Jenny9956: Hello Jedi Master...
Jenny9956: Are you going to whip your mighty light sabre out?
jedimaster5150: may be
jedimaster5150: but answer my question
jedimaster5150: what type of room is this
Jenny9956: I would love to Star Wars sexually roleplay with you.
jedimaster5150: you got to be kidding right!!!!!!!
jedimaster5150: I will love to
Jenny9956: No, I am serious...I love Star Wars
jedimaster5150: how much to really love it
Jenny9956: I will be Princess Leia in her slave girl dancing metallic bikini
jedimaster5150: I'll be c-3po
jedimaster5150: lol
Jenny9956: No, how about C-3POhMyGoD!!!!
jedimaster5150: how about lhan solo
jedimaster5150: would you like to pick my character
Jenny9956: Sure....I want you to be Darth Vader....
jedimaster5150: damm!!!!!
jedimaster5150: okay
jedimaster5150: so Princess !!!!! you think your going to escape from me this time .
Jenny9956: Lord Vader, I will never reveal the location of the secret plans to you!! I will not subject my people to your tyranny!
jedimaster5150: tell me secret plans. or the people will die
Jenny9956: Never!!! My friend Chewcocka and Hanjob Solo will be here soon to save me!!
jedimaster5150: you think they will help you you're wrong after I'm finish with you you'll be under my command.
Jenny9956: Okay, Vader. fuck me!!!
Jenny9956: I want your big black cock!!
jedimaster5150: so why don't you help me take this mask off so I can see you with my own eyes
Jenny9956: *whoosh* I remove your mask....
jedimaster5150: impressive now nail before me
Jenny9956: *I kneel before you*
jedimaster5150: prove to me how much you want your people to live by showing me some loveing
Jenny9956: Do you know how sick this is? I am your fucking daughter!!
Jenny9956: *I whip out your big Vader schlong and start licking the head of it...*
jedimaster5150: you wanted vader !!!!!
Jenny9956: Hey, if you are into incest it's no biggie...I will do anything on here.
Jenny9956: How about I am Han Solo and you are an Ewok..
Jenny9956: I think that would be fucking hot...
jedimaster5150: no way
Jenny9956: Jeez...okay...you pick the fantasy then...
jedimaster5150: lol
Jenny9956: C'mon...this isn't a real brain teaser...
jedimaster5150: how's this one I'll be Boba fett
Jenny9956: Okay...who am I?
jedimaster5150: and you'll be the Queen
Jenny9956: Okay, that's cool...We're about the same age..
jedimaster5150: so Queen Amidala you think you're going escape for me this time
Jenny9956: Annakin will come save me in his super fast pod racer!!
jedimaster5150: you must be mistaken you little cutely!!!!if
jedimaster5150: you look like a little virgin to me under this helmet
jedimaster5150: your making me steam up in this helmet
Jenny9956: Mmmm.....Boba...I want to shake your scrota....
Jenny9956: Take off all that naughty armour and let me suck your hard bounty hunter cock...
jedimaster5150: is that so!!
jedimaster5150: it seems like my belt is stuck
jedimaster5150: can you help
Jenny9956: Yes...Fuck me!! Then ransom me off to Jabba the Slut...
Jenny9956: *I rip off your belt*
jedimaster5150: I've been waiting for this
Jenny9956: *I shove your hard intergalactic cock into my mouth*
Jenny9956: *Sucking up and down on the shaft*
jedimaster5150: mmm !!winging
Jenny9956: Suddenly, Jar Jar Binks stumbles out of the bushes next to us.
Jenny9956: He says 'Meesa likes all this fucking!! I join!!'
jedimaster5150: you've got to be kidding me
Jenny9956: *Jar Jar whips out his cock and starts fucking you in the ass*
Jenny9956: 'Yousa one good fucker!' he screams.
jedimaster5150: bang!!!!!!! I shot him
Jenny9956: *Jar Jar squeels with pleasure as your blow your hot load all over his orange skin*
Jenny9956: 'How wude!!' he screams as cum splatters over his face..
Jenny9956: I whip off my fake princess disguise to reveal myself as Mace Windu (aka Samuel L Jackson)...I whip out my big black Jedi cock and start shove it into your mouth..
Jenny9956: *I do the Jedi Mind Push as I push you back and forth on my cock*
jedimaster5150: bang !!!!!bang!!! shooting
jedimaster5150: no Jedi is going to get my ass
Jenny9956: Jar Jar pauses for a moment in between ass raping you 'Thisa best time Jar Jar ever hasa!!! Me liksa butt-raping!!'
jedimaster5150: now Queen you think it's over
jedimaster5150: I squeeze my ass and his orange dick rips off
Jenny9956: *I shove my light sabre into your ass and use it as a dildo as I pause for a serious, dramatic monologue*
Jenny9956: *I use my Jedi powers to reattach Jar Jar's cock and he resumes by slapping you in the forehead with it playfully*
Jenny9956: In these trecherous times.....with the Dark Side becoming more and more powerful...it is good to see we can come together in an orgy of faith and trust....Oh what the shit am I saying?? Let's get back to fucking....
