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Hooked On Fonts
by: NYCockExchange
Posted: 08/03/00         Score: 3.3         Votes: 301
If you're not gettin' any cybersex, it's probably because you're not using the right font.
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AF4teen: hi
NYCockExchange: Are you gay?
AF4teen: do you cyber?
AF4teen: no
AF4teen: im not
AF4teen: u wanna cyber??
NYCockExchange: Just wondering because those are some of the most flaming font & color combos I've ever seen.
AF4teen: oh lol
AF4teen: u want to cyber?
NYCockExchange: Not with the gay fucking fonts and colors. I'm worried your cock might smell like feces.
AF4teen: ok hold up a sec
AF4teen: this better?
NYCockExchange
: It's not as gay, but it's still pretty homosexual-looking.
AF4teen: ok how about this...
AF4teen
: oops hold on
NYCockExchange
: It looks a lot like the same fucking font.
AF4teen: Is this better?
AF4teen
: or like this
AF4teen
: ok like this
NYCockExchange
: It's the same gay-loooking font, no matter what size you make it.
NYCockExchange: I want a manly-font.
AF4teen: like what?
NYCockExchange
: I don't know!
NYCockExchange: I'm a woman! I don't know what I want!
AF4teen: how about this one?
NYCockExchange
: That kind of gets me off.
NYCockExchange: Just a little.
AF4teen: but like this size?
AF4teen
: ok hold on...
NYCockExchange
: That's not really dominating enough.
AF4teen: how about this one?
AF4teen
: i want to fuck you!!!
NYCockExchange
: Whoa. That's a little too... military for me. Makes me think of M.A.S.H.
AF4teen: ok?
AF4teen
: lol
AF4teen
: ok brb
NYCockExchange
: Yes, SIR.
AF4teen: how about this font?
NYCockExchange
: That's waaayyy too geeky. Very unromantic.
AF4teen: how about this one?
NYCockExchange: Well.... That's a decent-looking font.
NYCockExchange: It's acceptable, I guess.
AF4teen: it looks alot better bold
NYCockExchange
: I don't agree.
AF4teen: ok
AF4teen
: ok lets cyber
NYCockExchange: Okay. Would you mind italicizing?
AF4teen: not at all
NYCockExchange: There we go! That has a romantic edge to it!
AF4teen: ok
AF4teen: this size
NYCockExchange: It'd also be great if you underlined sexy words!
AF4teen: ok
AF4teen: like what?
NYCockExchange: You know... sexy words.
AF4teen: like pussy?
NYCockExchange: Yes! That's exactly right! Now go back to the slightly larger font.
NYCockExchange: You're getting me off now!
AF4teen: this size?
NYCockExchange: Yeah! Can you make your font a horny green color?
AF4teen: like this?
AF4teen: or like this?
NYCockExchange: Yeah. Except it doesn't look right somehow. Maybe bold it again.
NYCockExchange: No. Not the light color.
NYCockExchange: It's hard to read. I can't get off if I can't read it.
AF4teen: like this?
NYCockExchange
: Yeah! Like that!
NYCockExchange: Mmmm!
AF4teen: ok start fingering yourself in real life
AF4teen
: im jacking off
NYCockExchange
: Okay. Just underline "fingering", like you mean it.
AF4teen: ok now start fingering yourself
NYCockExchange
: Okay.
AF4teen: okay now lets cyber
NYCockExchange
: I'm fingering myself.
AF4teen: ok good
NYCockExchange
: Mmmmm.
AF4teen: ladies first
NYCockExchange
: Right... But - Can I see that in a nice, feminine pink color?
NYCockExchange: It'll seem more convincing.
NYCockExchange: It would get me horny!
AF4teen: ladies first
AF4teen
: pink like your pussy
NYCockExchange
: Whoa, whoa. Underline?
AF4teen: pink like your pussy
NYCockExchange
: Okay - you're all set. Let's cyberfuck!
AF4teen: ok
AF4teen
: ladies first
NYCockExchange
: I start out by reaching into my dirty boxers and whipping out my hard 10"cock.
AF4teen: you mean mine
AF4teen
:
NYCockExchange
: Well, no - you're writing in the feminine pink still. It's like you're the chick, and I'm the guy.
NYCockExchange: Gimmie my horny green!
AF4teen: oh ok i get to be the uy
AF4teen
: guy*
AF4teen
: ok sexy
NYCockExchange
: Okay!
AF4teen: ladies first
NYCockExchange
: I start out by reaching into my dirty boxers and whipping out my hard 10"cock.
AF4teen: no no i get to be the guy
NYCockExchange
: But that's not right!
AF4teen: y?
NYCockExchange
: I don't want to stroke my cock over here, thinking about another guy.
NYCockExchange: That's wrong.
AF4teen: you are a chick i am a guy
AF4teen
: now lets cyberfuck
NYCockExchange
: I start out by reaching into my dirty boxers and whipping out my hard 10"cock.
AF4teen: ok fine ill go first im the guy
NYCockExchange
: Okay - go for it.
NYCockExchange: It won't be as fun for me jacking off to another guy, though. But I'll try.
AF4teen: i start out by reaching down into my boxers and whipping out my rockhard 10" cock..
NYCockExchange
: I start out by reaching into my dirty boxers and whipping out my rock-hard 10"cock, too.
AF4teen: wha be a girl
AF4teen
: a 9 y/o im gonna fuck her brains out
NYCockExchange
: I suppose with a sex change, that would be possible.
NYCockExchange: I don't know about the age, though.
NYCockExchange: I'd have to go back a generation or so.
AF4teen: lol pretend to be a girl
AF4teen
: a teen
NYCockExchange
: No. I start out by reaching into my dirty boxers and whipping out my hard 10"cock.
NYCockExchange: It doesn't bother you that I'm really a middle-aged man with a hard 10" cock?
AF4teen: yeah it does be the umm 19 y/o girl
AF4teen
: ok?
NYCockExchange
: I don't feel like being a girl - my cock is throbbing over here, wanting a nice tight anus or vagina. Not being one.
NYCockExchange: Maybe if you beg for me to be a girl with nice, pink letters, I'll do it for you.
AF4teen: pppllllleeeaaaaaaasssssseeeee be a 19 y/o girl w/ a perfect bod and gorgeos tits and a beautiful ass!!!!!! PLLLLEEEEEAAAASSE
NYCockExchange
: No. I start out by reaching into my dirty boxers and whipping out my hard 10"cock.
NYCockExchange: (You forgot to underline the sexy words!)

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