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40yr old lesbian?  I think not
by: Kyodi Tae
Posted: 01/31/00         Score: 3.0         Votes: 89
After being caught, he tried to play like he was a 40yr old lesbian. Not only that, but he was so stupid the rest of the time, I now want to die because I never believed anyone could be that stupid. My faith is shattered. And -I- had to block him, dammit. It's less satisfying that way.
beepee999: A kiss on Ur neck
Kyodi Tae: *roflmao* Did you not notice I was gone
Kyodi Tae: ?
beepee999: Yes
beepee999: Does it mean something?
Kyodi Tae: No.
beepee999: Why did U go?
Kyodi Tae: My roommate is an idiot, loaded shitty printer drivers on my computer, and it crashed when I launched WordPad.
beepee999: Ok. Do Ulive in the hostel?
Kyodi Tae: No.
beepee999: Then???
Kyodi Tae: I live in an apartment. Where else would you have a roommate?
beepee999: Hostel & dormitories
Kyodi Tae: Oh, well, I'm not old enough for dormitories.
beepee999: Tellme a little abt Urself pl
beepee999: Ok
Kyodi Tae: What is there to tell? I
Kyodi Tae: I'm 12, Korean, black hair, brown eyes, tall for my age, I swim, I like art, and I like older men.
Kyodi Tae: There ya go. Tell me about yourself.
beepee999: I am 40
beepee999: Engineer
beepee999: Writing poetry, Stage play writing & directing
beepee999: Reading
Kyodi Tae: You can read?
Kyodi Tae: Lucky you. I can't.
beepee999: Walking on the beach in moonlit nights
Kyodi Tae: Hello?
beepee999: Yes
Kyodi Tae: Making sure you're still there.
Kyodi Tae: Well, you're just juicy.
beepee999: & going on the boat deep into the sea & sleeping under the blue sky
Kyodi Tae: Ok, enough bullshit. Fuck me already.
beepee999: Juicy???
beepee999: Ok
beepee999: Ilove to doit
Kyodi Tae: You don't, however, appear to love the spacebar. Regardless, do me.
beepee999: U seem a vivacious girl
Kyodi Tae: Vivacious is exactly the word, if not presumptuous.
beepee999: I kiss U on Ur lovely smooth velvety throat
Kyodi Tae: Could you actually type out the word 'you' rather than using 'U', which I think is very unsexy.
beepee999: By the way perhaps I guess I am generallylucky to stumble across right words for the rightpeople
Kyodi Tae: Oh, you'll have some words for me pretty soon, I can pretty much guarantee that.
beepee999: 1
beepee999: Or shud I
Kyodi Tae: *shrug* It's all up to you.
beepee999:
beepee999: I hope U will have for me too
Kyodi Tae: We'll see. Let's continue.
beepee999: But tell me why this obsession for old men?
Kyodi Tae: Young men have small penises and are inexperienced. I can't get off with an poorly trained penis flopping around uselessly.
Kyodi Tae: I need a man who can take me, all of me, where I want him to take it, and like it.
Kyodi Tae: You think you can handle that?
beepee999: Let me give a try
Kyodi Tae: Sweet.
Kyodi Tae: Ok, ... so...
beepee999: U have nothing toloose but Ur temper at the worst
Kyodi Tae: I won't be the one losing his temper.
beepee999: I kiss U behind Ur ears, on that throbbing nerve behind it
Kyodi Tae: How am I supposed to get off if I have to replace 'U
beepee999: Ur skin taste so delicious
Kyodi Tae: ....' with 'you' all the time? Type it out!
beepee999: Imaybecome cannibalistic
Kyodi Tae: Cannibalistic? Sweet - you'll fit right in then.
beepee999:
beepee999: I move down back to Ur throat
Kyodi Tae: Are you a vampire?
beepee999: Long & smoothlike a flowert wase
Kyodi Tae: Using 'throat' would suggest you are inside my neck, whereas if you said you were kissing my neck, that would be the outside of it.
Kyodi Tae: Which are you currently kissing?
beepee999: Throat, yes inside deeply
Kyodi Tae: So did you cut it open or how are you kissing inside my neck?