Jenny9956: *I create a sense of ease and trust within you as I rip into your asshole....a trickle of blood flows from your Bounty Hunter rectum*
Jenny9956: Jedi Mind trick....Works everytime!!
jedimaster5150: darth maul comes to rescue
jedimaster5150: stop your killing my bounty hunter
Jenny9956: *Darth Maul then stops and looks at your prone, bloodied, violated body...and smiles...*
jedimaster5150: okay you little slut you think it's over pay homage to the cockside
Jenny9956: *He whips out his kick-ass light sabre and slices you in half horizontaly*
jedimaster5150: ahahahaha!!!to
Jenny9956: *He takes the top half of you and starts fucking your intestines and kidneys with his exposed cock...He reaches in and pulls out you heart and licks it like a lollypop*
jedimaster5150: G thanks
Jenny9956: *I reach into your lower half and pull out some entrails and wrap them around my cock*
jedimaster5150: I have died
jedimaster5150: now what
jedimaster5150: how much role-playing you like
Jenny9956: *And yet everyone is still fucking your dead severed corpse....Jar Jar has sliced off your balls and is trying to juggle them*
Jenny9956: *Anakin takes your brain and starts fucking it with his youthful Jedi shlong*
jedimaster5150: I guess that means I'm not going to get laid
Jenny9956: *George Lucas gets wind of this log and demands a 25% profit share....
Jenny9956: You just did get laid....Didn't you see me sticking my cock in you????
jedimaster5150: what happened to the Queen
jedimaster5150: that little tramp
Jenny9956: I'm the biggest queen you will ever meet, buckaroo...
Jenny9956: Well, frankly my cock is tired from all of this Star Wars talk and jerking off....
Jenny9956: But, I think there are some great merchandising ideas that came out from this....
jedimaster5150: lol
Jenny9956: Jesus, I didn't notice the cum on my keyboard until now..
jedimaster5150: lol
Jenny9956: So, are you going to suck my cock now?
Jenny9956: Use the Force on it.....
Jenny9956: Haha...couldn't resist....
jedimaster5150: I thought you where the Queen
Jenny9956: No, I am not roleplaying anymore...I am back to being a regular guy.
Jenny9956: I love Star Wars....I am a overweight, unemployed. balding man who lives in his parent's basement......
jedimaster5150: lol
Jenny9956: What's so funny?
jedimaster5150: too much
Jenny9956: Are you going to suck my cock or what? I
jedimaster5150: your information says that you are a girl
Jenny9956: Yeah...I lied.....
jedimaster5150: I'm not gay
Jenny9956: Well, I fucked you already with my Star Wars loving dick....repay the favor!!
jedimaster5150: fuck that !!
Jenny9956: Listen, I have been stuffing my face with pizza all day...I need to lose a little weight here....Give me some more hot cyber!!
jedimaster5150: lol!!!
Jenny9956: Jesus Christ...what's wrong with two Star Wars geeks getting hot and sweaty with each other?
jedimaster5150: no more fat boy
jedimaster5150: find yourself a jedi girl
Jenny9956: Put your cock in my rolls of blubber and we can simultaneously jerk off to unopened original Star Wars action figures...
jedimaster5150: you got to be kidding me!!!!!
Jenny9956: I don't want a girl....I want your hot homo sci fi loving!!!!
jedimaster5150: were not getting it!!!!
Jenny9956: We were before....why are you so bitchy now?? We can go to the Sci-Fi Convo at the Expo center next month....Billy Dee Williams will be there (I bet he will fuck us for $20) and the dude who played the Riddler in the old Batman show...
Jenny9956: C'mon...I've want to run my X-Wing cock into your rectal trench and fire my torpedos.....
jedimaster5150: what convention center
Jenny9956: I am not telling you until you put on your Ewok mask and lick my hairy, sweaty balls......
jedimaster5150: goodbye
Jenny9956: Be quiet though.....my Dad works the night-shift and I don't wanna wake him up....He'll ask if I put in any job applications today...
Jenny9956: Live long and prosper my friend.....
jedimaster5150: be quiet you Daddy might get up
jedimaster5150: crazy people
jedimaster5150: really are you a big fat man
Jenny9956: Yeah...he's had his eyes on you too....I told him you were mine though....
Jenny9956: Yes, I am a overweight, socially inept, unemployed. balding man who lives in his parent's basement.
Jenny9956: I also collect comic books...
jedimaster5150: I'm going to block you out to
Jenny9956: Do you wanna come over and beat our cocks together and have a light sabre fight?
jedimaster5150: where do you live
Jenny9956: Stick your cock in my ass again and I will reveal all to you.....Hey will you talk like Yoda for me?? That will make me pop major wood...
jedimaster5150: okay it was nice chatting with you
Jenny9956: 'Finish your cock sucking you shall!!!' 'Cum...Ass-fucking....Man to man blowjobs.....A Jedi craves these things..."
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