NYCockExchange: Hi there.
DrUnKMaN67: a/s/l
NYCockExchange: 13-F-UT ... you?
DrUnKMaN67: 14/m/nj
DrUnKMaN67: u got a pic
NYCockExchange: And you're a drunk man? Born in 1967?
NYCockExchange: Read my profile.
DrUnKMaN67: no
DrUnKMaN67: am really older but i wanted to cyber with a younger girl
NYCockExchange: That's what I figured. There's no need to lie here, Drunkman67. Let's be completely honest with each other, okay?
DrUnKMaN67: ok
NYCockExchange: Great. Now... what can I do for you?
DrUnKMaN67: am really 19
DrUnKMaN67: am horny
NYCockExchange: I'm really horny, too. You can almost see the big horns coming out of my head. Sort of like a devil, or something,
NYCockExchange: Like a evil... bastard. A bastard messiah. Yeah.
DrUnKMaN67: where u from
NYCockExchange: 13-F-UT. Are you really from New Jersey?
DrUnKMaN67: no new york
DrUnKMaN67: why
NYCockExchange: Okay. I'm just wondering, that's all... wondering how far you are from me.
NYCockExchange: I'd like to... do things with you.
DrUnKMaN67: oh
DrUnKMaN67: your from utah
NYCockExchange: Yes, I'm from Utah. Where are you from?
DrUnKMaN67: new york
NYCockExchange: And where am I from?
DrUnKMaN67: utagh
DrUnKMaN67: utah
NYCockExchange: Close enough. My head is starting to hurt.
DrUnKMaN67: what r u wearing
NYCockExchange: Huh?
DrUnKMaN67: what r u wearing
NYCockExchange: I told you that my head was hurting, and your response is: "what r u wearing?"??!!?
DrUnKMaN67: sorry
DrUnKMaN67: for your headhurting
DrUnKMaN67: do u still wanna talk tome
NYCockExchange: It usually hurts a lot when I'm having internet-based conversations with pedophiles with smaller cocks than mine.
NYCockExchange: Yes! I still want to!
NYCockExchange: Are you horny?
DrUnKMaN67: you r a guy
NYCockExchange: Ummm... no.
NYCockExchange: I meant smaller brains than mine. It was a Freudan slip.
DrUnKMaN67: ok
NYCockExchange: Now... are you horny? I am.
DrUnKMaN67: ya
NYCockExchange: Great.... Are you jacking?
DrUnKMaN67: ya
NYCockExchange: So am I. Mmmm...
DrUnKMaN67: u r a guy
NYCockExchange: Huh?
DrUnKMaN67: girls can't jack
DrUnKMaN67: u mean you were fingering yourself
NYCockExchange: I was simply referring to the fact that I was manually stimulating my ridgid member. I didn't really MEAN I was jacking.
DrUnKMaN67: oh
DrUnKMaN67: ok
DrUnKMaN67: so
DrUnKMaN67: what you wanna do
NYCockExchange: Alright... where were we?
NYCockExchange: Hmm... I dunno. What are you into?
DrUnKMaN67: jacking
DrUnKMaN67: anything
NYCockExchange: Yes. We were both jacking.
DrUnKMaN67: okk
NYCockExchange: Anything? You do... like furniture, animals, and machines, too?
DrUnKMaN67: no
DrUnKMaN67: people women
NYCockExchange: We could have wild motorized llama loveseat sex.
DrUnKMaN67: no
DrUnKMaN67: we should have phonesex
NYCockExchange: I've tried sticking a phone in my ass to stimulate my prostate... didn't feel too good. Since then, I've turned down phone sex.
DrUnKMaN67: oh damn
NYCockExchange: That's what I said.
DrUnKMaN67: rf u tight
NYCockExchange: RF? That means right field, doesn't it? I don't play right field. I'm a pitcher.
DrUnKMaN67: am really hard
DrUnKMaN67: what
DrUnKMaN67: do u have hair on down there
NYCockExchange: You're really hard right now? I know the feeling. ...Let's just get to the cybersex, okay?
DrUnKMaN67: ok
DrUnKMaN67: what u looklike
NYCockExchange: I look like a blue-eyed, blonde-haired little angel. ...I'd like to take you to Heaven with me!!
DrUnKMaN67: ok
DrUnKMaN67: i wana here your voice
NYCockExchange: You want to go to Heaven?
DrUnKMaN67: not yet]
NYCockExchange: Okay. Then... maybe to Hell?
DrUnKMaN67: no
NYCockExchange: Well, what do you want then? You seem confused. Probably because you're stroking your nice hard cock, like me. But I forgive you.
DrUnKMaN67: am horny
NYCockExchange: Me too.
DrUnKMaN67: there u go again you r a guy
NYCockExchange: No! *sigh* I'm a girl. I simply meant that I was slowly rubbing a finger into my colon, massaging my prostate with it.
DrUnKMaN67: ok
DrUnKMaN67: get mehorny
DrUnKMaN67: what r u wearing
DrUnKMaN67: u there
NYCockExchange: I'm wearing a black t-shirt and a pair of ripped jeans. The shirt reads, "K'cus ym k'coc!!!"
NYCockExchange: ...That's Ibait for "I am soo horny!"
NYCockExchange: What are you wearing?
DrUnKMaN67: boxers
NYCockExchange: Cool! I love boxers... all of that freedom they give. Is that all you're wearing? No shirt?
