KRArun01: i wanna fuck u
PrincessBackdoor: Kickin'! That makes two of us!
KRArun01: ok start then
PrincessBackdoor: Well, are you into sing-along sex at all? It's my... fetish, I guess you could call it.
KRArun01: i'm not
PrincessBackdoor: no? Do you even know what it is? I bet you'd like it!
KRArun01: i dont know what it is
PrincessBackdoor: Well, sing-along sex is where we sing a song together while we have hot, wild sex. There's really nothing else like it. Do you know the song "Whip It" by Devo?
KRArun01: no, ive never heard the song
PrincessBackdoor: never? It goes... *When a problem comes along- you must whip it...*
KRArun01: oh, ok
PrincessBackdoor: you've heard it then, right?
KRArun01: no, i havent
PrincessBackdoor: ok, well no matter. What I'll do is say *When a problem comes along* or another line of the song, and then you will answer back with *You must whip it*. Wanna give it a try?
KRArun01: yep
PrincessBackdoor: Cool! Let's get it ON!
KRArun01: ok, then get undressed
PrincessBackdoor: I'm wearning a coyboy hat, boots, crotchless leather chaps, and have a bullwhip in my hand. No undressing needed. I go over to you and massage your chest, sensually. The all-too-familiar cheesy 80s-style music starts to play.
KRArun01: thats sexy
PrincessBackdoor: You feel the tanned leather of my chaps, as I hump your leg with my dripping crotch.
PrincessBackdoor: *When a problem comes along*
KRArun01: you must whip it
PrincessBackdoor: mmmmm! Oh yeah! I turn you slowly around, and caress your pasty ass-cheeks with the butt of my bullwhip. *Before the cram sets out too long*
PrincessBackdoor: (cream, that is)
KRArun01: You must whip it
PrincessBackdoor: oh, you're getting me sooooo hot. I rub my finger around your asshole and slowly begin to slide it in, as I mush around your genitalia with both hands.
PrincessBackdoor: *When you're smokin' on a bong*
KRArun01: thats great going baby, its arousing me
KRArun01: You must whip it
PrincessBackdoor: Cool. I push in further and further. Squishy intestine noises are coming from your quickly-filling rectum.
KRArun01: ooooooooooh yeah
PrincessBackdoor: I'm going to get off in a minute! I'm going faster and faster! Are you ready for the big song finalle?
KRArun01: oh yeah
PrincessBackdoor: (the music gets louder as smoke fills the room, and lights start to flash) *When a problem comes along*
KRArun01: You must whip it
PrincessBackdoor: *When I'm wearing a pink thong*
KRArun01: You must whip it
PrincessBackdoor: *When Sven's shitting on your lawn*
KRArun01: You must whip it
PrincessBackdoor: *When Dirk and Kaen ass-rape yer mom*
KRArun01: You must whip it
KRArun01: *when i ass fuck you*
PrincessBackdoor: Keep doing your part, man! You're fucking it up! *When your boner's really long*
KRArun01: You must whip it
PrincessBackdoor: *When you're sucking on my shlong*
KRArun01: You must whip it
PrincessBackdoor: *When I pound you with my dong*
KRArun01: You must whip it
PrincessBackdoor: Oh yeah! Oh yeah! OH! OH! OOOOH! I rock up and down in your ass, faster and faster. (drumrolls and cheering... the song is about to come to a final climax!) You feel me starting to spoodge all up inside you!
PrincessBackdoor: *When you're drinking from the John*
KRArun01: You must whip it
PrincessBackdoor: *When you've gotta sing along*
KRArun01: You must whip it
PrincessBackdoor: *When I whip out my nine-inch cock, fuck you with it, cum in your ass, and then make it rhyme with "along"*
KRArun01: You must whip it
PrincessBackdoor: Oh yeah! More and more of my semen rages up into your shit-mobile as I explode in a gigantic song-orgasm! You were damn good!
KRArun01: you were good too, babe, sexy
PrincessBackdoor: You REALLY liked that, didn't you?
KRArun01: its ok
PrincessBackdoor: Man... I'm getting hard again. How about sucking my cock?
KRArun01: you're talking about sucking my cock arent you. you're welcome
PrincessBackdoor: Umm... no. You do know what posessives are right? MY doesn't mean YOUR.
KRArun01: & it cums inot your mouth as well
PrincessBackdoor: did you even at one word I've been typing?
PrincessBackdoor: look at, I mean.
KRArun01: & i hold you, tuen you around & shove that big cock in your ass
KRArun01: i'm looking at fucking you not your typing
PrincessBackdoor: So, you don't want my cock in your mouth?
KRArun01: you're looking great, sexy in your pic. i love that ass. i wanna fuck it
PrincessBackdoor: You are so fucking dumb. Even I can't continue with this...