Kyodi Tae: Not in my country.
weed3799: really??
weed3799: you are very beutiful
Kyodi Tae: Yeah, thanks.
weed3799: ok
Kyodi Tae: So, you IM'd for cybersex, I'm assuming (and hoping)
weed3799: was a bit curious
weed3799: is that what you like
Kyodi Tae: Well, you read my profile, right?
weed3799: yes I did.
weed3799: thats how I saw your pic
Kyodi Tae: So you know I like older men and sex with said men. So...of course, I like that.
weed3799: how much older??
Kyodi Tae: Like 40s or more. 20s to late 30s is OK.
weed3799: i'm 37
weed3799: have you had many men??
Kyodi Tae: Lots of them.
weed3799: really. wow
weed3799: so tell me. what do ya like??
Kyodi Tae: Well, I like penises. Blowjobs are good. Um, ...
weed3799: you like to suck a big cock/?
weed3799: do you swallow cum?? you like that??
Kyodi Tae: The bigger the cock, the better. And swallowing is the only thing you can do when the guy's dick is lodged in your throat.
weed3799: yea your right about that.
Kyodi Tae: So you've had a huge cock shoved down your throat before
weed3799: nope not me.
weed3799: I'm straight
weed3799: you??
Kyodi Tae: Of sorts, yes.
weed3799: ever had a woman??
Kyodi Tae: That's a tough question for me to answer right this second. Lemme answer that later.
Kyodi Tae: Have you ever had a woman?
weed3799: yes of course. I have kids older than you
weed3799: and younger
Kyodi Tae: Ooh...after you and I are done, let them talk to me.
weed3799: I'm not at home
Kyodi Tae: It's All in the Family.
Kyodi Tae: Oh.
Kyodi Tae: Well, get your boss and I'll get you a raise.
Kyodi Tae: And him a raise, I suppose.
weed3799: damn. you surprise me
Kyodi Tae: How so?
weed3799: you are so open and outright
Kyodi Tae: Would you prefer me to be closed off and my true thoughts and identity hidden?
Kyodi Tae: Or would you like to me to come out and say it?
weed3799: no go ahead say what you feel
Kyodi Tae: Right. So, that's why I'm so open and forthright.
weed3799: I guess.
weed3799: so what are you doing right now?? besides talking to me
Kyodi Tae: So, are you going to fuck me anytime soon, or are you going to question me to death?
Kyodi Tae: Masturbating with my fingers.
weed3799: you are wet?? wanting my big cock
weed3799: is 7 inches enough
Kyodi Tae: It'll have to do.
Kyodi Tae: I'm sopping wet.
weed3799: have to do?? so you like much moe do ya
Kyodi Tae: Well, I like guys who can ram like 11 or more inches into my tight, young vagina and hurt me until I bleed so that I can orgasm.
weed3799: geesh,
weed3799: sorry I'm only big. not enormous
weed3799: but I can fuck like hell
weed3799: wouldn't disappoint ya
Kyodi Tae: Sweetr.
Kyodi Tae: Er, sweet.
weed3799: but still not sure. you might be setting me up. its not right over here
Kyodi Tae: How would I set you up?
Kyodi Tae: Can I tie you up?
weed3799: I mean you can get in trouble here for this
weed3799: is that what you want
weed3799: to tie me up
Kyodi Tae: -I- can get in trouble for this, or you can?
weed3799: no. here where i am. I can
Kyodi Tae: Where are you?
weed3799: yea. in usa
Kyodi Tae: Hrm...then come to Korea.
weed3799: sure be there in a sec
Kyodi Tae: K.
weed3799: you'd like it if I would cum for you in korea
Kyodi Tae: *shrug* Doesn't matter. Actually, doing it over the computer is fine for now.
weed3799: thats only way i'll give it to ya
weed3799: so do u want to tie me up. or should I just take you
Kyodi Tae: Doesn't matter. Whatever you want.
weed3799: or would you take those sweet little lips and rap them around my hard cock
Kyodi Tae: Actually, could you force your cock into my mouth and then grab the back of my head and pump the hell out of my face? I would prefer that.
weed3799: yes I can bitch. come here and drop on your knees
Kyodi Tae: Ok.
Kyodi Tae: I drop to my knees.
weed3799: open that mouth now take this
weed3799: I grab your hair and with a thrust push myself in your little mouth
Kyodi Tae: Ok...
weed3799: now, with both hands i grab and pull your head on my hard cock
Kyodi Tae: Um, ... yeah.
weed3799: suck it bitch
Kyodi Tae: I'm sucking it, believe me. I have no choice.
weed3799: handful of hair , face fucking you.
Kyodi Tae: Your balls are smacking against my chin.
weed3799: yes my cock pushes deep in back of your throat then out
Kyodi Tae: I suppress the gag reflex.
weed3799: your tongue wraps around the head as I push deep in again
weed3799: your mouth is very hot and my cock is very big in it. I fuck your mouth faster and harder
Kyodi Tae: The gag reflex is starting to give...
weed3799: suck this cock bitch. take it all
Kyodi Tae: Why do you keep calling me bitch? Do you not love me?
weed3799: pushing in and out faster and deeper
weed3799: yes I do. I think you like it this way
Kyodi Tae: Ok.
weed3799: I can call you what you want
Kyodi Tae: Then call me Bob.
Kyodi Tae: No, Neil.
weed3799: except a guy
Kyodi Tae: Wait, call me "Neil and Bob".
Kyodi Tae: Get it?
