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Beware the Bushmen
by: Sexy Little Girl In Black
Posted: 02/17/00         Score: 1.8         Votes: 96
I've got the feeling I'm just not being very funny lately. *sighs*
blokzo: hi
Sexy Little Girl In Black: Touch my monkey.
blokzo: what's up?
blokzo: what's anice screen name you have
Sexy Little Girl In Black: The stratosphere, interest rates
Sexy Little Girl In Black: Hmm..."hooked on cock" is a nice screen name I have.
Sexy Little Girl In Black: Blokzo is a good name, too
blokzo: thanx
Sexy Little Girl In Black: it makes me think of a czechoslovakian clown
blokzo: it's tipycally Haitian
Sexy Little Girl In Black: oh, okay.
Sexy Little Girl In Black: that works as well.
blokzo: how come you are still up?
Sexy Little Girl In Black: So Mr. Haitian clown, want to insert your squeaky nose up my anus?
Sexy Little Girl In Black: I'm awake because no one has gotten me off yet
blokzo: where u from?
Sexy Little Girl In Black: Seattle
blokzo: what time is it there/
Sexy Little Girl In Black: 11:49
blokzo: don't you have school tomorrow?
Sexy Little Girl In Black: Yeah
blokzo: are old are you?
Sexy Little Girl In Black: don't you have a dick or something?
Sexy Little Girl In Black: 14
blokzo: realy
Sexy Little Girl In Black: Fuck me, please.
Sexy Little Girl In Black: Yeah, really.
Sexy Little Girl In Black: 14.
blokzo: who do you live with?
Sexy Little Girl In Black: A small tribe of african bushmen
blokzo: do you have a pic?
Sexy Little Girl In Black: http://www.angelfire.com/ca4/aimgirl/images/slgib
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blokzo: you are very sexy....ummm
Sexy Little Girl In Black: would you like to fuck me?
Sexy Little Girl In Black: I'd like that
blokzo: don't you have a bf?
Sexy Little Girl In Black: Nope.
Sexy Little Girl In Black: Do you have a cock?
blokzo: how come a hot girl like you don't have a bf?
blokzo: of course, i am a men
Sexy Little Girl In Black: I don't have a bf because the chief of the tribe I live with won't let me
blokzo: why, isn't a right?
Sexy Little Girl In Black: Huh?
Sexy Little Girl In Black: Don't anger the gods, or the witch doctor will place a curse upon you
blokzo: what do you do for fun?
Sexy Little Girl In Black: Let the bushmen stick their "clubs" up my vagina
blokzo: what kid of life is that?
Sexy Little Girl In Black: It's a tough one - the life on the Sarangetti is difficult.
blokzo: what's sarangetti?
Sexy Little Girl In Black: It's an area in Africa, although I probably misspelled it.
blokzo: any particular subject would you like to talk about?
Sexy Little Girl In Black: Yes, as a matter of fact
Sexy Little Girl In Black: I'd like to discuss the destruction of the Congo rain forest by the White Man.
blokzo: i don't have any clue about it? can you tell me about it?
Sexy Little Girl In Black: Yes I can, Mr. Whitey.
blokzo: go ahead though
Sexy Little Girl In Black: Nah, it really won't be funny.
Sexy Little Girl In Black: I'd rather you just stick your cock in my rectum
blokzo: why?
Sexy Little Girl In Black: Because I like having cock in my ass, of course!
Sexy Little Girl In Black: then we'll switch places and you'll get your turn
Sexy Little Girl In Black: So start please
blokzo: we are at distance though
Sexy Little Girl In Black: That's fine, just pretend I'm there, bent over, cheeks spread
blokzo: can i see a sample please?
Sexy Little Girl In Black: Nope.
Sexy Little Girl In Black: You'll just have to ram away using that pic I already sent ya as incentive
blokzo: ok
Sexy Little Girl In Black: tell me what you're doing, I'm going to fondle my shaft while you do so
blokzo: it's bored, the pic is to nice
Sexy Little Girl In Black: DAMMIT
Sexy Little Girl In Black: if I go limp because of you, I'm going to be pissed
blokzo: great
Sexy Little Girl In Black: Talk sexy you fuck-bitch!
blokzo: what do you enjoy most in live?
Sexy Little Girl In Black: The little things
Sexy Little Girl In Black: cool walks on the beach
blokzo: cool
Sexy Little Girl In Black: ...looking deep into my lovers eyes
blokzo: why lovers not lover?
Sexy Little Girl In Black: I was saying it in the possessive form
blokzo: why is it plural though?
Sexy Little Girl In Black: that was possessive not plural
blokzo: ok i see
Sexy Little Girl In Black: anyway
Sexy Little Girl In Black: to continue...
Sexy Little Girl In Black: ...I also like shoving my cock into tight spaces such as mouseholes and sphincters.
blokzo: how is it?
Sexy Little Girl In Black: Pretty good
Sexy Little Girl In Black: Can I sodomize you?
blokzo: only if you try very hard
Sexy Little Girl In Black: K
Sexy Little Girl In Black: First, I push you down onto all fours
Sexy Little Girl In Black: Next, I position myself behind you, on my knees, and yank your pants down
Sexy Little Girl In Black: Stroking my nutsack with my left hand, I guide my cock towards your anus with my right hand
blokzo: cool keep going
Sexy Little Girl In Black: With one swift motion, I plunge it deep into you, spilling a small amount of fecal matter out onto the floor
blokzo: i get lost....aren't you a girl?
Sexy Little Girl In Black: Skillfully I gyrate my hips back and forth, building up friction on your manhole
Sexy Little Girl In Black: Yeah, I'm a girl.
Sexy Little Girl In Black: With a scream of manly passion, I grab both your hips and pull you tight against my groin!
blokzo: do you have a cock?
Sexy Little Girl In Black: Moaning in ecstacy, I release my hot stream of jism deep into you
Sexy Little Girl In Black: No, I don't have a cock.
Sexy Little Girl In Black: I have no clue what you're talking about.
blokzo: keep talking baby you are vert hot
Sexy Little Girl In Black: I collapse onto your back, cock still in you, as the last orgasm-twitch ends. Panting, I remove my manhood from you, and begin slapping your ass with it.
Sexy Little Girl In Black: Why aren't you helping out, here?
Sexy Little Girl In Black: Dammit, I fucking hate it when I have to do all the work
blokzo: feeling good come on
Sexy Little Girl In Black: Do you mind if I invite the war chief and his officers as well?
Sexy Little Girl In Black: Fuck it...
Sexy Little Girl In Black: SUCK MY DICK
Sexy Little Girl In Black: NOW
blokzo: why would you like to invite them
Sexy Little Girl In Black: Forget it, dude
Sexy Little Girl In Black: Just run your tongue up and down the length of my penis
Sexy Little Girl In Black: get some of the shit off of it
Sexy Little Girl In Black: LICK ME
Sexy Little Girl In Black: NOW
Sexy Little Girl In Black: LICK
Sexy Little Girl In Black: Fuckwad
Sexy Little Girl In Black: You're really starting to piss my penis off
Sexy Little Girl In Black: *sighs*
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