whydoyoucare01: hi
Kyodi Tae: S'up?
whydoyoucare01: nuthing
whydoyoucare01: a/s/l?
Kyodi Tae: 12/f/Korea - you
Kyodi Tae: /?
Kyodi Tae: HELLO?!
whydoyoucare01: 14/m/ohio
Kyodi Tae: Why'd you IM me?
Kyodi Tae: And what's with your name?
whydoyoucare01: why do you care?
whydoyoucare01: lol
Kyodi Tae: I don't. I'm asking why you made that your name.
whydoyoucare01: this is a slow puter
whydoyoucare01: thats why i made this sn
whydoyoucare01: why do you care about my sn
Kyodi Tae: Ok, you don't make sense. Just answer my fucking question.
whydoyoucare01: what question
whydoyoucare01: ?
Kyodi Tae: JESUS! How do you even have the intelligence to run your autonomous nervous system!?! Let me cut and paste.
Kyodi Tae: And what's with your name?
whydoyoucare01: its the first thing that came to mind when i was making a screen name
Kyodi Tae: I see.
whydoyoucare01: you like to have sexy chat?
Kyodi Tae: Generally, but with people who take less than twenty minutes to type and send their responses.
whydoyoucare01: i closed out of the web browser so it will run faster
whydoyoucare01: what do you look like?
Kyodi Tae: Um, ...
whydoyoucare01: ?
Kyodi Tae: http://www.angelfire.com/ca4/aimgirl/images/kyodi12.jpg
whydoyoucare01: if i open up a web page it will take me 20 minutes to say anything
whydoyoucare01: can you just say please?
Kyodi Tae: Please.
whydoyoucare01: im sorry but i can't
Kyodi Tae: Right. You asked me to say please. I did. Are you happy?
whydoyoucare01: what the....
whydoyoucare01: shit
Kyodi Tae: Shit what?
whydoyoucare01: i meant can you just SAY WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE, please
Kyodi Tae: Oh.
whydoyoucare01: lol
whydoyoucare01: sorry
whydoyoucare01: my fault
whydoyoucare01: i left out a few words
Kyodi Tae: Well, I basically look like your average 12yr old Korean girl waiting for your throbbing cock.
whydoyoucare01: LOL
Kyodi Tae: What the hell is so damn funny?!
whydoyoucare01: n/m
Kyodi Tae: New Mexico?
whydoyoucare01: it measn never mind
Kyodi Tae: Ah.
whydoyoucare01: so does sexy talk mean talk about sex or cyber sex?
Kyodi Tae: Usually cybersex.
whydoyoucare01: cool
whydoyoucare01: i like anything with the letters s,e, and x
Kyodi Tae: So, sucking enormous ... xylophones?
whydoyoucare01: not really
whydoyoucare01: i like when it is 1, 3 letter word
Kyodi Tae: You're back to not making sense.
whydoyoucare01: lol
whydoyoucare01: it is my normal state
whydoyoucare01: sometimes i go over to the sense making side
whydoyoucare01: its no fun though
whydoyoucare01: go i go back to gibberish
whydoyoucare01: lol
whydoyoucare01: lol
whydoyoucare01: okay
whydoyoucare01: im sorry
Kyodi Tae: Sorry for what?
whydoyoucare01: for making no sense
whydoyoucare01: okay
whydoyoucare01: now....
whydoyoucare01: what do you want to do?
Kyodi Tae: Well, I could hit you over the head with a mirror and have sex with your unconscious, bleeding head, but I doubt you'd be into that.
whydoyoucare01: i like to be awake when im fucking someone
Kyodi Tae: I like the people I'm fucking to be unconscious, at least.
whydoyoucare01: oh
whydoyoucare01: hmmm
Kyodi Tae: Dead, preferably.
Kyodi Tae: That way they don't sue me when they wake up.
whydoyoucare01: why would i sue you?
