Kyodi Tae: Hey! You can only IM me if you promise to stick around and not leave for extended amounts of time. Ok?
ferywz: ok...
Kyodi Tae: Ok. So, ... why'd you IM me?
ferywz: mmmm....i read your profile....and i like it..
Kyodi Tae: Mmmm. r u orgasm
ferywz: mmmm..not now.....
Kyodi Tae: Mmmm....ok.
Kyodi Tae: Mmmm....so what do you want to do to me?
Kyodi Tae: Mmmm....hello?
Kyodi Tae: Mmmm...you promised me!
ferywz: yes...i;m still here..
ferywz: you 12 y'old..?
Kyodi Tae: Mmmm....ok - so what are you going to do to me?
Kyodi Tae: Yes.
Kyodi Tae: How old are you?
ferywz: that's very young...
Kyodi Tae: So?
ferywz: but have you ever been making love..?
Kyodi Tae: No, but I've had lots of sex.
ferywz: i don't understand..please explain it again...?
Kyodi Tae: Explain what again?
Kyodi Tae: Where are you from?
ferywz: i', from indonesia...
ferywz: you know...
Kyodi Tae: Did that fuckhead yudhavai send you to me?
ferywz: no...who's yudhavai...?
Kyodi Tae: So, all of Indonesia is out tonight looking for 12yr olds to fuck?
ferywz: no....not like that....i'am interest after read your profile...
Kyodi Tae: Right. So you want to fuck me?
ferywz: your profile is very honest....
Kyodi Tae: Yes, it surely is. Honest is exactly the word for it.
ferywz: did you have experience with your boyfriend or someone...?
Kyodi Tae: I have experience with lots of men.
ferywz: in this media or that's real...
Kyodi Tae: A couple of them worked in the media - they taped our experience, anyway. But they were all real.
ferywz: i mean you are in there....
ferywz: i mean you fuck with someone...?
Kyodi Tae: Oh, yeah - I'm in the media. Normally on tape being fucked like crazy.
Kyodi Tae: God damn you're fucking stupid. Yes, I have fucked men. I have fucked men in the media. I have fucked men while being taped to be shown on TV by the media.
Kyodi Tae: Do you understand that?
ferywz: yes...i understand...
ferywz: ok let's talk about fucking with u...!
Kyodi Tae: Ok, I'd like to fuck with you, too!
ferywz: ok you first....pleasssseeeeee......!!
Kyodi Tae: Um, ... I take off all my clothes.
Kyodi Tae: Then I pose for the camera.
ferywz: hey why don't you start first......?
Kyodi Tae: I fucking did! I got naked for you.
Kyodi Tae: Goddamn you.
Kyodi Tae: I already started - now fuck me.
ferywz: oohh..yes ...i ...like ...it.....
Kyodi Tae: *sigh* You really suck at this.
ferywz: sorry long to reply...because i'm very_very excited...
Kyodi Tae: Are you masturbating?
ferywz: no....uaually 1.5 hours....
Kyodi Tae: What? "Are you masturbating?" - "No, usually 1.5 hours." What the fuck does that mean? Do you speak in code? Are you a spy? Am I supposed to say something like "The Hindenburg is in the barn"?
ferywz: no...i usuallny masturbating for 1.5 hours....
ferywz: you don't understand it...
ferywz: after fuck with you..
Kyodi Tae: Yes, I do. I usually stroke my cock for about three and a half seconds before I come.
Kyodi Tae: No, no - I'm fucking with you.
Kyodi Tae: Hello?
ferywz: yes...i.m still there...
ferywz: patient honey....
ferywz: i/m very like this game......
Kyodi Tae: Sweet. Is my masturbation OK for you? Even though it's shorter than 1.5 hours?
Kyodi Tae: Hello?
ferywz: no.....suck my dick's again...i.m very liket it...
ferywz: after this... i shot your cooks....? ok..?
Kyodi Tae: You shot my cooks!? How am I ever going to eat!?
ferywz: your vagina's i mean....
ferywz: oh the hole is very little.....
ferywz: imust push you hardly
ferywz: you like it honey....?
Kyodi Tae: You're hardly pushing?
Kyodi Tae: How are you going to get in?
ferywz: oooooo...........yes....
Kyodi Tae: Wait - will you shave my ass?
ferywz: yes.....
Kyodi Tae: Ok.
Kyodi Tae: Shave my cock next?
ferywz: ok...you like it....
Kyodi Tae: Yeah, I like when you shave my cock.
ferywz: i like this smelt...
ferywz: i like your smelt...
Kyodi Tae: Smelt? Like iron ore? Are you a miner?
ferywz: hahaha.....
ferywz: now your swing your back....
ferywz: hey what about your nipple.....
