Kyodi Tae: LOL
whydoyoucare01: what?
Kyodi Tae: You're back. Didn't think you would be.
whydoyoucare01: whys that?
Kyodi Tae: Dunno - anyway.
whydoyoucare01: anyway....?
Kyodi Tae: Why'd you IM me?
whydoyoucare01: why not?
Kyodi Tae: *shrug*
whydoyoucare01: lol
whydoyoucare01: so...
whydoyoucare01: what kinda mood you in now?
Kyodi Tae: Still naked, still in the mood for a forceful man.
whydoyoucare01: mmmmmm
Kyodi Tae: Is that like your people's mating call?
whydoyoucare01: thinking
whydoyoucare01: you know you are not always veery nice
Kyodi Tae: Nope. That's the point. Men like women who abuse them, like dominatrices and such.
whydoyoucare01: i don't
whydoyoucare01: i like people that are nice and such
Kyodi Tae: Oh, so you want me to roll over and let you push me around and let you walk all over me?
whydoyoucare01: no
Kyodi Tae: I DON'T THINK SO, BUB!
whydoyoucare01: i want an equal
whydoyoucare01: no one is dominative
Kyodi Tae: Then you'd be looking through a microscope.
whydoyoucare01: say what?
Kyodi Tae: I dunno. So, I'm your equal now.
whydoyoucare01: i guess
Kyodi Tae: Ok, so I'm your equal, sitting here all naked and horny. Now what?
whydoyoucare01: you decide this time
Kyodi Tae: Ok, I want to tie you to a statue of Josef Stalin, whip with barbed wire, and scream obscenities at you in Siberian Russian.
Kyodi Tae: Then I'll fuck you.
whydoyoucare01: i guess
Kyodi Tae: You've read my profile, right?
whydoyoucare01: yes...
Kyodi Tae: K.
whydoyoucare01: why.....?
Kyodi Tae: Making sure.
whydoyoucare01: k
whydoyoucare01: You are a 12 yr old girl from Korea. You like to have sex or sexy chat with older men because they are better at sex.
Kyodi Tae: Right.
whydoyoucare01: cool
Kyodi Tae: Ok, so, now that I've thoroughly whipped your back and ass with my barbed wire, torn chunks of your flesh away, and cursed at you, I throw you down on the concrete in the Warsaw Pact concentration camp courtyard and take off my Red Army jacket, revealing my naked, nubile body beneath.
whydoyoucare01: uhm
whydoyoucare01: i like it when the other person actually SEEMS sane
Kyodi Tae: As the cold winter air rushes in, I gasp for breath and my nipples react, standing at attention like a division of the Spetznaz when the Kommandant comes around.
Kyodi Tae: I'm setting the mood, idiot. Now shut up, lie on the concrete slab, and await your further punishment, doltiyevsky.
whydoyoucare01: okay
Kyodi Tae: Now then, I take out my AK-47K and shoot both your kneecaps out. You scream in pain, which just entices me more, so I shoot out your elbow joints, too. By now, I'm so hot and bothered, I'm dripping my essence on the cold, icy concrete.
whydoyoucare01: uh huh
Kyodi Tae: I put one hand under my Red Army coat and roughly stroke one of my breasts...
Kyodi Tae: ...causing the nipple to regain its erect status and turn purple in the cold and under my fingers' attack.
Kyodi Tae: I take the heavy leather gloves off my hands and start beating you about the face and neck with them, leaving huge red welts on your cold, naked body, lying there helpless in the courtyard.
Kyodi Tae: I drop to my knees above your cowering, crying form and stick the barrel of my assault rifle into your ass, which oddly enough, causes you to get an erection, which I lower my young, hairless pussy onto.
Kyodi Tae: (So were you going to join in here, or do I have to do all the punishing?)
whydoyoucare01: yes you do
Kyodi Tae: (Damn. Ok...)
whydoyoucare01: and please keep it sane
Kyodi Tae: This is sane! Completely sane, I tell you! SANE!
whydoyoucare01: uh huuuuuuuh
Kyodi Tae: How sane are you for sticking around?
whydoyoucare01: not very
Kyodi Tae: Right.
whydoyoucare01: just please....
Kyodi Tae: Now, I command my elite platoon to remove all your fingernails and toenails with a pair of needle-nosed pliers and throw you outside the gates of the compound for the wolves to devour.
