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Hooked on Cock: Because it's almost midnight.
JAYDOG232: where are you from
Hooked on Cock: Egypt.
JAYDOG232: how old are you
Hooked on Cock: 12
JAYDOG232: do your parents know your on the computer
JAYDOG232: what are you doing right now
JAYDOG232: r u there
Hooked on Cock: yeah, sorry
Hooked on Cock: I was masturbating the dog
Hooked on Cock: Umm...yeah, they know.
Hooked on Cock: My dad is sitting behind me rubbing his cock on the back of my head
JAYDOG232: they allow this in egypt
JAYDOG232: wow
JAYDOG232: wheres mom...can i chat with her
Hooked on Cock: This is pretty much the norm out here
Hooked on Cock: Mom's tied up in the closet
Hooked on Cock: she had her hands cut off for stealing, anyhow, so she can't type
JAYDOG232: something tells me your not 12
JAYDOG232: if you are gotta go
Hooked on Cock: What tells you that?
Hooked on Cock: That's kinda funny you'd say that though, as I was just thinking that I'm pretty sure you *are* a pedophile
JAYDOG232: your writing punctuation
JAYDOG232: no way
JAYDOG232: never that
Hooked on Cock: Being from a country where English is a second language, of course I'm going to have better punctuation and grammar than someone who speaks it fluently
Hooked on Cock: we're taught the correct way to write and such
Hooked on Cock: And yes, you are. Don't deny your feelings.
JAYDOG232: i have a daughter almost your age...just want to chat
Hooked on Cock: oooooooooh
Hooked on Cock: so you're just trying to bridge the gap between your generation and hers, right? Tired of being missunderstood and considered a "geeky old man" by your little plaything?
JAYDOG232: i'm 28 years old..no geeky old man here
Hooked on Cock: From your kid's point of view you are. You're an old, old man.
JAYDOG232: and she's my little angle not my plaything
Hooked on Cock: And the fact that you had your child when you were 16 leads me to believe you are a pedo, BTW
JAYDOG232: she's 14 will you stop sayin that...its not true ...really
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JAYDOG232: why are you hooked on cock at such a young age
Hooked on Cock: so you had her when you were 14?
JAYDOG232: yeah
Hooked on Cock: That's excellent parenting skills.
JAYDOG232: isn't school more important
Hooked on Cock: Don't be a hypocrite
JAYDOG232: what do you mean?
Hooked on Cock: You just told me you had a kid at 14. I'd ask you to "put 2 and 2 together" if it wasn't apparent that you didn't finish school.
Hooked on Cock: I don't want to confuse you with simple math equations.
JAYDOG232: i'm just tring tosee what girls her age are into these days...i hope she's not hooked on anything but school
Hooked on Cock: LOL
Hooked on Cock: that was clever
Hooked on Cock: Well, lemme see...I guess I can tell you what non-sexual things 14 year olds like.
Hooked on Cock: That sound good?
JAYDOG232: perfect
Hooked on Cock: okay, then...girls our age really like drugs.
Hooked on Cock: And I'm not talking the simple shit like pot, I mean good ol' Chiba
Hooked on Cock: black tar heroin is the big thing with middle-schoolers
JAYDOG232: chiba?
Hooked on Cock: (that and sex, of course...but you don't want me to tell you how your daughter is gang-banging the 4-Square team)
JAYDOG232: tell me more
Hooked on Cock: Yeah, Chiba. Dope, junk, smack...
JAYDOG232: weed
Hooked on Cock: No, HEROIN.
JAYDOG232: wow..no good
Hooked on Cock: Sorry buddy, I didn't say I was gonna be telling you they liked to listen to gospel while reading The Diary of Anne Frank
JAYDOG232: way older than 12 for sure
JAYDOG232: going out to lunch will talk after luch if its ok
Hooked on Cock: No, that's not okay
Hooked on Cock: YOUR CHILD'S LIFE IS AT STAKE HERE
JAYDOG232: yeah, yeah
Hooked on Cock: I'm telling you, she's probably flying high as a kite through algebra right now
JAYDOG232: that will make two of us
JAYDOG232: lol
Hooked on Cock: or in the bathroom trying to relieve herself from the severe constipation the smack has caused
JAYDOG232: very funny
JAYDOG232: i'm like the ultimate parent
Hooked on Cock: I'm being serious, fuckface. "Good parent" my ass.
Hooked on Cock: Just because your a good parent doesn't mean your kid is going to turn out alright.
Hooked on Cock: Our Lady Heroin is a better parent.
JAYDOG232: your right ...we hope for the best but prepare for the worst
JAYDOG232: talk to you later
Hooked on Cock: Fine, just leave. I'm going to go load up a speedball for your daughter, then fuck the Hell outta her.
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