Kyodi Tae: Um, ....
whydoyoucare01: unless its rape
Kyodi Tae: Misrepresentation, maybe. Foreign corrupt practices, maybe.
whydoyoucare01: oh well
whydoyoucare01: i wouldn't sue you
Kyodi Tae: Sweet.
whydoyoucare01: why tank you
Kyodi Tae: You want to tank me? I've never heard that expression before, but I'm open-minded.
whydoyoucare01: baby talk for thank you
Kyodi Tae: Oh. I thought you were one of those sexy American Army soldiers.
whydoyoucare01: or instead of thank yo it could be spank you
Kyodi Tae: Ooh, spank me.
whydoyoucare01: you are right about the sexy part
whydoyoucare01: not the soldier part
whydoyoucare01: lol
Kyodi Tae: If you're not a soldier, how can I be sure you know how to properly handle that gun?
whydoyoucare01: spank you spank you spank you spank you spank you spank you spank you spank you spank you spank you spank you spank you spank you spank you spank you spank you spank you spank you spank you spank you spank you spank you spank you spank you spank you
whydoyoucare01: ph i know how to handle a gun
whydoyoucare01: shit
whydoyoucare01: i can't type
whydoyoucare01: i cunt type
whydoyoucare01: cunt
whydoyoucare01: lol
Kyodi Tae: No fucking shit. Geez, you're stupid.
whydoyoucare01: uhm
whydoyoucare01: actually no im not
whydoyoucare01: im just a little hyper right now
whydoyoucare01: so.
Kyodi Tae: Ok, well, then - are you going to cybersex me like a wild rhinocerous in heat or what?
whydoyoucare01: if i was a rhino in heat i would smash you in 2 seconds
whydoyoucare01: that would be no fun for eather of us
whydoyoucare01: cuz yo would be dead and i don't like girls that are flat
whydoyoucare01: lol
Kyodi Tae: I've had sex with a rhino before, and believe me, there's nothing you can do to match that orgasm I had with that raging, testosterone-filled animal.
whydoyoucare01: LOL!
whydoyoucare01: and i don't like doing everything
Kyodi Tae: What are you saying
Kyodi Tae: Are you not going to eat my pussy?
whydoyoucare01: oh i will
Kyodi Tae: Will you fuck me up the ass?
whydoyoucare01: but i want you to do stuff to
whydoyoucare01: oh ya
Kyodi Tae: Can I fuck you up the ass?
whydoyoucare01: uhm
Kyodi Tae: What?
whydoyoucare01: that might be hard to do since you don't have a dick
Kyodi Tae: Oh, yeah - true enough.
whydoyoucare01: lol
whydoyoucare01: so..
whydoyoucare01: leats get it on
Kyodi Tae: Can I eat your pussy?
whydoyoucare01: i don't have a pussy
whydoyoucare01: sorry
Kyodi Tae: Dammit!
Kyodi Tae: Oh, well.
whydoyoucare01: i have a ick
whydoyoucare01: dick
Kyodi Tae: I had an ick once...
whydoyoucare01: LOL!
whydoyoucare01: so you wanna start
Kyodi Tae: But then I got a 'd', so I'm all better now.
Kyodi Tae: Doesn't matter.
whydoyoucare01: you start then
Kyodi Tae: Like it matters. Um, ... I take off my clothes and stand like a naked 12yr old in the doorway, lathering myself up with extra virgin olive oil.
whydoyoucare01: what size (.)(.)?
Kyodi Tae: Eyes? Well, I don't know - they're almond-shaped, brown, ... I have nice eyelashes if that helps.
whydoyoucare01: uhm
whydoyoucare01: breasts
whydoyoucare01: (.)(.) are breasts
Kyodi Tae: Oh.
Kyodi Tae: Breasts. I have an 'A' cup, by American standards.
whydoyoucare01: oh
whydoyoucare01: okay
whydoyoucare01: that okay for a 12 year old
Kyodi Tae: Thanks for approving.
whydoyoucare01: that big enough to stick my dick inbeteewn?
whydoyoucare01: inbetween
Kyodi Tae: Depends how big your dick is.
whydoyoucare01: 4 or 5 inches long
Kyodi Tae: Wow - you stud.
whydoyoucare01: how many inches do they come out?
Kyodi Tae: What?
whydoyoucare01: n/m
whydoyoucare01: so...
whydoyoucare01: lets go
Kyodi Tae: Ok, so I take your 4 or 5 inch penis and compare it to mine.
whydoyoucare01: uhm
Kyodi Tae: What?!
Kyodi Tae: Geez.
