Kyodi Tae: Not much. I broke up with my boyfriend.
Kyodi Tae: What's new in your life?
FrogsAndSnails: so does that make you sad or happy ??
Kyodi Tae: Happy. He was bad for me.
FrogsAndSnails: why bad???
Kyodi Tae: He didn't like sex.
FrogsAndSnails: & you do right ??
Kyodi Tae: Um, of course. Why else would I break up with someone who didn't?
FrogsAndSnails: yea yea ok, still not sure i vcan believe there is a real man who doesn't like sex
Kyodi Tae: He wasn't a man. Only a boy.
FrogsAndSnails: even when it is bad it can be good
FrogsAndSnails: yea well perhaps you can't expect sex from a boy ??
Kyodi Tae: Nope. How old are you?
FrogsAndSnails: 28 is that ver old ??
FrogsAndSnails: very old
Kyodi Tae: *shrug* Up to you. I don't mind. I've had sex with men older than you.
FrogsAndSnails: and how old are you ??
Kyodi Tae: See that button at the bottom of the screen - called 'info'? Push it and read what's there. Tells you a lot about me.
FrogsAndSnails: oooh ok ...... wow, is not 12 a little young to be so into sex ???
Kyodi Tae: Not really. I've been having sex since I was 11.
FrogsAndSnails: could you get in a lot of trouble from parents or police if u got caught ??
Kyodi Tae: Not really. Mommy doesn't care, daddy's not around anymore, and in Korea, they don't care.
FrogsAndSnails: wow, in the USA that would be a big deal and in the UK which is where I am from -- London
FrogsAndSnails: how come you write such good english ??
Kyodi Tae: Not in Korea. Doesn't matter. If you want to have sex, have sex. Doesn't matter much
Kyodi Tae: English is my second language. I learned alot from the American soldiers and the English that's taught in school. Mommy says I'm naturally gifted at languages.
FrogsAndSnails: well sounds like fun.. sex sex sex ! though it is better if it is good sex !
Kyodi Tae: My teacher says I'm good at sex. I fuck like a wild Burmese tiger, he says.
Kyodi Tae: Do you have a pic?
FrogsAndSnails: now are you really gonna tell me you had sex with your teacher ????
Kyodi Tae: Well, he started it really. Told me to stay after art class, took me in his office, and showed me his penis.
FrogsAndSnails: and how does he know did he fuck a tiger
??Kyodi Tae: I don't know. I didn't ask.
FrogsAndSnails: don't you think he was bad to do that ??
Kyodi Tae: I couldn't, with his penis in my mouth.
Kyodi Tae: No. Why?
Kyodi Tae: He said he loved me. That's OK, right?
FrogsAndSnails: yea yea yea, i'm sure that even if you are 12 you don't believe that nonsense ??
Kyodi Tae: Well, not really, but he was making love with me, so that made him love me, so it's ok.
FrogsAndSnails: you must know that most guys will say anything to have sex
Kyodi Tae: Well, true, but I liked it, so it's ok.
FrogsAndSnails: i don't have picture on net yet, am building a web page so will scan one in soon, have u got a pic or a webpage ??
Kyodi Tae: Yes. Hold on: http://www.angelfire.com/ca4/aimgirl/images/kyodi12.jpg
FrogsAndSnails: woo, you are a pretty young lady
Kyodi Tae: Thanks. Too bad you don't have a pic. I bet you are sexy.
FrogsAndSnails: well like to think so but hey ...
Kyodi Tae: Tell me about you.
FrogsAndSnails: anyway everyone has a different idea of what is special to them
Kyodi Tae: Tell me yours.
FrogsAndSnails: well I am a professional guy, I have my own house near London, work in computer industry..
Kyodi Tae: So you have money? Good.
FrogsAndSnails: i am single at the moment my last girlfriend was irish, lots of good sex but we broke up anyway
FrogsAndSnails: aha money... that makes people even more sexy right ??
Kyodi Tae: Only when they can buy cool toys for me.
FrogsAndSnails: what kinda cool toys do you like ??
Kyodi Tae: Um, ... I don't the English word for them... in Korean, you say kaseke.
FrogsAndSnails: well describe them ..
Kyodi Tae: Um, long, like a penis, and you put them in your pussy, or your ass, or your mouth. Just don't go from your ass to your mouth - that's nasty.