Kyodi Tae: What about it?
ferywz: gime them...
ferywz: give me them...
Kyodi Tae: I rip my nipples off and hand them to you.
Kyodi Tae: Now, put down the gun...
ferywz: yes.....ok i between your your nipple....
Kyodi Tae: You're between one nipple? Isn't that physically impossible?
ferywz: your nipple of your breast...
Kyodi Tae: No, I'm talking about your physical relationship with my nipple, singular. You cannot be between only one item. There must be two of a thing in order for you to be between them.
ferywz: i mean my gun.....my scud......my pennis...between your nipples.
Kyodi Tae: You're SCUD?! ...Saddam? Is that you? I told you not to IM me like this anymore.
Kyodi Tae: My mommy told me I couldn't fuck tyrants anymore.
ferywz: don't ask your mommy about this....
ferywz: just ask me what do you want to do from me...
Kyodi Tae: But she's helping me masturbate. She knows what we're doing, Saddam.
ferywz: i make you happy with this game...
Kyodi Tae: This game makes me happy.
ferywz: hey kyodi ...your vagina's hair....did you have now ...?
ferywz: how do you calll vagina's hair...?
Kyodi Tae: Key Fairie Wizz, I shaved all my vagina's hair off. I made a wig out of it.
ferywz: why i..like the forest....
Kyodi Tae: So be a ranger.
Kyodi Tae: I wear my vagina hair like a mustache.
ferywz: hahahaha............you're funny....
Kyodi Tae: That way, I can always smell it.
ferywz: don't smell it but smell my hair's....
ferywz: and rip my scud head....
Kyodi Tae: I rip off your scud heads.
Kyodi Tae: Er, head.
ferywz: hey...i'm still enjoy your rip...
Kyodi Tae: Yeah. I rip it up into little shreds
ferywz: hey kyodi..you are experience....
ferywz: maybe. i'll come...for a minute....
ferywz: come'on give your hole....to me
Kyodi Tae: Yes, I am. When I walk into a room, people shield their eyes and scream, "Praise the experience that just walked into the room!"
Kyodi Tae: I rip off my hole and give it to you. Now, you can put it on a wall and see what's on the other side.
Kyodi Tae: A portable hole is really a useful tool.
ferywz: guide me to enter it...
Kyodi Tae: But you're holding it!
ferywz: ohhh.. it's very dark...
ferywz: but the smelt ...
ferywz: i like it....
Kyodi Tae: Ok - so...now what?
ferywz: yes.....yes.....i'm come now....
Kyodi Tae: Ok, good. I'm a man.
ferywz: clean my scud..now...kyodi.....
Kyodi Tae: Fuck you - clean your own scud.
ferywz: no...you....
Kyodi Tae: Yes....me...
Kyodi Tae: What?
Kyodi Tae: You shaved my cock. It's not like you didn't know.
Kyodi Tae: So, are you going to suck on my scud now?
Kyodi Tae: If you don't, I'll launch it at the Gaza Strip.
ferywz: hey..kyodi.....i'm very tire.now.....
ferywz: may i take a rest for a while......
Kyodi Tae: No, suck my scud.
ferywz: are you man or woman...
Kyodi Tae: Man.
Kyodi Tae: Er, woman.
ferywz: why i suck your scud...
Kyodi Tae: Shit - I don't know. I have a scud, though.
ferywz: hahahaha...you lie....
ferywz: i know that.....
ferywz:
Kyodi Tae: Sure ya did.
ferywz:
Kyodi Tae: Lemme guess - you're a 42yr old lesbian?
ferywz: ok....i'm not a homo....
ferywz: hey read my profile....
ferywz: that's real me....
ferywz: i'm not lie with you.....
ferywz: but if lie me...
Kyodi Tae: Congratulations. You're a man, 28, and solicited cybersex with a 12yr old girl.
Kyodi Tae: I'm lying to you, bigtime.
ferywz: mmmmm.... i don't like it...
ferywz: you still study
Kyodi Tae: Study what? You don't seem phased at all that I'm a guy.
Kyodi Tae: I don't understand that. Are you gay?
Kyodi Tae: Or are you a 40yr old lesbian posing as a man to pick up a 12yr old?
ferywz: i'm not lie to you.....
ferywz: but if don't trust me....
ferywz: ok....stop this chat now.....
Kyodi Tae: Ok, lemme say it slower - I am lying to you.
ferywz: ok
Kyodi Tae: No.
ferywz: bye
Kyodi Tae: But I'm a guy!
Kyodi Tae: You like guys!
Kyodi Tae: So, are we still having sex?
Kyodi Tae: Oh, well - I'll find another dirty Indonesian to fuck.
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