Kyodi Tae: Yeah, I am! Daddy got some crack today...I love crack.
Kyodi Tae: How'd you know?
davidsb03: really?
davidsb03: thats amazing
davidsb03: i do too
Kyodi Tae: Not so much.
Kyodi Tae: SWEET!
Kyodi Tae: Now, then, let's get to some crack-addict, junkie, withdrawaling sex.
davidsb03: but we just met
Kyodi Tae: Oh.
Kyodi Tae: Does that matter
davidsb03: does it?
davidsb03: u tell me
Kyodi Tae: Never has before.
davidsb03: ok
davidsb03: then sure
Kyodi Tae: Sweet! Now then, .. I take out my pot, light up a huge doobie, spark it, and inhale almost half of it.
Kyodi Tae: Then I pass it to you.
davidsb03: i finish it off
Kyodi Tae: Sweet..
Kyodi Tae: Ok, ... now, I take out a cap of ketamine, mix it into some vodka, and drink it.
Kyodi Tae: Then I make you a ketamine screwball.
davidsb03: now that we are totally out of the real world.......
Kyodi Tae: DRINK IT DOWN, DAMN YOU!
davidsb03: i chug it in one gulp
Kyodi Tae: Awesome.
Kyodi Tae: Ok, ... lemme check my stock on what else I have.
davidsb03: any vicadin???
Kyodi Tae: Isn't that the date rape drug? ARE YOU GOING TO RAPE ME?!
davidsb03: no
Kyodi Tae: Dammit!
davidsb03: vicadin isnot the date rape drug
davidsb03: but i think i have some of that......
Kyodi Tae: Yeah, I got some vicadin, or however you spell it.
Kyodi Tae: What is the date rape drug then?
davidsb03: i forget but its not that
Kyodi Tae: Well, shit - you sure you're not going to rape me?
davidsb03: u cant rape the willing now can you?
Kyodi Tae: Are you somehow assuming that I'm -willing- to sleep with you?
Kyodi Tae: Geez, you are sorely misguided.
davidsb03: well it sounded like you were leading that way.....
Kyodi Tae: You definitely have to get me good and looped before I'm going to fall over into bed with my legs spread for you.
davidsb03: lol
Kyodi Tae: WHAT'S SO DAMN FUNNY!?!
davidsb03: nothing
davidsb03: really
Kyodi Tae: Good. Now, then - I give you three vicadin pills.
davidsb03: that will knock me out in a little bit...
davidsb03: two usually does that
Kyodi Tae: Ok, ... that will afford me some time to rape your unconscious body.
davidsb03: oh
davidsb03: so you can rape me, but i cant rape you?
Kyodi Tae: Shut up.
davidsb03: ** goes unconcious**
Kyodi Tae: Sweet! I rape your ass bloody.
davidsb03: shit my g/f is gonna kill me if she finds out....
davidsb03: j/k
davidsb03: i dumped that bitch a long time ago
Kyodi Tae: BRING HER TOO! Have you no imagination or what?!
davidsb03: ok
davidsb03: but she isnt that type of girl
davidsb03: or is she
Kyodi Tae: So we'll rape the shit out of her.
davidsb03: she walks in the door
davidsb03: ok
Kyodi Tae: Sweet, I grab her and throw some chloroform over her mouth and nose.
davidsb03: but we tie her up and wait for her to regain conciousness
Kyodi Tae: Then I tear her clothes off, rendering them unwearable, toss her panties out the window, and fuck the hell out of her while you watch.
davidsb03: before we start
Kyodi Tae: Your turn.
davidsb03: how can you fuck her is your a woman?
Kyodi Tae: Um, ...
Kyodi Tae: You know...
Kyodi Tae: With my pussy.
davidsb03: that seems a little tricky
Kyodi Tae: Geez, do you not watch ANY porn?
davidsb03: not a lot but some
davidsb03: enough to know
Kyodi Tae: Well, are you going to fuck her or what?
davidsb03: i already did while your back was turned
davidsb03: want me to do it again?
Kyodi Tae: Well, I need you to do it so I can jerk off while you fuck her.
Kyodi Tae: And you're really quick.
davidsb03: ok
Kyodi Tae: Hurry up - I'm losing my erection.
davidsb03: your what?!
Kyodi Tae: My clit erection.
davidsb03: oh
davidsb03: ok
Kyodi Tae: You know, when a girl gets aroused her clit gets hard.
davidsb03: that was one i didnt know
Kyodi Tae: Well, you just learned something.
davidsb03: yes i did,
davidsb03: i take her by the hair and put whipped cream all over her body and we both lick it off of her
davidsb03: slowly
davidsb03: when I am done with her, i take the chloroform u used earlier and knock you out with it too
Kyodi Tae: Sweet! Now, rape me!
davidsb03: just wondering what is your ultimate fetish?
davidsb03: whips, spanking...
davidsb03: ?
Kyodi Tae: Um, ... eating pussy, licking nipples, getting blowjobs.
Kyodi Tae: Whips and spanking are good, though.
davidsb03: bondage?
Kyodi Tae: Not bad. Only if I can tie the bitch up.
Kyodi Tae: I hate being tied up, thoguh.
