Kyodi Tae: No one wants sexy chat tonight.
bchelor: how old are you
Kyodi Tae: Read my info. It tells you.
Kyodi Tae: You're 22. That's good. That's about right.
bchelor: thats probably why
Kyodi Tae: Why? Am I ugly or something?
bchelor: just young
bchelor: what do you look like
Kyodi Tae: Um, ... I have a pic...
bchelor: ok
Kyodi Tae: http://www.angelfire.com/ca4/aimgirl/images/kyodi12.jpg
Kyodi Tae: There ya go.
bchelor: and you are only 12
Kyodi Tae: *nod*
bchelor: YOU are gonna be soooo hot when you are older
Kyodi Tae: Thanks. My teacher says I'm hot now.
bchelor: and you are
Kyodi Tae: Thank you. Do you have a pic?
bchelor: check my info
bchelor: hello
Kyodi Tae: You are a black man.
Kyodi Tae: That's sexy. I heard a rumor about black men. Is it true?
bchelor: yes is that a bad thing
Kyodi Tae: Not at all. I think black men are sexy.
bchelor: which one
Kyodi Tae: That their penises are bigger.
bchelor: mine is
bchelor:
Kyodi Tae: Wow... I like big penises.
Kyodi Tae: Asian men are typically smaller.
bchelor: what do you know about sex?
Kyodi Tae: Well, over the last year, I've learned a lot. What do you want to know?
bchelor: sure
Kyodi Tae: My teacher is really good at it, so I've learned a lot from him.
bchelor: really
Kyodi Tae: Yeah, he taught me a lot.
bchelor: why do you like it
Kyodi Tae: Why do I like sex? It's fun and it feels good, most of the time.
bchelor: oh ok
bchelor: y so quiet again
Kyodi Tae: You weren't talking and I answered your last question.
Kyodi Tae: Why'd you IM me anyway? You want sexy chat?
bchelor: you sounded lonely are you
Kyodi Tae: I broke up with my boyfriend two days ago, so I guess so.
bchelor: sorry
Kyodi Tae: It's ok. He didn't like sex, so I had to. I guess boys just aren't ready for sex like older men. That's why older men are better.
bchelor: what do you like to do?
Kyodi Tae: In sex or in general?
bchelor: both
Kyodi Tae: In general, I like to have sex, swim, and draw. In sex, I like blowjobs and rough sex.
bchelor: youd love me
Kyodi Tae: You like to draw, too?
bchelor: yep
Kyodi Tae: What do you draw?
bchelor: i can look at a picture and draw it
Kyodi Tae: Wow...that's good. Do you like to swim?
bchelor: not really
Kyodi Tae: The only other thing is sex. Do you like sex?
bchelor: love it
Kyodi Tae: Cool. Me, too.
bchelor: are you any good
Kyodi Tae: My teacher says so. So have my other boyfriends
Kyodi Tae: Are you? I heard American men are self-serving and lazy at sex. And they go to sleep immediately after sex. In Korea, it is dishonorable if both people do not have orgasms.
bchelor: they would say that to get some
bchelor: i am very good
Kyodi Tae: I like good men
Kyodi Tae: Good at sex, I mean.
bchelor: i can make you come at least 5 times every time
Kyodi Tae: Really? Wow. That's more than anyone else has. How?
bchelor: im just that good
Kyodi Tae: Are you going to tell me how or do I have to drag it out of you?
Kyodi Tae: Like a pack of Burmese snow tigers?
bchelor: you seem so much older that you say you are
Kyodi Tae: My teacher says I'm the smartest in the class. My daddy was a genius. He worked for the government.
bchelor: lets see i love to eat pussy
Kyodi Tae: I don't have many friends because I am too smart for them, mommy says.
Kyodi Tae: That's how I learned English so easily.
bchelor: really
bchelor: cool
Kyodi Tae: So...
bchelor: so what
Kyodi Tae: *shrug* You were quiet.
Kyodi Tae: Do you not love me?