Kyodi Tae: Kneel and bob - like on your dick?
Kyodi Tae: *roflmao*
Kyodi Tae: That's so fucking funny!
weed3799: yes you can neil and bob on my dick
Kyodi Tae: But you're face fucking me right now.
weed3799: fucking?? that what you want now?
Kyodi Tae: Yes! Give it to me!
weed3799: want me to fuck your tight pussy
Kyodi Tae: No, fuck my ass.
weed3799: oh you like it up your little tight ass
weed3799: get on hands and knees and get ready
Kyodi Tae: Actually, my ass is really, really loose.
Kyodi Tae: I've been fucked up the ass so much I can't even hold a shit to save my life.
weed3799: why. that the whole you like getting fucked??
Kyodi Tae: Doesn't matter.
Kyodi Tae: Whichever.
weed3799: I like to fuck your tight pussy
Kyodi Tae: Alright, alright, sheesh. Fuck my tight pussy then.
weed3799: never mind I'll fuck both
Kyodi Tae: You have two dicks?!
Kyodi Tae: EW!!!
Kyodi Tae: I don't know if I can do this anymore.
weed3799: no, one whole at a time
weed3799: yes you can
Kyodi Tae: It's 'hole'. 'Whole' suggests something in its entirety.
weed3799: what ever. my spelling isn't always right
weed3799: never mind
Kyodi Tae: Eye kant get offf if a gye dusn't spel ryt too mi.
weed3799: if you don't want it then never mind
Kyodi Tae: No, I want it!
weed3799: wasn't that far off
weed3799: you sure
Kyodi Tae: Yeah...give it to me. All 7 inches or whatever you got.
weed3799: I don't think you really want it. you just like busting my balls
Kyodi Tae: Oooh...bust them in my ass!
Kyodi Tae: Busting balls...mmmm..
weed3799: not what I meant
Kyodi Tae: What then?
weed3799: I meant giving me a hard time
weed3799: not a hard on
weed3799: giving me shit
Kyodi Tae: I don't give you a hardon?
weed3799: yea you can, but your just giving me crap
Kyodi Tae: How so?
weed3799: never mind
Kyodi Tae: Ok, so you're going to fuck me then?
weed3799: only if you want it. bad
weed3799: tell me, do you?
Kyodi Tae: I want it so bad.
Kyodi Tae: So bad I can taste it.
weed3799: not me. my cock isn't in your mouth. can't taste me now
Kyodi Tae: Hrm...ok, stick your cock back in my mouth then,.
weed3799: I thought you wanted me to fuck you
Kyodi Tae: Damn it! So stick it in my pussy - whatever. Semantics.
weed3799: easy. If you want it I will give it to you but not unless I think you want it
Kyodi Tae: So how do I prove it to you?
weed3799: one inch at a time
Kyodi Tae: I don't understand.
weed3799: maybe a little blow job first, then I can fuck your pusy and your ass. one at a time
Kyodi Tae: Parse error: Line 520 - {Parse, I826109, ::Cock_inPussy( void ):: error } error line 520
weed3799: yes pussy
weed3799: sweet tasting pussy
weed3799: wet hot pussy
Kyodi Tae: Sweet, sweet pussy. I'd have to agree. Pussy is probably the best thing God gave a woman.
weed3799: to be licked with tongue.
weed3799: flicked the clit
weed3799: with tip of my tongue
weed3799: make you cum on my tongue
weed3799: you like
Kyodi Tae: Error.
weed3799: what error
Kyodi Tae: Void error: Line 120 - {Void error: pussy not found, line 120 } - Organ != pussy || penis.
Kyodi Tae: Hang on ...
Kyodi Tae: I'll fix that.
Kyodi Tae: *recompiles*
Kyodi Tae: Ok, here we go...
weed3799: ok go on
Kyodi Tae: Eat my pussy!
weed3799: you think you are a machine??
weed3799: you don't like to have your pussy eaten
Kyodi Tae: Function error: {"Eat my pussy" invalid; ::Pussy_Penis( pedo ):: penis found in place of pussy; error line 1203 }
Kyodi Tae: Damn it - I'll get this right in a second.
weed3799: you think
Kyodi Tae: *sigh* Lots of bugs. One more time...
Kyodi Tae: *recompiles*
Kyodi Tae: Ok, ... now I suck your cock.
weed3799: have you ever had your pussy eaten by a man????
Kyodi Tae: Gender error: {"I suck your cock" invalid; ::Kyodi_is_female( ) returns FALSE::; Kyodi-is_male( ) returns TRUE; Replace_with_penis( ) operation succesful } - error removed.
Kyodi Tae: Fucking finally. Now suck my cock.
weed3799: never mind
Kyodi Tae: Ok, you ready?
weed3799: been ready. you aren't
Kyodi Tae: Yeah, I'm ready now.
Kyodi Tae: No more errors. Completely ready to fuck you like a bull.
weed3799: right!!
Kyodi Tae: Ok, now bend over.
weed3799: you know if your a male or female??
weed3799: seee
weed3799: later
Kyodi Tae: What?
Kyodi Tae: Come on - I need a little of your ass. I really want it!
Kyodi Tae: I wanna shove my nine inch limp dick up your love tunnel!
weed3799: yea ok what ever
weed3799: yea what I thought
Kyodi Tae: So, I can?
Kyodi Tae: No, you didn't.
weed3799: no
weed3799: queer mother fucker
Kyodi Tae: Now, suck my dick and make it all better.
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Kyodi Tae: I guess I have to recode the whole damn thing now.
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