Kyodi Tae: ...though.
davidsb03: i put you in an extreem bondage position and fuck incredibly hard right up the pussy.
davidsb03: too bad
Kyodi Tae: Right up the what?
Kyodi Tae: Who's pussy? Your girlfriends?
davidsb03: yes
davidsb03: who do u think?
Kyodi Tae: Oh, sweet - I'm jerking off watching you fuck your girlfriend.
davidsb03: ok
davidsb03: why dont you stay busy and help me?
Kyodi Tae: Oh, man - I just came all over the wall. I wrote my name on the wall in come. Come see it!
davidsb03: wow
Kyodi Tae: Wow what?
davidsb03: thats a lot
davidsb03: of cum
Kyodi Tae: Thanks.
Kyodi Tae: Yeah, I'm spent now though. My balls are all shriveled.
davidsb03: oh
Kyodi Tae: Let's get back to your girlfriend.
davidsb03: ok
davidsb03: what do u want to do now?
Kyodi Tae: Um, ... I don't know. What did we leave out?
davidsb03: i dont know
davidsb03: we need a new person
Kyodi Tae: Ok...how about my seventh grade English teacher? She was hot.
Kyodi Tae: With great tits.
davidsb03: really?
Kyodi Tae: God, I love a good rack on a chick.,
davidsb03: a teacher?
davidsb03: ok
Kyodi Tae: Is that ok?
davidsb03: sounds pretty damn fun
Kyodi Tae: Sweet...Ok, she comes in, drops to her knees and starts blowing me like crazy.
davidsb03: lets give her a lesson in sexual education
Kyodi Tae: What are you doing?
davidsb03: i am sucking on her tits
Kyodi Tae: Ok, my lesson is: suck my dick. Who's first?
Kyodi Tae: You can be the visual aid.
davidsb03: ok
davidsb03: sounds good
Kyodi Tae: Ok, ... sweet. So she's sucking my dick then, and you're sucking her tits.
Kyodi Tae: Cool.
Kyodi Tae: Now, I've got my crotch against hers, rubbing like crazy.
Kyodi Tae: What're you doing?
davidsb03: lets both see if we can fit both our dicks in her mouth
Kyodi Tae: Wait a second - analyze what you just said.
davidsb03: sorry
davidsb03: wrong
davidsb03: tired
davidsb03: sorry
Kyodi Tae: Unless you've got some fetish you want realized.
davidsb03: NO
davidsb03: lets just leave it at that
Kyodi Tae: Damn. Alright.
davidsb03: just wondering, do you have a pic?
davidsb03: so i can see what you look like?
Kyodi Tae: Yeah. Didn't it send you my buddy icon?
davidsb03: no
Kyodi Tae: http://www.angelfire.com/ca4/aimgirl/images/kyodi12.jpg
Kyodi Tae: There's my picture.
davidsb03: ok
davidsb03: damn u fine
Kyodi Tae: Yeah, I nkow.
Kyodi Tae: ...know.
Kyodi Tae: What about you? Where's your pic?
davidsb03: for some reson I cant get a direct link
Kyodi Tae: Sure ya can't. You just don't want me to see you. I SHOWED YOU ME!
davidsb03: i am trying to hook the dig camera in
davidsb03: no really
davidsb03: i have it right here
Kyodi Tae: K.
Kyodi Tae: Is it on the InterNet?
Kyodi Tae: Like on a website?
davidsb03: never used it before
davidsb03: no
davidsb03: email
Kyodi Tae: I don't have my own email account.
davidsb03: why cant your software take it?
davidsb03: the direct link
davidsb03: that is
Kyodi Tae: Um, what?
davidsb03: I have a direct camera link
Kyodi Tae: Put it on a website and give me the link.
Kyodi Tae: I don't.
davidsb03: oh
davidsb03: thats y
davidsb03: FUCK this damn computer
davidsb03: AGHHHHHHH!
Kyodi Tae: Oooh...now there's my fetish.
davidsb03: a mad man?
Kyodi Tae: I grab your floppy drive and replace it with my hard drive.
davidsb03: oo
davidsb03: now your talking
Kyodi Tae: Then I throw your monitor on the floor, shattering the screen and fucking the front of it.
davidsb03: yeah
davidsb03: i can really picture that
davidsb03: it is good
Kyodi Tae: Sweet. Your monitor is full of come now.
davidsb03: HA HA HA. SCREW the damn computer.
davidsb03: wait too late
Kyodi Tae: That's the idea.
Kyodi Tae: Ok, now I'm taking apart your CPU and masturbating with your video card, stroking it along my cock.
davidsb03: r u like obsessed with porn?
Kyodi Tae: Sure.
Kyodi Tae: Aren't you?
davidsb03: r u familliar with the cache program?
davidsb03: my parents installed that damn thing
Kyodi Tae: Ooh, MAN, I love it when you talk dirty,
davidsb03: lol
Kyodi Tae: Talk to me about SCSI.
davidsb03: no
Kyodi Tae: That gets me SO hot.
davidsb03: really?
davidsb03: last time that was a turn off to them
Kyodi Tae: Oh, yeah - you wanted to know about my fetishes...here it is! Now, lemme fuck your mouse.
davidsb03: ok
davidsb03: my "mouse" or my mouse?
