NIGEMCK: I'm 18 but ur 12
Kyodi Tae: Big time. The older, the better.
Kyodi Tae: That's ok, isn't it?
Kyodi Tae: Hello?
NIGEMCK: Well do u know much sexy stuff
Kyodi Tae: Probably more than you.
Kyodi Tae: No offense, of course, but I'll bet I've gotten more dick in my life than you dream about in one week.
NIGEMCK: Oh shock me
NIGEMCK: Well considering i'm male I would hope so
Kyodi Tae: Shock you? Ok, I take out my cattle prod and proceed to zap your bare bottom.
NIGEMCK: So what ur favourite position
Kyodi Tae: Evans KingSide Gambit facing Keresnikov's Black Queen defense.
Kyodi Tae: Turns me on. A lot.
NIGEMCK: Oh so u got big tits
Kyodi Tae: Not really, but they're enough.
NIGEMCK: I'm thinking about licking the tip of ur nipple right noe
NIGEMCK: now
NIGEMCK: like it
Kyodi Tae: Do you have big tits?
Kyodi Tae: Yeah, I totally love it.
Kyodi Tae: Mmmm.
NIGEMCK: Well what if I was to start penetrating ur Insides with my dick
NIGEMCK: Then stick it so far down ur throat u would beg for mercy
Kyodi Tae: Wait - your dick is in my pussy, now it's in my throat? You've got a really fast dick, or a really long one.
Kyodi Tae: Which is it, stud?
NIGEMCK: U choose
Kyodi Tae: Um, .. if I could choose, ... gosh... I just don't know.
NIGEMCK: I bet u like it long and hard
Kyodi Tae: How much do you wanna bet on it?
Kyodi Tae: Or would you prefer a Gentlemen's Agreement?
NIGEMCK: I like the sounds of that
NIGEMCK: Lets fuck over it
Kyodi Tae: The Gentlemen's Agreement?
Kyodi Tae: Ok, I'll be a gentlemen for this. Ok, ... I want your dick in your ass. Can you handle that? That will get me SO hot.
NIGEMCK: Well If u prefer
NIGEMCK: U are not on my buddy list by the way
Kyodi Tae: Yeah, stick your dick up your ass, and I'll do the same.
Kyodi Tae: WHY THE FUCK NOT?!
Kyodi Tae: Is this a one-night stand?
NIGEMCK: What do u want
Kyodi Tae: I want a long, meaningful relationship with a nice man who can make me laugh to walk on silvery beachs in the moonlight with.
Kyodi Tae: Did you stick your dick up your ass yet?
NIGEMCK: Well what about the sex
NIGEMCK: Yeah nearly out my throat
NIGEMCK: What about u
Kyodi Tae: The sex we could have on the beach.
Kyodi Tae: Mine's coming out my throat, too. Does yours hurt?
NIGEMCK: Well Did it hurt when I was Licking ur pussy
NIGEMCK: I am gentle
Kyodi Tae: Not really. Can't hurt what's not there.
Kyodi Tae: I'm gentle, too.
NIGEMCK: Well I guess I won't be putting out for u because I had steamy loving in mind tonight
Kyodi Tae: WHY NOT?!
Kyodi Tae: I need you to put out for me.
Kyodi Tae: I just need a forceful man to take charge. Now fuck me like you've never fucked before.
NIGEMCK: Well Lets get it on
NIGEMCK: I hope I'm on ur buddy lidt my long term partner
Kyodi Tae: Let's get ready to rumble, bitch, cuz you're in my world now.
Kyodi Tae: Um, yeah, sure.
NIGEMCK: So start the proceedings
NIGEMCK: I have just taken off ur little bra
Kyodi Tae: The proceedings? Ooh, courtroom sex. Ok, well, I'll be the prosecutor and you can be the defense attorney, K?
Kyodi Tae: I'm suing you for foreign corrupt practices.
NIGEMCK: k
NIGEMCK: I like ur thinking
NIGEMCK: Well I plead not guilty
Kyodi Tae: Now, ... I say that you've acted immorally in your dealings with immigrant girls, offering to pay them for their 'services' when you actually simply killed them and tossed their bodies in the river.
Kyodi Tae: How do you respond?
Kyodi Tae: In fact, Mr. NIGEMCK, you've not only raped and killed them, you've taken their pictures and sold them to known pedophiles on the InterNet. How do you respond to this?
