Kyodi Tae: Yeah - do you like having sex with younger girls?
DRAGEN 1476: yea
DRAGEN 1476: what the oldest guy you had sex with
Kyodi Tae: He said he was 52, but I think he was older. Sometimes they lie.
Kyodi Tae: What's the youngest girl you've had sex with?
DRAGEN 1476: 12
Kyodi Tae: Hey! That's how old I am!
DRAGEN 1476: cool
DRAGEN 1476: do you like 18 teen year olds?
Kyodi Tae: *shrug* Sure, I guess.
DRAGEN 1476: what was the biggest dick you had sex with?
Kyodi Tae: Let's see - I think it's about ten inches long and painfully thick.
Kyodi Tae: How big is yours?
DRAGEN 1476: mine is 8
Kyodi Tae: Not bad.
DRAGEN 1476: maybe you can try me out sometime
Kyodi Tae: Um, how about now?
DRAGEN 1476: sure
Kyodi Tae: Cool.
Kyodi Tae: Hello?
DRAGEN 1476: wuz up sexy
Kyodi Tae: I thought you wanted to have cybersex.
DRAGEN 1476: you wanna fuck
Kyodi Tae: Um, you originally IM'd me for that reason. I assumed you did.
DRAGEN 1476: do you suck dick
Kyodi Tae: Sure. Whatever you want, Ninja-Boy.
DRAGEN 1476: do you do it good
Kyodi Tae: No, I really, really suck at it. *sigh*
DRAGEN 1476: i eat pussy
Kyodi Tae: Sweet! That's really great. How often do you eat it?
Kyodi Tae: I mean, is it like three meals a day, or just for a light snack now and then
DRAGEN 1476: all the time i love it
Kyodi Tae: Wow - do you have a girlfriend or something? Or do you eat your teacher's pussy at school or something?
DRAGEN 1476: any cute girl i will eat
Kyodi Tae: Wow - do they all let you do it to them?
DRAGEN 1476: yup
Kyodi Tae: Wow - every chick you see? They just drop their panties for you and you eat them out?
DRAGEN 1476: i am the sexy asian guy
Kyodi Tae: Ah - so, you're like a token chink or something that they all feel obligated by bleeding-heart liberals to have sex with you?
Kyodi Tae: That's really not something to brag about.
DRAGEN 1476: not really but i always get my girl
Kyodi Tae: Ah - so, can I be your girl now
DRAGEN 1476: sure
Kyodi Tae: Can I be your guy?
Kyodi Tae: Hey, Ninja-Boy! Pay attention over here.
DRAGEN 1476: anything you want
Kyodi Tae: Ok, I want to be your guy.
DRAGEN 1476: guy what are you talking about
Kyodi Tae: You said anything I wanted! My biggest fantasy has always been to fuck a ninja up the ass with a cock. You said I could.
DRAGEN 1476: your a guy
Kyodi Tae: No, I'm not.
Kyodi Tae: I'm a girl, but I've always wondered what it's like to be a guy.
Kyodi Tae: With a penis, ya know?
Kyodi Tae: Haven't you ever wondered what it's like to have a pussy and tits?
DRAGEN 1476: no i like my dick
Kyodi Tae: Hrm....how much do you like your dick?
DRAGEN 1476: its thick and jusei
Kyodi Tae: Jusei? Hung chow tsung takati hung big dick?
DRAGEN 1476: i will fuck you all night till you bleed
Kyodi Tae: Oh, yeah - make me bleed, baby.
DRAGEN 1476: suck on your tits
DRAGEN 1476: and ride you like a pony
DRAGEN 1476: and make you wet
Kyodi Tae: Saddle me up, Ninja-Boy, and ride me like the stallion that I am!
DRAGEN 1476: i will losen you up and fuck til day lite
Kyodi Tae: Ok, but at daylight, the pumpkin will disappear, the horses turn back to mice, and my glass slipper - yeah, that becomes a cock again.
DRAGEN 1476: then will do it all over agian
DRAGEN 1476: but harder
Kyodi Tae: Mmmm....then I go around the kingdom trying to fit my cock up the ass of every Ninja-Boy in the land to see who it was I fucked all night last night.
Kyodi Tae: Yeah, fuck me harder.
Kyodi Tae: Give me a ninja-thrust in my vagina, Ninja-Boy.
DRAGEN 1476: i will push harder harder and harder
Kyodi Tae: Yeah, and after this, you can fuck my evil step-sisters and my evil step-mother. Then you can marry me and we'll live happily ever-after while I fuck you up the ass with my glass-slipper/cock.
Kyodi Tae: Are you fucking my step-siblings yet?
DRAGEN 1476: hel yea harder and harder
Kyodi Tae: Yeah - you saying "harder and harder" over and over again is totally making me hot. You are so good at cybersex.
DRAGEN 1476: i am liking you now baybe
Kyodi Tae: Yeah! I am totally liking you now, too. I love how you don't have a problem with my glass-slipper penis.
DRAGEN 1476: likig hader and harder
Kyodi Tae: Yeah! Hey - do you speak English?
DRAGEN 1476: a little
Kyodi Tae: *sigh* I shouldn't have asked.
Kyodi Tae: Do you know what a penis is?
DRAGEN 1476: a dick
Kyodi Tae: Right. Have you read anything I've sent you in last, say, ten minutes?
DRAGEN 1476: yup
Kyodi Tae: Are you gay?
DRAGEN 1476: hel no why
Kyodi Tae: K, cuz you haven't said anything about my penis.
DRAGEN 1476: you have a pinis
Kyodi Tae: No, I have a penis.
Kyodi Tae: Is that OK, Ninja-Boy?
Kyodi Tae: Can you karate-chop it off or something?
DRAGEN 1476: i deal with strikly pussy not dick
Kyodi Tae: Hrm...can you make an exception just this once? I'll never ask for it again, I promise.
DRAGEN 1476: i dont now
Kyodi Tae: You don't know? Even if I have a penis? Come on - lemme just fuck you up the ass with it. Call me Cinderella, though - K? That totally gets me hot.
DRAGEN 1476: helllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll no syco
Kyodi Tae: Well, just call me Cinderella real quick.
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