Kyodi Tae: Sweet - now, stick the mouse up your ass.
Kyodi Tae: Whichever you want.
davidsb03: no thanks
davidsb03: i dont like it shoved up my ass
Kyodi Tae: Oh, come on - I have to have something to block me when I'm up there.
Kyodi Tae: That way, I don't rip all the way through your colon.
davidsb03: oww
davidsb03: that would hurt
Kyodi Tae: Yeah, pretty painful, getting fucked up the ass with a cock this big.
davidsb03: but the mouse would do that
Kyodi Tae: True enough.
Kyodi Tae: Did you read my profile?
davidsb03: no
davidsb03: y
davidsb03: ?
Kyodi Tae: Dunno - that's how most guys find me.
davidsb03: oh
davidsb03: i didnt
davidsb03: i just randomly selected u
Kyodi Tae: Well, you might want to read it.
davidsb03: ok
Kyodi Tae: I read yours, Mr. I-don't-cyber-orange-belt-Kuk-Sul.
davidsb03: whats so wrong with it?
Kyodi Tae: Nothin'.
Kyodi Tae: Just making sure you really knew who I was.
Kyodi Tae: Cuz I don't think you do.
davidsb03: oh
davidsb03: i was lying about the cyber thing
Kyodi Tae: So I gathered.
davidsb03: y?
Kyodi Tae: How old are you?
davidsb03: 14. y?
Kyodi Tae: Curious.
Kyodi Tae: Ok, well - what now?
davidsb03: oh
davidsb03: i haev only done this about 3 times. so..
Kyodi Tae: I think I'm done sticking my dick into every input of your computer. Now I want to fuck you.
davidsb03: sounds good to me
davidsb03: but what abou tmy g/f
davidsb03: ?
Kyodi Tae: Ok, bend over the bed.
Kyodi Tae: She's still unconscious, and so's my teacher.
davidsb03: you'll have to make me
Kyodi Tae: Ok, I smack you hard across the face, breaking teeth and rattling your eyeballs in their sockets, then I throw you over the bed and insert my massive cock into your ass, pumping you so hard your nose bleeds.
Kyodi Tae: Then I rip off your left arm, and fuck the open wound.
Kyodi Tae: I'm coming into your chest cavity, filling your visceral pleura with my semen.
davidsb03: i am unconcious from shock adn loss of blood
davidsb03: my dick is still hard though
Kyodi Tae: Ok, now I'm sticking my COCK, once again, that's C-O-C-K into your mouth and making you suck it.
Kyodi Tae: Is that alright?
davidsb03: your what?!
Kyodi Tae: Are you illiterate?
davidsb03: are you a transvestite?
Kyodi Tae: Geez, ... are you going to suck it or what?
Kyodi Tae: Not quite.
davidsb03: what do you mean by that?
Kyodi Tae: Mean by what?
davidsb03: not quite
Kyodi Tae: Oh, I'm not quite a transvestite.
davidsb03: r u a she male?
Kyodi Tae: Um, no.
Kyodi Tae: Well, yeah.
davidsb03: ok
Kyodi Tae: I'm so embarrassed.
Kyodi Tae: So suck my cock now?
davidsb03: welll
davidsb03: i haev already seen it so hell why not
Kyodi Tae: If we get in just the right position, you can your dick in my pussy and my cock up your ass.
Kyodi Tae: Funny -> disturbig.
Kyodi Tae: DAMN IT!
Kyodi Tae: Funny -> disturbing.
davidsb03: huh?
Kyodi Tae: Sudden transitions in plot lines turn me on, though.
davidsb03: oh
Kyodi Tae: Go ahead - you haven't done anything for a while.
davidsb03: well i have just found out i have been cybering with a she male for the last half hour and I am in a little bit of shock
Kyodi Tae: And you have no problems with this?
davidsb03: define problems
Kyodi Tae: Um, you have no wierd feelings about having sex with someone with a dick?
Kyodi Tae: Say, like me?
davidsb03: yes
davidsb03: but you have tits too
davidsb03: i dont know what to think
Kyodi Tae: Well, sorta. But only cuz I'm out of shape.
davidsb03: oh
davidsb03: but you have a pusssy?
Kyodi Tae: A what?
Kyodi Tae: DON'T YOU CALL ME THAT!
davidsb03: i am not calling you anything
Kyodi Tae: Oh, then what are you saying?
Kyodi Tae: What are you asking?
Kyodi Tae: HELLO?!
davidsb03: you said a while ago you had a pussy
davidsb03: when you were talking about fucking my g/f
Kyodi Tae: Are you sure?
davidsb03: YES
Kyodi Tae: I don't think I did.
davidsb03: I AM SURE!
Kyodi Tae: Right, I had your girlfriend's pussy - all over my dick.
Kyodi Tae: More than once, I might add.
Kyodi Tae: Damn it, I might have.
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Kyodi Tae: Geez, you deny having a pussy and all of a sudden they flip out and go crazy. And he was going to have sex with a hermaphrodite, too.
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