Kyodi Tae: Wassup, my nigga?
SwEeTkRuMpY13420: nmjc
Kyodi Tae: Never mind, Jesus Christ?
Kyodi Tae: Is that what that stands for?
SwEeTkRuMpY13420: just read ur profile
SwEeTkRuMpY13420: nuttin much just chilin
Kyodi Tae: Right. So, you want to have hot anal cybersex with me then?
SwEeTkRuMpY13420: yup
SwEeTkRuMpY13420: sounds good
Kyodi Tae: Fuckin' sweet.
Kyodi Tae: Lead on, Cassanova.
SwEeTkRuMpY13420: i rip off ur clothes and lick ur tit
Kyodi Tae: Wait - how old are you?
SwEeTkRuMpY13420: 15
Kyodi Tae: Do you have a pic?
SwEeTkRuMpY13420: maybe do u
Kyodi Tae: Yes.
SwEeTkRuMpY13420: nude??
Kyodi Tae: Nope, sorry - Mommy wouldn't let me use the digital camera for that.
Kyodi Tae: http://www.angelfire.com/ca4/aimgirl/images/kyodi12.jpg
Kyodi Tae: That's my pic.
SwEeTkRuMpY13420: ok
Kyodi Tae: Where's your pic?
SwEeTkRuMpY13420: i just have a shot of my dick is that ok
Kyodi Tae: Is it on the InterNet?
SwEeTkRuMpY13420: i can send it to u
Kyodi Tae: Argh - no. I need it on a website with a URL.
SwEeTkRuMpY13420: i cant do that
Kyodi Tae: Dammit! I wanted to see that, too.
Kyodi Tae: Oh, well...I'll live. Describe it to me instead.
SwEeTkRuMpY13420: long
SwEeTkRuMpY13420: hairy
SwEeTkRuMpY13420: large
SwEeTkRuMpY13420: 8"
Kyodi Tae: Ok, you're describing every guy's dick, at least on the InterNet.
Kyodi Tae: Oh. Eight inches.
Kyodi Tae: Ok, not bad. Not for a 15yr old, anyway.
SwEeTkRuMpY13420: that is mine
SwEeTkRuMpY13420: it likes to be sucked
Kyodi Tae: Does it really? How do you know? Does it talk?
SwEeTkRuMpY13420: no it sends me messages
Kyodi Tae: Like Instant Messages>
Kyodi Tae: ?
SwEeTkRuMpY13420: to my brain
Kyodi Tae: Oh.
Kyodi Tae: So, your dick can't use the computer?
SwEeTkRuMpY13420: i could if i wanted it to
Kyodi Tae: That's too bad. You almost fulfilled my greatest fantasy.
SwEeTkRuMpY13420: o darn
Kyodi Tae: Nothing gets me hotter than a guy typing sexy chat to me while his dick is installing a secondary SCSI drive.
SwEeTkRuMpY13420: ha
Kyodi Tae: Now, then - are you going to put that dick in my scuzzy drive?
SwEeTkRuMpY13420: if that is where u want it
Kyodi Tae: I don't know. Did your dick tell you that it likes to fuck pussy or does it only like to be sucked?
SwEeTkRuMpY13420: both
Kyodi Tae: Oh, ok - I'd hate to upset your long, hairy, large, 8" dick.
Kyodi Tae: Ok, so violate me already.
SwEeTkRuMpY13420: ok
SwEeTkRuMpY13420: as i am lickin ur tit i take off ur panties and start to finger u hard
Kyodi Tae: Can you stick your whole fist in? Without at least a fist, I'm never going to feel it.
SwEeTkRuMpY13420: ok it is in
Kyodi Tae: Sweet...now, stick your other fist up my ass.
SwEeTkRuMpY13420: that aint my style how bout i stick my dick in ur mouth
Kyodi Tae: If it ain't your style, it ain't my style to suck your dick.
Kyodi Tae: And ain't ain't a word.
SwEeTkRuMpY13420: ok sorry my fist is in ur ass
Kyodi Tae: Ha-HA! I've got both your hands now! NOW what are you going to do, Penisman?!
SwEeTkRuMpY13420: continue suckin ur tits
Kyodi Tae: You are quite the contortionist.
SwEeTkRuMpY13420: so do u do nething during this
Kyodi Tae: I'm clamping onto your wrists with my pussy and asshole muscles! You call that nothing!? You try it, pal!
Kyodi Tae: Here, lemme stick something up your ass and see if you can hold onto it.
SwEeTkRuMpY13420: ok can i get out of this position now
Kyodi Tae: You got yourself in it. You get yourself out.
Kyodi Tae: I'll let you go if I can stick something up your ass.
SwEeTkRuMpY13420: like wut?
Kyodi Tae: My sexual organ.
SwEeTkRuMpY13420: ur pussy
Kyodi Tae: Call whatever you feel more comfortable with, sure.
Kyodi Tae: Is that ok?
SwEeTkRuMpY13420: ok go ahead
Kyodi Tae: Sweet. Ok, bend over the bed real quick.
Kyodi Tae: You said you're 15, right?
SwEeTkRuMpY13420: yup
SwEeTkRuMpY13420: ok
Kyodi Tae: Ok, ... now then, you're bent over the bed with your face buried in a pillow.
SwEeTkRuMpY13420: yup
Kyodi Tae: You hear someone praying in Latin quietly. You look back over your shoulder and see me standing there, crossing myself, but I've transformed. Surprise! I'm a Catholic priest! Put on this altar boy's uniform. That gets me so hot.
Kyodi Tae: Do you think we're sinning in the eyes of God if we ask forgiveness first?
SwEeTkRuMpY13420: ok this aint fun ne more
SwEeTkRuMpY13420: i g2g
Kyodi Tae: Lord, please forgive us for our homosexual pedophiliac acts before we commit them so that we may commit free from guilt and conscience.
Kyodi Tae: Come on, stay. I'll give you a private course on the virgin Mary.
Kyodi Tae: Please?
Kyodi Tae: Hello?
SwEeTkRuMpY13420: hold on
Kyodi Tae: For what?
SwEeTkRuMpY13420: no ig2g ne way bye
Kyodi Tae: Damn. Almost had another convert.
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