked on Cock: like?
Hooked on Cock: Perform fellacio on me?
fxydydx: what do you mean
fxydydx: well
Hooked on Cock: do you have any idea what that word means?
fxydydx: tell me i might do it
fxydydx: not really but tell me i might do it
Hooked on Cock: K
fxydydx: yes tell me
Hooked on Cock: Well, I can step you through it if you want
fxydydx: sure
Hooked on Cock: Okay, first you need to go get a chicken. Okay?
fxydydx: what is it for
Hooked on Cock: I'm telling you how to perform fellacio
Hooked on Cock: go get a chicken
fxydydx: where you from
Hooked on Cock: Egypt
fxydydx: uh huh. right?
Hooked on Cock: huh?
Hooked on Cock: Go get the chicken
fxydydx: nothing
fxydydx: ok
Hooked on Cock: Now go get a knife
fxydydx: ok
Hooked on Cock: Okay, now you need to cut the chicken, starting at the neck and cutting down to the groin.
Hooked on Cock: Don't cut all the way through it, just down into it.
fxydydx: ok
Hooked on Cock: Oh man...this is REALLY turning me on
Hooked on Cock: *rubbing my clit*
fxydydx: yeah?
Hooked on Cock: yeah
Hooked on Cock: now go get the following:
fxydydx: what
Hooked on Cock: parsley, sage, rosemary, thyme
fxydydx: ok
Hooked on Cock: mix it all together with flour and breadcrumbs
fxydydx: yes
Hooked on Cock: Mmmmm oh man
fxydydx: yeah
Hooked on Cock: Okay, put the mixture into the cut you made in the chicken
Hooked on Cock: It's stuffin.
fxydydx: uh huh
Hooked on Cock: er stuffing
fxydydx: yeah
Hooked on Cock: next, get a large cooking pan, and put the hen into it
fxydydx: ok
Hooked on Cock: pour some light red wine over it, just enough to get it all wet
fxydydx: its wet
Hooked on Cock: Mmmm yeah baby, it is
Hooked on Cock: okay, wrap it in aluminum foil now
fxydydx: which one
fxydydx: i did
fxydydx: whats going on
Hooked on Cock: huh? I'm teaching you fellatio
Hooked on Cock: okay, now put the wrapped chicken into the oven
fxydydx: whats going on with you
Hooked on Cock: cook for three hours at 400 degrees
fxydydx: what for
Hooked on Cock: Kung Pao Chicken.
fxydydx: and
Hooked on Cock: You didn't know that? Shit, do you not remember recipes or something?
fxydydx: i do
Hooked on Cock: Then you should have remembered that recipe. Whatever.
Hooked on Cock: Okay, do you like giving head?
fxydydx: ok
fxydydx: you m/f?
Hooked on Cock: (fe)male
fxydydx: what does that mean?
Hooked on Cock: I've got both male and female genitalia.
fxydydx: ok
Hooked on Cock: could you perform fallatio on me now?
fxydydx: not really
Hooked on Cock: why not? I thought you didn't even know what that word meant!
fxydydx: nope
Hooked on Cock: right...then how do you know if you can do it or not?
fxydydx: I LOST THE RECIPE
Hooked on Cock: WTF?
Hooked on Cock: um, that has nothing to do with you SUCKING MY DICK
fxydydx: HUH?
Hooked on Cock: (which is what fellacio is)
fxydydx: SUCK MY DICK ASSHOLE
Hooked on Cock: you've got a dick asshole?
Hooked on Cock: what the hell is that?
fxydydx: I THOUGHT YOURE A FUCKING FEMALE
Hooked on Cock: I am!
Hooked on Cock: I said I was!
Hooked on Cock: LOVE ME FOR WHO I AM
fxydydx: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Hooked on Cock: Just because I have a penis doesn't mean you can't love me like a woman
Hooked on Cock: Please love me...?
fxydydx: I CAN IM NOT GAY
Hooked on Cock: That's fine
Hooked on Cock: I'm not either
fxydydx: OK BYE
Hooked on Cock: if I'm a girl with a dick, you sucking my dick does not make you gay
Hooked on Cock: that's straight sex
fxydydx: HAVE FUN WITH YOUR FELLACIO
Hooked on Cock: I can't!
Hooked on Cock: Cuz you're not sucking!
fxydydx: JACK IT OFF. ASSHOLE
Hooked on Cock: That's masturbation, not fellacio
Hooked on Cock: *sigh*
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