Kyodi Tae: Are you a surgeon? Are you rich?
beepee999: I press my lips deep & passionately into it
Kyodi Tae: I don't understand. You haven't explained how you're kissing inside my throat. I am so confused, and I never have an orgasm while I'm confused.
beepee999: Neck is back side & throat is front side
Kyodi Tae: No, it's not. Neck is outside and throat is inside.
beepee999: Yes that too
Kyodi Tae: Explain how you can have a sore throat then, if your throat is the frontside.
Kyodi Tae: The doctor looks inside your mouth, not the front side. *sigh* Dude, I majored in A&P.
beepee999: Anatomy &physiology?
beepee999: U R nuts
Kyodi Tae: Yeah, I guess I am. I'm too young to have majored in anything yet.
beepee999: Forget them when U indulge in sex
Kyodi Tae: Ok, but I still have issues with the whole Neck/Throat concept. I get all grossed out.
beepee999: Neck is backside
Kyodi Tae: It's like me saying, I'm sucking on your vas deferens.
beepee999: no not that casual
Kyodi Tae: No, it's fucking not! Listen to me - neck is outside and throat is inside.
Kyodi Tae: What does casual have to do with it?
beepee999: Smooth & glass like can be only a neck
Kyodi Tae: *boggle* Dude, you seriously make no fucking sense at all.
Kyodi Tae: Pancakes taste better at desk with send on doghouses of ice cream.
beepee999: Throat sorry can only be smooth & glass like
beepee999: U drink water & I see it trickling down Ur throat
Kyodi Tae: Unless you've got mononucleosis, at which point, you have white, pussy sacs attached to your throat, which is disgusting - trust me.
Kyodi Tae: Right, and if it spills, it spills on my neck.
beepee999: I can see only sweat trickling down a neck
Kyodi Tae: Ok, ... yay for you - we've got that now. Now then - I'm sucking on your vas deferens.
beepee999: And physiocomplacency for neurobionics U must be knowing can be harmfulfor aminosynthesis
Kyodi Tae: Aminosynthesis? What the fuck are you talking about? We're talking about necks and throats and dicks and vas deferens...i...es...whatever.
beepee999: LOl
Kyodi Tae: Amino acids have nothing to do with cybersex.
beepee999: I thought U know Ur A & P.
Kyodi Tae: I do. I know lots about it. But Aminosynthesis has nothing to do with anything we're talking about.
beepee999: Aminoacids are basicsecretions for passion creation
beepee999: & inflation
Kyodi Tae: Um, no - those are pheromones, the unsmellable scent given off by a man or woman who is aroused.
beepee999: But excessive of them canlead to cervical inflammation
Kyodi Tae: Amino acids are the basic building block of life, idiot. They're like protein builders. Geez, you claim to be all smart.
Kyodi Tae: I'm so turned off right now.
beepee999: Yes but Umust be aware that pheromones lead to harmone activation
Kyodi Tae: It's hormone, not harmone.
beepee999: Sorry
beepee999: Mistyping
beepee999: Never mind
Kyodi Tae: Right. An aroused woman gives off sexual pheromones, leading to the secretion of sexual hormones in both the male and the female, preparing both parties for sexual intercourse.
beepee999: Hey did U ever try a fuck in a boat swinging onthe waves in a secluded part of thesea?
Kyodi Tae: I fucked in a boat once, but that was only because I got confused between dick, dock, and cock. I thought dock was a mix of cock and dick, so I thought when he said, "Do you want to fuck on my dock?", I naturally thought of something else.
Kyodi Tae: Waves don't swing - they swell.
Kyodi Tae: Like my nipples.
beepee999: I said swinging boat
beepee999: Not swinging waves
beepee999: yes, nipples swell
Kyodi Tae: So do cocks.
beepee999: & Ilove them then
beepee999: & so does ego
Kyodi Tae: What about superego?
Kyodi Tae: Leggo my ego!
beepee999: Bloats
Kyodi Tae: *boggle* How did I just... what the fuck...