Kyodi Tae: Oh, man - I just had the best orgasm of my life.
Kyodi Tae: You should see all the cum over here. OMG.
Kyodi Tae: (Now is when you should say something like, "I'm lying naked in the cold, Russian snow outside your compound, shivering and fearing the wolves I can hear, creeping ever-closer. I find a place in the wall where I can scale the wall, find my way over, and sneak into your quarters. ...)
whydoyoucare01: ya
whydoyoucare01: I am a 12 yr old girl from Korea. I like to have sex or sexy chat with older men because they are better at sex.
whydoyoucare01: "I'm lying naked in the cold, Russian snow outside your compound, shivering and fearing the wolves I can hear, creeping ever-closer. I find a place in the wall where I can scale the wall, find my way over, and sneak into your quarters. ...)
Kyodi Tae: ( "I hide under your bed for when you are off-duty. I hear your footsteps, hear the door close behind you, and hear you take all your clothes off. I jump out from underneath the bed, throw you on your cold, hard Russian-made cot and tie you to the huge bolts holding it to the concrete.
whydoyoucare01: hmmm
Kyodi Tae: I hope to God I don't have to spoon-feed you everything. How can I masturbate to what you're telling me if I have to keep typing your actions!?
whydoyoucare01: much better
whydoyoucare01: maybe you should do actions
Kyodi Tae: Why? This is a two-way street, ya know! You need to do the actions that you're doing to me.
whydoyoucare01: last time i did everything
Kyodi Tae: Last time you ditched me like five minutes after we started!
whydoyoucare01: IM SORRY!@
Kyodi Tae: So, do something already so I can stop typing and stroke myself to a frenzied orgasm!
Kyodi Tae: I'm getting all soft here. Could you say something so I can get hard again?
whydoyoucare01: okay
whydoyoucare01: i bite your nipples very very hard
whydoyoucare01: untill the skin breaks
whydoyoucare01: and your breasest are bleeding
Kyodi Tae: Awesome. That's what I like!
whydoyoucare01: lean down and chew your pussy
Kyodi Tae: Chew it, baby! CHEW ON IT HARD!
whydoyoucare01: bites hard
whydoyoucare01: good enough?
Kyodi Tae: Yeah. Keep going.
whydoyoucare01: lean over and bite your ass VERY hard
Kyodi Tae: Take a chunk out and roast it over a spit-fire!
whydoyoucare01: no thanks
Kyodi Tae: Damn. Ok, keep chewing on my pussy or something.
whydoyoucare01: chiew pussy more
Kyodi Tae: Talk about the Warsaw Pact and the Red Army and Russian assault rifles and stuff. That gets me so hot.
whydoyoucare01: takes an assault rifle and shove the but end up your pussy and stist it aropund
Kyodi Tae: Oh, yeah, baby! Kalashnikov all the way!
whydoyoucare01: after you get 20 mind blowing orgasms i quit
Kyodi Tae: You quit?
whydoyoucare01: yep
whydoyoucare01: im done doing stuff
whydoyoucare01: you do stuff to me now
Kyodi Tae: Damn you! I scream for my Spetznaz, who come running into the room, see me tied to my own cot by the prisoner I had tossed into the snowy wilderness, and slam you up against the concrete wall, pressing your face against the iron bars over my window.
whydoyoucare01: uh huuuuh
Kyodi Tae: One of them butt-strokes you with his AK-47 in the calf, breaking your tibia and fibula with one swift shot. Another cuts your ear off with his combat knife and the third elite of my special forces carves one of your ribs out of your chest and sticks it up your ass.
whydoyoucare01: how bout not
Kyodi Tae: I call them to stand at attention, halting their assault on your poor, naked body, at which point, I draw my Glock 34 and put a bullet directly through your scrotum, causing both your testicles to explode and leak onto the concrete floor.
whydoyoucare01: please do stuff like a half way normal person
whydoyoucare01: please
Kyodi Tae: My breasts are still bleeding, so I wipe my hand, gathering up some blood and wipe it in an X on your forehead. With one sure motion of my arm, I bring up my pistol again and put a nine-millimeter bullet into your cerebellum.
Kyodi Tae: I order my Spetznaz to clean up this mess, and retire to my cot once more.
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