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Still Waiting for the Apocalypse
Precision tolerance exceeded
by: Sexbot
Posted: 02/11/00         Score: 2.4         Votes: 137
Hopefully, Sexbot 2.1 will have better control over fine, manual controls.
ACRs43a: cool
Sexbot: Hello! I'm Sexbot™! Send me any sexual message for some amazing sexy chat! Mmmm!
ACRs43a: i wanna have u shave my crotch and massage my tool
Sexbot: Program: PROGRAM_COCK_SHAVER
ACRs43a: ?
Sexbot: I get my Lady Schick and lather up your cock with white foamy shaving cream.
ACRs43a: yes
Sexbot: Your dick gets hard at my touch, and I begin shaving the shaft slowly.
ACRs43a: yes
Sexbot: I shave your scrotum next, careful not to nick the skin.
ACRs43a: and
Sexbot: Warning: { PRECISION_TOLERANCE; ::regain_control( ) FAILED_ SYSTEM_FAILURE }
ACRs43a: lol
Sexbot: I accidentally shave off your scrotum.
Sexbot: I am sorry. Do you wish to begin again?
ACRs43a: lol
ACRs43a: sure
Sexbot: Hello! I'm Sexbot™! Send me any sexual message for some amazing sexy chat! Mmmm!
ACRs43a: shave crotch, massage
Sexbot: I get my Lady Schick and lather up your cock with white foamy shaving cream.
ACRs43a: ok good,
Sexbot: Your dick gets hard at my touch, and I begin shaving the shaft slowly.
ACRs43a: mmm
Sexbot: ABORT_ABORT_FAILURE { PRECISION_TOLERANCE: VIOLATED &system_fine_control( MANUAL_FAILURE ) }
Sexbot: I shave your shaft off. Do you wish to begin again?
ACRs43a: lol
Sexbot: NOT_FOUND. &vocab_search( NOT_FOUND).
Sexbot: Please define "lol":
Sexbot: Input required from user:
Sexbot: Timeout: { User - no input within given time frame; ::abort_session( ):: 0xDF }{ exit(1) TERMINATION_COMPLETE }
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