Hooked on Cock: ummmm.......hello
moonball72: how's life treatin' ya
Hooked on Cock: bad right now
moonball72: oh why's that ?
Hooked on Cock: because I don't have a hard, pulsating cock in my ass, that's why.
moonball72: i can provide that
Hooked on Cock: really?
moonball72: heck ya
Hooked on Cock: you have a cock?
moonball72: for all my life
Hooked on Cock: it must suck walking around with a hard, pulsating cock all your life.
moonball72: well it is a little hard when i see women
Hooked on Cock: really?
moonball72: ya
Hooked on Cock: so when you see a woman you get a hard on?
moonball72: most of the time
Hooked on Cock: mmm...thinking about you getting hard looking at your mom makes me all wet
moonball72: that's the exception
Hooked on Cock: oooh
moonball72: but
Hooked on Cock: okay...
Hooked on Cock: well, i'll trhink about you getting hard looking at your aunt, then.
moonball72: how about on you ?
Hooked on Cock: no, the thought of your penis laying on me is kinda boring, actually. it doesnt get me wet at all
Hooked on Cock: i mean, who wants a dick laying on them?
moonball72: but if it was in your wet puss
Hooked on Cock: mmm...yeah, i think that'd turn me on.
Hooked on Cock: the thought of you sliding your dick in and out of ol' puss would get me sooooo wet
Hooked on Cock: what would you do to it?
moonball72: hell i'd take my dick and shove it down your throat
Hooked on Cock: WHAT!?
moonball72: but nah
Hooked on Cock: but what about the cat?
Hooked on Cock: you can't just fuck it and leave it!
moonball72: the cat ?
Hooked on Cock: yeah
Hooked on Cock: i was thinking about you fucking my puss.
Hooked on Cock: his name is Felix.
Hooked on Cock: Mmmmm
moonball72: hahahaha
Hooked on Cock: dont laugh fucker
Hooked on Cock: hes a good cat!
moonball72: i'm not
moonball72: sorry about that
Hooked on Cock: okay, enough of this boring foreplay shit.
Hooked on Cock: fuck me.
moonball72: alrighety
moonball72: how do you take it ?
Hooked on Cock: violent
moonball72: i'll bust out the chain and chain you to the bed
Hooked on Cock: woo!
Hooked on Cock: now you're talkin', fat boy!
moonball72: then put the blind fold over you eye's
moonball72: and stick a sock in your mouth
Hooked on Cock: damn, ive got a veritable river flowing out of my crotch at this point
Hooked on Cock: noooooo
Hooked on Cock: STOP!!!
Hooked on Cock: NO SOCKS!!!
moonball72: ok
moonball72: i'll make it my dick then
Hooked on Cock: that brings back bad memories of being tortured by munchkins in Oz
Hooked on Cock: okay that works
moonball72: then move down to your V area
Hooked on Cock: my what?
moonball72: and start licking your pussy pink
Hooked on Cock: i dont understand your wierd lingo
Hooked on Cock: its already pink, too late
moonball72: oh
moonball72: i just continue on then
Hooked on Cock: to where, my toes?
moonball72: no
Hooked on Cock: Canada?
Hooked on Cock: thanks!
Hooked on Cock: just tease me then move to Canada, thanks a fucking lot
moonball72: no non o
moonball72: i'm still here
Hooked on Cock: k. what are you gona do then?
moonball72: up your ass that's where !
moonball72: with my dick
Hooked on Cock: "fucking A, that hurts!" is what!
Hooked on Cock: I scream
moonball72: i'll push harder
Hooked on Cock: how big is your Mr. Wiggles?
moonball72: like 8 1/2 inch
moonball72: long
Hooked on Cock: Jesus H Christ! Are you trying to impale me like some sort of horse?
moonball72: do you want me to cut some off ?
Hooked on Cock: no, I just want to know if you're trying to impale me with it like a horse
moonball72: ya
Hooked on Cock: Hold on here, buddy...
moonball72: >
moonball72: ?
moonball72: ya ?
Hooked on Cock: if a horse is good enough for you, why the hell wouldn't you fuck my cat Felix?
Hooked on Cock: He's a DAMN GOOD CAT, BITCH.
moonball72: ...........
Hooked on Cock: im sorry, did I confuse you?
moonball72: well ummmm
moonball72: no you didn't
Hooked on Cock: ok
Hooked on Cock: then you better get me back in the mood, dammit
Hooked on Cock: im starting to clamp up like a set of visegrips
moonball72: oh shit
moonball72: i guess i should bring out the woopin' stick
Hooked on Cock: *groans*
Hooked on Cock: whats it made of?
moonball72: leather
Hooked on Cock: how the fuck do you get a leather stick?
Hooked on Cock: that make so little sense it almost hurts to contemplate it
moonball72: it's tightly wrapped
Hooked on Cock: its still not a stick, though
Hooked on Cock: 'stick' indicates wood.
moonball72: i've got wood
Hooked on Cock: your dick no longer fascinates me, blueball72. I need something that will cause me bodily harm, and potentially result in me going comatose or dying.
moonball72: i'll fucking take a flashlight and shove it in your pussy or bust it over your head
moonball72: Damn it !
Hooked on Cock: YES!!!
Hooked on Cock: MORE!!!!
moonball72: then i'll take my baseball bat and shove it up your ass
moonball72: find a leather strap and beat you with the frigen thing
Hooked on Cock: *pants and groans*
Hooked on Cock: keep going...im starting to black out
moonball72: removes the baseball bat and replace it with a garden hose
moonball72: and hook it up and turn it on
Hooked on Cock: fucking great. You just compressed my internal organs until they spewed out of my throat in a shower of blood and water. Thanks a lot, asshole.
moonball72: then die
moonball72: i gotta go
moonball72: see ya
Hooked on Cock: yeah, fuck you too.
moonball72: you wanted to die
Hooked on Cock: you kill me then leave, men are all alike.
moonball72: i followed orders
moonball72: you told me
Hooked on Cock: i never odered you to kill you!
Hooked on Cock: er
Hooked on Cock: me. hehehh
moonball72: oh
moonball72: oops
Hooked on Cock: too late, private.
Hooked on Cock: you've already killed me, now you've got a dead 12-year old on your hands.
Hooked on Cock: I hope yer proud.
moonball72: damn it
moonball72: i gotta flee to Mexico
moonball72: head for the border
moonball72: ah!
Hooked on Cock: dont go killing any beaneaters
Hooked on Cock: they dont like being tortured and killed any more than i do
moonball72: then i get a plain ticket
moonball72: and go to sweeden
Hooked on Cock: ive got a plain ticket
Hooked on Cock: its just blue, nothing on it
moonball72: oh
Hooked on Cock: but i cant go to sweeden or anywhere else with it
moonball72: i wanted to go
moonball72: dang it
Hooked on Cock: *sighs*
moonball72: but now i have to rot in a cell in a federal prision and wait to be on death row
Hooked on Cock: yup
Hooked on Cock: you should ahve thought about that before hand
moonball72: dang
moonball72: i just wish i could go back
Hooked on Cock: i just wish youd shut up now
moonball72: ok
Hooked on Cock: youre already in jail
Hooked on Cock: how much worse could it get?
moonball72: it can
Hooked on Cock: like what, if i bent you over and shoved my dick in your ass?
moonball72: ummmmm..........ya
Hooked on Cock: cool.
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