FrogsAndSnails: euugh you sure are right, well i guess it's not the kind of thing you gonna learn in english class !!!
Kyodi Tae: What is it called in English?
FrogsAndSnails: if they have a motor they are called vibrators
Kyodi Tae: No motors...
FrogsAndSnails: if not they are called dildos
Kyodi Tae: Dildos then. I had a dildos.
FrogsAndSnails: though i don't think ,many 12 year old girls would own one
Kyodi Tae: Well, I stole my mommy's new one, but she got another one, so it's ok, I think
FrogsAndSnails: dildo is singular dildos plural (little english lesson
Kyodi Tae: Oh, so I have a dildo. She has many dildos?
Kyodi Tae: Is that right?
FrogsAndSnails: yep & she must have a big smile on her face !!
Kyodi Tae: Hehe...I can only take two at a time. I'm still a little tight.
FrogsAndSnails: well I should hope so at your age, maybe you should save all that sexual energy for when you meet a special man in the future
Kyodi Tae: Why? I want to be really good at it for when I meet him, so I can fuck his brains out and he'll never leave me, like daddy left mommy.
FrogsAndSnails: yea but come on sex is only part of a relationship, is that really why they split up ??
Kyodi Tae: I don't know. I think daddy didn't love me anymore, but mommy said he didn't love her anymore. I don't know - just love me!
FrogsAndSnails: well you seem like a very lovely & beautiful girl, and your english is perfect, you deserve a lot of love
Kyodi Tae: Thank you. But who will give me that love?
FrogsAndSnails: well you have to ask yourself who you want to give you that love
Kyodi Tae: Doesn't matter. Do you want to give me love?
FrogsAndSnails: sure, i wish you much love xxx
Kyodi Tae: XXX? Isn't that porno? Do you want to have sex with me?
FrogsAndSnails: when you write in english x means kiss
Kyodi Tae: Oh. I thought XXX meant porno.
FrogsAndSnails: but you are right XXX is also an american classification of a porno film
Kyodi Tae: Oh...so you do want sexy chat?
FrogsAndSnails: well what do you like to sexy chat about ???
Kyodi Tae: Doesn't matter. Sex, usually.
FrogsAndSnails: well what is your most exciting fantasy ??
Kyodi Tae: Men with really big penises.
FrogsAndSnails: ha ha ... well it is also important what you do with your penis ..
Kyodi Tae: What do you do with your penis?
FrogsAndSnails: well i find it quite exciting when i tease a girl with it until she is desperate for me to slide it deep inside her
Kyodi Tae: How deep can you get?
Kyodi Tae: Tell me all about it!
FrogsAndSnails: very deep so that the girl feels a very hot tight grip around it and i drive her crazy at the same time playing with her breasts
Kyodi Tae: Are you still there? I'm getting all soft if you're not going to play with me.
Kyodi Tae: Oh...
Kyodi Tae: Ok.
Kyodi Tae: Like in inches, I mean.
FrogsAndSnails: about 8
Kyodi Tae: Wow...bigger than most Asian men.
FrogsAndSnails: woo all this sex talk makes me feel horny
Kyodi Tae: Are you horny now?
FrogsAndSnails: yep
Kyodi Tae: Is your penis hard?
FrogsAndSnails: standing very tall
Kyodi Tae: Like a soldier?
FrogsAndSnails: like a tall strong soldier
Kyodi Tae: In a sexy green camouflage uniform?
FrogsAndSnails: ha ha ha
FrogsAndSnails: but with a very hard helmet
Kyodi Tae: Ooh...
FrogsAndSnails: what are you doing right now anyway ??
Kyodi Tae: Sitting in my dark room on my computer chatting with you and squeezing my nipples.
FrogsAndSnails: wow and does your pussy feel hot & wet when you thibk of a throbbing cock inside it ??
Kyodi Tae: My pussy: you're soaking in it.
FrogsAndSnails: wow, I'd love to be playing with your nipples and push my finger on your asshole
Kyodi Tae: Ew! There's poo in there! But, I'm open-minded, so I'll do that.
FrogsAndSnails: yea well i dont wanna get dirty but some gentle pressure can drive a girl crazy
Kyodi Tae: Really? Ooh...get dirty. I love dirty sex.
FrogsAndSnails: but what i like very much is to gently lick a girls hot & wet pussy
Kyodi Tae: Lick away, Romeo - my legs are spread like ... I don't know like what, but they are.