Kyodi Tae: I started, just like you wanted.
whydoyoucare01: i don't thinkyou have a dick
Kyodi Tae: DAMN IT! Then what the hell is this thing?
whydoyoucare01: what thing?
whydoyoucare01: oh
whydoyoucare01: maybe a big clitorus
Kyodi Tae: A huge clitoris. It's bigger than your penis.
whydoyoucare01: LOL
whydoyoucare01: so you wanna start cybering?
Kyodi Tae: I thought we did.
Kyodi Tae: I took out your penis.
whydoyoucare01: okay
whydoyoucare01: *takes of my shirt
whydoyoucare01: *lays on bed
whydoyoucare01: *looks at you
Kyodi Tae: What's with the damn asteriks?
whydoyoucare01: showing an action instead of just chating
whydoyoucare01:
Kyodi Tae: I see. Instead you should narrate it, like "I take off my shirt, exposing my rippling, pulsating muscles, and lie down on the bed next to your hot, naked body, rubbing my huge masculine cock all over the smooth skin of your thighs.
whydoyoucare01: you gonna do anything?
Kyodi Tae: "
Kyodi Tae: I just did. Now what?
whydoyoucare01: okay
whydoyoucare01: how often do you do this?
Kyodi Tae: More than I want to admit.
whydoyoucare01: tell me...
whydoyoucare01: i do it a lot
Kyodi Tae: Like every night, at least three or four a night.
whydoyoucare01: whoa
whydoyoucare01: so you sure should be experienced
Kyodi Tae: Should be, yeah.
whydoyoucare01: so....
whydoyoucare01: do something
Kyodi Tae: Um, ... I lay on the bed next to you, waiting for you to do something to my 12yr old nubile, young Korean body.
whydoyoucare01: leans over you
whydoyoucare01: takes off your shirt
Kyodi Tae: Are you going to fuck me anytime soon, or is it going to be this lame emoting bullshit all night?
Kyodi Tae: Cuz I'm getting all soft.
whydoyoucare01: huh?
Kyodi Tae: I have no idea how to make that statement any clearer than I have previously stated.
whydoyoucare01: so you just want me to fuck you for 2 minutes and thats it?
Kyodi Tae: Well, I just want you to get to it, rather than laying down and leaning over me all night.
whydoyoucare01: okay
Kyodi Tae: Eat my pussy or suck my dick or something.
whydoyoucare01: i reach down your pants
whydoyoucare01: i start rubing you
Kyodi Tae: And fish out my huge clit.
whydoyoucare01: i rub your clit
whydoyoucare01: takes off my pants
whydoyoucare01: now i take off your pants
Kyodi Tae: My clit unrolls down my knees.
whydoyoucare01: i guess
whydoyoucare01: pull off your panties
whydoyoucare01: both of us laying here naked
Kyodi Tae: I take my extra long clit in my hands and slap your face with it.
whydoyoucare01: be serious
Kyodi Tae: It gets really hard and banana-shaped.
Kyodi Tae: I am! This is how I have sex!
whydoyoucare01: its not possible to be that big
Kyodi Tae: Now, I stick it in your mouth and make you suck on itl
whydoyoucare01: only like 2 inches at the most
Kyodi Tae: You've never seen it.
whydoyoucare01: or 1
whydoyoucare01: im being serious
Kyodi Tae: Oh, come on - give me some credit. My cup is like an 2XL.
whydoyoucare01: what?
Kyodi Tae: How old are you?
whydoyoucare01: 14
Kyodi Tae: Do you play football?
whydoyoucare01: no
Kyodi Tae: Then you wouldn't understand. Let's get back to this.
whydoyoucare01: okay
whydoyoucare01: i put my head inbetween your legs
Kyodi Tae: So you've deep throated my clit? It should be in your stomach by now.
whydoyoucare01: i lick your pussy and clit with niche big strokes
Kyodi Tae: Now I am coming all in your stomach.
whydoyoucare01: i didn't know women could cum
Kyodi Tae: Um, of course. You're only 14. You have a lot to learn.
whydoyoucare01: lo
whydoyoucare01: l
whydoyoucare01: how do you cum
whydoyoucare01: ?
Kyodi Tae: Out of the end of my clit.
whydoyoucare01: hmmm
Kyodi Tae: It's a thick, cloudy fluid that shoots out of the end of my clit.
whydoyoucare01: oh
whydoyoucare01: okay
whydoyoucare01: i continue licking you
Kyodi Tae: K, I'm smashing your face deeper into my crotch from the immense orgasm I'm unleashing in your stomach.
whydoyoucare01: mmm
whydoyoucare01: tasty
Kyodi Tae: But the hydrochloric acid in your stomach is starting to hurt so I pull my clit out of your throat.
whydoyoucare01: lol
whydoyoucare01: but it tasted SO GOOD!
