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Small Cock, Big Moron
by: Jenny
Posted: 06/27/00         Score: 3.1         Votes: 141
When a baitee asks 'Do you prefer small or large cocks?', I know the comedy gods are smiling down on me. The messy human sacrifices are a pain, but the comedy gold is worth it.
nsain1986: Hello sweetheart, im an 18mCalifornia nad was wondering if u'd like to chat?
Jenny: Sure, baby! I would love to chat!
nsain1986: do u have a b/f?
nsain1986: u there hun?
Jenny: Nope...no boyfriend!
nsain1986: What kind of men do u like?
Jenny: I like the kind of man who is a big, fucking stud....but also can be sensitive and funny.
nsain1986: yup thats me
nsain1986:
nsain1986: how big's ur chest?
Jenny: 36B titties.
nsain1986: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
nsain1986: did u ever have sex?
Jenny: Yeah, I fuck all the time.
nsain1986: do u like bigger dicks or smaller ones?
Jenny: Anal, oral, vaginal, fisting....
Jenny: I love small dicks! They are so cute! Like little hampsters that you want to put in a cage!
nsain1986: whats ur favorite kind of sex?
Jenny: I hope you have a nice small penis for me!!!
nsain1986: u could put mine in ur cage baby
Jenny: I love to get it in my asshole.
nsain1986:
nsain1986:
Jenny: How big is your cock?
nsain1986: 5inches
nsain1986: too big?
Jenny: Cool! I could put newspaper and wood chips all over the floor and potty train your miniscule schlong!
nsain1986: heheheheh
Jenny: No. Almost.....But I think it is just small enough.
nsain1986:
nsain1986: if u had me whats the first thing u'd do?
Jenny: First....I would take and pull off your jeans and whitey tighty underwear....
nsain1986: hehehe then what?
nsain1986: ?
Jenny: Then, I would take a sweater I knitted, then place it around your cute, tiny cock!
nsain1986: hehehehehe
Jenny: I would pet your cock and say 'Nice, cock....Nice, cock..'.....Then, I would take it for a brisk walk, and let it play with the neighbor kids!
Jenny: Then....I would start stroking it...but as it gets harder, I would yell 'Listen, cock, stay small!!!!! I only want small dicks in my mouth, pussy, ass, and hand!'
nsain1986: heheheheh
Jenny: Say something sexy about your little weiner, dammit!
nsain1986: it's the perfect size for ur mouth
nsain1986: and i'd get u soooooo horny u'd lose ur voice from screaming
Jenny: Wow...you are so romantic! I don't meet many men on the Internet who are as sensitive to my feelings as you!
nsain1986: i'd love to screw u in my car
Jenny: Are you stroking your small penis, right now?
nsain1986: yup
nsain1986: 4 u
nsain1986: spit or swallow?
Jenny: Oh my! Your romantic dialogue reminds me something out of a 'Little House on the Prairie' novel...So touching!
nsain1986: what does it remind u of?
nsain1986: what part?
Jenny: I like to take the cum into my mouth.....then spit it all over my crotch...then I like to slowly rub it into my balls....
nsain1986: how r ur lips?
Jenny: It also reminds me of the movie 'Tron'....Don't ask me why. I just thought that was a kick ass movie and a great Arcade game...I would kick my grandmother in the crotch to be able to own one. I would dry hump that mother fucker.
Jenny: My lips? I have two of them, and they are attached to my face.
nsain1986: are they smooth?
nsain1986: for my penis to go in and out?
nsain1986: ??
Jenny: Yeah, except for a few bumps here and there. I think they might be Herpes or something, but I am no doctor. Not really certified to make any judgements about them.
Jenny: Would bleeding when urinating be a sign of a STD?
nsain1986: would u cumfort my dick in ur mouth?
nsain1986: i doubt it
nsain1986: but it's possible
nsain1986: y?
Jenny: Yeah, as long as you don't mind your dick rubbing across the scabs that are on my lips......And if your don't mind if one of them pops open and blood and puss run all over your cock...I don't mind of course....Blood and puss make a good lubricant.
nsain1986: i dont mind either
Jenny: Great....You wouldn't mind giving as well as receiving?
nsain1986: receiving?
nsain1986: what do u mean receiving?
Jenny: I would suck your dick and you would suck mine.
nsain1986: pussy?
Jenny: Kinda like Christmas...You give me a present and I unzip my pants and give you my meat package.
Jenny: No....C-O-C-K.
nsain1986: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD
nsain1986: i want to eat urpussy
Jenny: No...Not Pussy....I have a P-E-N-I-S....
Jenny: Now such on my .....S-C-H-L-O-N-G
Jenny: I'm sorry...I meant to say suck. Didn't mean to confuse you.

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