FrogsAndSnails: well spread your pussy lips with 2 fingers and arch your back so i can probe deep inside with my tongue
Kyodi Tae: So you're completely bypassing my clitoris? I hate that. Like I don't have needs. I want an orgasm and it isn't going to happen if you're not going to lick my clit!
Kyodi Tae: Now give me an orgasm!
FrogsAndSnails: hey come on I'm gonna give your clit special attention with the fine tip of my tongue until you start to shudder with hunger for my cock
Kyodi Tae: Oh, geez - just like a man. Make me wait. What most men don't realize is that we just want it hot and fast.
FrogsAndSnails: yea well just when i now you want it the bulging head of my cock is gonna push apart your wet pussy lips and i start pumping away like a rocket
Kyodi Tae: Rocket sex?! Cool! I've never had rocket sex. Will we blast off into space?
Kyodi Tae: I've always wanted to be an astronaut, riding my very own cock to the moon!
FrogsAndSnails: only if you scream hard enough
Kyodi Tae: Astronauts are so sexy. You know they can pee right inside their own suits?
Kyodi Tae: That turns me on. Will you pee on me? That gets me so hard for sex.
FrogsAndSnails: haha ride baby ride just try to catch your breath at the same time
FrogsAndSnails: is peeing sexy >???
Kyodi Tae: Oh, yeah - pee all over me, please!
Kyodi Tae: Pee on my clit! That is so sexy.
FrogsAndSnails: ok feel my warm pee waterfall splattering down...
Kyodi Tae: I'm bathing in it...peeing all over myself and you. Pee in my hair! Did you pee in my hair!
Kyodi Tae: It feels like rain on a warm summer's day!
FrogsAndSnails: splashing off your forehead and your hair is wet and warm as i run my hands through it
Kyodi Tae: Pee in my mouth!
Kyodi Tae: Wait, no. I'm going to pee in yours!
Kyodi Tae: Ooh...I got a little in your eyes.. Can you still see me?
FrogsAndSnails: ok but i like your pussy right on my chin
Kyodi Tae: Now, I'm writing my name in pee on your chest.
FrogsAndSnails: wow you have a lot of pee
Kyodi Tae: Thanks. I have a big bladder.
FrogsAndSnails: why not lick my cock to make it ready for a final rocket attack ??
Kyodi Tae: Oh, come on - another rocket attack? Why not like jackhammer me or something?
Kyodi Tae: Be more original.
FrogsAndSnails: hey this is rocket mark 2 it is bigger and the engines are twice as powerful and fast !!!
FrogsAndSnails: ain't nothing in the universe seen this power
Kyodi Tae: So, you're going to be done twice as fast? I hate that when men come too early. Always leaving me unsatiated.
Kyodi Tae: Ooh, Mr. Universe.
Kyodi Tae: So, you're the most powerful, fastest thing in the universe?
Kyodi Tae: ...at sex? That's not something to be proud of, or so I hear.
FrogsAndSnails: well think of a wild horse ... thats my cock inside you
Kyodi Tae: Ouch...I can barely fathom giving birth to a human child, much less a big wild horse that's like nine times bigger than me.
FrogsAndSnails: with your legs up on my shoulders
FrogsAndSnails: neeigh neeeeeeigh !!!
Kyodi Tae: Childbirth doesn't scare me, though - I've masturbated with cantoloupes before, so nothing is too big.
FrogsAndSnails: yea but not inside you ??
Kyodi Tae: Not all the way...couldn't do that. Too big.
FrogsAndSnails: oh god im feeling so hot can i cum all over your ass, nipples or neck & face ??
Kyodi Tae: No, come on your keyboard. I think that's way sexier.
FrogsAndSnails: the thundering volcano is ready to erupt..
Kyodi Tae: Watch where you point that thing!
FrogsAndSnails: wow a world record eruption !!
Kyodi Tae: And all over the wall. Your aim is terrible.
FrogsAndSnails: HEY WHADDAY WANT A COCK SNIPER ??
FrogsAndSnails: anyway i gotta do the traditional thing & go to sleep now !!
FrogsAndSnails: how bout you ???
Kyodi Tae: Ooh, a cock sniper...can I be a cock sniper? I aim my cock right at your face and blow a huge load at your nose.
