NYCockExchange: Hello. What's goin' on?
disyoshi: not much
disyoshi: just got home
disyoshi: u got a pic?
NYCockExchange: Oh. Just got home?
disyoshi: yeah
NYCockExchange: From where?
disyoshi: party
NYCockExchange: Oh. Are you wasted?
disyoshi: yes
NYCockExchange: Cool!
disyoshi: u?
NYCockExchange: No. I don't do drugs. Hey, play a little game with me, and I'll show you my pic, okay?
disyoshi: ok
disyoshi: drinking isnt drugs
NYCockExchange: Alright. Here's the game: You're in my house, and you're looking for a naked picture of me. You have to find it, okay?
disyoshi: ok
NYCockExchange: Right now, you're standing inside the front door, in the living room. There's a hallway to the right, a kitchen in front, and a den to the left.
NYCockExchange: What will you do?
disyoshi: i go down the hallway
NYCockExchange: Okay. You start walking down the hallway. There are doors to the left and right near you, and there are doors to the left and right further down the hall.
NYCockExchange: Now what?
disyoshi: which one is your room?
NYCockExchange: Ummm, you have to find out!
disyoshi: which one is the bathroom, i have to piss
NYCockExchange: Okay! You should head to the right for that.
disyoshi: thanks
disyoshi: ill be right back
NYCockExchange: Okay. You're in the bathroom. There is a sink, tub, and toilet. And a medicine chest.
NYCockExchange: What will you do here?
disyoshi: piss in the toilet
NYCockExchange: Okay. You take out your cock, and aim it into the open toilet. You piss for a while, then flush it down. You zip back up. Now what?
disyoshi: then i walk down the hall and go in the room on the right
NYCockExchange: Okay. This is my little sister's room. There are Hanson posters, a bed with pink sheet, a closet, and dresser.
disyoshi: i walk down the hall and go in the room on the right
disyoshi: not the right room
disyoshi: how old is your sis?
NYCockExchange: 12.
disyoshi: nevermind
disyoshi: i go in the room across the hall
NYCockExchange: Left or right?
disyoshi: on the left
NYCockExchange: Okay. This is my room. There is a closet, dressers, a bed, and a nightstand.
disyoshi: r u in there?
NYCockExchange: You are. Find the pic!
disyoshi: ok
disyoshi: i search through the dressers
disyoshi: nice underwear
disyoshi:
NYCockExchange: Top, middle, or bottom drawer?
disyoshi: bottom
NYCockExchange: You open the drawer, and see my panties, socks, and bras.
disyoshi: i look under them
NYCockExchange: You see the bottom of the drawer.
disyoshi: what size are your bras?
disyoshi: no pic?
NYCockExchange: They're 32 B
disyoshi: i look in the middle
NYCockExchange: Okay! This drawer is kind of cluttered with books, magazines, and papers.
disyoshi: i look through everything
NYCockExchange: You find a Playboy and a Photo Album!
disyoshi: looking for a naked pic of a chick with 32b tits
NYCockExchange: Open the photo album?
disyoshi: i look through the playboy and my cock gets hard
NYCockExchange: Cool! Is your cock hard right now?
disyoshi: i open the photo album and search through it
disyoshi: after i piss it will be
NYCockExchange: Okay. First page has a pic of my friends Joe and Jason. They're naked and sucking each other's dicks.
disyoshi: next page
disyoshi: my dick just went limp
NYCockExchange: Next page has a picture of my friend Megan, eating raw pork blindfolded.
disyoshi: is she naked?
NYCockExchange: No. She has nice legs, though!
disyoshi: nice
disyoshi: next page
NYCockExchange: Okay. The next page has a picture of my buddy Todd fucking a small goat. He's waving at the camera/
disyoshi: dick very limp
disyoshi: i turn the page and run to the bathroom
disyoshi: brb
NYCockExchange: Okay. The next page features my dad and brother kissing deeply. They're almost nude.
disyoshi: ewwwww
disyoshi: im back
disyoshi: next page
NYCockExchange: Right. On the next page, you find a picture of a mutilated animal. It's too disfigured for you to figure out which species. It's lying in a pool of its own blood.
disyoshi: what?
disyoshi: i turn to the last page
NYCockExchange: Okay. There is a picture of me on the last page!
disyoshi: great
disyoshi: did i find it?
NYCockExchange: I am laying, mostly naked on my bed. My head is on the pillow, and my legs are partly spread.
disyoshi: can you send it?
NYCockExchange: I have a little white tube top on, and a small plaid skirt. My glorious chunk of throbbing man-cock is poking out of the skirt.
disyoshi: man-cock?
NYCockExchange: Ummm....
disyoshi: u m or f?
NYCockExchange: As you wonder this, staring at the picture, you feel hands on your shoulders....
NYCockExchange: I grab you from behind, bend you over, and shove my huge, pulsating cock into your ass! Again and again and again I pound into you!
disyoshi: what the fuck?
NYCockExchange: Soon, my man-seed (semen) fills your bowels. As it drips from your asshole, I force you to your knees and hold my cock in front of your mouth. ...You know what to do!
disyoshi: u the fuck r u?
NYCockExchange: My cock is awaiting impatiently. What do you do?
disyoshi: i cut the fucker off and feed it to you
disyoshi: i shove it down your throat and make you choke on it]
disyoshi: you die, but no one cares because you are a fucking flamer
NYCockExchange: Too slow! I backfist you, and hit your mouth with tremendous power!! Having no teeth, I pry open your mouth and slide my massive dick in!
NYCockExchange: You can taste your shit & my cum on my cock.
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