How are you today?Kyodi Tae: Um, I'm great. How're you doing?
Shambhala30: I'm good. I like your profile
Kyodi Tae: Sweet. That means you want to talk about monster trucks! Awesome!
Shambhala30: Of course....and pro wrestling
Kyodi Tae: You wanna wrestle me instead?
Shambhala30: Let me wipe off the drool first
Kyodi Tae: How old are ya, where ya from, etc, etc?
Shambhala30: I'm 30, and find it very hard to believe you're only 12.....I'm from Salt Lake City, what about you?
Kyodi Tae: I'm 12, from Seoul, Korea.
Kyodi Tae: I'm sorry you don't believe in me. I guess I should go then, huh...?
Shambhala30: Of course not
Kyodi Tae: K, I'll stay.
Shambhala30: Good.....you seem like a very interesting girl, to say the least
Shambhala30: i'd hate to get in trouble though
Kyodi Tae: In trouble for what?
Shambhala30: Nothing, yet
Kyodi Tae: Are you saying you don't want to fuck me? *pout*
Shambhala30: Of course I'm not saying that.....I've seen your pic and you're beautiful
Shambhala30: Your english sure is good for a 12 year old korean girl
Kyodi Tae: Thanks.
*giggle* Do you have a picture on-line?Kyodi Tae: My daddy was American.
Shambhala30: I do...want me to send it?
Kyodi Tae: Um, I can't receive files on this computer. Is it on a website somewhere?
Shambhala30: WAS american? Where is he now?
Kyodi Tae: He's dead.
Shambhala30: No, I'd have to email it to you
Shambhala30: I'm sorry to hear that...what happened?
Kyodi Tae: *shrug* Mommy won't tell me, but he just didn't come home one day.
Kyodi Tae: He said he was going out for cigarettes, never came back. And that was two years ago.
Shambhala30: I'd love to be your daddy whenever you need me, honey
Kyodi Tae: Wait a second - he didn't smoke...hmmm....
Kyodi Tae: Oooh, you'll be my daddy?
Shambhala30: lol
Shambhala30: Yes I will
Shambhala30: I'll give you the discipline you're lacking
Kyodi Tae: Will you spank me?
Shambhala30: When you're a bad girl, yes....and if I hurt you too much I'll rub it until it's better
Kyodi Tae: You'll rub it? Sweet! You're the best daddy ever!
Kyodi Tae: My daddy never rubbed it - he said it was "gay" or something. I didn't understand that.
Shambhala30: I'll rub anythiing my little girl wants, honey
Kyodi Tae: Mmmm....keep that in mind, sailor. I'm going to hold you to that here in a few minutes.
Shambhala30: But what will you do for daddy?
Kyodi Tae: Whatever daddy wants.
Shambhala30: Daddy just wants to play with his little girl
Kyodi Tae: Do you want to play house or do you want to play doctor?
Shambhala30: Let's play doctor honey....you tell daddy what's botherinng you and I'll kiss it and make it better
Kyodi Tae: Well, doctor, I've been having thick, yellowy discharge from my vagina. And it itches and burns a lot. Can you help me with a topical cream or something?
Shambhala30: I have this special cream, my dear, but it only comes from one place and you have to suck it for awhile to get it out
Kyodi Tae: Will it cure this? It's nasty, and I'm running out of panty liners.
Shambhala30: lol
Kyodi Tae: What's so funny? Doctors aren't supposed to laugh at your ailments.
Shambhala30: Oh, ahem....sorry
Shambhala30: It will work.....you just need to suck on this for awhile.....
Kyodi Tae: *sigh* I dunno if I can trust you anymore, doctor. I think I should get a second opinion.
Kyodi Tae: Is it a popsicle?
Shambhala30: It's like a popsicle, only a lot warmer
Kyodi Tae: Hrm....ok....I guess.
Shambhala30: I'll guide you down to it by holding the back of your head...just take it in slowly
Kyodi Tae: What is it?
Shambhala30: Don't worry about that, sweetie....just let doctor daddy take care of you
Kyodi Tae: Dr. Daddy? How'd you get that last name?
Shambhala30: That's my pseudonym, honey......I'm not a real doctor, I just play one on TV
Kyodi Tae: Oooh....pseudonym...I see. Kinda like a pseudovagina?
Shambhala30: kinda....do you have one of those?
Kyodi Tae: Yes. I think.
Shambhala30: Interesting....what else do you have?
Kyodi Tae: Pseudobreasts and pseudo-ovaries. Do you have a pseudopenis?
Shambhala30: I do...would you like to pseudosee it?
Kyodi Tae: Um, ... what the hell are you talking about?
Shambhala30: Um, nothing.....get back on the examining table, please
Kyodi Tae: Ok, I put my feet in the straps on the gynecological examination table.
Shambhala30: I may need to probe you....this will only hurt for a second
Kyodi Tae: What are you probing me for?
Shambhala30: It's kind of like a reflex test
Kyodi Tae: Reflex? Are you probing my knees
Shambhala30: No......I need to do an anal probe
Kyodi Tae: Ok, whatever you think is best, doctor.
Shambhala30: After this I need to check your gag reflex
Kyodi Tae: Just don't use the same probing device for both tests, please.
Shambhala30: ok.....I'll use my finers for the anal and vaginal probe
Shambhala30: fingers
Kyodi Tae: Are you wearing rubber gloves? You want to be sanitary, believe me.
Shambhala30: Yes
Kyodi Tae: Ok, good.
Shambhala30: Are you a dirty girl, sweetie?