FrogsAndSnails: ha ha ha you are very crazy
Kyodi Tae: There's semen dripping all over your face. You look like a freakin' idiot, frankly, not to mention the fact that you're cybering with a 12yr old Korean girl.
Kyodi Tae: Why am I crazy?
FrogsAndSnails: well yep but anybody could be anybody on the net so maybe i'm the Queen of England ???
Kyodi Tae: Sweet! I was having cybersex with the Queen of England! I love old ass!
Kyodi Tae: Nothing like fucking the elderly...I love hearing their bones crack when I fuck them.
Kyodi Tae: ...with my huge cock.
FrogsAndSnails: ok add to crazy ....scary
FrogsAndSnails: wow you have all sorts of anatomy !!
Kyodi Tae: Of course, you were such an inattentive lover that you missed my penis. Could you suck on it a little bit? I'm feeling neglected.
Kyodi Tae: I'm sort of a hermaphrodite.
Kyodi Tae: I could fuck myself if it wasn't too much trouble.
FrogsAndSnails: hey well there's a surprise your picture didn't show that huh ??
Kyodi Tae: Yeah...my huge cock. It actually hides well under my kimono.
Kyodi Tae: I can't believe you didn't feel it when you were rocket-fucking me.
FrogsAndSnails: ain't that a japanese thing ??
Kyodi Tae: We import them.
FrogsAndSnails: sure
Kyodi Tae: Of course, the tags say Made in Hong Kong.
Kyodi Tae: Dunno why
FrogsAndSnails: maybe cos they're made in HK !
Kyodi Tae: So, ... now that you've got a well-endowed hermaphrodite on your hands, what are you going to do with me now? I need love, just like anyone else.
Kyodi Tae: Could you pee on me again? That was really kinda nice.
Kyodi Tae: You're so sweet to be dirty with me.
FrogsAndSnails: well I'd need to see a better pic to push my imagination further
FrogsAndSnails: you like that pee stuff huh ??
Kyodi Tae: Ok, I've had enough. I throw you down on the bed and fuck you up the ass with my huge, throbbing man-love.
Kyodi Tae: Implanting my love child in your colon.
FrogsAndSnails: ooooh
FrogsAndSnails: they sure do teach the wrong stuff at school ha ha ha ha
Kyodi Tae: Oh, I didn't learn this in school, bucko
Kyodi Tae: I learned this at Suzy Wong's House of Whoring.
FrogsAndSnails: no shit you been there too ???
Kyodi Tae: Are you just trying to be funny now that you realize you've been completely had and will be dragged through my province and beaten senseless or raped by all the 12yr olds in my town or what is your problem?
Kyodi Tae: I don't understand why you continue.
FrogsAndSnails: ooh you don't like funny ???
Kyodi Tae: It's getting funnier, but really - have some decency and block me or sign off.
Kyodi Tae: Do you really have no self-respect? Well, I guess this whole log answers that question: you're how old and cybering with 12 yr olds?
FrogsAndSnails: if you want to go I'll go (telling you my secret first) hey but don't you'se guys like the old huge tongue in cheek humour #????
FrogsAndSnails: hey why you're the 37th 12 yr old i've had today
Kyodi Tae: Ooh...you have a secret, too? How could I not have anticipated this!
Kyodi Tae: Every pedophile on the InterNet always has a "secret" when they get caught.
FrogsAndSnails: doh no shit you're now Zurg King of the Zurgons the great all knowing one >>>
Kyodi Tae: That was my "secret", you bastard! How could you have known?!
Kyodi Tae: Holy shit - you're like 14, aren't you?
Kyodi Tae: Eh, doesn't matter - you're still a pedophile.
FrogsAndSnails: oh not shit, will hey diddledy dee lock me up & throw away the key
Kyodi Tae: Ned Flanders, the pedophile.
FrogsAndSnails: hey that rhymes !!!
Kyodi Tae: Diddly dee.
Kyodi Tae: You're a fucking idiot and you didn't even know it.
FrogsAndSnails: hold on let me look in the mirror yep it says it straight across my forehead !!! gee
Kyodi Tae: Oh, my God...this is getting pathetic. I need to cut this log off right here so as not to embarrass myself.
FrogsAndSnails: any idea what this makes you?? look in the mirror
FrogsAndSnails: ok byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Kyodi Tae: That's the lamest thing I've ever heard in my life.
