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Orgy of the Sitcom Stars
by: Jenny
Posted: 05/09/00         Score: 3.2         Votes: 139
I'm hoping NBC will pick this pilot up for the new Fall season. Plenty of wacky characters, zany situations, and circle jerks involving has-beens of the 1980s. And people say television isn't informative.....
Jenny9956 : Hi!
JPete18: how are you
Jenny9956 : Good!
Jenny9956 : Horny though...
JPete18: sweet
JPete18: same here
JPete18: what do you want to do
Jenny9956 : I want have hot cyber fantasies with you.
JPete18: thats what i want to hear
Jenny9956 : Okay....let's roleplay..
JPete18: ok
Jenny9956 : How old are you?
JPete18: 18
JPete18: u
Jenny9956 : Okay....have you ever seen the show 'Charles in Charge'?
Jenny9956 : 14
JPete18: yep
Jenny9956: Okay...we are going to roleplay that we are on the show...and it's going to lead into some hot sex.
Jenny9956: You, of course, will be Charles.
JPete18: sweet
JPete18: ok
Jenny9956: And I am the hot daughter you are supposed to be looking after.
JPete18: alright
Jenny9956: *The opening credits and song roll.*
Jenny9956: *The scene opens at the kitchen table. We are sitting having breakfast alone*
Jenny9956: So, Charles, what's up for today?
JPete18: not much it is really hot out so i figure we could just stay inside
Jenny9956: *laugh track plays*
Jenny9956: Charles, everyone is away today...we'll have to find something to occupy ourselves with!
JPete18: what do you feel like doing
Jenny9956: *The studio audience 'Ohs' and whistles*
Jenny9956: Well, Charles, I was thinking you could help me with my homework!
Jenny9956: I am studying anatomy and braile!!
JPete18: alright i can help you feel the braile
Jenny9956: *The audience laughs and begins hooting*
Jenny9956: Okay....what should I feel first?
JPete18: just feel where ever you think you should start
Jenny9956: *I begin reaching towards your pants*
Jenny9956: *And then suddenly, your zany friend Buddy bursts through the door*
JPete18: what the hell are you doing here
Jenny9956: He yells "Charles, I have a great money making scheme for us!!"
Jenny9956: *He doesn't notice me slip my hand into your pants*
JPete18: i tell him to call me later
Jenny9956: *And in a desperate cross-over attempt to booster ratings, Alf pokes his head through the window and says 'Did I hear the phrase 'Money making scheme?'*
Jenny9956: *The audience howls with approval*
JPete18: I then ask alf what he is doing here
Jenny9956: *I accidenly drop a cigarette onto your pants, and I get down on my knees and trying blowing it out. Buddy and Alf look on bug-eyed*
Jenny9956: Alf looks at you and says 'Oh, I was just in the neighborhood......Hey, you're getting laid aren't you?? Why can't an alien get a little sugar around here?'
Jenny9956: *I rip off your burning pants and throw them in the sink*
Jenny9956: Charles, are you okay?
JPete18: yeah I am fine just a little hot
JPete18: I seem to have a hole in my boxers also
Jenny9956: Mmmmm....maybe I could help you with that....
JPete18: yeah I would like that
Jenny9956: *Suddenly 70s porno music begins to play, as I whip out your cock and begin to suck on it*
Jenny9956: *Alf watches intently and begins stroking his hard alien cock*
Jenny9956: *I put your hard shaft into my mouth and lightly lick the tip*
Jenny9956: Mmmm....
JPete18: you are such a great help
Jenny9956: *I shove your entire cock into my mouth, deep throating it.*
Jenny9956: *Gary Coleman has made his 'special guest appearance' and is now mutually masturbating with Buddy......earning every penny of his $1000 paycheck*
Jenny9956: *Alf, Gary Coleman, and Buddy form a circle of sitcom love around us and have a circle jerk to my passionate cock-sucking*
Jenny9956: *I playfully fondle your balls with my hands....then I press one finger into your asshole....knowing that this is sweeps week, I go for the gusto*
Jenny9956: Hey, I could use some input here!!!
JPete18: sorry
Jenny9956: What is your problem? This is great television!!
JPete18: i have to go
JPete18: it was great though
JPete18: you are very good at this
JPete18: it was also very humorous
Jenny9956: Goddamit!! I am not through!! My creativity is not sated!!
Jenny9956: I am fucking dripping wet here!!
Jenny9956: I was sucking your cock for Christ Sakes!! You could at least fuck my pussy!
JPete18: i can do that
Jenny9956: That's what I thought!
Jenny9956: *Okay, I spread my legs wide open for you*
JPete18: i start to penitrate deeply into your wet pussy
Jenny9956: Mmmmm......*The TV cameras zoom in from different angles*
JPete18: you start to moon very loud
JPete18: the hole audience is in aw
JPete18: alf is practically dead from watching
JPete18: i then turn you over and start to fuck you up the ass
Jenny9956: *Suddenly though, it seems we are in the 1 hour ABC special "Sex Gone Horribly Wrong Caught on Tape"........the boom mic operator gets too close and accidently shoves the boom mic into your ass*
JPete18: lol
Jenny9956: *He tries to get it out, but only ends up fucking you with it, in the process. On-lookers shriek with horror as you are being fucked to death with the giant mic*
JPete18: finding out that you are already half dead from my big cock in your ass
Jenny9956: *Blood comes pouring out of your rectum and covers our bodies....I mean with pleasure, unaware of what is happening....Soon, you bleed to death, but I still moan with pleasure as I feel your hard, dead cock inside me.*
Jenny9956: *To confirm my love for you, I drink up your anal blood and 'snowball' it back into your mouth


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Jenny9956: Everything is tied neatly together the next week, when your family is awarded a $1000 suit on Judge Judy.

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