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COWBOYUPBULLRIDR: what is up
Hooked on Cock: The sky, Dr. Genius
Hooked on Cock: technically it's not up, I guess.
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COWBOYUPBULLRIDR: that is me
Hooked on Cock: Have you ever had a chick tell you to spit your chew out on her cunt? That's hot
COWBOYUPBULLRIDR: yea
Hooked on Cock: really? cool
Hooked on Cock: did it burn her? Screaming in pain is hot, too
COWBOYUPBULLRIDR: nope
COWBOYUPBULLRIDR: what is the biggest dick u have had in u
COWBOYUPBULLRIDR: hello
Hooked on Cock: I'm thinking...I've had a lot in me...
COWBOYUPBULLRIDR: 9 1/2 long 1 1/2 wide
Hooked on Cock: I know!
COWBOYUPBULLRIDR: how
Hooked on Cock: It was probably Rush Limbaugh
Hooked on Cock: he's big, and a dick, and a big dick
COWBOYUPBULLRIDR: no that was my sizes
COWBOYUPBULLRIDR: i got a dick for u too ride
Hooked on Cock: It better be for longer than 6 seconds...I know your type
COWBOYUPBULLRIDR: it will last houurs
Hooked on Cock: that's good
Hooked on Cock: Are you into role-playing?
COWBOYUPBULLRIDR: yea sure
Hooked on Cock: K, well...I'd like to role-play a stereotypical cowboy relationship, okay?
COWBOYUPBULLRIDR: okay
COWBOYUPBULLRIDR: what do u want me too start
Hooked on Cock: K, we're in a cowboy bar, I'm sitting at the bar drinking a mellon shot
COWBOYUPBULLRIDR: ok
Hooked on Cock: I've got tight jeans on, a short-sleeve button-up plaid shirt that's too small for me, exposing my mid-section, and snakeskin boots
COWBOYUPBULLRIDR: yea
Hooked on Cock: You walk in as the jukebox is playing the chorus line to "It's Raining Men" - I look over at you and smile seductively
COWBOYUPBULLRIDR: yea
Hooked on Cock: *sighs* You're not very good at this.
COWBOYUPBULLRIDR: i walk over look at u form your boots to your eyes
Hooked on Cock: "Well howdy there, cowboy...what's your sign?"
COWBOYUPBULLRIDR: depends
Hooked on Cock: "On?"
COWBOYUPBULLRIDR: u
Hooked on Cock: "What, on my sign? I'm an aquarius...but I prefer 'U Turn'" *winks*
COWBOYUPBULLRIDR: aries
COWBOYUPBULLRIDR: i got a game for u
Hooked on Cock: I cross my legs and place my hands on my knees. "Yesss?"
COWBOYUPBULLRIDR: i get a lime put it in your mouth i lick your neck and put salt on it i get a shot
COWBOYUPBULLRIDR: first i take the shot
COWBOYUPBULLRIDR: then lick your neck
COWBOYUPBULLRIDR: then here comes the lime
Hooked on Cock: I place the lime into my mouth, licking it seductively
COWBOYUPBULLRIDR: i take the lime form your mouth and tell u i got something other then a lime for ur moth
COWBOYUPBULLRIDR: mouth
Hooked on Cock: "You carrying a loaded weapon in those jeans?"
COWBOYUPBULLRIDR: yep
COWBOYUPBULLRIDR: u want to see it
Hooked on Cock: I wink at you and lead you out of the bar to my truck. I unlock your door first, then get in on my side.
COWBOYUPBULLRIDR: i put my hand on our knees working my way up while i kiss u
COWBOYUPBULLRIDR: i unzip my pants and show u what i'mm packing
Hooked on Cock: "Wow! Hello there!"
Hooked on Cock: I reach over and begin stroking your cock. I ask you to unzip my pants and do the same.
COWBOYUPBULLRIDR: i do i likew it it smells so good i lick my fingers and go around your lips
Hooked on Cock: I press my groin into your hand as you stroke up and down.
COWBOYUPBULLRIDR: it starts to get hard
Hooked on Cock: It sure does!
COWBOYUPBULLRIDR: why don't u lick and suck it
Hooked on Cock: I was going to..but I want you to keep stroking okay?
COWBOYUPBULLRIDR: i rip off my shrit
COWBOYUPBULLRIDR: take off my boots and jeans
COWBOYUPBULLRIDR: and what do u see
Hooked on Cock: "Yeee-haw! I see a grade-A bull ready to be ridden!"
Hooked on Cock: I push you down and flip you over, smashing your face up against your window
COWBOYUPBULLRIDR: yep
COWBOYUPBULLRIDR: yea ok
Hooked on Cock: As my cock penetrates your rectum, I start counting
Hooked on Cock: "One!" *thrust*
Hooked on Cock: "Two!" *thrust*
Hooked on Cock: "Three!" *thrust*
COWBOYUPBULLRIDR: yea
Hooked on Cock: "Four!" *thrust*
Hooked on Cock: My engorged penis slides further into you with each thrust, my balls slapping against yours rhythmically
Hooked on Cock: "Five!" *thrustthrust*
Hooked on Cock: "Six!" *thrust*
Hooked on Cock: ...and with that I explode, filling your intestines with my sticky man-goo
Hooked on Cock: "That was a good ride, cowboy..."
COWBOYUPBULLRIDR: mmmmmmmmmm
COWBOYUPBULLRIDR: yea
Hooked on Cock: I lay back in my seat, and button my pants back up.
COWBOYUPBULLRIDR: know i silt your thoart
COWBOYUPBULLRIDR: and bang you while u bleed
Hooked on Cock: That's no way to treat your gay lover!
Hooked on Cock: Put your clothes back on - I want to go back into The Pink Corral and dance to some Cher and drink a martini.
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