Kyodi Tae: Superego bloats? Like me when I'm having my period?
beepee999:
beepee999: No, Normally females bloat when they have noperiods
Kyodi Tae: Well, as interesting as this conversation hasn't been, let's either get on to sex or something.
beepee999: It means when they R pregnant
Kyodi Tae: *sigh* What the fuck do you know about women having periods? I am a woman, therefore I would know, and you wouldn't, you man.
beepee999: Whatever Ulike
beepee999: Yes
Kyodi Tae: Do you feel inferior to me now, since I'm a woman?
beepee999: Exept that my woman can be moody extremely during a period
beepee999: either angelic
Kyodi Tae: You have a woman? Of your very own?
beepee999: or bitchy
beepee999: or demonic
Kyodi Tae: ARE YOU SAYING I'M BITCHY?!
beepee999: no
Kyodi Tae: You better not, or I'll slice your dick right off.
beepee999: Even if U don't, I won't say that
Kyodi Tae: Even if I don't slice your dick off, you won't say I'm bitchy?
Kyodi Tae: Alright, that's it - I've had enough. I bend you over the bed and start fucking you up the ass.
beepee999: yes, Because I respect U
Kyodi Tae: Good, now respect my authority!
beepee999: OK
beepee999: Go ahead
Kyodi Tae: *boggle* Do you read everything I send you?
beepee999: What doUmean?
Kyodi Tae: You're 40, right?
beepee999: yes
Kyodi Tae: ...which would suggest you can read, right?
beepee999: yes
Kyodi Tae: Ok, ... now then, do you read everything I IM you?
beepee999: yes
Kyodi Tae: *sigh* I don't think you do.
Kyodi Tae: What am I doing to you right now then?
beepee999: U said U R fucking me up the ass & I am wondering how & why U R doing that?
Kyodi Tae: Ok, good - now that we've gotten that far.
Kyodi Tae: *prays* Lord, why is this so hard?
beepee999: What is hard?
Kyodi Tae: My cock.
beepee999:
Kyodi Tae: You're happy about that?
beepee999: Bcse U R screwing my cunt
Kyodi Tae: Ew, a 40yr old lesbian.
beepee999: LOL
Kyodi Tae: Sweet.
beepee999: U like that?
Kyodi Tae: I love when nasty old men get caught trying to pick up 12yr olds on-line and then pretend like they knew all along.
Kyodi Tae: Do you live in your parents' basement?
beepee999: No, In my ex'husband's garage
Kyodi Tae: *roflmao* Nice try, pedophile.
Kyodi Tae: Either way, you're a pedophile. You knew I was 12, and you still tried to fuck me.
Kyodi Tae: PEDOPHILE!
beepee999:
Kyodi Tae: I should report you to the FBI right now, ... unless you suck my dick.
beepee999: Roflmao??
Kyodi Tae: *sigh*
Kyodi Tae: Rolling on the Floor laughing my ass off.
Kyodi Tae: Are you going to suck my dick, or do I need to report you to my dad?
beepee999:
Kyodi Tae: My God - you're the stupidest pedophile ever, too. Most of them block me in shame of being caught after I tell them I have a cock.
Kyodi Tae: You seem to revel in it.
beepee999: No Iliked the way U handled it.U R clever.
Kyodi Tae: Now you try to weasel out of it by posing as another woman. You are so full of fucking shit. My God - just block me and get onto finding other 12yr girls to molest.
Kyodi Tae: Of course I am. That's why I do this.
beepee999: Thq. Good hunting
Kyodi Tae: You give pedophiles a bad name.
Kyodi Tae: And it's not 'hunting', it's 'baiting'.
beepee999:
beepee999: U have good language
Kyodi Tae: Yeah, well that comes from being good in English at Korean school. *boggle*
Kyodi Tae: And you ruined my log. Damn you.
beepee999: Which part of Korea?
Kyodi Tae: What? What the fuck? What kind of fucking retarded asshole 12yr-old-molesting idiot pedophile would actually think I'm from Korea after all this?!
Kyodi Tae: Oh, my God - you make me want to kill myself or torture flies or something.
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