NIGEMCK: Well those girls where aliens
NIGEMCK: So i was saving the planet
Kyodi Tae: (I start taking off my lawyer's business suit)
NIGEMCK: Well I have a stiff one
Kyodi Tae: So your defense is that you were saving the world from an alien invasion by seducing, raping, killing, and exploiting little girl's whose autopsies clearly show that they were indeed human?
NIGEMCK: Can I change the plea??
Kyodi Tae: (I've taken my blouse off)
Kyodi Tae: Sure.
NIGEMCK: I want to plead guilty by horny
Kyodi Tae: Change your plea, just like your testimony, which just makes you more guilty.
Kyodi Tae: And far less believable.
Kyodi Tae: AUGH! A defense no feminist prosecutor can defeat! The
NIGEMCK: I was horny
Kyodi Tae: "man controlled by penis" defense! Arg! I've lost!
Kyodi Tae: (I start putting my clothes back on)
NIGEMCK: But ur honour I want to know my sentence
Kyodi Tae: Your sentence is: to be caged in the Sodomite section of the nearest maximum security prison to be raped by crazed men hornier than you for your pedophiliac exploitation of little girls.
Kyodi Tae: These girls were only 12yrs old, Mr. NIGEMCK. How could you?!
NIGEMCK: They were Aliens
Kyodi Tae: *sigh*
NIGEMCK: So ur honour can I take u for dinner(mu method of seducing the prosecution)
Kyodi Tae: No. I'm the judge, jury, and executioner. Therefore, I further sentence you to death by means of anal violation and auto-erotic asphyxiation.
Kyodi Tae: (I jump over the bench, take off my robes, running at you completely naked and bend you over your defense table. My huge cock rips straight through your cheap slacks and straight up your ass.) Oh, this is so worth going back to prison! Prison is going to be great! Oh, God! Yes, send me to prison! I need gang-rape!
Kyodi Tae: You still there?
NIGEMCK: Well put that thing away
Kyodi Tae: Oh, you're still alive. You need more anal violation. I jam my cock even further up your ass, ripping into your stomach and causing massive internal hemorrhaging and bleeding.
NIGEMCK: I want pussy and titty's not cock ur honour
Kyodi Tae: Now I'm strangling you from behind, causing you to make gurgling sounds and turn blue.
Kyodi Tae: Look, pal - you fucked up. Now you're paying the consequences. You don't decide what you get; I do. And I say you get to take my cock into your colon until I'm done.
Kyodi Tae: You were an admitted pedophile! How can I let that crime go unpunished?
NIGEMCK: Well Lets have sweet gentle slow sex to decide my fait
NIGEMCK: I have started to take ur clothes off
Kyodi Tae: "Oh, they were aliens, Your Honor!" Who in the hell will believe that? This case is a media mockery as it is, and I won't ruin my good name by clearing your name of charges based on the fact that you are insane because you can control your own penis.
Kyodi Tae: How are you taking off your clothes? My cock is still up your ass, but as per your request, I've slowed it down and am being much more gentle.
Kyodi Tae: Rather, taking off my clothes.
Kyodi Tae: Are you still there?
Kyodi Tae: Damn - I was just about to pronounce another sentence.
NIGEMCK: ?
Kyodi Tae: Now, you have to suck my cock for all eternity or until I blow my hot, slippery wad all over your face.
Kyodi Tae: That sound OK to you?
NIGEMCK: no
Kyodi Tae: Well, that's too damn bad, because you're my prisoner.
Kyodi Tae: Now, then - get naked and start taking a shower. You and I are going to be making a prison movie.
Kyodi Tae: Are you naked?
NIGEMCK: yeah
Kyodi Tae: Sweet. Are you taking a shower?
NIGEMCK: yup
Kyodi Tae: Ok, sweet. Here's the scene: you're alone in the group shower room when all of a sudden I come in, completely naked with a really hard cock. I pin you to the tile flooring and start fucking your asshole really, really hard. So hard in fact, you're going to have to spend a lot of time in the infirmary and you won't be walking straight for like a month.
NIGEMCK: Look I am not acting in no gay scene
Kyodi Tae: Like you have a choice. You did notice I'm raping you, right?
NIGEMCK: It is 2.50am and I aint in the mood for a cock
Kyodi Tae: And that I have a cock, right?
Kyodi Tae: Where the fuck are you if it's 2:50am?
NIGEMCK: Ireland
Kyodi Tae: The lesser known of the IRA's sister associations: IPA - Irish Pedophile Army.
NIGEMCK: So what exactly do u know about the ira
Kyodi Tae: So, you want to keep going with this whole "you take my cock how I want you to" deal or do you want to get back to bombing the Protestants?