Kyodi Tae: My clit got all soft. Stroke it and make it hard again.
whydoyoucare01: put the palm of my hand over your pussy and start rubbing hard
whydoyoucare01: that better
whydoyoucare01: ?
Kyodi Tae: Ok, now I'm bending you over the bed and ramming my huge clit up your ass, pumping in and out like a madman, screaming obscenities like I've got Tourette's Syndrome and talking to myself about monkeys and quantum mechanics.
Kyodi Tae: Tons better.
whydoyoucare01: ohhhh
whydoyoucare01: i moan loudly
Kyodi Tae: K, now what are you going to do to me?
whydoyoucare01: hmmm
whydoyoucare01: i stick my dick inbetween your breasts and start moving it in and out
Kyodi Tae: My what?
whydoyoucare01: breast
whydoyoucare01: s
Kyodi Tae: Oh.
whydoyoucare01: the tip of my dick hits your chin
Kyodi Tae: Ok, I push my small, inadequate-for-this-method breasts together to form something for you.
Kyodi Tae: Down in front!
whydoyoucare01: lol
whydoyoucare01: lets prettend they are big enough
whydoyoucare01: like DD
whydoyoucare01: j/k
Kyodi Tae: AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU!
Kyodi Tae: ?
whydoyoucare01: im just kidding
Kyodi Tae: Better be.
whydoyoucare01: i lay down beside you
whydoyoucare01: your turn
Kyodi Tae: I spin the wheel - Lose a Turn. Dammit!
whydoyoucare01: what the....
Kyodi Tae: What?
Kyodi Tae: I lost my turn. Your turn.
Kyodi Tae: Since we're playing turn-based sex.
whydoyoucare01: how bout"there is no wheel"
Kyodi Tae: So you're not going to throw knives at me tied to a big wheel spinning slowly around, turning my naked body upside down and right again over and over and ... hang on, gotta go orgasm
whydoyoucare01: how bout i throw my dick at you on a spinning wheel
Kyodi Tae: Ok, cut off your dick and throw it at me.
whydoyoucare01: hmmmm
whydoyoucare01: maybe i should have prased that differently
Kyodi Tae: I wouldn't have praised that at all. It wasn't really an effective statement.
whydoyoucare01: i know
whydoyoucare01: okay
whydoyoucare01: now you wanna do some stuff to me?
Kyodi Tae: I was going to let you fuck me now.
Kyodi Tae: I'm done fucking your face. Now fuck me!
whydoyoucare01: okay
whydoyoucare01: i lean back over you
whydoyoucare01: stick my huge dick in your pussy
whydoyoucare01: i move it in and out over and over for 10 minutes
Kyodi Tae: In my what?
whydoyoucare01: pussy
Kyodi Tae: Hrm...
Kyodi Tae: Whatever you wanna call it.
whydoyoucare01: what do you call it
whydoyoucare01: ?
Kyodi Tae: My asshole.
whydoyoucare01: uhm
Kyodi Tae: Hello?
whydoyoucare01: thats your ass
Kyodi Tae: Right. That's where you've got your dick right now.
whydoyoucare01: im tlaking about the hole in the front
Kyodi Tae: Well, I have a perineum. Are you talking about that?
whydoyoucare01: perineum?
Kyodi Tae: Yeah, ya know, that expanse of skin between your scrotum and your asshole? That's a perineum.
whydoyoucare01: women don't have a srotum
Kyodi Tae: Are you sure? I've got a bag skin beneath my huge clit that holds my ovaries.
Kyodi Tae: Isn't that a scrotum?
whydoyoucare01: they are supposed to be IN you
whydoyoucare01: i gtg
Kyodi Tae: Damn it! Then what are theses?!
Kyodi Tae: Er, that's testes.
whydoyoucare01: ill be back in bout 10-15 minutes
Kyodi Tae: Not theses.
whydoyoucare01: bye
Kyodi Tae: Oh, come on - just let me fuck you up to the ass again.
Kyodi Tae: Alright.
Kyodi Tae: Damn.