NYCockExchange: Hi! ASL?
BigSexy9879: 21 male mass
BigSexy9879: you
NYCockExchange: 14 f UT....
BigSexy9879: cool
NYCockExchange: Cool! Wanna sexy chat?
BigSexy9879: sure baby
NYCockExchange: Okay. But I want you to use dirty stock market terms!
NYCockExchange: Can you do that?
BigSexy9879: i don't know much about the stock market
BigSexy9879: give me an example
NYCockExchange: That's fine... I'd like to merge our firms!
NYCockExchange: Is your index up, big guy?
BigSexy9879: no yet baby
BigSexy9879: i was waiting for an exchange
NYCockExchange:
Good! NYCockExchange: It seems that your market needs some stimulating, yes?
BigSexy9879: the market is not ready to rise
NYCockExchange: Well tell me about your stock options, then?
BigSexy9879: the market needs to be sucked dry to avoid a crash
NYCockExchange: True... otherwise, you'll have to face a depression! You'd like to liquidate into mydepression, wouldn't you?
BigSexy9879: yes
BigSexy9879: we want to go deep into recession
NYCockExchange: Go for it! Be my Alan Greenspan!
BigSexy9879: common baby make my GDP rise
NYCockExchange: Okay... Right now, I'm holding my stock...
NYCockExchange: Looking for a short term bond...
BigSexy9879: this is so confusing
BigSexy9879: this is why i am not doing to well in economics
NYCockExchange: Your stocks are soaring with me, though!
BigSexy9879: they could be
BigSexy9879: how do you know so much about the stock market at 14
NYCockExchange: My stocks are split for you, baby!
NYCockExchange: My dad is a broker.
BigSexy9879: that would make sence
BigSexy9879: what do you look like
NYCockExchange: Yes.... shall we go on?
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NYCockExchange: That's me.
BigSexy9879: damn baby your are fine
NYCockExchange: Thanks.... Is your stock market beginning to emerge from your boxers?
BigSexy9879: yea
NYCockExchange: Cool... You're holding your share?
BigSexy9879: yea
NYCockExchange: Tell me about it! (In market terms, of course.)
BigSexy9879: the market is slowly riseing due to an unexpected share
NYCockExchange:
Mmm.... My portfolio is looking
for a good plunge...BigSexy9879: why don't you spread the market so my index and take a dive
NYCockExchange: Sure... Let's invest in a mutual fund!!
BigSexy9879: i'd like to slide into the market gently
NYCockExchange: And then you'd Quicken Intuit?
BigSexy9879: wall street is fast paced
NYCockExchange: Indeed! I'm looking to give you a corporate take-over!
BigSexy9879: ready and willing to be taken over
NYCockExchange: Sweet! I invest my NASDIQ into your open-ended funds!
BigSexy9879: your market is moving too slow
NYCockExchange: I use my Bull Market into your accounts receiving. I'm getting ready to liquidate!
BigSexy9879: i'm sorry babe but this is just not doing it for me
NYCockExchange: You're giving me overhead resistance?!
NYCockExchange: You're selling me short!
BigSexy9879: you are hot as hel and i would definately like to see your portfolio but this lingo is just notdoing it for me
NYCockExchange: Would you accept my IPO?
BigSexy9879: what
NYCockExchange: My Initial Penis Offering!
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