Kyodi Tae: Damn it turns me on when you talk dirty to me.
trypl6900: so u horny?
Kyodi Tae: Me so horny. How about you?
trypl6900: cause girls nipples get hard when girls get cold
trypl6900: sorry
trypl6900: lm very horny
Kyodi Tae: I bet you are. Now, then - have you been a bad boy?
trypl6900: ok course
trypl6900: u?
Kyodi Tae: Yeah, I've been a really bad boy.
trypl6900: u been fingerin urself any?
trypl6900: oh yeah
Kyodi Tae: I've been fingering myself ever you IM'd me, you sexy beast.
trypl6900: can l help?
Kyodi Tae: Only if you start using the letter 'i' or 'I' for your personal pronoun, and not 'l'.
trypl6900: ok
trypl6900: I wanna fuck you
Kyodi Tae: Sweet. Welcome to the Wonderful World of Personal Pronouns. Now, use the correct pronoun for 'my cock'.
trypl6900: what?
Kyodi Tae: My cock. What would be the correct grammatical usage of a pronoun for my cock?
Kyodi Tae: He, she, it, we, they? Which one?
trypl6900: it
Kyodi Tae: SWEET! God, correct grammar gets me so hot.
Kyodi Tae: So, can I stick 'it' up your ass?
trypl6900: stick what up my ass?
Kyodi Tae: It.
trypl6900: whats it?
Kyodi Tae: My cock. Remember?
trypl6900: u hava cock?
Kyodi Tae: Well, it's a personal pronoun, and we all have personal pronouns.
trypl6900: ok
Kyodi Tae: So, I guess, in a roundabout sense, you could say that I had one, yes. But that's purely from a grammatical standpoint.
trypl6900: are u a guy?
Kyodi Tae: Where'd you get that from? I'm talking about grammar, and you think I'm a guy?!
trypl6900: nevermind
Kyodi Tae: K. So, are you rubbing 'it'?
trypl6900: lm jacking off
Kyodi Tae: What is with you using 'l' for 'I'?
trypl6900: its faster
Kyodi Tae: Alright - I'll try to interpret.
Kyodi Tae: So, you're jacking 'it' off. I'm fondling your hair.
Kyodi Tae: Put 'it' in your mouth, OK?
trypl6900: oh yeah
trypl6900: l am
Kyodi Tae: Oh, yeah - God, that feels so good when you suck on 'it'.
trypl6900: ohhhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhh
Kyodi Tae: Oh, man - 'it' just came in your mouth.
trypl6900: its everywhere
Kyodi Tae: Oh, yeah - I'm putting some on your face from the tip of 'it'.,
trypl6900: damn gtg
trypl6900: sorry
trypl6900: can l put u in my buddy list
trypl6900: ???
Kyodi Tae: Sure.
Kyodi Tae: IM me anytime. No one plays with 'it' like you do.
trypl6900: sorry baby
Kyodi Tae: No prob. See ya round.
trypl6900: ok baby
Kyodi Tae: And 'it' will be waiting.
trypl6900: bye
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