Kyodi Tae: Yes, very dirty. I'm sorry - I should've bathed before coming to this appointment.
Shambhala30: It's ok.....we can get in the shower together now. I'm pretty dirty myself from all the other patients I've had this morning
Kyodi Tae: You have a shower in your doctor's office? Wow - you must be rich.
Shambhala30: I am
Kyodi Tae: How much are you worth? Like gross, I mean.
Shambhala30: More than Macauley Culkin, less than Bill Gates
Shambhala30: And don't call me gross
Kyodi Tae: *sigh* Gross means before any deductions are taken, you fucking moron.
Kyodi Tae: Like taxes, etc.
Shambhala30: No shit
Kyodi Tae: *sigh* How much are you worth then?
Shambhala30: Why? Do you want to be my underage mail order bride?
Kyodi Tae: Yes! Can I be?! My mommy said that would be bad, because I'd be lying, but I think I'd look really good in a white dress along with three or four hundred other mail-order brides at a mass marraige ceremony by some liberal, touchy-feely preacher that wants to fuck me afterwards!
Shambhala30: Sounds good to me.....but in my religion we fuck before the wedding
Kyodi Tae: In my religion, we castrate the male before we fuck.
Kyodi Tae: So, whip 'em out there, bucko - I'm ripping 'em off - Buddha-style!
Shambhala30: Wait.....let my eunuch stand in for me
Kyodi Tae: Your eunuch doesn't have any balls, you moron. If you want to fuck me, you have to have your balls removed. Now c'mere - we've wasted so much of my reader's time already. I need to get on to cyber-fucking.
Shambhala30: Then let's fuck, sweetie
Kyodi Tae: Ok, let's fuck.
Shambhala30: You're such a sweet virginal little girl......
Shambhala30: Who has an appreciation for sarcasm that really turns me on
Kyodi Tae: Sarcasm? What sarcasm?
Shambhala30: Oh...nevermind....no sarcasm. Let's fuck
Kyodi Tae: No, wait a second - I'd like to have this cleared up before I'm getting fucked. What sarcasm are you talking about?
Shambhala30: none
Kyodi Tae: *sigh* Liar. Anyway - fuck me already.
Shambhala30: ok.....how would you like it?
Kyodi Tae: Deep fried. Or buried for three weeks, like Kim-Chi.
Shambhala30: My cock's been buried longer than that
Kyodi Tae: Wow - are you a virgin?
Shambhala30: LOL...no
Kyodi Tae: Ok, then let's begin.
Shambhala30: I didn't say what it was buried in
Shambhala30: ok
Kyodi Tae: I see....
Kyodi Tae: Has it buried in another man's ass? That would turn me on.
Shambhala30: Yes
Kyodi Tae: Mmmm....I'm totally stroking now....you just made me so hard.
Shambhala30: Oh really?
Kyodi Tae: Yes, now fuck my thick, crusty vagina until it falls off.
Shambhala30: Maybe I need to fuck your tight hot ass for lying to me about being a korean girl
Kyodi Tae: Huh? What? I am Korean, you stupid Mormon! Now, fucking fuck me in the ass before I fucking fuck you in yours.
Kyodi Tae: *sigh* Polygamists.
Shambhala30: Just for that I'm NOT going to be gentle
Kyodi Tae: Sweet...I like when another man is really rough with my ass.
Shambhala30: Lube my cock up with your mouth you slut!
Kyodi Tae: Are you a Mormon?
Shambhala30: no, why?
Kyodi Tae: Hrm...darn.
Kyodi Tae: Ok, I lubed up your cock.
Shambhala30: I can always pretend
Kyodi Tae: What now?
Shambhala30: now I throw you down on the bed, ass in the air, and slide it inside you
Kyodi Tae: Be careful you don't smack my balls with yours - that will hurt both of us.
Shambhala30: Don't worry, I'll reach around and stroke them for you
Kyodi Tae: You're going to give me a reach-around? You're the best! I hope you're not jealous or upset that my cock is bigger than yours.
Shambhala30: In your dreams, little girl
Kyodi Tae: Little girl? What are you talking about?
Shambhala30: Just take my cock....NOW
Kyodi Tae: Um, isn't it already buried in my ass?
Kyodi Tae: Not much more I can do with it.
Shambhala30: Now it is.....
Kyodi Tae: Anyway, I'm stroking my cock right now.
Shambhala30: Ride it
Shambhala30: Good....I want you to cum for me
Kyodi Tae: Ok, ... I pull off your cock, stand up while stroking my cock, and blow my sperm all over your face. You like that?
Shambhala30: YES!
Kyodi Tae: Wow - are you bisexual, gay, or just really, really embarrassed that you got caught in your pedophiliac fantasies and are trying to play it off like you're enjoying this?
Shambhala30: I'm bi.....what's your deal?
Kyodi Tae: I'm ... a 12 yr old Korean girl.
Shambhala30: I wish, but I'll settle for what I get
Kyodi Tae: No, no - I really am. Look at my picture!
Kyodi Tae: Anya ha-sayo!
Shambhala30: Uh huh
Kyodi Tae: That's Korean for hello.
Kyodi Tae: Anyong-ee ka-sayo!
Shambhala30: Connichiwa
Kyodi Tae: That's Japanese and you spelled it wrong. It starts with a 'k'.
Kyodi Tae: Suk-song-yee chu-ka-sayo.
Shambhala30: No shit
Kyodi Tae: You don't know anything about Korea, do you?
Kyodi Tae: Learn something about our history, culture, and language before you molest our little girls, please.
Kyodi Tae: Ok, now it's my turn. Bend over.
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