Kyodi Tae: Am I boring for you?
bchelor: i told you
bchelor: no you arent
Kyodi Tae: Ok. That's good. I would hate to be boring for someone so good at sex.
bchelor: you are a sweetie
Kyodi Tae: Thank you. You seem sweet, too.
bchelor: thankyou
Kyodi Tae: Why did you IM me? Do you want sexy chat or what?
bchelor: hang on a sec
bchelor: is that what you want
Kyodi Tae: I like sexy chat. Only if you want to, though - I don't like to make people feel pressured.
bchelor: no im ok
Kyodi Tae: You don't want sexy chat?
bchelor: am i boring you
bchelor: sure
Kyodi Tae: Ok...what are you wearing?
bchelor: t shirt and silk shorts
Kyodi Tae: Sexy. I am wearing butterfly dragon pajamas.
bchelor: cute
bchelor: do they button up the front
Kyodi Tae: No, they pull on over my head.
bchelor: oh
Kyodi Tae: Is that ok? I can change.
bchelor: thats fine
Kyodi Tae: Good. I'm comfortable right now.
bchelor: what color are they
Kyodi Tae: Pink and white.
bchelor: cute
Kyodi Tae: Thanks. The dragons are blue.
bchelor: what else are you doing
Kyodi Tae: Sitting in my dark room on my computer chatting with you and squeezing my nipples
bchelor: Oooo are they hard
Kyodi Tae: Yes. Really hard.
bchelor: so a kiss on the neck would be bad huh
Kyodi Tae: Why would that be bad?
bchelor: im asking
Kyodi Tae: No, it's not bad.
bchelor: how about a nibble on your ear
Kyodi Tae: Not bad either.
Kyodi Tae: Actually, pretty good.
bchelor: a bach massage
bchelor: back
Kyodi Tae: Bach? I like Bach. He was a good classical composer. He listen to him in art class.
Kyodi Tae: Er, we listen to him, I mean.
Kyodi Tae: I like his Prelude & Fugue in D minor.
bchelor: no i meant a back massage
Kyodi Tae: Oh...ok, that's nice, too
Kyodi Tae: But Bach is really good.
bchelor: lol
Kyodi Tae: Ok...so you were rubbing my back...
Kyodi Tae: I swim a lot, so I have really tight muscles.
Kyodi Tae: And really tight legs and a nice ass.
bchelor: ok
Kyodi Tae: You'll have to rub really hard.
bchelor: oh really
bchelor: i think i can loosen you up
Kyodi Tae: Oooh...how are you going to do that?
bchelor: lots of hugs and kisses
Kyodi Tae: Hugs? I was hoping for something more sexual, like a massive, throbbing penis on my chin,
bchelor: if thats what you want
Kyodi Tae: You don't want a blowjob?
bchelor: but i was gonna make you wait
bchelor: go for it
Kyodi Tae: Either that or I'm going to smother my hairless pussy onto your face and make you eat me out until you had a bloody nose.
Kyodi Tae: Up to you.
bchelor: i really dont think you can handle me eating you out
bchelor: nah you cant
Kyodi Tae: Try me. I've had the best of Korea. You really think you're better?
Kyodi Tae: That's a bold statement from an American.
bchelor: a whole hell of a lot better
Kyodi Tae: Then let loose, you big stud. Send me plummeting into the throes of ecstasy.
bchelor: tell me... would you like my to lick and suck your nipples
Kyodi Tae: Yes, something, please! You haven't done barely anything to me!
bchelor: no?
Kyodi Tae: You'll have to take off my training bra first.
bchelor: just imagine me there you naked sucking your neck
bchelor: rubbing your nec
bchelor: neck
Kyodi Tae: My neck? Ok... are we going to have hot raging sex anytime soon?
bchelor: calm down
bchelor: down to your navel
Kyodi Tae: I'm gettin' antsy for a little action here... could you hurry up a little?
Kyodi Tae: Anything with my small, tight breasts?
bchelor: around it a few times
bchelor: ill be back
Kyodi Tae: You're leaving me now?! I'm sitting here completely naked, freezing my tight little swimmer's ass off, and you're leaving?!
Kyodi Tae: Just like a man. Can't perform. In Korea, you would be drug through town and mocked and spit on by all the 12yr old girls of the province.
Kyodi Tae: *sigh* Here I am, just jacking my yank, hoping my big hunk of black manlove will come back and please me.
bchelor: im back
Kyodi Tae: It's just the same doing it yourself.
Kyodi Tae: Oh, good - I'm getting all soft and mushy now. Could you get me all excited again? You may have to start over.
bchelor: tell you what
bchelor: how about i go down on you and eat your wet pussy
Kyodi Tae: Finally. I was wondering when I was going to get to have an orgasm
bchelor: licking your clit slowly and faster and faster then i ll
bchelor: stick my tongue in and tongue fuck you
bchelor: licking your clit
bchelor: you like that dont you
Kyodi Tae: Ooh...my clit is getting all full of blood and really hard. Bite it! Bite it right off!
bchelor: me licking it hard ang fast as i start to finger you
Kyodi Tae: Ok, pull it off! My clit is getting huge!
bchelor: oh im sucking your clit
Kyodi Tae: Suck it off, then! Suck me off, you sexy hunk of manlove!
bchelor: and humming on it
Kyodi Tae: My clit is getting bigger. It's pushing up on your nose.