Kyodi Tae: Finally..
Kyodi Tae: Pedophiles rock.
FrogsAndSnails: keep on laughing ... seee ya !!!
Kyodi Tae: Not only are they pale, lonely virgins, they're complete idiots as to thinking up adequate alibis when they get caught in the act.
Kyodi Tae: I will. And so will millions.
Kyodi Tae: Millions of people who will soon be IM'ing for "sexy chat". I love this job.
FrogsAndSnails: you get paid for being a loser ??
Kyodi Tae: The IM heard 'round the world!
Kyodi Tae: Is was either this or be a pedophile. Turns out I have some self-respect left.
Kyodi Tae: Rather, it was either this...
FrogsAndSnails: ok cool you win <-- does that help this nonsense chat come to a conclusion ???
Kyodi Tae: 14yr old pedophiles. Think of it as me doing you a favor: now you'll never be a pedophile again. And you won't get caught and you won't go to pedophile jail where everyone gets anally raped all day long with 14" dildos.
Kyodi Tae: You have a block option, or you can always sign off.
Kyodi Tae: Until then, I will be preparing you for the incessant mocking you will soon endure from millions of InterNet users.
FrogsAndSnails: ho ho ho don't be daft you might just be getting me excited all over again
Kyodi Tae: Daft? Wow - I thought that word wasn't taught until the eighth grade.
FrogsAndSnails: hey it's still hip in the UK buddy boy
Kyodi Tae: How could I get you excited so soon after you blew your entire wad on your keyboard? American men don't have the turnaround time.
Kyodi Tae: Or British men. I heard British men are even smaller than Asian men. Something about not having any balls either.
FrogsAndSnails: no shit I have enough trouble typing without sticky keys
Kyodi Tae: I can't believe your pathetic attempt at bonding with me or whatever you're doing. Just stop - you're making a scene.
Kyodi Tae: You're supposed to jiz away from the keyboard.
Kyodi Tae: Not on it.
Kyodi Tae: Just sign off or block me so I can get a cool message, declare victory, and go about my life.
FrogsAndSnails: hey like you said we could always block or sign off ha ha ha
FrogsAndSnails: hey I already offered you victory??
Kyodi Tae: Right - so do it now.
Kyodi Tae: Right, but I can't truly declare victory until I get the "Not available" message.
FrogsAndSnails: ooh so im not allowed to have fun ???
FrogsAndSnails: nah i'm free for bullshit 24/7
Kyodi Tae: You already did, for the entire log! You had your fun with a 12yr old, prepubescent Korean girl, who probably had a good life ahead of her until you violated her like a piece of meat and riddled her with emotional holes for the rest of her life.
Kyodi Tae: Damn.
Kyodi Tae: So I can't declare true victory.
FrogsAndSnails: do you do anyone else, Bill Clinton ??
Kyodi Tae: Well, I'll settle for a moral victory. You do know what morals are, right?
FrogsAndSnails: hey I loved that girl man
Kyodi Tae: Oh, no, wait - you're a pedophile.
FrogsAndSnails: oh yea sorry I forgot
Kyodi Tae: You did? She doesn't even exist. This is simply a tool to show pedophiles they're pathetic individuals and to give the rest of the world a good laugh.
FrogsAndSnails: yea but don't you blame the mommy and the teacher ???
Kyodi Tae: There are no mommy or a teacher.
That's the beauty of it.Kyodi Tae: Unless you missed it in your fucking cluelessness.
FrogsAndSnails: no ... say it's not true my whole world of illusion is shattering around me ...
Kyodi Tae: You're pathetic.
FrogsAndSnails: as much as you ??
Kyodi Tae: Shouldn't you be skitting along to molest more 12yr olds?
FrogsAndSnails: anyway do I win a prize for playing along ?? I want the goldfish
Kyodi Tae: If pathetic is saving the rest of the 12yr olds of the world from a disgusting, urinating pedophile like yourself, sure.
Kyodi Tae: Ok, you get the goldfish.
FrogsAndSnails: cool well I'm happy shouldn't we go and get on with our lives now ??
Kyodi Tae: I was hoping you'd say that.
Kyodi Tae: See ya, pedo.
FrogsAndSnails: ok byeeee..... (i'm sure you'd like the last word so until the next time weird person)
Kyodi Tae: Finally...
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