NIGEMCK: How u know I aint protestant
Kyodi Tae: Well, raping another guy's asshole all night really gives you a lot of insight into the mind of a pedophile.
NIGEMCK: What has that got to do with knowing wheter I am protestant or Catholic
Kyodi Tae: So, I know that you're a charter member of the IRA, you hate Protestants and have killed approximately 56 of them with your terrorist bombings, and that you really, really like gay sex.
NIGEMCK: No
Kyodi Tae: No self-respecting Protestant would be caught trying to pick up a 12yr old on the InterNet, IRA or not.
NIGEMCK: What or u
Kyodi Tae: What or I? What the fuck does that mean?
Kyodi Tae: I'm a fucking Buddhist, just like anyone else from Korea.
NIGEMCK: Religion
NIGEMCK: Don't get like that
Kyodi Tae: Buddhist. Is that OK?
NIGEMCK: calm down
Kyodi Tae: I AM CALM!
NIGEMCK: yeah
Kyodi Tae: I don't know how I feel about chatting sexy with a known terrorist.
NIGEMCK: Stp that shit
NIGEMCK: I'm serious
Kyodi Tae: Oh, you're serious.
NIGEMCK: Yeah
NIGEMCK: come on that is serious shit
Kyodi Tae: Is someone going to break down your door if I say you're a terrorist? Or is it that you are a terrorist and you don't want your parents to find out?
NIGEMCK: Wise up
Kyodi Tae: Are you going to cap my ass?!
Kyodi Tae: Hey, I work at TCI if you need another target.
NIGEMCK: Look I am not a terrorist I am a student and lets get off the terrisist issue
Kyodi Tae: A student? That's almost as bad with your radical thinking and such. Have you demonstrated yet?
NIGEMCK: no
Kyodi Tae: Well, what the hell kind of terrorist are you then?!
NIGEMCK: OK I haven't said one thing ot u aboout ur country or shit
NIGEMCK: so leave mine alone
Kyodi Tae: You need to either: A) bomb someone or B) demonstrate.
NIGEMCK: Now stop it or i'm gone
Kyodi Tae: Ok, let's get back to me sticking my cock up your ass, OK?
NIGEMCK: Look stop the terrorist shit ok
NIGEMCK: agreed
Kyodi Tae: Right. Ok, I'm sticking my cock up your ass, then, Ok?
Kyodi Tae: And ramming it in and out til your nose bleeds,
Kyodi Tae: Hello?
NIGEMCK: yup
Kyodi Tae: Sweet. So you're cool with me raping your asshole?
NIGEMCK: Got to go get some slepp
NIGEMCK: ok
NIGEMCK: sleep
Kyodi Tae: Gotta prepare for that next terrorist act?
Kyodi Tae: Sweet. I'm sure I'll hear about it on the news.
Kyodi Tae: Damn Protestants deserve it anyway - always pushing their beliefs down your throats.
NIGEMCK: U know a lot about Irish Poilitcs
Kyodi Tae: Why wouldn't I? Irish politics are very important in Korean school.
NIGEMCK: Really
NIGEMCK: So what do u know
Kyodi Tae: They say that if a butterfly flaps its wings in New York, the weather changes in Australia, thus if you bomb the hell out of the Protestants in Dublin, we'll get rain in Seoul.
NIGEMCK: So u don't know anything
NIGEMCK: I thought so
Kyodi Tae: I know everything.
Kyodi Tae: ...about you and your 'cause'. Blah - you should follow Buddha. Now that guy had a cause.
NIGEMCK: So who was Wolfe Tone
Kyodi Tae: A composer of revolutionary music that inspired men like Sean O'Connor to fire up the IRA and bring it to bear on the Protestants of England and Ireland alike.
Kyodi Tae: Er, not Sean O'Conner, Sean Penn.
Kyodi Tae: Er, fuck - Sean Fein.
NIGEMCK: I must say u are good but not that good
NIGEMCK: honestly where are u from
Kyodi Tae: If you don't know that, you must not know that much about your own revolution.
Kyodi Tae: KOREA!
Kyodi Tae: Where are you from?
NIGEMCK: and how do u know so much about Irish Poitics
Kyodi Tae: Ok, this is Peter. I'm right next door to you. I knew it was you, so I've been fucking with you for this whole time. Oi, let's go get an ale, aye?
Kyodi Tae: Oi? Let's hit the pub, aye?
Kyodi Tae: Look, pal - I know Sean Fein personally and if you don't answer me now, I'll make sure you never go on another bombing raid EVER. You understand me?!
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Kyodi Tae: I do know Sean Fein.
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