Kyodi Tae: Mmm...a humjob...I heard these are huge for American guys.
bchelor: youll like it
Kyodi Tae: My clit is up to your forehead now.
Kyodi Tae: It's huge and full of sex.
bchelor: Oooh you are all wett
Kyodi Tae: Suck on it!
bchelor: now im licking it and shaking my head
bchelor: faster
bchelor: hummmmmmm
Kyodi Tae: Shaking your head? You don't like this?
Kyodi Tae: Is this bad for you?
Kyodi Tae: Does my pussy smell bad? I just showered like two days ago.
bchelor: no its great
Kyodi Tae: It should be fine.
bchelor: sliding up to lick and suck on your breasts and nipples
bchelor: mmmmmmmm
bchelor: good
bchelor: can i fuck you now
Kyodi Tae: So, my pussy does smell bad! Damn it. I get up off the bed, go grab some lavender perfume, and spray it all over my pussy. I wish we could afford more water so I could shower more than once a week. I come back to bed.
Kyodi Tae: I'm waiting on my back for you to insert your huge hunk of manlove into my pussy, or my ass, whichever you want.
bchelor: your pussy is fine
Kyodi Tae: Wait, I can't do this without music.
Kyodi Tae: I go over to my 300-watt stereo system imported from America and turn on some Barry White, also imported. I start dancing like a go-go girl.
Kyodi Tae: Of course, I'm naked, 12 and Korean, so I really don't look like a go-go girl, but that's ok.
bchelor: i insert just the head of my dickin your pussy and tease you a little
Kyodi Tae: You're such a tease.
bchelor: i slide in a little more and tease
Kyodi Tae: How about I tease you now? I trip you and throw you back on the bed and tie your hands and feet to the bedposts.
Kyodi Tae: Now you're completely tied up, and gagged with one of my dildos.
bchelor: then i thrust deep inside you
Kyodi Tae: I start riding the dildo in your mouth like a wild raging pony, screaming like a wild banshee, so loud the other manwhores in the other rooms start bitching at us. But it doesn't matter, cuz my hepussy is sopping wet and dripping on your face.
Kyodi Tae: I love this!
Kyodi Tae: Now, I've gotten up, dressed quickly, stolen your wallet, and left the room.
Kyodi Tae: Can't trust those damn Korean hookers.
Kyodi Tae: Damn bitches steal everything when you're passed out.
bchelor: oh so youd steal my wallet huh
Kyodi Tae: Dunno - I'd probably go through it first and make sure there's cash or a couple major credit cards.
bchelor: you were cute up until then
bchelor: *sob*
bchelor: i actually liked you
Kyodi Tae: Of course. We Korean hookers have to be in order to lure you crazy, horny American men into our dirty little shanties, fuck them blind, then rip them off.
bchelor:
bchelor: is that what you are
Kyodi Tae: You did? That's pretty sick. How old are you again? 22. You knew I was 12. There's something wrong with you. You needed to get fucked like this.
Kyodi Tae: Speaking of you getting fucked...me and the other manwhores come back in the room and start raping every orifice of your body.
Kyodi Tae: Man, you missed a lot.
bchelor: you assume im really 22
Kyodi Tae: And just for good measure, I smack my little asian cock across your face.
Kyodi Tae: And you assume I'm 12 and female.
Kyodi Tae: I don't really care how old you are. You're a sick, sick bastard that deserves to be mocked and made rampant fun of.
Kyodi Tae: Now, come on - how about that orgasm you were going to give me.
bchelor: im not sure you deserve it
Kyodi Tae: My clit is like 8 inches long and penis-shaped now. Suck on it! Of course, you have no choice, I'm smacking you with it and sticking it your mouth.
Kyodi Tae: Wierd - my clit is seeping a strange, semen-like substance from the end.
Kyodi Tae: And it blows all over your face. Now, I have to leave, but first, I double-check your pants for car keys, which are fortunately there. I turn out the light, leaving you screaming, "You little fucking whore!" after me, but I don't care, cuz I've got your money, credit cards, and your car.
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Kyodi Tae: Oh, well...
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