Kyodi Tae: How ya doin'?
junya2121: fine and you
Kyodi Tae: Sweet - why'd you IM me?
junya2121: talk i guess
junya2121: a/s/l
Kyodi Tae: 12/f/korea
Kyodi Tae: You?
junya2121: 21/m/U.S.
Kyodi Tae: Cool. I love older men.
junya2121: oh really
Kyodi Tae: Yeah, their thingies are bigger and they're better at sex.
junya2121: cool
junya2121: so how much sex have you had
Kyodi Tae: A lot.
Kyodi Tae: Since I was 11.
junya2121: are you naked right now
Kyodi Tae: No - strip me naked.
junya2121: no i watch, now take off your clothes
Kyodi Tae: That's boring. Strip me naked with your teeth while I whip you with a monofilament whip.
junya2121: ok
junya2121: is there anyone around?
Kyodi Tae: Nope...just you and me, and my teddy bear, if you want.
junya2121: ok
junya2121: touch your pussy
Kyodi Tae: You're touching it or I am?
Kyodi Tae: You have to be more clear.
junya2121: you touch it
Kyodi Tae: Oh, ok...I'm touching my pussy then...stroking it, up and down, until it gets huge and throbbing.
junya2121: r u really doing it?
Kyodi Tae: Well, lemme see - I said I was, so I probably am. What are you doing?
junya2121: i am stroking my cock
Kyodi Tae: Sweet - point it at the screen so I can see it
junya2121: ok
Kyodi Tae: Thanks...how big is your penis?
junya2121: 13 in
junya2121: u ever have one that big
Kyodi Tae: Bull-fucking-shit you are.
Kyodi Tae: How old are you again?
junya2121: 21
junya2121: i promise
Kyodi Tae: And you have a 13inch penis?
Kyodi Tae: (This is going to be great...)
junya2121: oh yea baby
Kyodi Tae: Ok, well, I'm standing in the next room and stroking your 13inch penis.
junya2121: oh yea baby stroke it
Kyodi Tae: I take it around the corner into the bathroom and brush my teeth with it.
junya2121: ooh yea suck it for me
Kyodi Tae: No, I'm brushing with it, not sucking it.
Kyodi Tae: That's different, I'm putting toothpaste on it and cleaning my molers with it.
junya2121: oooh ok baby
junya2121: let me fuck you with it
Kyodi Tae: Now, I'm using it as a backstratcher.
Kyodi Tae: Wait, my back is itchy.
Kyodi Tae: Ok, better...now, I'm using it as a towel rack. Man, it gets me hot when guys do nice things for me like this.
junya2121: oh yea baby
Kyodi Tae: Ok, ... well, what can I do now?
junya2121: let me fuck you
junya2121: hard
junya2121: in your ass first
Kyodi Tae: Oh, yeah! Go balls deep so I can feel your dick touching my stomach!
Kyodi Tae: Rip through as much intestine as you can, please.
junya2121: oh yea baby
junya2121: spread those cheeks
Kyodi Tae: Hurt me!
Kyodi Tae: Ow...my stomach hurts now...
junya2121: i will don't worry
Kyodi Tae: I felt like I was going to vomit before...now I really feel like it, but somehow, I restrain.
junya2121: oh yea baby i am tearing your ass apart
Kyodi Tae: Ok, so you're fucking my ass, right?
Kyodi Tae: Sweet...now, give me a reacharound.
junya2121: oh yea baby i am slapping your ass while i fuck it
Kyodi Tae: Awesome. Slap with a red-hot poker.
Kyodi Tae: No, wait - stick the poker up my ass, and slap my ass with your dick.
junya2121: ok baby
Kyodi Tae: No, wait, go get a squirrel.
junya2121: ok you go get a stick of butter
Kyodi Tae: Alright. Got it.
Kyodi Tae: Do you have the squirrel?
junya2121: yes
junya2121: stick the butter in your pussy
Kyodi Tae: Ok...stick the squirrel up your ass. I love when guys felch with small, woodland animals. It's such a turn-on.
junya2121: ok
Kyodi Tae: Sweet...ok, now shave the squirrel.
Kyodi Tae: I'm mixing the butter with some garlic and spreading it on French bread.
junya2121: ok
Kyodi Tae: What are you doing with the squirrel?
junya2121: it is up my ass
Kyodi Tae: Ok, well, it's probably dead from suffocation by no.
Kyodi Tae: ...w.
Kyodi Tae: So, pull it out and replace it with a fresh one. You did bring a replacement, right?
junya2121: no
Kyodi Tae: Oh, geez - how can I get you off if you don't have a squirrel in your ass? That's the most important one.
Kyodi Tae: Er, replace one with part.
Kyodi Tae: I'm bored. You suck at this.
Kyodi Tae: You have a dead squirrel up your ass, and you aren't aroused enough to let me fuck you up the ass.
junya2121: no i don't this sucks, bye
Kyodi Tae: I hate people like you. Get me all hot with woodland animals and garlic butter on French bread, and yet you don't have the balls to give me a fucking orgasm.
Kyodi Tae: Now, suck my cock!
Kyodi Tae: Come on, honey.
Kyodi Tae: You loved me enough to insert a squirrel into your ass, now take the squirrel out and put my 13inch cock in there instead. That will feel better.
Kyodi Tae: Oh, geez - quitter.
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