DrUnKMaN67: ya
NYCockExchange: You sexy, sexy man, you. I'm getting wild images of you sitting in front of your computer, naked, with a big, throbbing cock.
DrUnKMaN67: thats what it look like
NYCockExchange: Which reminds me, I need to clean my mirror in my room. I'll do that later. ...What are you in the mood for right now?
NYCockExchange: Sexy chat? Mmm...
DrUnKMaN67: i just wanna cum
DrUnKMaN67: ya
NYCockExchange: You want to shoot your hot, sticky sperm all over the place? ...How do you clean it up, might I ask?
DrUnKMaN67: napkins
NYCockExchange: Really? That's so... sanitary! I usually use an old sock or something. God, a neat, clean man gets me off so bad!
NYCockExchange: You're the ideal man for me.
DrUnKMaN67: ok
DrUnKMaN67: is your pusdsy tight
NYCockExchange: Yes. You've got me hot, wanting to shoot my seed. Mmmm.... How long is your cock?
DrUnKMaN67: 7inches
NYCockExchange: That's perfect!!! It gets me off, and I don't even feel jealous, either. Damn, you are one hot stud!!!
DrUnKMaN67: why would you feel jelous
NYCockExchange: Because my girlfriend's cock is a little smaller than that.
NYCockExchange: It's like, 6 inches.
DrUnKMaN67: bye
NYCockExchange: Huh?
DrUnKMaN67: your girlfriend has a cock
NYCockExchange: No, dammit! Her boyfriend has a cock that's 6 inches.
NYCockExchange: And he gives it to her. *sigh* You know.
DrUnKMaN67: ya
NYCockExchange: It's like: if you gave me your cock, then I could say it was "my cock".
DrUnKMaN67: u have pupic hair
NYCockExchange: It's just a Utah thing, I guess.
DrUnKMaN67: ok
DrUnKMaN67: am really horny
NYCockExchange: Well, not really. It's just barely starting to come in... little fuzzy tufts of hait around my package.
NYCockExchange: I'm horny too.
NYCockExchange: Err... tufts of HAIR, I meant.
NYCockExchange: Not hait. I must have been thinking of bait.
DrUnKMaN67: ya
DrUnKMaN67: i wanna cum
NYCockExchange: Yes.... I was definitely thinking about bait.
NYCockExchange: I wanna cum, too. What are we waiting for? Let's get off and stroke together.
NYCockExchange: Mmmm....... *stroking my clit up and down*
DrUnKMaN67: ya
NYCockExchange: *one hand circled around the he-clit, stroking up and down at a quickening pace....*
NYCockExchange: How are YOU jacking?
DrUnKMaN67: bye
NYCockExchange: Huh?
NYCockExchange: Did you cum already? I haven't came yet, you know.
NYCockExchange: Oh shit! I wrote "the he-clit".... I almost wrote "the the clit", which is what I meant.
DrUnKMaN67: u r a guy
NYCockExchange: *sigh* No, I'm not....! You're starting to turn me off. *sniffles*
DrUnKMaN67: u keep talking like a guy
NYCockExchange: Well, so do you. Why can't I, also? Why do I have to be such a sweet little angel all of the time?
NYCockExchange: I want to be a dirty, hot slut!!!
NYCockExchange: Let me be your slut....?
DrUnKMaN67: you talk like you have a dick and your stroken it
NYCockExchange: But... that's not what I'm saying! Can't you just let your defenses down, so we can cyber?
DrUnKMaN67: helpme
DrUnKMaN67: cum then
NYCockExchange: All of these accusations and allegations are ruining it for me. ...I'll try to help you though.
DrUnKMaN67: ok
NYCockExchange: I like you. You're my favorite pedophile today!
NYCockExchange: So... what can I do for you?
DrUnKMaN67: anything u want
NYCockExchange: ...Anything? You think a little girl like me should be in charge?
NYCockExchange: I'd think you have more experience.... which is what I want.
DrUnKMaN67: i want to make sure your really a girl
NYCockExchange: *sigh* There you go again.
NYCockExchange: What do you want me to do for you?
DrUnKMaN67: where are u really from
NYCockExchange: I'm from California, originally. But I live in Utah now.
NYCockExchange: Where are you from?
DrUnKMaN67: neew york
DrUnKMaN67: let mecall u
NYCockExchange: Very good!!! You told me you were from New Jersey first.
NYCockExchange: Do you know how that makes me feel? When you lie about your age and location?
DrUnKMaN67: no
DrUnKMaN67: why don't youike young guys
NYCockExchange: Well, it makes me feel like ass-raping you. I'd take my huge, throbbing, meaty cock and drive it deep into your ass until I cum. I'd shoot my thick, syrupy semen into your lower intestine. Then I'd drive my cock into your mouth until my balls slam against your chin. You could lick the cum & feces off of it, swirling your tongue around it's head while you try to avoid gagging. I'd push your head even closer, so you'd have to floss to get the thick, dark, curly pubes out of your teeth.
NYCockExchange: That's how it makes me feel.
DrUnKMaN67: u r a guy you sick fuck am 15 anyway u freak
NYCockExchange: Wait. Why are you taking my feelings so literally?
DrUnKMaN67: u wanna know the real thing i am 16/m/nj
DrUnKMaN67: and if you are a girl i want to still talk to u
NYCockExchange: I can't take this anymore.
DrUnKMaN67: take what
NYCockExchange: You.... you're such a prick tease. What I want from you right now, is to tell me EXACTLY how you would suck my big, throbbing cock.
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